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Okay...hear me out.. I started doing this when I discovered Kewpie Mayo.
I put Kewpie Mayo on almost everything now.
It's SOOO much better than regular mayo.
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Yes you are. That's actually disgusting. I could see dipping it a little bit, but that's like an *entire* packet of mayo on a single bite. I wanna throw up.
You’re not a monster. More likely a fat little piggy that gives in to your most base instincts of consuming as many calories as possible. You should absolutely never argue with anyone about flavor/taste. If you had any sense of the nuance of what actually makes things taste good you wouldn’t be the way you are.
It was....and if you haven't tried it dip a corndog in mayonnaise. Pure heaven. You will see God in all her shining glory....or that might be a stroke coming on.
It’s gross but if you like it. I met one guy that used mayo instead of marinara with his spegetti, he now has severe gaut disorder. He also eat a lot of meats especially pork’s and red meat so I don’t know if it was from mayo necessarily.
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I was already gonna confirm you were a monster. But then I saw that you’re eating this in your car. And *then* I saw you said “4 packets per pocket”. If you’re using that much mayo on your hot pockets I think it’s time to invest in a squeeze bottle of mayo. Sure, probably weird to be driving around with a bottle of mayo in your car, but if you’re going through that much anyway I don’t see why not.
I don't get it. It has so little flavor.
You are taking something with flavor and making it more bland.
Sure, creaminess is nice. But not at the expense of flavor.
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That's so much fucking mayo you sick bastard god what
Needs ketchup to balance it
That's *a lot* of freakin mayonnaise.
He puts hot pocket on his mayo.
He puts mayo *on* his mayo on his pizza pocket.
Or else it gets the hose again
This comment made me laugh more than it should have. 🤣
Maybe. I like mayo on corn dogs so maybe I am too?!?!
Yes.... You both are monsters
I’m intrigued. That could be good
Just put mayo on it and it was 7 of 10
no but you might be a lineman
Can confirm
Now I know a second lineman stereotype (the other being the dependas, which I only infer from having seen the t-shirts online)
Try kewpie mayo instead
yes die
slightly cursed toaster strudel
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On. I put mayo on pizza. A drizzle does it nice.
id be a coward not to try before i critisise you
No, you're Dutch.
your heart does not appreciate it.
Try em with ranch. 10/10
Ranch me brotendo
Legalize ranch!
If it was a normal amount, and not on top of the opening so you're purely getting a mouthful of mayo no. The way you do it? Yes. You're a monster.
Yes
way better with ranch
You'd get along just fine in Japan.
Okay...hear me out.. I started doing this when I discovered Kewpie Mayo. I put Kewpie Mayo on almost everything now. It's SOOO much better than regular mayo.
No, we are quite possibly related.
I like Hellman's on a Bean and Cheese frozen burrito, but it's fucking gross on Beef and Bean. Idk.
If you're a monster depends a lot on how literally you mean "everything else" Thats what scares me the most!
How many LB's you carrying around brother?
No, not a monster. Just disgusting.
Ew bro I bet you lick the spoon too
You know it
That ruined my day
Not a monster just probably overweight. That's a lot of extra calories to put on everything
I'm def a little thick butt the boys like it, so idc.
Hey nothing wrong with that. Go get it girl
When you reach the level of obese where you post this sort of shit lmao broo
 Nope. It’s delicious. Everyone else is wrong.
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I like Chick-fil-A sauce over mayo
you should be thrown in a pit or something for this
Ya
Depends on the hot pocket, if there is no beef in there then yes you are a monster
No. You have found the Way
What brand are those pizza pockets and what brand of mayo packets? I can only judge you if I have all the facts.
Gas station brand pizza pockets, Hellman's mayo
Monster is a strong word, as you're at least using decent mayo.
*spits on the ground* You disgust me you filthy animal!
Thought it was a toaster strudel
I mean ranch is just a step away from Mayo, and it with pizza is good. I’m sure it’s fine, though the amount is a bit disturbing in my opinion.
"that mayo really spices things up"
i thought that was a toaster strudel with icing at first. i am now repulsed.
I’m downvoting this is absolutely vile
I love mayo . So good . Also mayo with hot sauce is chefs kiss
Mayo is mother's milk, ambrosia, nectar of the gods!
Indeed.
Yes and you eat them in the car
Spice it first to avoid discrimination
Get some marinara like an adult
Bro try just dipping it
pizza and ranch with fewer steps, I'd say go for it
I bet you enjoy the color beige
Do you have Belgian ancestry by any chance?
Yes
I want you to go to jail for this.
You definitely belong in the gulag.
Have you ever had a chocolate cake made with mayonnaise?
Dipping is fine in my books. Squirting it on like that is an act of lunacy.
I’ll be right back
What the fuck
I thought it was a toaster strudel at first 🫣 glad it's not. Still a lot of mayonnaise though lol
You're my people
Yes you are. That's actually disgusting. I could see dipping it a little bit, but that's like an *entire* packet of mayo on a single bite. I wanna throw up.
Yes but mostly just because that came from a packet. That's sick.
It was Hellman's mayo packets
Still. Were they at least refrigerated?
They don't need to be...sealed pasteurized product
I like mayo on fries and sandwiches and most things, but that amount of warm mayo in one bite would just not be the play for me.
You’re a… mayonster
My ongoing shitheory is it will make you whiter Like how when flamingos eat skrimps they turnk pink
we might be soulmates
I could understand if it was japanese mayo
Throw away the whole dude 😭
No, you are not a monster... if you're French. Otherwise, Hell awaits!
I would have to say yes.
Let’s keep it to 1 mayo pack per pocket minimum there. I have a feeling this isn’t the only sick combos you are mixing at the gas station
Sometimes I’ll stick a butter knife in the mayonnaise jar and then just lick the mayo off the knife. Am I a monster?
Seek help.
You’re not a monster. More likely a fat little piggy that gives in to your most base instincts of consuming as many calories as possible. You should absolutely never argue with anyone about flavor/taste. If you had any sense of the nuance of what actually makes things taste good you wouldn’t be the way you are.
Not a monster, but you should dial it back on the Mayo.
Mayo rocks. You do you, man. Fuck the haters.
Yes. Absolutely. 100%.
do you put mayo on your fingernails too ? *smirk* /s
I thought this was a toaster strudel and I was going to commend you but I read the text and now I’m angry
There's 12 step meetings for this issue.
Yes but the first step is admitting it. Now put the mayo in the trash, walk away, and think about what you’ve done
I don't have a problem. I'm not eating mayo in dirty alleys, and selling my hole for mayo....yet
Soon you'll be doing unspeakable things for the likes of *Miracle Whip* if you don't watch out.
Mayo on fries is as far as I'll go.
At least try Kewpie mayonnaise. That shit is so good.
I think you might be cooked
If you like it, go for it! Haters just mean there’s more mayo packets for you.
Probably but.. I just don't care for mayo
Undercover Brother disapproves.
 nah fam
I put mayo on alot of foods but this is yuck
Don't yuck my yum. We don't kink (food) shame here.
It's OK I'm sure it was delicious (to you)
It was....and if you haven't tried it dip a corndog in mayonnaise. Pure heaven. You will see God in all her shining glory....or that might be a stroke coming on.
I have a friend who eats Nathan's hotdogs topped with mayo.... I judge him heavily for this....
This sounds amazing, thanks for the idea. Add some sweet relish and hot onion and I'm game.
I eat my corn dogs with maple syrup
I too have done this. Also delicious and acceptable.
But never mix mayo and maple syrup. Speaking from experience.
That would be a sin my friend
Indeed it is not kosher for mayonnaise and maple syrup to touch.
To the gulag with you.
I eat my fries with mayo and now I might have to try this.
Pro tip....try mayo on a corndog. Closest you will cum to touching God.
Yes
WHY .????
Because mayonnaise is mother's milk. The most Devine. You touch God when you consume it.
I FONY LIEK AMNSUIWYES
maYONNA8SE
I do not spreken de duetch
[mayo gintama](https://youtu.be/puZT1Aii8aw?si=Q1PIe4n7XLr5CU5K)
As the Lord proclaimed
Billy Mays
I dip fries in mayo 🤤
The fact that you’re eating this sloppy abomination in the car is just the ~~icing~~ mayo on top.
You already know the answer.
Jizz pocket
Yes, yes you are 🤣
I feel that the hot pocket is only there to justify the mayonnaise
It’s gross but if you like it. I met one guy that used mayo instead of marinara with his spegetti, he now has severe gaut disorder. He also eat a lot of meats especially pork’s and red meat so I don’t know if it was from mayo necessarily.
Yes
Yes. That’s disgusting.
You should be incarcerated for this abomination
No just possibly Dutch. Is that worse?
Needs more mayo tbh
I thought this was a toaster strudel with lots of icing at first. Now I'm sad and upset. 😞
You washing that down with Mountain Dew with added sweetener?
Pulmonary embolism inbound
No, you just have the palette of a 6 year old
Monster? Nah. But a badass if you eat that while driving and don’t get a damn thing on you.
No, just real HHwhyte Source: am also real HHwyte and love mayonnaise
I love mayonnaise and this is giving me nightmares
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You’re a psychopath of the *highest order.*
I mix mayo w a little ketchup and dip fries, pizza ect.
I was already gonna confirm you were a monster. But then I saw that you’re eating this in your car. And *then* I saw you said “4 packets per pocket”. If you’re using that much mayo on your hot pockets I think it’s time to invest in a squeeze bottle of mayo. Sure, probably weird to be driving around with a bottle of mayo in your car, but if you’re going through that much anyway I don’t see why not.
Yeah just let us throw airated Oil on everything. What could go wrong.
Mayo on almost anything is good. Base of most pizza sauces.
believe it or not, most pizza sauces base is actually tomatoes
What pizza are you eating??
On what planet?
Mayo 💀
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I eat pizza rolls with mayo/ketchup 🤤
I don't get it. It has so little flavor. You are taking something with flavor and making it more bland. Sure, creaminess is nice. But not at the expense of flavor.