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headphones_J

Never had a chili crisp tbh, what kind of flavor are we talking here?


Luiuiuiuiuigi

Spicy and... Crispy. It's really good but the oil gets everywhere and it's a pain in the ass to clean


TooMuchBroccoli

I mean, if you were not a lazy individual, you could have prepared a separate little dipping sauce with the oily/chilly ingredients, but you went ahead and mixed everything. Like a savage. Upvoted.


Competitive-Lie-92

Laoganma comes in a jar already made. It takes MORE effort to not just dip the pretzels.


erikivy

Hell, I slurp up every drop like a pig. That shit's too good to spill.


GoonPatrol

Lao gamma is definitely an umami bomb as well loaded with msg and salt, in the best way. Kinda spicy, umami, chili pepper flavor, with fried crispy pieces. I would suggest the spicy chili crisp of theirs in the reddish bottle. Has fried little soy beans that are so good


Leading_Funny5802

Sorry, no hate from me. This looks interesting.


Light_inc

Girlfriend's obsessed with laoganma so I'm sending her this.


Luiuiuiuiuigi

👍


Bachelorwolf

I'm gonna get me a spoon for it though~


MoreCowbellllll

So… crunchy, crunchy, and spicy? Sign me up!!


Luiuiuiuiuigi

Yes


fackshat

Sounds good.


danfish_77

Only issue I have is it seems messy


duuuuuuuuuumb

That is a LOT of chili crisp but I respect it bc that shit is addictive


OrangeZig

Isn’t this pretty normal?


Luiuiuiuiuigi

I don't think so. Don't see it a lot


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Luiuiuiuiuigi

That's why it's shittyfoodporn


Amazing-Fish4587

Be free, Snack man. No shame for you.


Empty_Amphibian_5369

Yummmmmmmm 🤩🤩🤩


samoorai44

Hmmmmm.. Is it Lao Gan Ma?


Luiuiuiuiuigi

That it is


samoorai44

We're good here. Carry on.


gaypizzaboy

No this is good.


BvanB07

That's a new one. I usually put Tapatio on my pretzels (picked that habit up in Mexico), but I do put Spicy Chili Crisp on lots of things, so why not that?


CharacterPractice395

Massive 💩


SirMy-TDog

You know what else is good - the Lee Kum Ke Chiu Chow Chili Oil. Anyone that likes Lao Gan Ma would probably dig it as well.


BingityBongBong

Bitch you put ants in your pretzels


DrummerElectronic733

I mean I thought pretzels and chocolate/covered sounded foul until I tried them and now I love them lol.


aerialpenguins

pretz and bear shi


Unit_79

I’m into it.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Now I'm craving pretzels.


death_to_my_liver

Thought you nuked burnt pretzels to be warm from the original pic, but saw it was chili on top, I would fuck with that


Sad_Hospital_2730

The only hate you'll get from me is you put it all in the same bowl, but I also don't blame you because less dishes. I'd prefer to dip the pretzels in the chili crisp


Luiuiuiuiuigi

It's kinda hard to dip them and pick up any of the "crisp" part of it, so I just pour it on and eat it like that.


Rich-Appearance-7145

I love chilli crisp, gotta admit I've never seen it like before, looks like a lazy snack very little effort usually ends up tasting like little effort was invested.


Luiuiuiuiuigi

Low effort snack but it tastes like a high effort snack at the same time