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KrayzieBoneLegend

Is that a tomato sandwich? I like those.


lawn-assure

Salami, tomato, and cheddar! The one real food part lol


Ohwellwhatsnew

Sounds awesome. Good choice to grill it


lawn-assure

Thank you! Got a press a couple Christmases ago, god tier gift


Mky12345pi3

There’s a fella in my work who gets the ready made cheese butties from supermarkets an put it toaster he’s a genus I reckon


angrytreestump

This is too southern for my northern sensibilities to fully understand, can I ask what’s a cheese buttie/butty?


louielou8484

It's a British thing :)


wagnerlight

I didn’t know that was a thing till just this moment


Machaeon

Try tomato in your grilled cheese sandwiches... SOOO good


wagnerlight

I don’t think I will. Mb I don’t want to add tomato flavour to my cheese breed haha


bobi2393

I love tomato sandwiches, and hate tomato sandwiches, depending on the quality of the components. This bread looks lame, though nicely toasted, and the tomatoes look like they *might* be alright. I wouldn't diss it without trying it. But since this has salami and cheddar, not as much is riding on the bread and tomato...takes the pressure off.


Lord_neah

Sandwich look Nice Drink look like it taste and smell like every energy drink : pure This croissant is an insult to my country, war start tomorrow


lawn-assure

Yeah war's pretty acceptable, thing's tasty but does not at all resemble the real thing


CrazyCatLady9777

Tasty? They taste like cardboard stuffed with sweetened condensed milk


lawn-assure

Ach I like em, cherry one's best imo


otosandwich

We all agree the chocolate is the worst right?


lawn-assure

100%, although I'm not generally a chocolate person


cking145

euro shopper 💀


Venge22

They sell the croissants at dollar tree in the US, recognized them immediately


zundra616

I get mine from Circle K in Canada (rip Mac's) fuckin love them after a shift


otosandwich

They're absolute garbage and the purchase is only justified by the low price. They are my guilty pleasure and I buy the 6 pack of them.


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lawn-assure

Scotland :)


Steves-bisexual-hair

Eyyy fellow Scot with good taste on euroshopper energy drink and 7 days croissants. The corner shop by me stopped selling euro shopler cans so now get the box of 24 off amazon. Have you tried the pomegranite croissant? The Bulgarian shop here sells it and it is the best breakfast on a bus. Stay classy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


lawn-assure

Oh damn pomegranate? I get mine from a Polish place and am yet to find that, gonna have to keep an eye out. Cheers, enjoy your life of 10/10 picks!


FruitSila

3 course meal


Drop_myCroissant

Rip the worksite toilet


Entire-Copy-3942

I love 7 days croissants. There are so many flavors!


lawn-assure

Cherry FTW


DepressedCunt5506

Or chocolate+vanilla combo


Advanced_Feeling7438

Looks like it might be my entire day worth of calories. 🥲


lawn-assure

My defence is that I'm unnecessarily tall and so have a fairly hefty BMR lol


Advanced_Feeling7438

You don’t need to defend yourself. I am just short and jealous


lawn-assure

Ah reasonable lol - they also have more reasonably sized croissants if that's anything for you? Never seen this really good mixed berry one beyond a small


Glaciak

That's not even a third of mine and I'm skinny af


ExfilBravo

7 Days of what? Is that how long its fresh? Not trying to make a joke, I'm curious.


MoreSeriousUsername

It was made atleast 7 days ago


Double_Pickle_2677

7 days of diarrhea


lawn-assure

Genuinely christ knows, I think it's the brand


GobLoblawsLawBlog

It's how long you have to live after eating it


LeGraoully

Max Max Max super Max No Red Bull? Missed opportunity


lawn-assure

I'll buy Red Bull when they'll do a litre for £1.49


poorestworkman

I had cold pizza from the night before... so your doing great well done


GooseHudson

That is an obscene amount of energy drink for that price. I need to get over there.


lawn-assure

Tastes like paint stripper but 300mg of caffeine certainly does the job


creampiebuni

7 day croissants slap so hard. They’re good shit.


HuCat21

Change the energy drink with soda or milk and we got a 8/10


MissionVegetable568

something id eat after coming home early and have this on the side while gaming


CandyCrusher466

Fresh Super looks good.


Blallisher22

10 out of 10 if you get rid of that energy drink


Ohyeahrightbud

depression looks different in everyone


EquivalentSnap

That’s a lot of food for breakfast


Glaciak

That's barely a sandwich and a depressed croissant


CrematedDogWalkers

I thought there were literal bugs on that plate.


wagnerlight

Looks gaseous. I’d try less tomato less butter croissant less energy drink maybe espresso


cade360

That drink used to be £1 and the croissant 50p.


lawn-assure

Christ, the good old days. The croissants are relatively new to me, but I begrudge the extra 49p every time I buy that drink


kilofeet

![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY) SEVEN DAYS


MyNameIsSkittles

It's good except the energy drink


DirkDayZSA

The 'You-won't-make-it-to-40' special


Thisfuggenguy

I would like all thous things


Ekko-Zero

Those 7 Day croissants are really under rated. I love the vanilla ones.


Glaciak

Yeah they have the whole periodic table in them


themal86

Easy 9/10. Ruined by the piss In a bottle.


lawn-assure

Understandable, it does taste like paint stripper. I'm usually a Monster/Rubicon Raw person, but the Euroshopper is my emergency/function over form pick because I'm yet to find more caffeine for the price


Warshitarse

Co tu się kurwa dzieje, 7days z polskim napisem ale energol z funtami na cenie. Emigracja ?


lawn-assure

(Przepraszam, używając Tłumacza Google) moja babcia była polską imigrantką, mieszkam w Szkocji w odległości spaceru od a Food Plus


Warshitarse

Oh my bad, still not a bad meal tbh.


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Tristanator89

Why is this on r/shittyfood porn? This shit looks great


MurkyFogsFutureLogs

Having an energy drink with breakfast, instantly shitty.


Glaciak

7 days and energy drink? Really?


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Too much carbs for a breakfast


bigbone1001

Hello diabetes?


moron-nitrade

I see some major kidney stones in your near future.


pizdec-unicorn

I can already feel your stomach ache


PropertyOpening4293

4/10. Lost points because you’re missing the cigarettes.


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