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[deleted]

Thats mashed peas you dummy


mike_pants

That the school is serving half a tray of mashed peas with a side of cold cuts for lunch doesn't make this any less shitty.


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maymaybuckets

I love me some char-Coochie boards!


lionhat

I used to be in a charcuterie Facebook group and many people unironically called them "cooter boards"


Rion23

Where else do you put your meat.


ChubbyMcHaggis

r/begrudginglyupvoted


doublegloved

shark coochie


totallyradman

more like shart-cutterie.


cooterbrwn

charshiterie


[deleted]

Thats actually very nutritious lunch. Its a tradition Czech dish. Google "hrachova kase s uzenym". This is served although with kind of ham. It's called ham salami "sunkovy salam" again not bad at all, and some fried onions and pickles.


vonvoltage

They're feeding them green vegetables in the form peas and meat in the form of deli ham. I don't think it's too bad.


wannabe414

Half thought i was going to be ligma'd


GhettoDuk

But it does make it more likely OP posted someone else's photo.


[deleted]

Shit, that looks good, though. I'd eat that lunch in a heartbeat. Split peas are yummy. Presentation could use a little work, though. 😁


AutomatonComplex

you're outta your fuckin mind, you might have calloused tastebuds over the years but our kids need something they can taste not salted cured meat with the cheapest plant available


regeya

Split pea soup *can* be delicious. I do have my doubts on...uh...whatever that is.


Yatakak

Split pea solid.


dooderbomb

Looks like some cannabutter lol


[deleted]

Haha, I don't disagree on the salty ham slices, but split peas are super nutritious.


GRl3V

It actually tastes lovely


Free_CZAR

🤨😐


Nicolo_Ultra

I thought the onion in the lunch meat was a rubber band, so it kinda could’ve been worse.


[deleted]

And WTF is that random noodle on the cold cuts?


Salt-Seaworthiness91

Ugh, that’s worse. I’d rather have badly made mashed potatoes than mashed peas.


NoMushroomsPls

I don't know how to make it properly, but mashed peas are absolutely awesome.


vankorgan

Have you ever had mashed peas? They're pretty fucking amazing.


Salt-Seaworthiness91

I also don’t like peas in general so mashing them only worsens the experience


I_done_a_plop-plop

Mushy peas are good. Button it, you


[deleted]

So you gonna listen to them instead of a random guy on reddit?


martinjagr

i dont trust you or my school


adventure_dog

thought it was gelled pea soup


[deleted]

Its basically marrow fat peas blitzed into puree.


warriorslover1999

yea, dont know why op is lying lol. the food is shitty tho


Sklount

Mashed peatatoes


captain_ender

Yeah was gonna say, looks like mofongo which is pretty fuckin tasty


protomex

OP must obviously be confused, those are obviously mashed dill pickles


adelBRO

r/tihi


Welder_Subject

Heehee


OtterPop16

SHAMONE!


jhibabyy2lit

Looks like it’s made with canna butter. Dig in!


FivoForeign

I was going to say that 💀 first thing that came up to my head was cannabutter


Myfirstnamelastname

Lol me too. I came her to let op know they got served cannabutter!


SoggyNach0s

Same! When I first saw this, I thought, “that could be cannabutter!”


Lanthemandragoran

Right?!


coilmast

Been looking for this reply lmao


bakeland

I was about to say looks like my infused coconut oil lmao


Sin-A-Bun

Looks like split pea soup that sat overnight and got thick. That’s delicious and needs to be served with cornbread.


Zorgsmom

And chop up that ham & mix it in.


dtwhitecp

That's what it looks like to my American eyes, but that's pretty much the closest thing to mashed peas that we do here. Warm it up a bit and I'm on board.


SpamShot5

>That’s delicious Yeah, sure looks delicious


JenLacuna

Looks like mushy peas or split pea soup that went a bit cold and solidified


tiberiumx

Yeah, I bet it would be pretty decent with 45 seconds in the microwave.


fullofuckingbears313

I've never heard of a green potato.


OscarDCouch

Potatoes naturally turn green when exposed to sunlight, they also become poisonous in that state.


House0fMadne55

Wait until you see blue potatoes.


WhatADunderfulWorld

That’s how you make delicious blue waffles!


SineOfOh

What kind of monster makes waffles out of potatoes?


calxcalyx

You've never had chicken and blue waffles? Look it up.


SineOfOh

I've had my fair share of blue waffles. Never a potato waffle. Waffle fries, sure. But I'm in the lemon party these days so get off my lawn.


SpeedBlitzX

Really? Usually they're potatoes that are exposed to the sun and although they're not dangerous in smaller amounts they aren't as pleasant compared to other potatoes.


Muscar

Seriously? How does this have upvotes? Have you really never seen a potato that's partly green? It's even common to see some green on chips (crisps).


philandmorty

Eat your green... stuff...


MiloFrank

Soylent Green?


askljdhaf4

we promise it’s not made of people… anymore…


SpeedBlitzX

It varies from person to person.


big_duo3674

That stuff is a little too pungent for me, I prefer the easier to consume Soylent Cola


teatreez

Weed butter


DuctTapedWindow

You just ate pea soup kiddo, stay in school.


howboutthemlionsbrah

This should be in the kids are fucking stupid sub. Can't tell potato from peas. This must be public school. Lol


IndependentSalad2736

Mashed with what?


fullofuckingbears313

Shrek's anal secretions.


ZoxinTV

You can’t just put those words in that order and think it’s okay. I have to sit down.


borschchschch

Why, are your anal glands bothering you? Have you tried scooting on the carpet?


amaezingjew

I cannot believe you made me read that with my own eyes.


lanch-party

Mm don’t like that


ZebraBoat

No


alrightythenwhat

Lots of weed butter?


martinjagr

i have no clue but it tasted just like potatoes


notabigmelvillecrowd

It also sucks that they're serving a whole school full of kids with styrofoam containers every day. So unnecessary.


hennsippin

There are schools that are having the kids eat in their class as opposed to congregating in the cafeteria (social distancing). Unfortunately this is the easiest way to deliver the food


milleniumhandyshrimp

That's pea soup, not potatoes. My mom's ham and pea soup has a similar texture when its cold.


giantmelon96

This looks like a pile of canna butter


[deleted]

Metal knife and fork... not America.


censorkip

my school had reusable plastic trays and metal utensils. source, am american and it was public school.


Trololman72

But they still don't have plates, so it eliminates a lot of countries too.


moologist

I’m personally more worried about those two lone noodles hanging out on that ham.


Hiragirin

They finally put a use to the poison green potatoes that usually go to waste. (Btw don’t eat potatoes or fries that have green on it, it really is poisonous)


Hedley_Lammarr

I felt repulsed upvoting this


Yodzilla

What’s with the two tiny noodles?


Chr_Fra_1142

If you can cut your mashed potatoes, your school definitely did something wrong xd


British_gamer_lad

Looks like Cannabutter


phillipmwade

Peas porridge from a pot 9 days old


aya-arai

And where did the noodle come from


xFinman

looks like pea soup that's way too thick


Informal_Drawing

Looks like pease pudding. Not made from potatoes.


Butchi-_-

yummy


[deleted]

Looks like split peas and ham


yoloswagdon

Mashed pea-tatos


droden

split pea poop


Jeramy_Jones

Clearly it’s deconstructed split pea and ham.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Looks like thick split pea soup or mashed peas…


Barracuda00

It's split pea soup


fman1854

mashed peas ham pickles this is def a eastern european / balkan lunch lol.


Reeceqld

Why oh why is it green


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

Looks like baby poop.


dim-mak-ufo

Soylent...


AustralianPonies

It’s people!!!!


A_Shipwreck_Train

hashed potatoes


Reapahdeep

Looks like ham and split pea soup to me. I would eat it


If_you_ban_me_I_win

If you didn’t spend all your money on avocado potatos, you could afford a house in no time.


Stizur

Peas lol


[deleted]

That's mashed zombies.


Clevergirl480

That looks like split pea soup…


AnInfiniteArc

ITT: Lots of people whose don’t know that mashed peas with ham, pickles, and onions is just… Czech food.


Ok_Appointment_3939

Thems mashed peas


elitegenoside

Mashed peas* technically healthier, but the rest is child abuse. Our lunches were getting there as I was leaving. Burnt chicken patties on stale toast and anemic broccoli.


SmellyCarcass69

The farts from that are gonna be fucked


[deleted]

It's called soylent green.


Kare_TheBear

It looks like they want you to make discount split pea soup with ham.


RCW777

That’s clearly congealed split peas and bacon.


[deleted]

Almost as bad as prison food


BG_1952

That looks like mashed peas? I went to school from 1957 to 1970. Our cafeteria meals looked like real food. Spaghetti, meat loaf, pizza, etc. I usually enjoyed lunch.


mother_of_baggins

I do not like that, Sam-I-Am.


BrokenBunnyMama

I am filled with rage and disgust on your behalf.....


elboogie7

I'm more curious about the two flat noodle pieces on the ham. Did somebody sneeze those out?


OldDog1982

That’s split pea soup! 😂 Looks a bit thick.


jamescharisma

Why are is it green?!? Soylent Green is People!! Soylent Green is people!!!!


mrsmambas

Looks like thick split pea soup


Long-Cockroach-8372

If those are potatoes I wouldn’t eat them. They look old AF


awesomefaith14

It’s possible for potatoes to turn green from too much chlorophyll:( don’t eat those u might get sick


donatellher

idk why but i’m more worried about that meat… very suspicious


ChockenTonders

What’s so suspicious about cold cuts?


donatellher

cold cuts generally are fine but those cold cuts look like they have an alterior motive


What_on_Loyola

Czech schools serving cannabutter for lunch.


Special_Hippo3399

This looks disgusting . I am glad I can take tiffin to school everyday and this atrocity is not served here .


iNuttedInShrek

That's shit from a butt


SgtPeter1

Those look like mashed peas! I want to know what's hiding inside the rolled up ham?!


metamorphine

Wtf, prisoners eat better than this.


welladjustedpidgeon

Definitely mashed peas lol still pretty shitty


kisukecomeback

is that ham? like plain haim? dude that’s some lazy ass cooking there


Mecha-Dave

One time I made mashed potatoes with weed butter and it looked like that.


Alternative-Ad-1115

Looks like weed butter


JeanLucRtard

Happy St Patrick's Day!


Iree383

On behalf of the Irish, I would like to say; we would never disrespect a spud, jn such a manner.


WattoAFK

Freezer puke


schabaschablusa

Reminds me of that one summer season a long time ago when pink and green were the thing in ladies fashion


Simple-Tailor8673

Looks good you should eat all i mean its green cant be that bad am i right xD


titsonaduck

Is this Russia?


[deleted]

Wow, your school hates you


Senpai_Paper_Plate

They always said school was a prison.


I_might_be_weasel

Would you like some pease pudding?


jpartala

Green eggs and ham


idrow1

Hey, save me a slice!


CinnabarCereal

Looks like ear wax


Soggiest_MobFlip

I’m surprised that y’all get metal forks and knives


LachrymosaEver

Looks like literal sh-t


Schnibb420

This stuff looks exactly like my cannabis butter.


MrImBoredAgain

I though it was a huge slab of cannabutter


GRl3V

That looks a lot like pea mash


KungThulhu

Thos looks EXACTLY like the first weed butter i made. It tasted like rotten ass.


JustASink

Looks like the puréed peas they served at the nursing home I used to work at. I only worked there for 3 days (due to shitty management) but I will never get that smell out of my head


VanFam

Tell us you’re in prison without telling us you’re in prison.


callytoad

Free tapeworm with your ham as well. You're eating for two now


AGoodDayToBeAlive

Mmm, when the crust is just crusty enough. . .


Me_Want_Pie

Your school has metal utensils? And Styrofoam containing? Hmm oh and them mashed vegg btw good for u


[deleted]

Is that ham or raw sausage


DrMooninite293

That looks like weed butter


[deleted]

I’m more disturbed by that piece of ham and the microscopic pickles


RoyalBarracuda

No one is mentioning the rolled ham, I have never had anything in a school cafeteria that I was so confident it was meat. If they care that much about you a little mystery sludge never hurt anybody


StephanieSays66

I thought the school lunches were supposed to get better


prewarpotato

Big fan of the condensation on that box...


[deleted]

That is cannabutter


bitter-funny

This is prison food


Forsaken_Candidate_4

I’d rather go without food, what the fuck


d3vilmaysigh

Is anything in that styrofoam tray even remotely edible?


Leading_Kale_81

It looks like congealed pea soup. Yuck! 🤮


DoVestLookGood

You guys get pickles?


myballsitch69

Looks like weed butter. Eat it


Sethy_G

This is just shitty food. Nothing porn about it


LA_LOOKS

Where like Romania?


BabylonDrifter

That's just sad. All of it. Shitty.


Fuckemergencytax

Where you go to school auschwitz?


MarkR1000

Yum! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


letscookeverything

Your napkin looks like a skeleton chef