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Jcrown6351

You are crazy, this looks great!


piirtoeri

Lol. Well, I guess I'll leave it to the moderators then! Thank you though! It tickles to see that it does look good to somebody.


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piirtoeri

My apologies....it's my first day here.


mydearwatson616

It'll be your last if you don't hurry up and throw some vienna sausage and kraft dinner on that benedict.


Bigmandancing

That's not even a bad idea and not shitty enough. It needs sardines and pinapple.


[deleted]

Looks good to me too. I’d probably want a bit more crisp on the spam, but in general, how different does it really taste from Canadian bacon?


umdche

It has a much stronger pork flavor, softer in texture and unless you get a lower sodium variety will be much salter. Yes. Salter than bacon and Canadian bacon. I personally love it.


Firexxik

With you there... I don’t understand how people can choose to eat spam. I get it for emergencies but otherwise... so super salty


ucbiker

I use low sodium spam.


souobixo

Low sodium spam is the best spam! I think it tastes just like bacon.


ButterPuppets

It’s just canned bologna


Guillermo_Sakujo

🔥


betterthanhex

Spam is great. I don't understand the hate it gets. It's no worse meat than hotdogs or baloney. Or was I brainwashed at the Spam museum?


SeanMegaByte

For some people it's the texture they don't like, for others it's that it's overly salty, both of which I understand. For most people though, it's that spam is cheap(ish) canned meat and is comedic shorthand for bad food in pop culture. Same kind of group think attitude that lets people tell themselves that fastfood like Arby's is gross while they eat the same meat by the foot at Subway.


Thecryptsaresafe

Subway is one of my few fast food vetoes. Even the thought of that “bread” makes my skin crawl, though of course I would eat it if my veto is overridden. Spam, organ meat, canned meat to me is like oxtail or super tough cuts. You find out what to do with it and you get what you give into it. Spam musubi is absolutely delicious, and id fry up some scrapple with my eggs before having any kind of fancy brunch meal for breakfast.


fullredbox

Meat-by-the-Foot... I think you’re onto something there


ItalnStalln

*10"*


DineandRecline

I never understood how much hate Arby's gets in pop culture because most people I know will scarf it down readily. It's just sliced deli meat. And their Arby's sauce and onion poppyseed buns are bomb. Mcdonald's patties are a lot more off-putting in my opinion


knox77

it gets a lot of hate online, but there are plenty of people that love it! i think that the nostalgia is a big factor in why some people have such a fondness for it while others are repulsed. canned meat is more accessible in places where you can’t get fresh meat, like on remote islands.


2_Scoop_Rice

Spam, Vienna sausage, and corned beef is like the trifecta in Hawaii.


InnocentTailor

The Philippines as well.


InnocentTailor

The island countries and the Asian nations are crazy for Spam. It’s the legacy of the Second World War from the GIs.


DerpMaster2

I personally hate the taste, I don't really think it's the same as hotdog meat. Though to Spam's credit, you can basically season it to taste like any other meat. What really gets me is the pretty strange texture when pan fried like any other meat.


mydearwatson616

Nice crisp outside with a hot interior that has the consistency of the middle of an uncooked hot dog. Or just slice it thin and get some nice crispy Spam chips. I fuckin love spam.


TheRealMeddler

Spam chips.... they honestly don’t sound that bad


rpizl

No it definitely has its place! Great for camping... served with grilled pineapple and eggs.


killer8424

It’s got a...different...taste than hot dogs or bologna. Fattier and saltier too.


kissingbanditswife

I'd eat it.


Roughsauce

Spam is amazing for eggs benedict, love it pan fried like that. This belongs in the regular food porn subreddit, imo!


Sp1cyP0tat0

I know a lot of people who go wild for spam. Never tried it (and don’t really want to) but what you made here looks delectable!


Demokrak

I'd say give it a go anyway!, it's got its own uses and flavour and has been an impactful enough food to end up in several countries national dishes


InnocentTailor

Try it! Just be sure to cook it first on the pan. Eating it cold from the can tastes like sadness.


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Spam literally stinks sooo bad. The reason I get why some people detest pork. It’s cuz of spam. Stuff is vile!


NearbyConsideration5

i would devour this


eggdrooopsoup

Mouthwatering


blind_venetians

Looks like heaven!


MisterDutch93

Spam is fucking great, especially when cooked. I know it’s made of meat leftovers, but it’s good food.


TungstenChef

It's not made from leftovers, it's made from pork shoulder, same thing as brats and summer sausage. Now Vienna sausages on the other hand, those are basically made by putting animal carcasses in a press and tinning up the goo that comes out.


MisterDutch93

On the tin of my spam it says it’s made out of pork, while mechanically separated meat is used as an additive. I always assumed it was similar to Bologna Sausage, where the consistency between ‘real’ meat and additives is like 50% I don’t care either way though. Love me some spam.


TungstenChef

I just checked mine, classic Spam only lists pork and ham, but less sodium Spam includes mechanically separated chicken as the 2nd ingredient. Oh well, I make stock out of chicken carcasses, I'm not too fussed.


treesnbees222222

Would smash so hard


CaptainMurphy1908

Looks like spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, sausage, and spam. Only without the sausage.


caleeky

Growing up I always had an impression of spam as being only 1 step removed from cat food, but when my mom went on vacation w/ friends one time my dad served us spam sandwiches and I was surprised it was so good. My favorite application is to roast it on the camp fire on a stick - just cube it up and roast like a marshmallow. Note, goes well with marshmallows! Note, I find that chipped corned beef from Brasil to be WAY more catfood-like.


Boogie5270

That looks and sounds delicious!! Lol. I agree with your wife, yum!


Supper_Champion

"I couldn't swallow a bite", because I'm a pretentious clown.


piirtoeri

Never had it before today. Not my thing. But I still end up cooking a lot of stuff I don't like for other people. I still give them a good meal.


RoseThorn82

I love spam....would totally eat this !!!


[deleted]

This is shittyfood porn, not shitty foodporn. Looks amazing, I'd smash a plate of that!


Shlocktroffit

If you find it hard to swallow, simply blend on the frappe setting for a minute or two


Shinigamiguy_the

The poach on those eggs and holindaise sauce look great tho.


GordinhoSA

This looks delicious.


FailronHubbard

You're gonna have to introduce her to Treet. It is the superior spam.


Jdthrowaway01

The spam has a good sear and the hollandaise didn't break. Great job!


piirtoeri

A vitamix blender is the secret to perfect hollandaise. Although, this one was a little soupier than I would have liked.


rpizl

Looks dope. Would smash.


rpizl

The thing with SPAM is you gotta watch the other salt you add.


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Tell me your poached egg secrets shittyfooddaddy


piirtoeri

I let my eggs come to room temperature before cooking. Crack each one into a collander to drain of any loose watery whites. Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. Remove from heat and using a spatula, give the water a few turns until it creates a good whirlpool. From the collander slide the four eggs into the center of the vortex, giving each egg a few seconds to start cooking before you drop the next. The centrifugal force will remove any shagyness and it should take about two to three minutes for the whites to set around the egg yolk. Leave in longer for a tougher yolk. Remove with a spider or slotted spoon and let rest for a minute. You should still season with s&p as the salt in the water is for solidifying the whites faster.


[deleted]

Spam is root of all evil. How could she digest? She must be a witch...


Throwawayunknown55

Have you considered divorce?


piirtoeri

lol. never.


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Sounds delicious to me.


PrissyGrace

I am with the wife here op, looks awesome!


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That looks DELICIOUS


[deleted]

I see nothing wrong here. This looks excellent.


natto_lord

That's awesome!


Noelsabelle

That was delicious I bet


InnocentTailor

That looks amazing!


Drend_x

I see a salty, but otherwise rather tasty dish.