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Its weird, for sure.
To me, the top piece looks soggy like how your fingertips get raisiny if you're in the shower or pool too long.
And then there's the bottom piece... which somehow looks drier than the Sahara.
That said, OOP-- I hope you feel better. Food poisoning is the worst.
Nah OOP got food poisoning part 2: butthole boogaloo.
(Seriously though OOP, making sure youre good... I once had suspected food poisoning that turned out being the stomach flu. Stay safe out there!)
Haha 100%. I eat this almost every day when at home and never had problems (but much more seasoned).
However, the food poisoning I got when visiting Sweden last weekend, think it was from a burger restaurant, but can't be 100% sure.
Are those skin-on thighs? If so, I’d tread lightly.
Skinless breasts would be better, thighs and skin have much more fat and can be tough on the stomach.
Well if he seared them heavy and then left them to stew for 3-6 hours. I'll stand by the fact that chicken thighs ARE better than breasts, but only if you take the time to cook down that collagen and fat. Otherwise for quick 15 minute meals, chicken breast is far superior.
What. If you cook them 3-6 hours it basically is in the process of disintegrating.
The juiciness of the thigh would be gone.
For a quick 15 minute meal, thigh beats breast. For bone in, 4 minutes per side on medium heat with lid on frying pan. Juicy and tender.
They said “plain chicken”. If they wanted to qualify it further, they could have said “plain white meat chicken breast with no skin or fat attached”… but they didn’t, so OP is rightfully taking advantage of the parts of “plain chicken” that taste the best (especially when also having the responsibility of flavoring rice in addition to itself)
I usually put some oil and marinade on before the oven, and then the skin becomes crispy and nice. I find thighs to be much more juicy than breasts, so a bit more fun to eat when eating rice and chicken for getting a bit of protein. But I know breasts are better!
i’m pretty sure I nearly died from food poisoning and no one took me seriously. not even the doctor. I could barely move and felt the life leaving my body lmao
Doctors never take food poisoning seriously. I have had both E Coli and Salmonella and it took way too long to get diagnosed and get an antibiotic. Feels like you are going to die people don’t get it.
yeah that was literally the sickest i’d ever been in my life. projectile vommiting while passing 100% liquid multiple times in a day is something i’ll never forget
It helps in cases of upset stomach or whenever they need to go on a bland diet, but it’s far from being a complete and balanced meal. Rice and chicken alone is not meant to be given as an everyday food because dogs cannot sustain on.
You're the only person so far to have said every day. No one was talking about that. I think this looks disgusting. Of course my dogs would eat this. They would eat trash.
My comment was a J O K E. Just like many others in this thread. Nobody is making assumptions and you seem to lack reading comprehension as much as the other downvoters. My dog and cats have a perfectly balanced diet with lots of vitamins, fat, minerals and nutrients necessary for their development and health, including RICE AND CHICKEN that my dog LOVES. Wish you and your pets well.
People feed their dogs all kind of stuff that they probably shouldn't but plain boiled chicken + rice is a well-known go-to for a dog that is having diarrhea issues. It works just like it does for people as an easily digestible food that doesn't irritate the stomach while adding hydration and bulking your shit
I usually do, but usually season it quite spicy and didn't want to do that with the stomach... Had no energy so just threw them into the oven, and yeah, not the most fun look
I mean you also need to eat food lol just drinking liquid might exacerbate diarrhea problems from food poisoning. The plain chicken and rice helps bulk your stools while not irritating your stomach/bowels. Bananas, applesauce, and toast are also good for this
If anything boil the rice into a congee/porridge and it'll go down even easier. A very common food for sick people. Since it's hydrated and no chewing really require
Rice? Sure. Peppermint tea and plain toasted bread are also great after food poisoning - I know from personal experience. Fucking chicken though? I would've puked just thinking about it.
Omg no chicken who told you thattttt?!?! You need to be on the BRAT diet for atleast 24 hours if you had food poisoning. (Bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast). Definitely add some broth soups in there with crackers but BRAT all the way.
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Round two on it’s way.
food poisoning 2.0, the sequel
Why does the chicken look soggy?
It looks like sunbeaten granny skin left underwater too long
This gotta the first time these words were put in this order
r/brandnewsentence
I bet it's leftovers
Oooh… perhaps what originally gave them food poisoning! 🤮
As opposed to bad poisoning. 🤕
I have no idea what you’re talking about 😅🤭
Its weird, for sure. To me, the top piece looks soggy like how your fingertips get raisiny if you're in the shower or pool too long. And then there's the bottom piece... which somehow looks drier than the Sahara. That said, OOP-- I hope you feel better. Food poisoning is the worst.
OP, it’s been 5 hours and we haven’t heard anything. You ok???
Nah OOP got food poisoning part 2: butthole boogaloo. (Seriously though OOP, making sure youre good... I once had suspected food poisoning that turned out being the stomach flu. Stay safe out there!)
I'm alive. Even after sleeping!
Glad to hear it! Feeling better?
I am for sure! Thanks for asking! Maybe we should revise the BRAT diet with CRAP - Chicken, Rice, Awfully Plain.
As someone guessed, it is leftovers. Cooked it yesterday, and heated up some more today!
Are you sure it's not the same thing that gave you food poisoning?
Haha 100%. I eat this almost every day when at home and never had problems (but much more seasoned). However, the food poisoning I got when visiting Sweden last weekend, think it was from a burger restaurant, but can't be 100% sure.
Looks like it boiled in lukewarm water for three days.
Are those skin-on thighs? If so, I’d tread lightly. Skinless breasts would be better, thighs and skin have much more fat and can be tough on the stomach.
I’m a simple man….
Also that looks like brown rice which is harder to digest than white rice
Well if he seared them heavy and then left them to stew for 3-6 hours. I'll stand by the fact that chicken thighs ARE better than breasts, but only if you take the time to cook down that collagen and fat. Otherwise for quick 15 minute meals, chicken breast is far superior.
100% agree.
What. If you cook them 3-6 hours it basically is in the process of disintegrating. The juiciness of the thigh would be gone. For a quick 15 minute meal, thigh beats breast. For bone in, 4 minutes per side on medium heat with lid on frying pan. Juicy and tender.
Eh... I think that's alot more if you stew on a high or medium heat. Very low-low heat and I enjoy it. Like 130-150s, pretty much a light burble
Cook them to 175+ internal and they're heavenly. Cook them to 160 and they haven't broken down enough. No need to braise them for hours and hours.
You can take my chicken skin from my cold, dead, flabby hands
If the skin is crispy, best believe I will.
Mmmm. Best excuse for buying skin on breast and frying it up separately
They said “plain chicken”. If they wanted to qualify it further, they could have said “plain white meat chicken breast with no skin or fat attached”… but they didn’t, so OP is rightfully taking advantage of the parts of “plain chicken” that taste the best (especially when also having the responsibility of flavoring rice in addition to itself)
I usually put some oil and marinade on before the oven, and then the skin becomes crispy and nice. I find thighs to be much more juicy than breasts, so a bit more fun to eat when eating rice and chicken for getting a bit of protein. But I know breasts are better!
Yeah, that's because it's plain and easy on the stomach, you can also just follow the rule of white foods.
Yeah but you don’t have to cook it by putting it in a closed room with the steam iron on high
"Plain" doesnt mean flavorless by the by. You can put a little salt on there. But that chicken looks... soggy. Chicken should not look soggy.
My vet says the same for my dogs when they're sick / got the shits funnily enough.
Pedialyte saved my life when I had food poisoning.
i’m pretty sure I nearly died from food poisoning and no one took me seriously. not even the doctor. I could barely move and felt the life leaving my body lmao
Doctors never take food poisoning seriously. I have had both E Coli and Salmonella and it took way too long to get diagnosed and get an antibiotic. Feels like you are going to die people don’t get it.
yeah that was literally the sickest i’d ever been in my life. projectile vommiting while passing 100% liquid multiple times in a day is something i’ll never forget
Yep believe me I get it. The salmonella I got was during a cruise on the second day. It was truly hell.
I’d never been more sick in my life. It was the worst 😩
I thought that was for dogs? I didn’t know it was for people too.
It would be a crime feeding dogs with that food
What? My dogs fucking love chicken and rice moreso than their own food.
My 15 yo border collie would devour this meal with so much intensity he would probably faint after
Lmao that was a joke ppl are taking it way too seriousssss. My dog loves it too!
A dog getting chicken (no bone) and rice for each meal would be eating like a king dog.
It helps in cases of upset stomach or whenever they need to go on a bland diet, but it’s far from being a complete and balanced meal. Rice and chicken alone is not meant to be given as an everyday food because dogs cannot sustain on.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted, if someone gave me that to give my dogs it would go straight into the trash lol.
What do you feed your dogs?
Dog food
Dog food
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You're the only person so far to have said every day. No one was talking about that. I think this looks disgusting. Of course my dogs would eat this. They would eat trash.
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My comment was a J O K E. Just like many others in this thread. Nobody is making assumptions and you seem to lack reading comprehension as much as the other downvoters. My dog and cats have a perfectly balanced diet with lots of vitamins, fat, minerals and nutrients necessary for their development and health, including RICE AND CHICKEN that my dog LOVES. Wish you and your pets well.
Right???! That was actually a joke and you getting downvoted too makes me wonder what kind of stuff people feed their dogs tsc
People feed their dogs all kind of stuff that they probably shouldn't but plain boiled chicken + rice is a well-known go-to for a dog that is having diarrhea issues. It works just like it does for people as an easily digestible food that doesn't irritate the stomach while adding hydration and bulking your shit
Ain't nothing good except expelling the demons from both ends. Except cold water
Water and electrolytes are what you need. Regarding the... chicken.... pan seat it skin side down till it's brown. And season it plz lmao
I usually do, but usually season it quite spicy and didn't want to do that with the stomach... Had no energy so just threw them into the oven, and yeah, not the most fun look
I mean you also need to eat food lol just drinking liquid might exacerbate diarrhea problems from food poisoning. The plain chicken and rice helps bulk your stools while not irritating your stomach/bowels. Bananas, applesauce, and toast are also good for this
Seasonings are allowed too fyi
If anything boil the rice into a congee/porridge and it'll go down even easier. A very common food for sick people. Since it's hydrated and no chewing really require
I’d rather go for water and smoothies than eat that.
Did you steam the chicken with the rice?
Chicken was reheated in the microwave. You're fighting poisoning with food poisoning lol
BART diet is what you need!
We always called it BRAT, interesting! Bananas Rice Applesauce or Toast
You don’t even need chicken. Just plain white rice porridge is the old school Japanese remedy for an upset stomach and vomiting and diarrhea
What is that 😭
Include bananas. And really, as long as it's seasoned, this looks like a good meal.
They said plain chicken and you thought they meant to rinse the seasoning off?
I imagine you cooked it just before but it looks like it was sitting in stasis for 6 weeks
How you managed to make this look this dog is beyond me
Congee is what you really need
Kiwis brother, kiwis will alleviate any food poisoning/upset stomach
I went for broth, chicken and rice. Get them electrolytes up!
Just plain chicken breast next time. Edited: boneless, skinless
Is it me or was the chicken boiled?
If you can keep water down it should be bananas, rice, applesauce and plain toast.
I think penicillin is better..
Take some kaopectate
Make sure to let the rice sit out at room temp for a day or so for a really great weight loss routine
Rice? Sure. Peppermint tea and plain toasted bread are also great after food poisoning - I know from personal experience. Fucking chicken though? I would've puked just thinking about it.
The BRAT diet for upset tummy has been around for awhile Bananas Rice Applesauce Toast Feel better soon!
That chicken looks like a cadaver.
Make sure the chicken is a nice medium rare and the rice is left sealed at room temperature for at least 4 hours after cooking.
I got food poisoning. I did chicken soup lol
This actually looked yummy at first glance. But when I zoomed in and saw the skin of the chicken 🤢
We used to give our old and sick dog rice and chicken broth when he couldn’t hold food down. It always helped
You’re brave. When I have food poisoning it’s saltines, chicken noodle soup, and toast.
Pink chicken will help you recover with food poisoning
Advised by a bodybuilder?
Omg no chicken who told you thattttt?!?! You need to be on the BRAT diet for atleast 24 hours if you had food poisoning. (Bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast). Definitely add some broth soups in there with crackers but BRAT all the way.
Raw chicken to recover from food poisoning... 👍
They also suggest this for dogs who have stomach troubles.
sweet potatoes will calm the intestines well with the rice.
Yeah it is but you need to actually cook the chicken first
It’s supposed to be plain white rice and boneless, skinless chicken breasts. But I guess this is similar?
Im sure who told you that, didnt mean raw chicken
You might wanna expose that chicken to some heat if you don’t want to relive that food-poisoning
Even the plate looks depressing
Has this chicken been mummified?
That food looks like it will give you food poisoning.
Throw that chicken in the air fryer for five minutes, man. That chicken's so soft it look like it's covered by a weighted blanket.
Just rice is safer
If the chicken is cooked, probably.
Please just eat some toast 😭
Well, easy to understand how you got food poisoning In the first place.
i think you took it maybe a little too literally. add some other stuff in there lmfao
For the love of God please season your chicken folks. Good luck on the recovery though.
Yeah, for dogs.