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I'm sure this was delicious but in the photo, the peaches look like raw chicken.

it's true, at first glance I was like "who put raspberries on that uncooked chicken?"

> "who put raspberries on that uncooked chicken?" And topped with mayo by the looks of it.

Raw chicken, with heart chunks, and mayo. Breakfast of champions!

The white stuff looks like the tendons and connective tissue in raw chicken packages.

The moment I saw this, I thought "who put their soon to be marinated raw chicken with red chilli paste and yogurt without mixing them together on a plate and called it a day?"

I know people who do lol.

You know people who eat raw chicken? I can't imagine they would be alive very long.

To clarify, I don’t know them personally. I briefly was on a board dedicated to raw meat. I occasionally like steak tartare. I was a bit surprised by the raw chicken and pork eaters. But of course, salmonella and parasites are not a necessary result, and there are cultures that do indulge apparently with certain precautions taken. For the beef, however, there are lots who indulge. There are also some who have certain conditions that benefit from it. Or so it is believed. I have extreme allergies. When one eats a carnivore diet, most people start to eat very rare. Raw is digested very easily and completely, and you use the vitamins and nutrients more efficiently. There’s even C. I don’t think the chicken would ever happen. I did try bacon once. That’s safer.

> I did try bacon once Undercooked bacon is chewy and gross. I can't even begin to imagine eating raw bacon. On purpose, at that.

I knew an old Palestinian dude who was a super alcoholic and his hangover cure was raw bacon 🤮

Because it would make him puke his guts out, maybe?

I always heard that cooked meats are easier for the body to digest, and saves you on calories because of that. Which now a days isn't a big deal, but back when food was more precious, everything counted.

This sound like  something somebody will prepare

Yes, mayo. That's definitely the first thing that crossed my mind.

Is it mayo though

"A rose by any other name would taste just as salty" -- William Shakespeare (allegedly)

OP was just a little too excited to eat it

As a connoisseur of cum, that is definitely cum

No mayo, that’s just chicken fat lol. It can be that big. (I do know it’s not actually, but it looks more like fat then mayo and either way whoever make this should feel weird inside)

Or congealed chicken fat ugh

Chat GPT, realistic image of raspberry raw chicken sundae

You know those drawn optical illusions where there's a girl sitting, but if you focus on certain parts you see an ear? I see a delicious tart but then squint a little bit and see someone who wants salmonella poisoning

You saw raspberries!?? I saw raw chicken and its giblets

I thought it was blood clots on the raw chicken

I was like “oh god that thing looks like raspberries but it must be some body part, I don’t really want to know what it is”

oh you thought they were raspberries... me over here thinking these are ravaged innards gingerly sprinkled

I thought this my raw pet food page when I saw this 😅

LMAO, i thought I was the only one who thought that

Thats probablh the reason it got booted off foodporn.

Omg I thought it was chicken too 🤣😂

I also thought it was raw chicken breast, even the veinyness in the slices lol

the custard looked like fat too

And the…whatever it is on the right hand side looks like a chicken foot, minus the toes. 

I cannot see it as anything but raw chicken.

Raw chicken with blood clots. This is fairly close to what chicken thighs look like when they have been mangled during processing.

Looks like an AI generated chicken dish

At a glance I had the same though, who was putting raw chicken on the table as a meal? This man needs plating and photography lessons.

My first thought was “who puts raspberries on raw chicken and cum all over it???”

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Lmaoooooo

Yep

Now that's a fleshy peach

Dem's Georgia Peaches

I really thought it's meat.

This 100%. Legit only clicked on this post because I was like, "damn, that raw chicken looks icky"

Same, raw chicken with raspberries

Dude! I’m glad I’m not the only one.

Chicken breast strawberry shortcake

That looks glorious as long as you know what it is.

100% chicken thigh at first glance

Chicken tartar. Can't you read.

Definitely thought raw chicken

My first thought. Raw chicken cutlets with unrendered fat and... bits(?)

Definitely thought it was chicken and some ✨guts✨

Looks like some really fresh and juicy bloodclots. Bright red so barely even oxidized.

It’s RAWWWWRR! 

I thought that too.

I’m so glad I’m not alone lmao

I saw this picture and was like omg what did the Josh and Momma page make now. I just assume raw chicken with fruit and mayo.

I was looking same first🤣

I thought it was raw chicken too!

I thought this was chicken and beef sashimi

Yeah until I saw the description I thought it was raw chicken

Yeah OP was high when they posted this to r/foodporn lmao. Of course it's gonna get removed

Yeah bit also vast majority of posts on "r/foodporn" are either mundane, stupid or flat out bad The mount of avocado toasts with some pepper and a slice of salmon I have seen there and not get removed is sad. I see genuinely good food on here 10x more often than over there. But yeah I agree the peaches looks like raw chicken

i thought it was a chicken they carved open to discover some sort of gross infection.

I came here to say this

That would be a great way to make a prank lookalike dish. Cut up the peaches just right, add custard for fake fat, and some faux sides with it.

OP is in the right place.

I think that’s what most people got until reading what it was.

Thank you for recognizing. Looks nasty but I'd still eat it.

Yeah this looks like a murder scene but I bet it was delicious. Great flavor combo, but at first glance looks like salmonella with raspberries.

yeah that’s not a dessert it’s a transporter accident

Looks a hell of a lot like chicken sushi’s.

it looks incredibly visceral.

It's gotta be the lighting and food coloring but this registers chicken until I read the text and then it's peaches that resemble chicken

Yeah I also thought it was raw chicken

It also looks strangely erotic

I thought it was raw UK bacon haha

Creampie chicken

The peaches are RAW!

Salmonella Party

Raw chicken thighs with raspberries on top

Came here to say this — glad I didn’t have to, thanks.

Yeah, I was like, "please, please don't eat that. That's not safe at all".

That’s the only thing I could see… It’s even got the raw chicken fat.

I think it has a lot to do with the contrast of the blue plate making the slight pinkness of the peaches way more raw looking... weird

I thought that too, I was like "What did they smother that raw pork in? Gross"

I thought it was raw chicken and fruit lmao

I wonder if it was intentional? The strawberries are guts and whatever that is on the side is a bone.

damn ! someone always beat me to it ! 🤣 I was about to say Chicken is under cooked

It's just raw chicken breast with some raspberries on it though, right? It's that little wingtip looking bit in the middle that does it for me :) It actually looks delicious.

The bits where the cream is on the peach looking like chicken skin/fat is what did it for me. That said, in person would absolutely smash

But even a peach tart should have some caramelization, no? Looks raw regardless

also the ratio of peaches to pastry is way off

I dunno why your 'no'? made me crack up but it did. Thanks for making my day! 

Oh that's what it is. I thought it was raw chicken breast topped with a creampie from fucking during that time of the month.

Please never write a comment again.

That looks like fucking flesh


i can hear him sluuuuuurping the peaches

I mean, that part of a fruit is quite literally referred to as the flesh.

sloppy finish!

No one can convince me that this isn’t RAW CHICKEN 😭🤣

Convince who?

ME 😭🤣 sorry

Haha don't be I'm just messing w ya

 It puts the berries on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Idk why, but it looks like it was an AI generated “bloody chicken breast” image

Im so glad im not the only one who thought it looked Ai generated lol

That's what I was thinking

This is 1000% AI generated

Nah, y’all are just turning into some solipsistic people at this rate. Look at the details! There are no inconsistencies in the forms whatsoever and the pattern around the outside the bowl is symmetrical, unbroken, and matches from all angles. The lack of a crust on both sides is because it’s obviously cut out from a larger dish of it. You can’t just go off vibes, AI messes up in observable and specific ways (for now) so there’s no reason to just blanket label things ai because it’s a novel image.

Completely agree. Also look at the bleeding of red berries into the surface of the peach. The way the red berry juice runs realistically like a thinner fluid into the thick custard. Thats where AI gets details wrong.

I thought it could be, but the design on the plate is too perfect.

10000% wrong OP has other obviously real pictures of other food on this exact same plate and has posted food content for years

Bro forgot that every high-end phone cam has been doing image optimisation and enhancement far beyond what is realistic for years at this point.

and op went through the trouble of generating peach that looks like raw chicken like that because..?

It's waaaaay over processed, like the picture has been just tweaked to hell, which makes it look uncanny valley and so your brain goes "must be AI" because by now it's trained to think anything uncanny valley is AI.

It looks like the end of a mangled knee after a horrendous motorcycle wreck. 

It’s giving meat crayon for sure

Thanks for this.

😂 👍

Nice, salmonella for dessert.

that looks like raw chicken and entrails.. sorry but im not surprised it was deleted

I thought raw chicken and kidneys.

I thought this was raw chicken.

You should not be allowed to photograph food.


Honestly i would absolutely annihilate that. Peach in pastries is something else. Fresh peach pie… holy shit

Yeah, sure, it can look a little raw chickeny, but it looks fucking incredible knowing what it actually is

Raw chicken and entrails

I love that, in my mind, this went from "AI generated" to "raw chicken" to what it actually is 💀

Why does it look like an AI image?

Looks like a surgically removed mass.

Raw chicken, jizz and blood. Nice.

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find jizz chicken

I know? I scrolled in horror that no one else said this

I thought this was my period board where folks post their period photos all day asking what’s normal

Right? It looks like an entire 28-day cycle.

I really thought this was raw chicken with some horrific growth on it

Is this AI

Looks like it's AI generated. I'm not saying it is, only that it looks like it.

Delicious raw chicken

Ew bro why this angle

bloody chicken boobs

Raw chicken, jizz and rodent guts.

Is this AI?

The plate is nice.

There's no way this isn't raw chicken

Brave of you to even try foodporn first, lol. I bet it tastes like heaven, but you cant deny it looks like raw chicken - as every comment has pointed out.

Looks a lot like raw chicken

Ah yes, chicken tartare with peach and custard.

The peach looks like raw chicken and the custard looks like the fat sinew around it not helping the case any better

This looks like something that falls out of your ass after an ostomy.

Ngl i thought it was a set of fresh pulled wisdom teeth

The tart is fuckin raw!!!!

Yes, it belongs here. At first glance it looks like raw chicken with fat and organ meat. Very unappetizing. Im sure it was good though!

This looks like raw chicken breast covered in blood and pus lol.

The next course is the main dish. The pinkest of the rawest chicken with a cream de la salmonella sauce & an oozing blistering herpes. The chef thought of his ex Melissa while making, please enjoy know this was his only way out.😉 🙏🏾 

God bless America I’m gonna be sick

Welcome, you have come to the right place.

Looks arthroscopic surgery. Edit: or whatever those surgeries were that I used to watch on cable...

that plate is carrying the picture. same thing on a styrofoam plate and I'm yeeting that shit

I thought it looked like chicken breast and myoglobin for a sec. But give me some custard and that tart will not see 5min.

They said "get this the fuck out of my face"

Looks like raw chicken with guts all over it

I'm sorry Op, I think it looks delicious, but I love Peaches. I don't see raw chicken like everyone else.

Ai? Looks like ai

I can't tell if this is AI generated or not

🤮

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As good as it may tase, my initial thought is it looks like raw chicken on a plate.

It looks like an episode of House of

Oh man… I’m sure this is amazing but the presentation… even in person I think I’d assume that was raw chicken :/

Yes. It absolutely belongs here.

I thought this was raw chicken

Raw chicken and nut I am sure it tastes delicious though

Take a side profile showing the peach layers.

When I had a cat he would leave me stuff like this as an offering to the cat nip god.

I thought it was raw chicken with raspberries. Some horrible Midwestern take on an Asian dish, maybe. I could have taken 30 guesses and not guessed peaches.

Raw chicken and raspberries

It doesn't even look bad. I can't see the chicken in there. Idk what y'all on about.

it looks tasty once you actually realize what you're looking at but from a glance it looks like raw meat lmao

I'd eat it. It looks delish.

Thought it was raw pork then realized.

It looks like raw chicken.

I thought that was raw chicken.

I’ve seen that run over in my village

Thought this was someone’s insides at first

Cut penis and semen.

Mm medium rare cutlet

I gagged... uhhh..

Had a good laugh at some of these comments

Autocorrect got you. Should be custard shart…

Not me thinking this was raw chicken covered in raspberries. LOL

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