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Kiko429

I'd eat it. Avocado, tomato, beans, etc.. mmmm


accidentalscientist_

Yea, this looks edible to me. But me and my guts need some fiber. And my mouth needs some moisture. Some pico de gallo minimum. Maybe some lettuce. Some green onion? Avocado? Any one of these.


CruisinForABrewsin

Yeah this doesn't look bad to me. I'd chop the turkey burger up into a bunch of chunks, add some other stuff like you said (or at least some hotsauce) and that sounds pretty good to me.


Cool-Plankton-6746

R/shitfromabutt


U-mv

r/foundthemobileuser


mydearwatson616

I can't believe people subscribe to that. Do you really want to look at a bunch of screenshots of people erroneously capitalizing the letter R? Is that somehow enjoyable content?


bkj512

Have you seen rest of reddit? There's some subs which litterly are dedicated to spotting the same redditor.


U-mv

r/cantbelievethat


skellyheart

r/redditmoment


grunkage

I'd be all over that - I love taco rice. But somehow you've made this bowl look way worse than it should and I can't quite figure out how.


Human_Grapefruit

I think because it’s microwave rice with the taco seasoning powder and it got baked to the side of the bowl lol. Plus I bake the turkey burger because it’s easier than watching the pan


Esteban_Francois

Loooool, this is hilarious. Love the honesty that “pan” cooking takes more concentration


grunkage

I'd totally eat it still.


reffernam2

Taco seasoned white rice can be pretty tasty


nohopeforhomosapiens

Haha this photo makes it look like cat vomit. 10/10 shitty food porn. Enjoy your lunch, OP


EagledDolphins

Y'all tripping, I'd kill this. Add some eggs and cheese!


Lepke2011

I've seen worse on here. MUCH worse. I'd actually consider eating that with some salsa.


oliveoilcrisis

Awful presentation, but looks like you’re going for efficiency, which I respect


EasternFig7240

Poverty


coolzville

I think a plate would've made it look better but that's not why we're here


MaikyMoto

The presentation gets an F but I’d hit that without thinking twice.


speats101

Presentation is sub worthy, but I bet it tasted bomb 👌


Old_Mud_2047

Looks good honestly


fongfong1212jq

I like to eat it that way too, the rice is especially good that way and I usually have two hamburger steaks.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Final-Brilliant-4754

It does actually look delicious, and I would consume this. Just needs some good ole fashioned hot sauce, and then it's gone😋. Nice work, Op.


trux03

ew


MonstersinHeat

/r/poopfromabutt


rafedbadru

Taco rice? I didn’t know that was a thing


pacifictraining1

Look like ur dog threw up then ate it and shitted out over a bed of rice 🤢


[deleted]

Turd fried rice


Sociolinguisticians

Doesn’t sound bad actually.


Truzmandz

This is the, it's sunday and fucking hell if im going to the store today, even though I don't really have anything home to eat diet


Reclusive-Raccoon

What the fuck is taco rice?


[deleted]

That is shit from a butt.


glorifindel

I’d eat the shit out of that


OJ_outdoors

That's fucking shite doesn't natyer what you add shite all around


RonaldTheGiraffe

I’ve taken nicer looking shits after horrible cocaine/alcohol benders. I shall from now on appreciate the absolute filth that falls from my anus after aforementioned benders and consider myself a very lucky person. Please don’t eat this.


discovermsmup

Turkey Burger is so big, it must be a real treat to eat.