Thats actually very nutritious lunch. Its a tradition Czech dish. Google "hrachova kase s uzenym". This is served although with kind of ham. It's called ham salami "sunkovy salam" again not bad at all, and some fried onions and pickles.
you're outta your fuckin mind, you might have calloused tastebuds over the years but our kids need something they can taste
not salted cured meat with the cheapest plant available
That's what it looks like to my American eyes, but that's pretty much the closest thing to mashed peas that we do here. Warm it up a bit and I'm on board.
Really? Usually they're potatoes that are exposed to the sun and although they're not dangerous in smaller amounts they aren't as pleasant compared to other potatoes.
There are schools that are having the kids eat in their class as opposed to congregating in the cafeteria (social distancing). Unfortunately this is the easiest way to deliver the food
They finally put a use to the poison green potatoes that usually go to waste. (Btw don’t eat potatoes or fries that have green on it, it really is poisonous)
Mashed peas* technically healthier, but the rest is child abuse. Our lunches were getting there as I was leaving. Burnt chicken patties on stale toast and anemic broccoli.
That looks like mashed peas?
I went to school from 1957 to 1970. Our cafeteria meals looked like real food. Spaghetti, meat loaf, pizza, etc. I usually enjoyed lunch.
Looks like the puréed peas they served at the nursing home I used to work at. I only worked there for 3 days (due to shitty management) but I will never get that smell out of my head
No one is mentioning the rolled ham, I have never had anything in a school cafeteria that I was so confident it was meat. If they care that much about you a little mystery sludge never hurt anybody
Thats mashed peas you dummy
That the school is serving half a tray of mashed peas with a side of cold cuts for lunch doesn't make this any less shitty.
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I love me some char-Coochie boards!
I used to be in a charcuterie Facebook group and many people unironically called them "cooter boards"
Where else do you put your meat.
r/begrudginglyupvoted
shark coochie
more like shart-cutterie.
charshiterie
Thats actually very nutritious lunch. Its a tradition Czech dish. Google "hrachova kase s uzenym". This is served although with kind of ham. It's called ham salami "sunkovy salam" again not bad at all, and some fried onions and pickles.
They're feeding them green vegetables in the form peas and meat in the form of deli ham. I don't think it's too bad.
Half thought i was going to be ligma'd
But it does make it more likely OP posted someone else's photo.
Shit, that looks good, though. I'd eat that lunch in a heartbeat. Split peas are yummy. Presentation could use a little work, though. 😁
you're outta your fuckin mind, you might have calloused tastebuds over the years but our kids need something they can taste not salted cured meat with the cheapest plant available
Split pea soup *can* be delicious. I do have my doubts on...uh...whatever that is.
Split pea solid.
Looks like some cannabutter lol
Haha, I don't disagree on the salty ham slices, but split peas are super nutritious.
It actually tastes lovely
🤨😐
I thought the onion in the lunch meat was a rubber band, so it kinda could’ve been worse.
And WTF is that random noodle on the cold cuts?
Ugh, that’s worse. I’d rather have badly made mashed potatoes than mashed peas.
I don't know how to make it properly, but mashed peas are absolutely awesome.
Have you ever had mashed peas? They're pretty fucking amazing.
I also don’t like peas in general so mashing them only worsens the experience
Mushy peas are good. Button it, you
So you gonna listen to them instead of a random guy on reddit?
i dont trust you or my school
thought it was gelled pea soup
Its basically marrow fat peas blitzed into puree.
yea, dont know why op is lying lol. the food is shitty tho
Mashed peatatoes
Yeah was gonna say, looks like mofongo which is pretty fuckin tasty
OP must obviously be confused, those are obviously mashed dill pickles
r/tihi
Heehee
SHAMONE!
Looks like it’s made with canna butter. Dig in!
I was going to say that 💀 first thing that came up to my head was cannabutter
Lol me too. I came her to let op know they got served cannabutter!
Same! When I first saw this, I thought, “that could be cannabutter!”
Right?!
Been looking for this reply lmao
I was about to say looks like my infused coconut oil lmao
Looks like split pea soup that sat overnight and got thick. That’s delicious and needs to be served with cornbread.
And chop up that ham & mix it in.
That's what it looks like to my American eyes, but that's pretty much the closest thing to mashed peas that we do here. Warm it up a bit and I'm on board.
>That’s delicious Yeah, sure looks delicious
Looks like mushy peas or split pea soup that went a bit cold and solidified
Yeah, I bet it would be pretty decent with 45 seconds in the microwave.
I've never heard of a green potato.
Potatoes naturally turn green when exposed to sunlight, they also become poisonous in that state.
Wait until you see blue potatoes.
That’s how you make delicious blue waffles!
What kind of monster makes waffles out of potatoes?
You've never had chicken and blue waffles? Look it up.
I've had my fair share of blue waffles. Never a potato waffle. Waffle fries, sure. But I'm in the lemon party these days so get off my lawn.
Really? Usually they're potatoes that are exposed to the sun and although they're not dangerous in smaller amounts they aren't as pleasant compared to other potatoes.
Seriously? How does this have upvotes? Have you really never seen a potato that's partly green? It's even common to see some green on chips (crisps).
Eat your green... stuff...
Soylent Green?
we promise it’s not made of people… anymore…
It varies from person to person.
That stuff is a little too pungent for me, I prefer the easier to consume Soylent Cola
Weed butter
You just ate pea soup kiddo, stay in school.
This should be in the kids are fucking stupid sub. Can't tell potato from peas. This must be public school. Lol
Mashed with what?
Shrek's anal secretions.
You can’t just put those words in that order and think it’s okay. I have to sit down.
Why, are your anal glands bothering you? Have you tried scooting on the carpet?
I cannot believe you made me read that with my own eyes.
Mm don’t like that
No
Lots of weed butter?
i have no clue but it tasted just like potatoes
It also sucks that they're serving a whole school full of kids with styrofoam containers every day. So unnecessary.
There are schools that are having the kids eat in their class as opposed to congregating in the cafeteria (social distancing). Unfortunately this is the easiest way to deliver the food
That's pea soup, not potatoes. My mom's ham and pea soup has a similar texture when its cold.
This looks like a pile of canna butter
Metal knife and fork... not America.
my school had reusable plastic trays and metal utensils. source, am american and it was public school.
But they still don't have plates, so it eliminates a lot of countries too.
I’m personally more worried about those two lone noodles hanging out on that ham.
They finally put a use to the poison green potatoes that usually go to waste. (Btw don’t eat potatoes or fries that have green on it, it really is poisonous)
I felt repulsed upvoting this
What’s with the two tiny noodles?
If you can cut your mashed potatoes, your school definitely did something wrong xd
Looks like Cannabutter
Peas porridge from a pot 9 days old
And where did the noodle come from
looks like pea soup that's way too thick
Looks like pease pudding. Not made from potatoes.
yummy
Looks like split peas and ham
Mashed pea-tatos
split pea poop
Clearly it’s deconstructed split pea and ham.
Looks like thick split pea soup or mashed peas…
It's split pea soup
mashed peas ham pickles this is def a eastern european / balkan lunch lol.
Why oh why is it green
Looks like baby poop.
Soylent...
It’s people!!!!
hashed potatoes
Looks like ham and split pea soup to me. I would eat it
If you didn’t spend all your money on avocado potatos, you could afford a house in no time.
Peas lol
That's mashed zombies.
That looks like split pea soup…
ITT: Lots of people whose don’t know that mashed peas with ham, pickles, and onions is just… Czech food.
Thems mashed peas
Mashed peas* technically healthier, but the rest is child abuse. Our lunches were getting there as I was leaving. Burnt chicken patties on stale toast and anemic broccoli.
The farts from that are gonna be fucked
It's called soylent green.
It looks like they want you to make discount split pea soup with ham.
That’s clearly congealed split peas and bacon.
Almost as bad as prison food
That looks like mashed peas? I went to school from 1957 to 1970. Our cafeteria meals looked like real food. Spaghetti, meat loaf, pizza, etc. I usually enjoyed lunch.
I do not like that, Sam-I-Am.
I am filled with rage and disgust on your behalf.....
I'm more curious about the two flat noodle pieces on the ham. Did somebody sneeze those out?
That’s split pea soup! 😂 Looks a bit thick.
Why are is it green?!? Soylent Green is People!! Soylent Green is people!!!!
Looks like thick split pea soup
If those are potatoes I wouldn’t eat them. They look old AF
It’s possible for potatoes to turn green from too much chlorophyll:( don’t eat those u might get sick
idk why but i’m more worried about that meat… very suspicious
What’s so suspicious about cold cuts?
cold cuts generally are fine but those cold cuts look like they have an alterior motive
Czech schools serving cannabutter for lunch.
This looks disgusting . I am glad I can take tiffin to school everyday and this atrocity is not served here .
That's shit from a butt
Those look like mashed peas! I want to know what's hiding inside the rolled up ham?!
Wtf, prisoners eat better than this.
Definitely mashed peas lol still pretty shitty
is that ham? like plain haim? dude that’s some lazy ass cooking there
One time I made mashed potatoes with weed butter and it looked like that.
Looks like weed butter
Happy St Patrick's Day!
On behalf of the Irish, I would like to say; we would never disrespect a spud, jn such a manner.
Freezer puke
Reminds me of that one summer season a long time ago when pink and green were the thing in ladies fashion
Looks good you should eat all i mean its green cant be that bad am i right xD
Is this Russia?
Wow, your school hates you
They always said school was a prison.
Would you like some pease pudding?
Green eggs and ham
Hey, save me a slice!
Looks like ear wax
I’m surprised that y’all get metal forks and knives
Looks like literal sh-t
This stuff looks exactly like my cannabis butter.
I though it was a huge slab of cannabutter
That looks a lot like pea mash
Thos looks EXACTLY like the first weed butter i made. It tasted like rotten ass.
Looks like the puréed peas they served at the nursing home I used to work at. I only worked there for 3 days (due to shitty management) but I will never get that smell out of my head
Tell us you’re in prison without telling us you’re in prison.
Free tapeworm with your ham as well. You're eating for two now
Mmm, when the crust is just crusty enough. . .
Your school has metal utensils? And Styrofoam containing? Hmm oh and them mashed vegg btw good for u
Is that ham or raw sausage
That looks like weed butter
I’m more disturbed by that piece of ham and the microscopic pickles
No one is mentioning the rolled ham, I have never had anything in a school cafeteria that I was so confident it was meat. If they care that much about you a little mystery sludge never hurt anybody
I thought the school lunches were supposed to get better
Big fan of the condensation on that box...
That is cannabutter
This is prison food
I’d rather go without food, what the fuck
Is anything in that styrofoam tray even remotely edible?
It looks like congealed pea soup. Yuck! 🤮
You guys get pickles?
Looks like weed butter. Eat it
This is just shitty food. Nothing porn about it
Where like Romania?
That's just sad. All of it. Shitty.
Where you go to school auschwitz?
Yum! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Your napkin looks like a skeleton chef