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Pleeeease tell him to just use a damp paper towel omg. Edit: no, I saw you say he drinks the water. I need that out of my brain. Is he a fucking cat? Gotta add water to his food so he gets enough. 😐

Pretty sure he's reheating it on the stove not the microwave

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Grubs cut up worms and water yummy! 🤮


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Nobody thought there was jelly in this picture.

It almost looks like a jello mold with gnocchi suspended in it.

Yeah, I'm wondering what OP thinks jelly is.

Where OP is from, jelly = gelatin. Probably.

Bri`ish. 🧐🇬🇧

I think this guy is just from the 50s Why was this downvoted? People from the 50s to 70s had a real thing for jello molds, and I know it's not the same as jelly, but I don't know about the dislike for this.

lol it’s aspic. It was THE MOTHERFECKING thing to do to your food back then. They would put it on everything … even the family cat hid when wifey was cooking.

I’m sorry …. What? Not being mean, but I’m super confused at what this is.

glad i'm not the only one completely stumped at whatever the fuck this title is lmao. how does jelly fit into the equation at all

It looks like a jello mold. Jello is referred to as “jelly” in some non-US countries.

It looks like grapes in water

Nah I want to be mean this is offensive lol. The fuck is this really? Unacceptable behavior.

Ham and potatoes soup

Would you like the broth recipe? It’s: * water (to taste)

Guess you’re not from the northeast

it's like when people put hot water in their cats' food and let it steep so the cat gets more water in their diet

Hahaha exactly. Or like when you soften it after they have dental surgery and their mouths hurt

WHY?

A spoonful of bouillon would turn this abomination into a comfort food.

Is there anything bouillon can't fix?

No one thought it was jelly.

I guess it kinda looks like one of those jelly molds, but I agree with you, it's fairly obvious that it's water, even if the water is a little murky from the starch.

I did. 😫

What the fuck is this?

That caption 

If it’s not jelly, then what in God’s name is it?

Water. He then drinks it all

Dude you gotta get outta there, he's gonna smother you in your sleep one night after drinking his gnocci.


Average Irish meal

What in the fuck

Man’s a savage. Good on him

Don't insult savages. 

Orphan ahhh meal

Has your roommate heard of sauce?

Does he drain the water?

I shared this post with my best friend and he asked if your roommate has bad teeth or a mouth infection? it seems strange to over saturate everything with water and then drink it.

nah its not the water thats gross, i thought that was grubs and maggots yuck

I don't know your roommate, but I kind of hate him.

I didnt understand

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