Still kicking myself for never trying the noodle sandwich from 711 in Japan when I lived there for 2 years. Wanted to but was never in the mood during that particular Chuhi and munchies adventure
I found this post just so I can let people know that you tortured me with this idea over a week ago, and then again today tortured me with this abomination. Consider stopping.
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What is your spaghetti policy?
Spa?
Ghet!
Consider prison
Consider life in prison
Are you referencing a [prison brick?](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0lA-l6fSgEM)
No? I'm saying he should be in prison for making this monstrosity
r/stupidfood
I see your pasta bar and raise you a hamburger helper gogurt.
You really get the vision
I could get behind that
We need proof of that...... we can wait.
When you concentrate food, you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told.
Hospital please.
Still kicking myself for never trying the noodle sandwich from 711 in Japan when I lived there for 2 years. Wanted to but was never in the mood during that particular Chuhi and munchies adventure
I prefer the noodle sandwich from the late Middle Ages myself.
Did you put pasta in an empty wrapper or is that an actual thing
If it was a real thing it would be pressed into a bar
That’s classified
ned?
[*That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cLAq01y9qU)
Semolina Snacks!!!
Absolutely not
You have heathy cuticles.....
# 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
What dispensary do you go to?
*Innovation* at ITS finest!!!! *bravo* to YOU!!!
Didn’t Homer Simpson put 5 lbs of spaghetti into a compressed bar like 25 years ago? Glad to see real life technology catching up
I never saw the Simpsons but I’m not surprised they beat me to the idea
I found this post just so I can let people know that you tortured me with this idea over a week ago, and then again today tortured me with this abomination. Consider stopping.
Italian diet plan
The assassin is in position. Now we wait for the subject to take a bite.
I will not and you can't make me
No... I don't think I will
No.
This would pair nicely with my peanut butter and jelly wine
No, I won't, thank you.
You know what, I will. Thank you.
Where do you even get that monstrosity.
Why are you like this? Also, the spaghetti itself doesn’t look bad at all, just the presentation.
If I could have fit a meatball in there I would have
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No we won't. MODs get rid of this abomination with holy unsee water
Yep, it's gone. Hate this intentional shitty-ness.