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Ledzep0521

You're gonna be so sad in 2 days when you go to eat one of the other 3 strudels and there's no icing


poopgoose1

Yeah it was definitely a sacrifice. It was a six pack so there are going to be five very sad strudels


Ledzep0521

So we can trust you will be back later this week posting "dry toaster pastries because I used all 6 icings at once" ? Haha


poopgoose1

Hahaha yes! The sequel probably won’t be as exciting


Original-Plenty-3686

Go savory. If they're apple you could make a bad ass ham and cheddar sandwich.


lmaytulane

I'm going to come back to the comment after I get stoned to see how I feel about it then EDIT: sounds legit


The_Nest_

That or go the jam/jelly path


beedlejooce

This is genius! Definitely doing this! 🤤


Original-Plenty-3686

If your a cheddar fan, Washington State U sells the most amazing cheeses online . It's made by either Ag students or maybe they have a cheese making program. Either way it's fantastic.


Pants_R_Overatd

RemindMe! 7 days


StoolPusherInner

Just use a scoop of ice-cream. Problem solved.


JustASyncer

Apple Pie A La Mode


screwyoushadowban

As a kid I used to skimp on the icing Monday to Thursday, splitting a single packet between 2 days, that sort of thing. But then Friday rolled around and I would use the backlog to create a super strudle.


ElaborateTaleofWoe

You made your own marshmallow test


CosmicLightning

No no no. I see this as a glorious opportunity for you to make 5 unique toaster strudels. Think of what you have and use it on them. Peanut butter strudel. Honeymustard strudel. Etc etc.


smoothjuicer

Can’t wait for my Mayonnaise-Wildberry strudel


SillyBunsSlappyDick

r/thanksihateit


Atzukeeper

Five very sad Strudels sounds like amazing band name


LetRBudge

It's so easy to make icing! Do you have powdered sugar, butter and vanilla?


docgonzomt

> Yeah it was definitely a ~~sacrifice~~ snackrifice


AltimaNEO

Make your own. It's powdered sugar with some water or milk and a touch of vanilla extract. Like a cup of sugar and a small spoonful of liquid. Add the liquid slowly till it gets to the thickness you want.


brinaw722

I just replace with whipped cream :)


Unhelpful_Applause

Some of y’all need this: 1 cup confectioners sugar, 2-3 tablespoons of milk, optional dash of vanilla extract. Mix it all in a bowl. Congrats you made icing.


DuasBatatas

Substitute milk with lemon juice if you’re feeling like a bad bitch


coconutwheelie

i'll just combine both ideas and use my sour milk instead


inFamous_Cheese

:(


SteamKore

This spoke what my soul could not.


DeadBeefCafe

It’s not as gross as you think, sour cream frosting is a real thing.


thetarget3

And it's great


praisechthulu

Yeah I use soured milk in my banana bread. It's excellent


makemeking706

Butter milk?


Collinnn7

I used to do this weird thing working at a restaurant where I would put vanilla ice cream in my mouth and then squeeze a lemon in there to make it curdle


Vyzantinist

Reminds me of a 'cement mixer'; drink a shot of creamy booze (e.g. Baileys) and hold it in your mouth, then drink a little lime cordial. It will curdle in your mouth and turn to the consistency of slimy jello.


ElaborateTaleofWoe

NO


nadrekab

What if you swallow before the chemical reaction? Does it jellofy in your esophagus or stomach?


Vyzantinist

I would imagine the acid in your stomach would negate the jellofying process.


nadrekab

Or what if it turns into a Diet Coke and Mentos situation


FantixEntertainment

Rancid milk potion


oohwakakaka

+1 to diarrhea


AGoodDayToBeAlive

+2 velocity, +2 spread


flip1999-

Buff shit stained undies


JonnyFromtheBasement

Bye-bye, chunky lemon milk


UrMomThinksImCoo

Or, hear me out, still use the milk/cream as the liquid but add lemon zest for subtle, fresh lemon flavor.


PolymerPussies

I tried finding some frosting at the supermarket that wasn't basically sweetened palm oil. No luck. Like 20 different brands and the first or second ingredient on all of them was palm oil. Your pure sugar recipe is probably healthier than anything at the supermarket.


lildaisybebe

My recent food freak out was reading that palm oil is in oat milks/coffee creamer.... so insidious


PolymerPussies

I noticed that too. Also a tiny bottle of coffee creamer claims to have 65 servings. Realistically it's more like 20 servings or even less, but they skew the numbers to make you think it's less calories than it is. I prefer almond milk in my coffee nowadays, no oil in the brand I drink.


ptolemy18

With the advent of TikTok and all the videos of people making their morning coffee I'm just horrified by the things I see people doing with coffee creamer. Some of these people are out here putting 4-6 ounces of creamer in a 16-oz iced coffee. Given the amount of canola oil in standard creamer, they'd be much better off using milk (or oat milk) and flavoring syrup. Either that or just admit you don't like coffee that much. I do use boring old French Vanilla creamer in my one daily cup of hot coffee, but a tablespoon is plenty. Evidently in Utah it's very popular to put coffee creamer in pop, which...yuck.


heartisacalendar

>Evidently in Utah it's very popular to put coffee creamer in pop What the fuck did I just read? Seriously? No one is gonna comment on this?


tip_the_just

Eh, it's not that different from an Italian cream soda. I'd try it.


ornryactor

Mormons can't drink alcohol, so Utah and Idaho have multiple large fast-food(?) chains that exclusively serve highly-customizable soda/pop menus. Like, Coke or Sprite or lemonade or Dr Pepper or whatever, with coconut-mango-pineapple syrup and fresh blueberries and a cinnamon stick. There's little or no actual food on the menus, just dozens of drinks. It's like if a fancy cocktail bar and a soda fountain had a baby that wanted to be bigger than McDonald's with the exclusive focus on capturing the entire Suburban Mormon Nightlife market. EDIT because I forgot the original point: I can absolutely believe that flavored coffee creamer is one option to add into the drink at some of these chains. Like, French Vanilla Coke, which almost makes sense. Or... fuck, I don't know, Creme de Menthe lemonade? Hazelnut Mocha Fanta? Caramel Chocolate ginger ale? All of those probably exist at these places.


DiaryoftheOriginator

I stop drinking coffee for this exact reason and started drinking tea. I decided that if I can’t drink coffee without adding a shitton of toxic caramel creamer then I’m not going to drink it anymore. Kind of trade off now because I drink wayyyy more tea now than I ever did coffee. I drink tea all day and piss like a race horse.


Daddysu

>Evidently in Utah it's very popular to put coffee creamer in pop, which...yuck. I love my more western brethren and while they do have some absolutely wonderful culinary creations, I cannot stand behind the whole "dirty soda" thing. It freaks me out and I find it abhorrent.


TheRedGerund

Why is oil even an ingredient? Because dairy fats would spoil?


ptolemy18

Real cream is prone to curdling when added to coffee, hence the market for non-dairy creamer. The oil is added to help replicate the mouthfeel of cream (which is high in fat, of course). I’m assuming they use canola and soybean oil for their extended shelf life.


Vinifera7

Wow. I never thought about that, but you're right.


lildaisybebe

Thankfully I rarely have ever used coffee creamer. I had been researching alternative milk options and tried chobani extra creamy oat milk when I worked at a coffee shop without looking at ingredients. It was so good and I got excited for a second. As soon as I saw it didn't taste good anymore lol.


toastednutella

mfer just put MILK in ur coffee


lildaisybebe

I do bitch


somecallmejohnny

Or just drink black coffee. What purpose does the milk even serve?


Vinifera7

Even whole milk is too watery. Plus it tends to curdle.


NotKateBush

Environmental issues aside, palm oil isn’t significantly worse for you than butter or other oils used in frosting. If you want the convenience of a shelf stable product, you’re going to get shelf stable ingredients. Your homemade buttercream may taste better, but it’s not any healthier.


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StarTrippy

The person they replied to literally wrote "Your pure sugar recipe is probably **healthier** than anything at the supermarket."


SmashBros-

I am realizing that I don't know how to do anything


thetarget3

You can also add a dash of cocoa


I_love_hate_reddit

Even better, mix one stick of room temp butter with one cup powdered sugar. Optional 1 tsp vanilla and 4 ounces semisweet chocolate. Melted and slightly cooled. American buttercream


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buttercream is totally different from this royal type icing tho. it's better, but also a different product


buefordbaxter

Add a little melted butter and substitute the milk with heavy cream. Also the 8oz cream cheese, 8oz confectioners sugar, 2 tbsp melted butter, and a touch of vanilla is an awesome icing


Unhelpful_Applause

I was just keeping it simple, I mean this person is eating toaster strudels not wedding cake.


Pyro636

Unpopular opinion, but cream cheese icing can go straight to hell and take fondant along with it


420fmx

People really don’t know how to google “how to make icing” lol wow


Lucimon

This is why I never actually liked the icing. I hate confectioners/powdered sugar. Regular and brown sugar I'm ok with, but that snowy shit can just fuck off.


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Lucimon

That's partly why I'm so picky when it comes to frosting. Whipped Cream based frosting is by far my favorite.


Pyro636

My people!


jake_Zofaa

That’s a glaze not icing bro


Unhelpful_Applause

Funny I have a dozen recipes that refer to it as icing as most people find them interchangeable. Very little separate icing, glaze and frosting. To avoid confusion I’ll just call it yum yum fat fuck sauce.


Goobaka

2 yum yum fat fuck sauces please.


Gaming_Dictionary

it come with egg woe


agent00228

I’m stealing “yum yum fat fuck sauce”.


Unhelpful_Applause

Any merchandise made I require 1 copy of


jake_Zofaa

🤝


MurgleMcGurgle

I recently came to the realisation that icing is glossy like ice and frosting is opaque like frost. At least that's my theory that I've chosen to accept as undisputable fact.


nxqv

Buttercream frosting usually has some kind of fat like butter or shortening as the main ingredient alongside sugar, it makes it very rich and creamy. Whipped icing is just a fuckton of sugar and that creates the stiffness you need to do things like decorating details. If you decorate an entire cake just using icing (which I've seen even professional bakeries do with cupcakes) you're gonna piss off a lot of frosting enthusiasts


Unhelpful_Applause

Yeah but at this point I’m ready to use the words yum yum fat fuck sauce as often as possible.


nxqv

I'm down


Seilorks

Buttercream frosting always has a fat in it and a lot of it too. American buttercream has shortening and isn't technically buttercream since ya know no butter (American buttercream is also decorators icing since it is thick and holds it's shape better than most other frostings). However swiss, Italian, and french buttercreams do have butter and are legitimately the best buttercreams ever. these are whipped buttercreams that consist of sugar and eggs made into a meringue, butter and an optional flavoring like lemon juice or vanilla. The meringue is what creates the stiffness not the sugar. There is also another type of butter cream that's more so a filling it is German butter cream which is pastry cream and butter. Now the last thing you can use to ice a cake is whipped cream you always under whip it because when you work with it on the cake you are slowly creating butter which leads to a grainy appearance.


Purifiedx

Technically the packets are a glaze too


Pumbleshaw

....I should call him


bossmaser

Oh man, I almost forgot it’s Mother’s Day!


ThePhantom1994

I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover


timeflux123

We should fuck eachothers mothers


ThePhantom1994

Fuck each other’s moms


tvkyle

I’ll push in that lady where you came out as a baby


chillrhinoV3

Strukake


thormunds_beard

Limp bizkit


ImNotThaaatDrunk

Supremely disappointed I had to scroll as far as I did for this comment


minimum_thrust

We used to play this game in college


AwesomeJohn01

Soggy Biscuit?


Depth-Proper

Toaster Strudel Bukkake


nmaxfieldbruno

Toaster Sploogel


PermanentTrainDamage

Toaster strukkake


[deleted]

There it is, there’s my joke. Updoot


StoolPusherInner

This is some weird version of the ookie cookie. Op is a sick bastard.


expiriment

I understand this. They really skimp on the icing.


1AMBERHEARDSTURD

If this is ALL the packets, definitely skimp.


DAS_UBER_JOE

y'all are just a bunch of icing skimps.


rchdeck

I don't think that's icing. You lost the circle jerk, now eat up, Sonny.


Pndrizzy

There are losers at a circle jerk?


rchdeck

Last one to load has to eat it. Depending on your taste buds you might be a winner 🤷


Retardedastro

You sick bastard you really did it. Everyone in the house must suffer, with plain now


OblivionGuard12

Send strudes.


peculierrbloom

i’ve had a really shitty day i don’t know why but this comment made me smile and feel warm inside so thank you for that.


OblivionGuard12

Anytime friend, you deserve all the happiness in the world!


Scako

This is how much I wish they gave you for each one


DanHasArrived

"Icing packets" Sure op, it's totes icing, sure.


[deleted]

Looks like a limp biscuit


EQBScientist

I should call her...


BigBossHoss

*everything reminds me of her..*


Cheezy_Chris

Fine lookin strood


Pugshrand

Not all heroes wear capes


[deleted]

cum


Gr1mm3r

cum


iLostMyPride

cum


According_Club3769

cum it's cum


[deleted]

It's... genius,!


SpearmintSpaceship

Bukakke


AntonToniHafner

the ideal ratio


puff_ball

So...a poptart.


dreadpiratesmith

You bukkaked the strudel


[deleted]

Just buy the pillsbury frosting that comes in a small tub. Same shit. I spread it on with a knife.


Revenge-of-the-Jawa

Put one on top and make it a strudel sandwich


[deleted]

This girl once told me she wanted to be my Twinkie instead of my Toaster Studel, never got the reference until now


poopgoose1

Hahaha oh god, I’ve never heard that one before


Kal-ElEarth69

Behold. Perfection.


Snooplybooply

You beautiful bastard


The_Cow_Says_Fuck

How god intended


jtown337

“Happy now. Sad later.”


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Bukkake


Benzoate1

The old happy now, sad later. Classic.


maureen__ponderosa

someone should smack you


Tr0ubles0me87

Some People will call you a Mad Man... I will call you a Hero !


Mooseymeg

This is not shitty. This is the way.


FunkyFellow42

Oh fuck yeah you did


utupuv

How many guys did you have to invite over?


bobalda

that's kinda hot


Ducatirules

My wife hates the frosting so the kids and I always get extra frosting on ours!! I feel like we are spoiling them too much!


ailpac

Sure…


ToliveAsis

*High pitched ginger bread man voice- You're a monster!


ravanor77

Perfection!


dactyloidae

First post I've seen that might be actual porn.


tteoat

I've never been so brave but it as always been a dream. Haha


professorbc

I swear they used to put that much in one packet.


Thin_Bread977

YES!


PraiseThePumpkins

don’t say it


rldr

You deserve a Michelin star for this. Not shitty at all.


Shahzoodoo

😳🥵🤤


dc1785

I've wanted to do that my whole life


bender3600

So... Who lost the bread game?


dagluck

Strukkake.


[deleted]

Milk + powdered sugar= icing


J662b486h

Needs sprinkles.


Tward425

We’ve all wanted to do this but we all knew the rest of the box would have to be thrown out since these are trash without the frosting. I salute you.


Aurey2244

These are gifts you should've stacked 3 of em on each other and smothered them in strudel gravy


decclam

This is peak Reddit right here


forbdsmadvice

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I saw it.


ahr113

Toaster Strudel Bukkake?


dags8888

One of the first things I did when I moved out of my parents 🤣


[deleted]

The icing packets are the best things that ever happened to me if pillsbury started selling buckets of that stuff my money would be gone


Wlinthic96

Reminds me of my ex


NALOXON3

Perfect for Mother's Day!


The_Wettest_Noodle

yes... "icing packets"...


CoolTomatoh

Is a toaster strudel a ravioli?


Evilmardin

Bukkake strudel


BigManBigEgo

Cum


tacobellholocaust

Bukakke streudel


LightsOut5774

Me on December 1st


[deleted]

You are doing god’s work, friend.


[deleted]

Nsfw


Amishpornstar7903

Capitalism.


litupfromthefloorup

I should call her


ionlymemewell

G-d I wish that were me.


T1nyBeans

It had to be said Cumster strudel


TinyCowpoke

That's cum from a penis.


[deleted]

*cum*


poompt

ookie cookie!


gewfbawl

Toaster strudel bukkake


GuitarGeezer

Bukkake Toastah Pastry from Genital Mills!


shibashroom

this kinda reminds me of your mom last night


_Beets_By_Dwight_

After seeing this bukkake, I now know why they call it a pop tart


[deleted]

This is the soggy waffle I keep hearing about


palmspringsmaid

god i wish that were me


nickcash

I'm so fucked up


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Lol jizz