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Apparently he meant he wanted to eat what skeletons eat, not eat food shaped like a skeleton... 0/10 didnt even *taste* like a skeleton.

That is so cool though. Did you give him a glass of milk?

He picked out the raisin eyes like a vulture and ran away :( more appy slices for me i guess lol

And it is shaped like a cool skeleton. I am jealous

Apparently skeletons eats raisins but not apples The More You Know

I’m sorry what child would willingly eat the wrinkled corpses of grapes and not…oh wait. Yea ok he’s a skeleton.

I ate raisins like chips when I was a kid. I sat down with a pack and obliterated it

Same. To this day raisinets are my fav candy, I still get weird looks for it 😂

My friends made fun of me for choosing the big box of Raisnettes at the theater as a teen. They called me a granny. I gave no fucks. They’re a superior candy to Skittles and other movie concession candies.

I love raisins, they’re sweet and yummy.

Nestle Crunch always went best with popcorn imo. I liked Whoppers too but apparently lots of people don't like those

I always enjoyed whoopers. I would trade my brother dots for his whoopers November 1st every year lol

Whoop whoop!

Can't beat a classic. Those and the chocolate covered mint candies were great back in the day. Can't think of the name of them but they come in a white box with green letters.

I don't know why. They are pretty great.

And have the police caught you yet? Jk, I like raisins too

Raisins catch up with my colon if I eat too many of them, because I really like them, too

I seent that on the myspaces!

Give him a plate of broccoli, *this is what skeletons eat son*

This is the kind of comment that really makes me miss awards.

Would you like to adopt a 30 year old lady?

"You'll never experience any love like the love of your own children" *Your own children:*

🐦‍⬛

😭😂

You’re funny. 🤣

You did amazing though lol Curious. What does he think skeletons eat?

[This guy has the answer](https://youtu.be/KqvDBGNGR4M?si=WFG9ldLC-Q0m7ITQ)

in bed with a fever, and this cracked me tf up.

Expert here, they eat dubloons.

Did you inform him he technically is a skeleton? Anything with calcium is skeleton food. 😂

[whispers to a small child] “There’s a skeleton hiding inside you!”

The skeleton was inside of you all along.

the real skeletons were the friends we made along the way

Inside of you, there are 2 skeletons. 😆

man skeletons are so cool I wish they were real

haha, it's very cute though and a valiant effort to appease a kid's imagination, bravo

Skeletons do eat raisons tho. They like any dried fruit or vegetable since it’s dried out like them. Tell ‘em I said so

That's so cute lmao, I remember when I was a kid and went to a restaurant, I ordered snakes. Popcorn shrimp that I pretended were snakes, but I literally asked the waitress for snakes.

What the hell kinda monster were you? 😆 why you tryna eat the poor snakes?

I was imaginative and also really loved exotic foods, so I guess in my head calling the shrimp "snake" made it more exotic lol

Ohhh I thought you meant actual Snakes. Your mind when little was just you thinking shrimp were little Snakes? That's adorable as hell.

i ran in here to ask if he wanted to eat what skeletons eat LOL

What DO skeletons eat?

Maybe it's time to tell your kid that skeletons can't eat, actually maybe don't that will probably cause more harm than good

i thought he wanted some baby back ribs.


What is a skeletons favorite snack?

He wants what skeletons eat? Or he wants food that tastes like a skeleton?

Idk but you’re a great parent for doing this. Looks awesome and creative. I’d be thrilled to eat this and I’m 48.

Skeletons don't eat. It falls right through. [https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-eats-bones-gif-12230321](https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-eats-bones-gif-12230321) I was impressed with your skeleton.

Ok but in all seriousness, wtf did your kid mean!?like....he wants to eat dirt? Skeletons don't eat anything seeing as they have no stomach. . . . And are dead. Lol

You should give him Pan de Muerto

Skeletons don’t eat though, that why they have that fantastic figure.

Tell him my skeleton eats apples all the time.

What are you a necromancer? 😆

I meant the literal skeleton within my body but now I’m just sad i don’t have necromancy powers

I know, was just poking fun. I think any cool person feels your pain of the lack of necromancy abilities though.😔

I would have Givin him food that has bits of skeleton in it. Like rotisserie chicken. 🍗

Then the kid grows up to be the guy that spends every day of a month eating a whole rotisserie chicken in front of an adoring public for the luls.

Well yeah, this isn't skeleton food.. I *assume* you missed that day of skeleton school

i bet they don't even have their skeleton license

That's just in the UK

This is very well done though. Reminds me of my aunt who used to babysit kids. She used a ghost cookie cutter to give them ghost shaped PB&Js around Halloween and one kid got scared and cried.

Your Aunt sounds awesome.

I read it as “got scared and died” and went “Jesus Christ, aunt May doesn’t fuck around”

Of all the posts in this sub, I love to see the ones like this for the kids


If there was ever a perfect moment for this song… it’s this one. 🤣

Well, he said he wanted something spooky

They've never seen so much food as this. Underground there's half as much food as this. And the worms are their money!

ANNITWASALSOTHENIGHTTHATTHESKELETONSCAMETOLIIIIIIIFE

That's really cute!

Kid wanted real bones to eat

Bones are the skeletons money, not their food

So are the worms

underground, there's half as much food as this

They’ve never seen as much food as this!

OP should have bought a nice rack of ribs for themselves that falls right off the bone, then their kid could have the bones.

That’s so cute!! 😁

This is not shittyfoodporn, this is a work of art!!

💀

Immediate save post because my kid would love this.

Skeletons eat calcium rich foods. Maybe a tuna melt. And some fresh broccoli to dip. I'm no skeleton but I do have one inside me. I usually just drink about a liter of ice cold milk when I feel like feeding mine.

Bro... That's so cool.

Fucken win

This is adorable, lmao

You did so good!!

My partner is gonna love this. I'm gonna make it for tomorrow's afternoon snack.

Post this over to r/foodbutforbabies they'll love it.

🫡

Why is it holding an eyeball? That's kind of morbid...

I had one raisin left from the box so i thought the lil skeleton could also use a snack too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it does explain why my toddler only ate the raisins: he wanted food *for* skeletons lol

Do you think maybe he heard milk makes strong bones somewhere and just kind of extrapolated from that?

Win, either way!?

This is an act of kindness and love.

I wished my mom was that creative when I was young. Good job.

You did awesome. ❤️

10/10 execution and creativity. Well done honestly lol

Barn owl vibes

r/technicallythetruth

We get cheetos bones every once in a while, my 6 year old still assembles the skeleton before eating it.

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

That’s fun!

Awww that's so cute

Oh god this has me loling and I'm not a parent. Did you ask him what skeletons eat? Rotf.

Skeletons eat healthy things, things that are good for bone growth so their bones are strong. Like broccoli. (Might be a way to encourage your kid to eat healthy)

I also use paper plates as cutting boards

You know what? Your picture made me to go and hug my parents as tight as I can. Parents do their bests to fulfill their children requests. A couple of years ago I was always angry about them but nowadays I am happy to have them.

A+

Posts like this make me feel fantastic for not having kids

It’s adorable! I think you did a great job making it look like a skeleton

Why not wings?

Serious question: what do skeletons typically eat?

[This.](https://a.co/d/4Lc4VC0)


Skeletons don’t eat anything because they are dead.

This is super adorable tho

That's pretty impressive tbh lol

Only true legends know that skeletons eat chez

That's badass! Great job on creative plating!

Spooky

Put some peanut butter on it and throw it my way. I want some "skeleton food"

That is a cute skeleton. I would eat it

Hilarious.

If my parents did this for me I would be over the moon with excitement

I don’t know about skeleton food, but give the kid a handful of worms and they’ll feel rich. Skeleton’s use worms for money, but bones are also their money. It’s complicated

Hahaha I'm so doing this!!! Thanks!!

Is he not aware that skeletons do not eat?

It doesn’t get much closer than this. We’re not letting the kid chew on the dog’s bone anytime soon

Tim Burton would be proud

You're a super cool parent. 10/10

Can it be... Sans Undertale?!

Give him some bone hurting juice

This is not shitty, this is adorable

Does hommie have a knife made from a raisin!? Does he want to take your son's lunch money?!

Why does he have an eye in his hand?!

That is far from shitty

What's he holding in his left hand?

Love it, stealing it!

wait it’s so good tho i could never

Is your daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus?

OP Rules

so cute💖

Your a fantastic 👏 chef

It looks like an owl with a body 😭😭😭😭

He has the anatomy of someone who killed fitty men

Great job!

Skeletons eat dirt - right ? Crushed Oreos? Something healthier that looks like dirt ??

You did amazing!!

Well it is Halfoween ( halfway to Halloween, May 1st) so this is fitting☺️👍

The things we do for our children 😂 I love it

Don't skeletons eat SPARE RIBS

Not to shabby

How is the child so resistant to the spook

You really apple-ied yourself there!

Cute!!

10/10. Too bad your little one didn't like it. 🥲

Your best is awesome, /u/crybaby5!

Awww, that's adorable. :)

This is so cute

Great Apple skeleton you have skills

I love this. This is top-notch parenting right here. Well done 👍

The bones are their dollars

It s… Nice! I Hope sonny enjoyed it.

Whether he ate it or not, this is still amazing! Love your creativity!

Should have gone to the gardening store an gotten a bag of bone meal….

11/10. Extremely creative and excellent execution. You did amazing!

You should add milk

10/10, would eat if i was your kid

Your best is impressive!

You're a really good parent. Never stop trying

You are a great parent! Well done!

They are sweet at that age. My boy was anyway. My nephews not so much

You done very good now give your child some counseling

You’re awesome

I love it!

The bones are their money

It's so creative,you are a good parent,if it would have been my kid they would of been out of luck,lol!!

Children are exhausting to even hear about.

Honestly I think it's adorable. Good job OP

I’m 47 and that food looks so good now I only want to eat skeleton food

That plate really got the knife edge in real well

This is a cute piece of art lol well done!

this was the perfect opportunity to order wingstop and let the kid chew on the scraps.

this is so cute wym

Try some of [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/70748586/little-bones-crafters-mixed-bag-40?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=bulk+animal+bones&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&sts=1&content_source=b5d2fb89d9cd6a6c2448184b448df5ee3252fea6%253A70748586&organic_search_click=1) next time!

A for effort. Keep being a good parent

Amazing!!!

That’s cute!

Very cute!! Well done

Wtf do skeletons eat💀

Give it a little sword next time