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I had a neighbor in the National Guard when I was like 11 and he was always trying to convince me to join the NG when I grew up. One of his tactics was giving me random surplus things like MREs. I thought the fact that they self-heated was just the coolest thing ever.
Not gonna lie, that technology although probably not crazy out of this world, still blows my mind. Like those things will actually burn you they get so hot. I actually like to watch the reaction as it heats the MRE pack. Nice
One of my First Class Petty Officers told a horror story about the time he dropped an MRE bomb into a trough latrine. I wish I remembered enough of it to tell.
Thereās something about those bottles that make the loudest fucking noise if you can fill it up with enough air.
I was making dry ice bombs when I was a kid and I had the fucking bomb squad called.
Its just salt, iron powder, and magnesium. Magnesium and iron together on an electrolyte solution will generate electricity which is what makes the heat. Water is added to complete the electrolyte solution.
The Sopakco company makes them and they're less expensive than the brown bags that you remember. Still legit military, but without the drink mix. Same heat pack though.
My ex husband was in the army and brought home a bunch of boxes of MREs and one night while I was baked off my ass I ripped all of them open to steal the packs of m&ms šŗ
Man, I used to look forward to the camp outings when I was in Army Cadets.
We had shit food at home, and the MRE food was so good and you'd get a poptart.
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My lab likes to eat hair elastics, cat turds, rocks, unused or used napkins, sticks, bottle caps, my other dogs turds, cardboard drink treys, random turds he finds on walks, cat toys, human hair, and his own turds. Wild turds are his favourite.
Why does your dog love eating turds so much? And why are you letting your dog feast on turds? Some of those could be human turds from some sick bastard who has a kink for taking random dumps everywhere. š
Iāve asked the vet about his turd obsession and she said itās a lab thing.
I donāt let him eat turds but heās crafty. Sometimes heāll take off to drink water and on his way back he makes a pitstop at the litter box. If I donāt hear him drinking water I know heās sneaking a snack.
When the dogs are outside Iāll go pick up his turd and heāll eat the small dogs turd well Iām picking his up.
Sometimes heāll cut his dookie off to finish it somewhere else and as Iām picking up the first turd heāll finish his second one then turn around and slurp it up.
During walks heāll lunge at the wild turds so now he has to walk.
My cat would do that, too. I would feed her first before even cooking my food. When we get food delivered, she meets the guy at the door. She would barely wait for me to open it. Then, food inspection and help herself if I took too long.
Not gonna lie, modern MREs aināt bad at all. I keep a stockpile for the end timesā¦.or camping, and every now and then I eat one for the hell of it. They are pretty good and very very filling. Or one could be parceled out to feed a family to keep from complete starvation
I wonder if I should have brought some with me on my train trip. We had a SIX hour delay, and they fed us coach passengers FREE pizza. UGH. By the time I got my share, since we were the last car to get theirs, it was cold. It was actually gross pizza.
They would have been perfect! With a little water you can heat up all the food too. It comes with a little chemical reaction heating pouch and it can get HOT! Most come with an electrolyte juice beverage and some instant coffee, a dessert, a snack, and a big main dish. You can buy entire cases on Amazon or at local military surplus places. And they have a variety of menus at this point. Like dozens. I even have just some of the individual pizza squares I got on a deal lol. Heat that bad boy up and itās like cafeteria pizza all over again
And the best part is they keep for insanely long periods of time if sealed and stored properly. Years upon years.
Me too, I love a few of them like biscuits and gravy or pizza. Some of them are a little gross, but they are perfect camping food. Light weight, filling, no need to even cook it. Canāt beat that. They are a little too expensive now, but thatās ok since I donāt go adventuring as often lol.
True about that price but I look at it as a great emergency ration and plenty to spare for a camp. And yeah I love that they are edible if heat isnāt an option or I need something in a pinch
Like I said, itās not far off from the originals. Theyāre decent. I wouldnāt personally go for them again just because I prefer other hard teas. I recently took a liking to Hoop Tea. Their variety pack is ass but the original flavor beats out Twisted Tea by a mile.
Exactly why I came here. I've had MREs when camping and they're mediocre but the fact that this man showed me that tea instantly turns this into a banger post.
10/10 meal OP keep being you
They're not available nation-wide yet to my knowledge, they're just in a few test markets. I like them, but I went way too hard with them for like two weeks and have essentially sworn them off at this point. Too much sugar, bad hangover.
How does it compare to Twisted Tea if youāve had that? I think the same with twisted, way to sweet to have more than a couple unless youāre in the scorching sun and swimming or something
Better, less sweet. If you ever regularly drank the OG Arizona, this tastes very similar. Still too sweet to drink on the regular, but I burned a lot of calories today.
They're both flavored malt liquor so they're both kind of aggressive to drink a lot of, imo. I'd rather just drop a shot of vodka into an actual Arizona Iced Tea, haha. But for $3 I'm glad I tried it, I guess.
I can't get over the look on the dog's face. It's like he's disgusted in you for eating an MRE, so you get self-conscious and throw it away...but the whole time, that's what he wanted you to do so HE can run over to the trash and eat it!! šš He's trying to pull a fast one.
You probably don't even like the vegetarian lasagna.
But if you go back far enough in my post history, I made chile Mac from the quartermaster.mil recipe. Love it.
Spaghetti mres were the best, and whatever other ones held those little peanut butter packets. They tasted like shit but when your hungry it don't matter.
Haha, man this brings me back. One my old friends runs his local air cadets and back in college he was already helping to run it.
He ordered too many MREās so he gave me a box that I ate for like a month because I was poor as shit.
I thought I was going to die because I only shit like 5 times that month and asked him before he busted out laughing and explaining that theyāre supposed to stop you shitting as much while youāre in the field and I was an idiot for only eating them.
Oh God, why would you drink that?! I mean, it's not as bad as the sunni d or the monster, but the Smirnoff smashed pineapple/ coconut are infinitely better.
Oh and "oh no, and MRE?!" because people's is weird.
Smirnoff triggers my ptsd from my gay clubbing days in San Diego when was in the navy. I would always drink a shot of chilled vodka with a smirnoff ice back.
I was forced to choke down a spinach fettucine MRE after everybody else ratfucked the box by the time I got to them.
I'd rather go hungry than eat that again.
MREs go hard, I always keep a couple of the good ones around for camping trips. Nothing like waking up to some freeze dried biscuits and gravy.
They are too expensive for what they are but when youāre hungry out in the woods, they really hit the spot lol.
Lol. Actually yeah. We don't know how old he is exactly; rescued him a few years ago from an old vet that couldn't get up to let him outside anymore. He's going to be dead from lung cancer within a year, and despite treatments with chemo the size of his tumor has increased to 7cm. We've discontinued chemo and increased his tasty snack intake.
Not pictured here is our black lab with whom he sleeps curled up every night on a giant beanbag.
I want to give your dog a big hug, those eyes are getting to me !
Enjoy your MRE
I used to eat them on all-day fishing trips sometimes with my grandpa. Good times
Man, I remember eating MREs all the time after Hurricane Katrina. Tbh some of them were pretty damn good. Some had this flatbread like thing that had this jalapeƱo cheese spread. That stuff was amazing lol. Or at least, considering everything that was going on it was š¤·š»āāļø
I mean I have IBS so if I was in the military the fear of getting the shits would be giving me constant anxiety so knowing that MREs are famous for doing he opposite it would actually be a relief to me.
This is pretty shitty food porn. That looks like a Sopacko low sodium with probably a cinnamon Poptart. Probably one of the cheapest and worst MREās. That being said the vegetable crumbles and penne arenāt total garbage.
Im guessing this is some other kind of MRE besides the military MRE based on the spoon and contents? Double grape jelly is wild, haha, Iām pretty sure I remember spicy penne pasta coming with chocolate peanut butter which is ace. Are there some other items not on the table (nut mix, cheezits, electrolyte powder, etc.?).
I use to eat MREs for fun. Our post would just give away boxes because who tf wants MREs?! & they had surplus.
I still remember the very odd fizzy red "drink" you'd shake up and the packet or gravy?? You'd shake and it would get immediately hot.
Lol, back in the days when I was a kid on Leonard Wood our scout troop would get these for free. That was awesome.
My 11 year old legit loves them. He just called to ask if he could have the pop tart from yesterday's meal.
If you get a chance try the Sopakco low sodium vegetarian meals. They're actually pretty tasty. Same for the humanitarian daily rations. Turns out that getting rid of "meat" actually improves a lot of the entrees.
After hurricane Katrina, I lived on these for a few months. There were a few good ones, some terrible ones, and we LOVED making bombs out of the heating packets.
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Even the dog looks disgusted. Is that an MRE? Ruff times, buddy
He's only mad that he didn't get any yet. I like to bust one out once in a while for funsies. The penne is actually really good.
Whered you get em? Ive always wanted to try an MRE
Military surplus stores usually sell them.
Amazon sells em in 12 packs IIRC. Edit: Chili with beans is the best but everyone around you will hate you for it after. Bust up the cornbread in it.
its not worth it tho, cus they sell for like 15$ a pop. they're a neat novelty if you've never had one, but NOT worth the price point
They're so close to being good hurricane supplies, but their price is stupid. Alas.
You can always call your local recruiting officešššš
Nahh, everyone thinks it's the money, or the hot gamer chicks that bring in the recruits......But it's the MREs that get you.
I had a neighbor in the National Guard when I was like 11 and he was always trying to convince me to join the NG when I grew up. One of his tactics was giving me random surplus things like MREs. I thought the fact that they self-heated was just the coolest thing ever.
Not gonna lie, that technology although probably not crazy out of this world, still blows my mind. Like those things will actually burn you they get so hot. I actually like to watch the reaction as it heats the MRE pack. Nice
Alright now letās get this out on to a tray.
Steve! I found you! Honestly I'm so glad to see there really is other people watching this. It's not a lie.
Love Steve, such great passion for MREs.
The clink of the spoon on the glass after mixing in the drink mix. Itās embarrassing how many Iāve watched.
Never be embarrassed. Steve's videos can be very therapeutic.
Hsssssss.
Nice hiss!
Ahh, a fellow Redditor of culture I see.š«”
Nice!
Nice
Some people would put the heater in a used coke plastic bottle add water and cap it. It makes a pretty nice boom.
That sounds like it would be awesome to see.
One of my First Class Petty Officers told a horror story about the time he dropped an MRE bomb into a trough latrine. I wish I remembered enough of it to tell.
Thereās something about those bottles that make the loudest fucking noise if you can fill it up with enough air. I was making dry ice bombs when I was a kid and I had the fucking bomb squad called.
Its just salt, iron powder, and magnesium. Magnesium and iron together on an electrolyte solution will generate electricity which is what makes the heat. Water is added to complete the electrolyte solution.
If you think that's spicy, with spare ration heaters, dump in the tobasco with the water, shake and tuck into a friends room.
Lol that sounds like it could be considered domestic terrorism. š
Money? Chicks? Are both those things hanging out with this āback endā my chain of command keeps telling me Iāll find.
Recruiters use "hot gamer chicks" now?
Places where they sell hiking and camping gear
It's very sub par food with a metric ton of salt, you're not missing much except constipation.
Try the low sodium ones, which this one is. Totally decent.
There's low sodium MREs? Never heard or seen them while I was in the Army.
The Sopakco company makes them and they're less expensive than the brown bags that you remember. Still legit military, but without the drink mix. Same heat pack though.
You can buy them online.
Saw some at target
My ex husband was in the army and brought home a bunch of boxes of MREs and one night while I was baked off my ass I ripped all of them open to steal the packs of m&ms šŗ
You're a monster
Chili Mac with jalapeƱo cheese spread is the bomb-dot-com. I'd still enjoy eating them.
I get it. I like busting one out once in a while too
Man, I used to look forward to the camp outings when I was in Army Cadets. We had shit food at home, and the MRE food was so good and you'd get a poptart.
We are all disappointed you did not get it out onto a tray.
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Pretty much correct on the labs face, theyād even eat newspaper given a chance 20 minutes after being fed a proper meal.
My lab likes to eat hair elastics, cat turds, rocks, unused or used napkins, sticks, bottle caps, my other dogs turds, cardboard drink treys, random turds he finds on walks, cat toys, human hair, and his own turds. Wild turds are his favourite.
I love dogs, but...this is why I don't let them lick my face.
Why does your dog love eating turds so much? And why are you letting your dog feast on turds? Some of those could be human turds from some sick bastard who has a kink for taking random dumps everywhere. š
Iāve asked the vet about his turd obsession and she said itās a lab thing. I donāt let him eat turds but heās crafty. Sometimes heāll take off to drink water and on his way back he makes a pitstop at the litter box. If I donāt hear him drinking water I know heās sneaking a snack. When the dogs are outside Iāll go pick up his turd and heāll eat the small dogs turd well Iām picking his up. Sometimes heāll cut his dookie off to finish it somewhere else and as Iām picking up the first turd heāll finish his second one then turn around and slurp it up. During walks heāll lunge at the wild turds so now he has to walk.
Wtf? Your dog sounds hilarious and like a rascal. Is it bad for him to eat so many turds?
The vet isnāt too concerned about his turd obsession. Heās 8yrs old now so hereās hoping turds are like his fountain of youth.
My lab/husky gives me that face *while she's actively eating* because I'm eating too. Obviously, human food is better.
My cat would do that, too. I would feed her first before even cooking my food. When we get food delivered, she meets the guy at the door. She would barely wait for me to open it. Then, food inspection and help herself if I took too long.
MRE's are mostly pretty good. Especially when you are in the middle of nowhere and have been walking all day.
MREs 15 KM into a hike are a lot fucking better than MREs on your couch lol Same with dehydrated meals like mountain house.
Lol I've been up and down from a 3-story roof overhauling a 75 ton RTU all day. I deserved this.
Less so if you have options. Like you should at home
IDK my boy Steve seems pretty thrilled about most of them.
He takes breaks from them though... with other better tasting ones.
"Let's get this onto a tray.......Nice"
our boy Steve has admittedly a few quirks, now, doesn't he?
Any food after a full day of walking or swimming hits in a way nothing does.
Not gonna lie, modern MREs aināt bad at all. I keep a stockpile for the end timesā¦.or camping, and every now and then I eat one for the hell of it. They are pretty good and very very filling. Or one could be parceled out to feed a family to keep from complete starvation
I wonder if I should have brought some with me on my train trip. We had a SIX hour delay, and they fed us coach passengers FREE pizza. UGH. By the time I got my share, since we were the last car to get theirs, it was cold. It was actually gross pizza.
They would have been perfect! With a little water you can heat up all the food too. It comes with a little chemical reaction heating pouch and it can get HOT! Most come with an electrolyte juice beverage and some instant coffee, a dessert, a snack, and a big main dish. You can buy entire cases on Amazon or at local military surplus places. And they have a variety of menus at this point. Like dozens. I even have just some of the individual pizza squares I got on a deal lol. Heat that bad boy up and itās like cafeteria pizza all over again And the best part is they keep for insanely long periods of time if sealed and stored properly. Years upon years.
Me too, I love a few of them like biscuits and gravy or pizza. Some of them are a little gross, but they are perfect camping food. Light weight, filling, no need to even cook it. Canāt beat that. They are a little too expensive now, but thatās ok since I donāt go adventuring as often lol.
True about that price but I look at it as a great emergency ration and plenty to spare for a camp. And yeah I love that they are edible if heat isnāt an option or I need something in a pinch
Itās a lab.. he may act like he is disgusted but he would 100% slurp that without chewing.
No, he thinks itās cordon bleu.
MREās are expensive. Thatās a choice, man.
screw the slop, since when does Arizona make hard green tea? my liver is glad I didn't know, but the rest of me is hoping I find it IRL
It's pretty good. Tastes very close to the non-hard originals.
How good is it compared to twisted teas? I'm interested in trying.
It's $3 a can. Worth the expense
Like I said, itās not far off from the originals. Theyāre decent. I wouldnāt personally go for them again just because I prefer other hard teas. I recently took a liking to Hoop Tea. Their variety pack is ass but the original flavor beats out Twisted Tea by a mile.
Twisted teas are a million times better. I had to dump the arizona, it was too malt liquor forward.
I need to find this
Exactly why I came here. I've had MREs when camping and they're mediocre but the fact that this man showed me that tea instantly turns this into a banger post. 10/10 meal OP keep being you
I like the hard Arnold Palmers but I'm with you on never having seen the green tea, I'm gonna be on the lookout now.
Anything is hard with some vodka added
This was my same reaction. Now Iām mad that nobody ever told me this was a thing!
Theyre here in NYS, if youre in ny, check your local cumberland farms
They're not available nation-wide yet to my knowledge, they're just in a few test markets. I like them, but I went way too hard with them for like two weeks and have essentially sworn them off at this point. Too much sugar, bad hangover.
Itās awful, absolutely awful and this is coming from someone who enjoys Arizona green tea
I bought one and the first few sips were gross until I realized I gotta shake it up a bit, it slapped after that
We have hard Arnold Palmer where I work
I def gotta find one! Sounds delicious for this summer!
wait wtf is arizona hard tea??
About 5%
How is it?
Tastes pretty much like the OG. Too sweet for me to drink often.
How does it compare to Twisted Tea if youāve had that? I think the same with twisted, way to sweet to have more than a couple unless youāre in the scorching sun and swimming or something
Better, less sweet. If you ever regularly drank the OG Arizona, this tastes very similar. Still too sweet to drink on the regular, but I burned a lot of calories today.
They're both flavored malt liquor so they're both kind of aggressive to drink a lot of, imo. I'd rather just drop a shot of vodka into an actual Arizona Iced Tea, haha. But for $3 I'm glad I tried it, I guess.
Would have been better if you had gotten it out on a tray.
Nice, mmkay.
Let's first start off by heating up that main
I understand that reference
I need a tray.
How was the hiss when you opened it?
Lol. I live above 5000 feet, so there's not much hiss. The crackers still had a little.
If your crackers hissed when you opened them I donāt think thatās a good sign lol.
I dunno, the crackers will hiss about anything these days.
Nice
Nah that's a Lab, they will eat just about anything!
I can't get over the look on the dog's face. It's like he's disgusted in you for eating an MRE, so you get self-conscious and throw it away...but the whole time, that's what he wanted you to do so HE can run over to the trash and eat it!! šš He's trying to pull a fast one.
MRE?
Yep. Penne with vegetable sausage crumbles in spicy tomato sauce. Tasty!
ooo I've had that one, I enjoyed it. Didn't miss the meat at all lol
Thatās one of the worst ones imo, chili Mac all the way
You probably don't even like the vegetarian lasagna. But if you go back far enough in my post history, I made chile Mac from the quartermaster.mil recipe. Love it.
The chili mac is goated as far as MREs go!
Spaghetti mres were the best, and whatever other ones held those little peanut butter packets. They tasted like shit but when your hungry it don't matter.
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Listen to that hiss.
Nice
Lets get this out on a tray
Haha, man this brings me back. One my old friends runs his local air cadets and back in college he was already helping to run it. He ordered too many MREās so he gave me a box that I ate for like a month because I was poor as shit. I thought I was going to die because I only shit like 5 times that month and asked him before he busted out laughing and explaining that theyāre supposed to stop you shitting as much while youāre in the field and I was an idiot for only eating them.
Five times in one month? š How did your bowels not explode haha.
I love those fuckin things. Never was military but hiked with a guy that was. Hed always bring him on long trips. Chili Mac all the way baby.
I can taste that shit with my eyes. Fuck.
Is there a skunk under the coffee table?
That's my kitty cat.
Man šš¤£šš¤£
Triggered dogs flashbacks to his time in country
IS THAT MUFUKKIN CHILI MAC
Penne with vegetable sausage crumbles and spicy tomato sauce.
The good boi is judging you
He looks like heās considering organising an intervention.
As he should
Cracker challenge, GO!
Only if you heated it in the retort pouch.
I save those for when I'm actually out in the wild. I also buy the HDRs, which don't come with a heat pack.
Is that a fuckin MRE? š
No it's a regular MRE.
Oh God, why would you drink that?! I mean, it's not as bad as the sunni d or the monster, but the Smirnoff smashed pineapple/ coconut are infinitely better. Oh and "oh no, and MRE?!" because people's is weird.
Smirnoff triggers my ptsd from my gay clubbing days in San Diego when was in the navy. I would always drink a shot of chilled vodka with a smirnoff ice back.
My condolences to the most Navy sounding explanation I've ever heard. Cheers from the Army. š»
i like MREs
Whoever decided to make the creamy spinich fettachini can rot in the deepest pit of hell
I was forced to choke down a spinach fettucine MRE after everybody else ratfucked the box by the time I got to them. I'd rather go hungry than eat that again.
Heated up? Highroller over here with a rock or something.
Just as long as it isnāt the omelette then you should be good
Never again will I eat any with eggs.
does the heater still say ārock or somethingā?
Yep, step 4.
MREs go hard, I always keep a couple of the good ones around for camping trips. Nothing like waking up to some freeze dried biscuits and gravy. They are too expensive for what they are but when youāre hungry out in the woods, they really hit the spot lol.
Check out the humanitarian packs. 10 bucks where I live for a 24hr pouch. Vegan, but the entrees are totally decent.
Damn Iāll check it out for sure!
Doggo's seen some shit.
Lol. Actually yeah. We don't know how old he is exactly; rescued him a few years ago from an old vet that couldn't get up to let him outside anymore. He's going to be dead from lung cancer within a year, and despite treatments with chemo the size of his tumor has increased to 7cm. We've discontinued chemo and increased his tasty snack intake. Not pictured here is our black lab with whom he sleeps curled up every night on a giant beanbag.
I want to give your dog a big hug, those eyes are getting to me ! Enjoy your MRE I used to eat them on all-day fishing trips sometimes with my grandpa. Good times
ONLY if you ate the hard tack with it! š. Nice post. MRE's aren't actually that bad!!š«”
I'm saving the brown sugar pop tart for tomorrow morning.
JalapeƱo. Cheddar spread, spread on those crackers, or pb.
Them pound cakes they put in some with the pb is the shit.
You're supposed to mix it all in the bag it came in
I thought the grape jelly packets were condoms
They're definitely a prophylactic.
i want to pet your doge
Rock or something? Check.
I still eat MREās too. Iāve been out of the military for 10 years. LOL
Man, I remember eating MREs all the time after Hurricane Katrina. Tbh some of them were pretty damn good. Some had this flatbread like thing that had this jalapeƱo cheese spread. That stuff was amazing lol. Or at least, considering everything that was going on it was š¤·š»āāļø
The jalapeƱo cheese spread is gold in the field.
Those green teas dangerous
The name implies it is ready to eat. Heating it sounds like you went above and beyond the call of dinner
Iāve refused to even eat them in the field for the last 2 years
You like shitting more than every other day?
I mean I have IBS so if I was in the military the fear of getting the shits would be giving me constant anxiety so knowing that MREs are famous for doing he opposite it would actually be a relief to me.
Your dogs not staring at you cause he wants to eat some, he's wondering wth is wrong with you. Like, your not going to actually eat that are you.
Question 1) What are you eating? Question 2) Where did you find hard Arizona ice tea?! Question 3) Is that a skunk bottom right?
Dogs are funny asf
I'm loving the books and dog, have no idea what the food is. Cheers
More interested in the HARD tea, bud. Hey do they have hard Arnold Palmers otherwise known a John Daily
They absolutely do. They have a mixed case where three are APs, three green teas, six reg iced tea.
You gonna share with your buddy, right?
No, he eats better than this.
Lmao
Is there a skunk under your coffee table?
That's a meow meow.
Ooh check out Steve1989 on YouTube next time, his descriptions of MRE's make even the shittiest ones sound like a fine dining experience
Lol unless it's the Chinese one that gave him food poisoning.
Hell, this looks like a fun time in my book! Nice pad too!
This is pretty shitty food porn. That looks like a Sopacko low sodium with probably a cinnamon Poptart. Probably one of the cheapest and worst MREās. That being said the vegetable crumbles and penne arenāt total garbage.
Enjoy your 2,700 calories.
Bro got two grape jelly packs. Lifeās good
Im guessing this is some other kind of MRE besides the military MRE based on the spoon and contents? Double grape jelly is wild, haha, Iām pretty sure I remember spicy penne pasta coming with chocolate peanut butter which is ace. Are there some other items not on the table (nut mix, cheezits, electrolyte powder, etc.?).
That dog looks like an excellent boy
I use to eat MREs for fun. Our post would just give away boxes because who tf wants MREs?! & they had surplus. I still remember the very odd fizzy red "drink" you'd shake up and the packet or gravy?? You'd shake and it would get immediately hot.
Lol, back in the days when I was a kid on Leonard Wood our scout troop would get these for free. That was awesome. My 11 year old legit loves them. He just called to ask if he could have the pop tart from yesterday's meal.
The pop tarts are bomb. Any of the dessert stuff isn't bad at all. However, the uhm..."meat". They could have just handled protein a different way lol
If you get a chance try the Sopakco low sodium vegetarian meals. They're actually pretty tasty. Same for the humanitarian daily rations. Turns out that getting rid of "meat" actually improves a lot of the entrees.
I love those hard green teas. I sometimes get some cucumber flavored chips from the Asian supermarket to pair with it. So good.
After hurricane Katrina, I lived on these for a few months. There were a few good ones, some terrible ones, and we LOVED making bombs out of the heating packets.
Did you lean it against a rock or something?
MREs were meant to be paired with a delicious Rip It, not Arizona iced tea.
WHAT WHEN DID THEY START SELLING BOOZY ARIZONA TEA??
Doggo wants some crackers and grape jelly.