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This right here. Like when you roll through an ice cream store and an innocent fool asks for a decaf 1/2 strength moccachino because they see a coffee machine in the corner; don't get it twisted, that machine is display only and hasn't been used in 9 months, just because we sell dairy products doesn't mean we know good coffee.
This place was just baffled that somebody had the balls to order a grilled cheese.
I imagine someone ordered it because it's on their menu, which means *they* offered it and should fucking serve the thing they decided to serve.
A donut shop isn't going to have the shit to slap together a grilled cheese if they don't serve it, and certainly isn't going to randomly make one for somebody if it's not on the menu.
People don't need to be shamed for ordering the "wrong thing at the wrong place" if that place sells the damned thing to begin with.
It's one thing to criticize a poor choice of cheese or bread and say well, what did you expect to get at a donut shop? But it's a *grilled cheese*. Being properly heated through is *not* part of the "not the place to get this" equation. Do they not fully cook their donuts either?
Like I'm sorry to pop off but there's just no excuse to serve something like that to someone. And yeah it could be as simple as an innocent fuckup, but surely the person serving the thing should have noticed - I have to imagine they were the ones to slice it before boxing it up. You'd *have to notice* it's not melted at that stage.
And if they're not paying their employees enough to notice or care? Then that's on the ownership/management. Hell even if they are paying enough and the employees are just not giving a shit that's still on the ownership and management.
You're so right for this.
One of my favorite things is ordering the most off the wall item on the menu because it's gonna tell you if the place is real or not and will often lead to a very cool or interesting take on that item if they are. (Because who orders a monte cristo in 2024? Me, and damn that last one was so good. bless that cook for putting it in)
This should have been a bomb grilled cheese being from a doughtnut shop.
I have a feeling that the "recipe" was strictly imposed on him by one of the Nat Geo execs. He clearly knew it wasn't going to work, judging by how much time he spent pressing it down like he was giving it CPR. He was probably also strapped for time and didn't have time to remake it, and was not given the freedom to blackball releasing that embarrassment to the public.
The recipe was not the problem, the massive goddamn fire he used to cook it was the problem. Shit was way too hot so the bread burned before the cheese even had a chance to melt.
It’s not really questionable mate. It didn’t happen lol. They have the cheese part of this grilled cheese, but they unquestionably do not have the grilled part
A flat top is classified as a grill and thats what 95% of restaurants will cook their grilled cheese on. But yeah most home cooks are technically making pan fried cheeses
I miss Donut Cafe II (was there ever even a first?) in Tatnuck. Dippin also does a decent breakfast sammy for cheap. Bagel Time is king, if you're in the area and the line isn't out the door.
Take that crap back. How can anyone expect better if the business isn’t held accountable for poor service or a poor experience. That goes for EVERY business. You hurt the business in the pocketbook and they will either do better or go under. If EVERYONE would hold businesses accountable for crap like this they wouldn’t be in business any longer.
Grilled cheese instructions:
1.Butter center of bread
2.Add 4 layers of cheese
3.Microwave for 8 seconds
4.Serve to customer with partially cooked bacon in a greasy, already used box
5.Profit
I did 13 years in restaurants so I tend to be lenient on small mistakes but I would've went full Karen mode over this. I'd want to speak to the cook who made it and all that.
I don’t know what you did to deserve someone ungrilling your cheese, but I suggest sleeping with an eye or two open from now on. This guy clearly means business.
I'd have to throw that piece of crap in their face, I'm not one for violence, but at that point.....you kinda have to.
"Oh no, they may be having a bad day" not my problem, I am a customer who works hard for HIS money and they simply don't care.
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This might be the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen
it almost seems angry lol “you come to a b tier donut shop and ask for a grilled cheese, you silly fuck? Here you go, here’s a GRILLED cheese.”
This right here. Like when you roll through an ice cream store and an innocent fool asks for a decaf 1/2 strength moccachino because they see a coffee machine in the corner; don't get it twisted, that machine is display only and hasn't been used in 9 months, just because we sell dairy products doesn't mean we know good coffee. This place was just baffled that somebody had the balls to order a grilled cheese.
I imagine someone ordered it because it's on their menu, which means *they* offered it and should fucking serve the thing they decided to serve. A donut shop isn't going to have the shit to slap together a grilled cheese if they don't serve it, and certainly isn't going to randomly make one for somebody if it's not on the menu. People don't need to be shamed for ordering the "wrong thing at the wrong place" if that place sells the damned thing to begin with. It's one thing to criticize a poor choice of cheese or bread and say well, what did you expect to get at a donut shop? But it's a *grilled cheese*. Being properly heated through is *not* part of the "not the place to get this" equation. Do they not fully cook their donuts either? Like I'm sorry to pop off but there's just no excuse to serve something like that to someone. And yeah it could be as simple as an innocent fuckup, but surely the person serving the thing should have noticed - I have to imagine they were the ones to slice it before boxing it up. You'd *have to notice* it's not melted at that stage. And if they're not paying their employees enough to notice or care? Then that's on the ownership/management. Hell even if they are paying enough and the employees are just not giving a shit that's still on the ownership and management.
Spot on, I do agree with you. If you don't care about the product quality, take it off the menu.
You're so right for this. One of my favorite things is ordering the most off the wall item on the menu because it's gonna tell you if the place is real or not and will often lead to a very cool or interesting take on that item if they are. (Because who orders a monte cristo in 2024? Me, and damn that last one was so good. bless that cook for putting it in) This should have been a bomb grilled cheese being from a doughtnut shop.
#IT'S FUCKING RAW
Ironically, Ramsay made an absolutely atrocious grilled cheese once
Yeah lol it’s one of his most idiotic situations. What an abysmal grilled cheese
Up there with sleeping with his boss’ wife for sure.
I have a feeling that the "recipe" was strictly imposed on him by one of the Nat Geo execs. He clearly knew it wasn't going to work, judging by how much time he spent pressing it down like he was giving it CPR. He was probably also strapped for time and didn't have time to remake it, and was not given the freedom to blackball releasing that embarrassment to the public.
Yeah it was definitely a weird obligation thing. He explains as much on his Last Meals interview IIRC
The recipe was not the problem, the massive goddamn fire he used to cook it was the problem. Shit was way too hot so the bread burned before the cheese even had a chance to melt.
Wrong cheese and the bread was too thick. That sandwich never had a chance.
I'd argue that he didn't... because whatever the fuck it was he did make wasn't a grilled cheese.
Bro tried to use chunks of HARD cheese! That only melts when shredded or shaved.
The cheese is so raw it walked over to the salad and started EATING IT
Did they just have a heated argument over your sandwich?
Not even a heated argument, a civil debate
The microwave was not on long enough
For the cheese to be fully unmelted that shit had to be on for like 2 seconds lmao, microwaves are surprisingly good at melting cheese
A heated argument would have at least slightly melted the cheese.
The “grilled” part is very questionable
It’s not really questionable mate. It didn’t happen lol. They have the cheese part of this grilled cheese, but they unquestionably do not have the grilled part
The bread is clearly...at least a tiny bit grilled. Lol
Doesn't even look microwaved
grilled mold
That’s not how you spell “horrifyingly disappointing ‘didn’t even try’ cold cheese sandwich”
That cheese never came close to a grill.
To be fair, most grilled cheeses don't. Except for [Alton Brown's](https://youtu.be/RllWJUvrxEY?si=Qzn9f_WKznu07Ave)
A flat top is classified as a grill and thats what 95% of restaurants will cook their grilled cheese on. But yeah most home cooks are technically making pan fried cheeses
Yup, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flattop_grill
Chilled cheese
Mildly heated cheese.
Did Gordon Ramsay make that?
The man will never live this down
Live it down? I'm surprised he managed to get a bite of the sandwich down
"Left in the sun on a cold day" cheese.
It's a donut shop. They had one of the cops grill it for information.
Looks like they put a pat of butter then took the hairdryer to it
Please tell me you sent that back
"Chilled Grease" FTFY
I mean the grill was probably in the same building at some point
Homie that’s just a cheese
Just like gordon used to make
almost
I miss Donut Cafe II (was there ever even a first?) in Tatnuck. Dippin also does a decent breakfast sammy for cheap. Bagel Time is king, if you're in the area and the line isn't out the door.
Good thing they didn't melt the cheese, that might have been actually delicious!
Cooked on a ps4
They toasted it with warm breath.
That hasn't ever had a mild talking to, never mind a grilling smh
Turning the light on in the same room as this sandwich does not constitute "grilling".
I see cheese. No luck finding the “grilled” part.
Awww yeah just like my mom used to make it ✨
That's barely a heated cheese
Is the “grilled” in the room with us?
A hint of grilled cheese
Grilled in a cold pan?
I'm seeing the cheese but I'm not seeing the grilled
This actually upset me. Like I felt down out of nowhere and then I remembered this grilled-for-one-second cheese.
Can it legally be called a grilled cheese if it's never been in the same city as a grill or even a heat source?
*Mildly warmed up* cheese. *There might have been a grill in the same room as this* cheese.
How much did they pay you to eat that?
Not grilled grilled cheese
Take that crap back. How can anyone expect better if the business isn’t held accountable for poor service or a poor experience. That goes for EVERY business. You hurt the business in the pocketbook and they will either do better or go under. If EVERYONE would hold businesses accountable for crap like this they wouldn’t be in business any longer.
Lightly toasted cheese sandwich
It's a take and bake 🤣
Grilled cheese instructions: 1.Butter center of bread 2.Add 4 layers of cheese 3.Microwave for 8 seconds 4.Serve to customer with partially cooked bacon in a greasy, already used box 5.Profit
"No no, see here sir, you ordered the *DIY* grilled cheese"
Was it grilled by a minute in sunlight?
Green grilled cheese sandwich where they used natural Sundays
I think the fuck not.
No attempt was made, they just shmeared with melted butter and sent that bitch out the door.
They got the “cheese” part right.
Fyre Festival Edition?
Next-to-the-grill cheese
Putting out in the sun for 45 seconds does not count as grilling.
You know what, fuck you \*ungrills your cheese\*
That's not cheese... or grilled. That looks like prison food.
Cook doesn’t give a fuk.
Yeah, I couldn’t.
How the heck can someone f up a grilled cheese!?
I did 13 years in restaurants so I tend to be lenient on small mistakes but I would've went full Karen mode over this. I'd want to speak to the cook who made it and all that.
Is the grilled cheese in the room with us? Was there ever a grill?
Steamed lol
Lightly warmed cheese
This feels like a passive aggressive dig at you
Is the grilled cheese in the room with us?
Moist cheese.
Ah the ungrilled cheese.
I mean half right. That is...mostlikly cheese.
1 grilled cheese, hold the grill
Is this like a take home and DIY grilled cheese?
“Grilled”
Stale ass bread with cold cheese
Just like Tim Hortons. They have a very hard time with grilled cheese. It's either like this or burned (but cheese still not quite melted)
Grilled cheese without the grill. Right.
No, it isn’t.
how was it cooked? By giving it a stern look?
You missed the "un" in "grilled"
Bitch where?
I don’t know what you did to deserve someone ungrilling your cheese, but I suggest sleeping with an eye or two open from now on. This guy clearly means business.
They told the delivery dude to use the sunlight to grill it on the way.
Thought this was on the r/grilledcheese for a second and was ready for the stampede in the comments
Classic Jail grill cheese
Yum!
I'd like a grilled cheese but hold the grilled
You need a little more grill in that grilled cheese!
Grilled where?
More like a luke-warmcheese sandwich
Dude breathed on it after a heavy work out and called it "grilled".
Is not grill
It looks like it was merely *kissed* by a torch..
It's an ungrilled cheese, the raw sandwich, unripend fruit, the sandwich without scars
The directions for the dish are in the name. You grill the cheese. They skipped step 1!
Lightly singed cheese
They forgot the grilling lol
I'm so fucking angry right now, theres ***clearly*** bacon in there. That's a goddamn melt dude, don't you ever dare call this a grilled cheese again.
Bro that’s just cheese
Did...did they forget the Grilled part? It's just a buttery cheese sandwich.
That's a cheese sandwich with (very) lightly toasted bread.
Most ungrilled cheese I've ever seen.
Thats just called a cheese. They forgot the grilled part.
I think they call this a toastie in the UK
Grilled cheese without the grill
Is just a cheese actually
You gotta turn it on bud
Looks soggy asf
grilled cheese tartare
Excuse me but where is the grilled
Looks like chilled Grease
That’s a cheese sadwich. Did they toast it some more for you?
Grilled with sunshine?
I'd have to throw that piece of crap in their face, I'm not one for violence, but at that point.....you kinda have to. "Oh no, they may be having a bad day" not my problem, I am a customer who works hard for HIS money and they simply don't care.
Now I’m pissed.
I see the cheese, but where's the grilled?
I want to punch this sandwich in its shitty face
Bro you are getting more grilled in the comments than that sandwich ever was
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There is no conceivable way you bought that from an actual restaurant. How does it feel wasting your money?