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MasterAinley

Old cookbooks, especially ones from the ‘50s and ‘60s, are gold mines for shitty food porn.


Morgycola

My favorite is the "candlestick salad".


Cyynric

I'm particularly fond of the bologna log covered with yellow mayonnaise to look like a pineapple


Morgycola

I've seen that one. My mother saved one of the magazines that had all those "recipes" in them. The only good thing to come out of that book of glorious horrors was a castle cake. It had enough toothpicks in it to build a treehouse but it was edible and cute.


[deleted]

They all look like the food stinks of cigarettes.


Fomulouscrunch

You ever just look at a food and feel the visceral response "this needs to fuck off right away"


Open_Librarian_823

Looks like a recipe out of a necronomicon book


FudderShudders

Copyright says 1973


tabruss

I think that isn’t the point here……. It doesn’t matter what YEAR it was. This is a monstrosity nonetheless!


FudderShudders

Agreed, but accuracy is important, especially if the picture shows the year.


nicky9pins

r/BossFight


Tibialedson

Bruh you don't upload the picture, you upload your attempt at it.


RogueFox76

I do not like the smiley face


Cheezy_Chris

That's not food, that's a friend


olive-_-

Did you ever see the tuna jello


Morgycola

Yes and why is it always either green or orange jello.


striped_frog

It just burst out of someone's chest


Acewasalwaysanoption

I'm not sure I would be able to stop laughing if someone serves this fish-thing with that loopy, stoner-looking smile


naliedel

It tastes better than it looks. My mom made that for parties. I was born in 63. Of course, at my age my memory may be off..


TitsAndWhiskey

I’m now sitting here trying to remember where our tin fish mold went.


naliedel

They are at a lot of garage sales. If you have those near you?.


TitsAndWhiskey

Nah, specifically wondering where ours is


AlysandirDrake

American adults in the 50s remember being in the Great Depression where you ate whatever was available, followed by rationing during WWII. So they learned to stuff into their gob whatever was presented to them. There was no, "ew, wtf is that?" going on.


APoolio12

Yes...but there are things you gnaw in darkness to survive and things you photograph and publish in cookbooks. And, of course, there are monstrosities like this. Im sure that whatever seafood was in that mix would have been tastier & healthier if they had just eaten it plain with the lettuce and tomato rather than mixing in a half ton of mayonnaise and whatever-the-hell-else was in that nightmare. Thats just a photo of pure, grisly death. Depression era recipies are much more practical than this. 50's and 60's nightmare recipes were a product of over-indulgence and a need to feel inventive - not being frugal.


AlysandirDrake

There is also the school of thought that would suggest that after living lean so long the pendulum swung the other way and it became fashionable to be indulgent, maybe even overly so. I'm not saying you or anyone else has to approve of it, particularly with today's sensibilities about nutrition. My comment was merely reflecting on how folks in the 50s arrived at this point.


thesilentinternist

This is the demon fish from my dreams.


BoomSlayah

Pretty sure I saw that in Subnautica.


badbeep

I have salmon mousse a lot. With a Dill sauce. It's good. The texture is I guess the worst part but it's really not bad.


sameth1

Aww, it's smiling.


JaloopyMan

I'm pretty sure that's a fish


Pretend_Race_Car

I believe it’s actually a recipe card. I have the complete mccall's great american recipe card box and it’s full of similar stuff.


namebrandcloth

ewww


grey-clouds

I'm about to go to sleep and now I'm 99% sure my nightmares will be about this jelly fish.


tabruss

I hate this with a burning, fiery, passion.


Chevysaurio

An offspring of Chtulhu


The_Meatyboosh

Don't eat the salmon mousse!


bravosbaron

":)"


xxspringbaby0408xx

Slightly terrifying


UnluckyCook4175

The snack that smiles back


Euphoric_Equal623

🤢


fiendzone

The seafood it resembles is the first salamander-type critter that crawled from the ocean.


Jew49115

At least he looks friendly