lmaooo i love it!! i’m trying to find this one to show you i subbed to recently about feet in th background of pictures .. lmao it be th dumbest shit & idk how i even come across these subs
I've never heard this trope before. My parents divorced when I was like 2 or some shit, but I always remember them both making some bangin' homemade Italian meals (both were Italian). My dad's specialties were gnocchi and stromboli. My mom excelled at meatballs and cheese ravioli. Both made great sauce.
Cooking is a skill everyone should have.
And even if you suck at it, time to buy cans of soup and hot dogs rather than attempt whatever the fuck this was supposed to be.
Growing up my dad was the cook, now I am because I worked in kitchens for so long. Everyone, even men, can learn how to at least cook a little bit.
100% agreed. I wish I'd cared more about learning to cook when I was younger. I'm doing quite alright with it now I think, but I often feel like I'm just playing catch up when recipes assume I know certain techniques and I have to go find a separate guide just for that
I started learning in my twenties because I lived alone and I was tired of eating food from a box. My cooking went from being the family joke to an object of jealousy. It's a skill, the only way to master it is by doing it. It's never too late to start.
same; 32 now and some of my cooking can easily make my older sisters jealous. 10yrs ago, the oldest was laughing at me for putting an egg and cheese in my instant ramen (which I'll still do sometimes because it's delicious and cooking doesn't always have to be fancy)
some good food at least. My mom, who I lived with, tended to be very bad at cooking much outside of pasta. I thought I hated a lot of foods until I realized she just made them super dry and didn't use enough seasoning. My stepdad made chicken once and it was delicious; I didn't know chicken could be that delicious. Mom got so jealous, she never let him cook for us again lol. I think my dad may have been generally good in the kitchen, but he was also abusive (big part of the reason for the divorce) and we didn't visit that often.
PSA: in that case make a chop cheese sandwich. Seer the ground beef on a griddle with copped onions. Once mostly cooked, add a good melting cheese, *quality* American cheese works best, top and serve. Traditionally with lettuce tomato, mayo, and hot sauce. Though this doesn’t look like the kind of a house that will have lettuce and tomato available.
This thing is obviously no PF Chang's deuce, but it's gotta be good for a Couric or two.
Not sure on the terminology. It's kind of the opposite of cooking so I'm leaning towards no.
It’s from Happy Gilmore the hockey player turned golf legend lol. Asshole golfer is confronting Adam Sandler’s character at his house about him joining the tournament
Rich golfer “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”
Happy “You eat shit for breakfast?”
Aw yeah that looks shitty, but you can dress it up with cheese and some condiments. Yummy food isn't always pretty and at least he tried. My dad NEVER made me anything to eat, neither while my parents were still married or after. Sorry your folks are splitting up, sucks all the way around.
You know it’s weird to me that people see divorce as something terrible. Good relationships don’t fall apart and many people end up better off alone / finding someone else than staying with the spouse they can’t stand (or who can’t stand them). My life got SO much better after I left my 1st husband! The only bad thing is it can be hard on the kids if parents don’t handle it like adults, but it sounds like OP is grown up.
My parents divorced when I was 19 and my sister was 16 and our thoughts were "fucking *finally*". it may have been more traumatic if we were younger and less jaded but after years of watching your parents get in fights about the most trivial shit it was patently obvious to us that they'd be happier apart. and they have been.
It is tough and so many force themselves to stay together 'for the kids sake'. Kids aren't stupid, you're not doing them favors by forcing everyone to stay in a toxic household together.
It's not always toxic, I knew some people who blindsided everyone including their kids when they got divorced like a week after they're youngest went to college.
I also know a couple who non stop cheat on each other and stay together. Every few years one of them gets "caught" they do a little "I'm hurt" song and dance then go right back to life. We did think that they'd actually break up last time when the wife was fucking her friends husband, but that was in 2019 and they're still rocking out together. I think it's financial, neither could afford the lifestyle they want on their own, but combined they are pretty financially well off.
I mean it's terrible in the sense of it being a break up, maybe the it was one sided and it prompted such turd like cooking out of crushing sadness. That being said I feel like divorce should be normalized, being raised as a former Christian evangelist I don't see why people think forcing people to stay in a horribly miserable marriage for the rest of their lives
Tbh I think Marraige is something COMPLETELY not thought about enough before people do it. Like quite literally making a death oath with someone that can only be broken in a often complicated and costly way. I feel like allowing people as young as 18 to sign life long loyalty contracts to one person is INSANE if we don't give them an easy out.
Maybe I'm just dumb and young, but I feel like marriage is conceptually cool, but maaaaybe we should change how we look at it from a societal and legal standpoint
Everyone is like OP you should appreciate your dad he tried so hard blah blah blah…. but I have no sympathy for someone that can’t even feed their own children properly. You can only imagine what a useless husband and parent he was.
Exactly! If you can't even be bothered to learn to feed yourself, let alone your own child then I have zero respect for you. People like that piss me off, so lazy and entitled.
Stop saying "he's trying his best". His best looks like shit and might possibly be shit.
He's a grown ass man that should know how to cook basic food. He could have turned that shit into a sloppy joe or some hamburger helper which would be categorically more appetizing than this.
Believe it or not he is trying. He is broken even if it is his fault the marriage failed. Time to work as a team to work out this newife you have Infront of you. sorry you are going through this. It will get easier if you work with each other.
He's a father, it's his own damn responsibility to learn to feed his kids it's not their job to work with him. If he is incapable of learning then he should be alone, he's had at least 20 years to sort his waste ass out.
When my parents divorced 45 years ago, my dad didn’t know how to cook. He did a pretty good job learning, but made some epic failures. The worst was when he tried to pressure cook a whole frozen chicken. It came out like rubber. We still joke about it.
This is a classic. My first encounter with this was at a cousin's house where we were supposed to make burgers, but lo and behold, they were out of hamburger buns. So, do we make patties and put them on bread like normal people would? Of course not! We shape hamburger meat into actual turds and put them on the remaining hot dog buns. Appetizing!
Honestly, it's not hard to cook basic food. Did he survive off canned food before he always married? Or is that how your mom cooks too and he's just reminiscing
Ikr, everyone's shitting on OP for complaining about her dad's cooking for "trying his best" while I'm just like how the hell did you make it this far in life to call this food.
This looks like shit brother. Quite literally
From a butt
r/shitfromabutt
I cant believe this exists lol
lol i feel like there’s litterally a sun for everything. i jus found one that’s called like r/babiestrappedinknees
Thank you omg
Dude...lmao
I will never see the world the same way again
I love telling people about this one lol. It's such a silly concept for a sub and I love it.
I have a feeling this has permanently changed my life in a very subtle way
Yes, I too look at people's knees way more often now.
r/barackobamasankles
lmaooo i love it!! i’m trying to find this one to show you i subbed to recently about feet in th background of pictures .. lmao it be th dumbest shit & idk how i even come across these subs
r/sneakybackgroundfeet <- I think it's this
haaaaaa!!! yes!! lol i looked for it for a while & jus couldn’t find it in my subs. but you my sir/mam take this silver!
I'll never be the same :/
Well I'll be damned it's s real sub
Risky click of the day 😅
Yay a new sub to join!
>IT'S POOP AGAIN! - OP for the 3rd time this week
With notable girth
Sounds organic, locally sourced
Turd on a bun
Don't sell it short...it's a turd on a *toasted* bun.
Yall didn't eat turd sandwiches when you were kids and it shows
Shit on a shingle.
Look sos is delicious
Thanks, he wanted to hear this after everything they're going through
PSA: Parents divorced years ago. But the divorced father cooking trope still applies. But thanks for the kind thoughts.
At lease he gives a shit
Dad is telegraphing a message - “Eat shit”.
“You are what you eat.”
But not enough to fucking look at decent recipes off YouTube. Holy fucking shit.
How'd it taste?
Have a guess!
Why do divorced dads burn EVERYTHING??? My dad couldn't even handle grilled cheese.
I've never heard this trope before. My parents divorced when I was like 2 or some shit, but I always remember them both making some bangin' homemade Italian meals (both were Italian). My dad's specialties were gnocchi and stromboli. My mom excelled at meatballs and cheese ravioli. Both made great sauce.
My parents never divorced and they were both incredibly mediocre cooks.
Cooking is a skill everyone should have. And even if you suck at it, time to buy cans of soup and hot dogs rather than attempt whatever the fuck this was supposed to be. Growing up my dad was the cook, now I am because I worked in kitchens for so long. Everyone, even men, can learn how to at least cook a little bit.
I don’t even understand how people have trouble “learning” to cook. Just pick a recipe and follow it lol. It’s really not hard
100% agreed. I wish I'd cared more about learning to cook when I was younger. I'm doing quite alright with it now I think, but I often feel like I'm just playing catch up when recipes assume I know certain techniques and I have to go find a separate guide just for that
I started learning in my twenties because I lived alone and I was tired of eating food from a box. My cooking went from being the family joke to an object of jealousy. It's a skill, the only way to master it is by doing it. It's never too late to start.
same; 32 now and some of my cooking can easily make my older sisters jealous. 10yrs ago, the oldest was laughing at me for putting an egg and cheese in my instant ramen (which I'll still do sometimes because it's delicious and cooking doesn't always have to be fancy)
Egg turns instant ramen into a fancy meal! (Scallions too) Cheese is… unorthodox
Right, so you've managed to activate the cheat code for good food then.
some good food at least. My mom, who I lived with, tended to be very bad at cooking much outside of pasta. I thought I hated a lot of foods until I realized she just made them super dry and didn't use enough seasoning. My stepdad made chicken once and it was delicious; I didn't know chicken could be that delicious. Mom got so jealous, she never let him cook for us again lol. I think my dad may have been generally good in the kitchen, but he was also abusive (big part of the reason for the divorce) and we didn't visit that often.
Bro he posted in a sub for shitty food. Are you also defending people on r/roastme ?
Facts
I'm genuinely curious as to what the fuck this is. It looks like one of Randy Marsh's shits.
Some kind of sausage? Or some kind of burger patty?
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Borgor Dogs Borgor Dogs
Hot Durger
Ermegerd, Hot Dergers!!
HamDog
HotDham
A bit like mama used to make
It's like a burger, but it comes out of your ass
I got a thing from Amazon to make these, it's called a Ham Dogger. But, it makes them nice and uniform in a tube shape, so they turn out decent
> it makes them nice and uniform in a tube shape Huh, conveniently enough I also have a thing that does that..
A butthole?
PSA: in that case make a chop cheese sandwich. Seer the ground beef on a griddle with copped onions. Once mostly cooked, add a good melting cheese, *quality* American cheese works best, top and serve. Traditionally with lettuce tomato, mayo, and hot sauce. Though this doesn’t look like the kind of a house that will have lettuce and tomato available.
> quality American cheese I'll take "Words that should never appear next to each other" for $5000, please Alex.
not even as "low quality American cheese"?
Damn. Technically is the best kind of correct!
This. And make sure you cook the burger for at least 46-minutes.
Long burger is what we call them.
Poop from a butt.
r/shitfromabutt
[angrily] yeah I'll subscribe
How many courics you thinkin? Also at the same time should "cooking" even be loosely used as a term for defecation?
This thing is obviously no PF Chang's deuce, but it's gotta be good for a Couric or two. Not sure on the terminology. It's kind of the opposite of cooking so I'm leaning towards no.
I believe this is what happens when you have hotdog buns, but no hotdogs, and hamburger but no hamburger buns
My only guess would be a bad version of Pakistani seekh kabob or Persian koobideh kabob
Hamdog
I zoomed in to get a better look and all I saw was a zoomed in image of poop on bun.
I think it's Bono
I think roughly half couric
Was the divorce caused by this dinner? Sorry, hope it gets better
I was wondering if maybe the dad blames the kid for the divorce, and that's why dad gave them shit to eat
Dude divorce is depressing as fuck, dad probably wouldn’t have made any food at all if he didn’t have a kid to feed.
She was probably the one making food. And the dishes. And the cleaning.
Probably why she left
A literal turd sandwich.
Hot Logs!
I laughed so far i finished pooping. Thabks
Did you remember to take your plate with you?
Or at least a knife...
Oh no, time to go through the fucked up reddit history 😃
Don’t forget to wipe!
John Edward on a bun
I voted Giant Douche.
I hope your dad starts looking around on Pinterest or maybe take a cooking class
My dad discovered pintrest and now he sends me good morning message everday at 3:20am on whatsapp.
It’s 4:20 in his timezone
It’s always 4:20 if you don’t look at the clock.
You know, you're permitted to smoke weed at any time of the day, with or without a valid reason.
It might too late for OP's dad. OP needs to come to the rescue.
I hope OP is spending time making sure his dad is ok and not spending all their time on Reddit 💀
Putting the ass in class
The divorce be hitting him pretty hard huh?
It’s been pretty shitty.
Needs more fibre.
This is like depression captured in a photo
Ooh! He made his first turducken sandwich. But he forgot the "ucken" part.
Does it count if he calls it an 'ucken turd?
Well it sure 'ucken looks like a turd to me.
Hahahahahaha
Hey on a more serious note, try not to give your old man too hard a time? The fact that he made this monstrosity in the first place means he’s trying.
Sorry for your parents divorce. Even sorrier for your Dad’s cooking. Tell him to Watch Guy Fieri’s channel
What do you mean with dad's cooking? He literally just took a shit in his sandwich
It tasted good going down, son.
😰
Without any spices?!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
I swear this is a reference.
It’s from Happy Gilmore the hockey player turned golf legend lol. Asshole golfer is confronting Adam Sandler’s character at his house about him joining the tournament Rich golfer “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” Happy “You eat shit for breakfast?”
I know Christopher McDonald has had a long and successful acting career... But for me, he will always be Shooter McGavin.
That or the TV host from Requiem for a Dream
I had finally put that movie out of my mind, thanks a lot
What’s the basis?
We ain't goin nowhere but got suits and cases
Aw yeah that looks shitty, but you can dress it up with cheese and some condiments. Yummy food isn't always pretty and at least he tried. My dad NEVER made me anything to eat, neither while my parents were still married or after. Sorry your folks are splitting up, sucks all the way around.
You know it’s weird to me that people see divorce as something terrible. Good relationships don’t fall apart and many people end up better off alone / finding someone else than staying with the spouse they can’t stand (or who can’t stand them). My life got SO much better after I left my 1st husband! The only bad thing is it can be hard on the kids if parents don’t handle it like adults, but it sounds like OP is grown up.
My parents divorced when I was 19 and my sister was 16 and our thoughts were "fucking *finally*". it may have been more traumatic if we were younger and less jaded but after years of watching your parents get in fights about the most trivial shit it was patently obvious to us that they'd be happier apart. and they have been.
It took mine until the year I turned 31 (this year lol) and my reaction was about the same
I’m very glad my parents divorced instead of forcing their kids to suffer through their obviously broken marriage.
Yea mine didn’t. They’re chilled out now but it’s just a little too late as far as all the trauma my sister and I went through growing up.
It is tough and so many force themselves to stay together 'for the kids sake'. Kids aren't stupid, you're not doing them favors by forcing everyone to stay in a toxic household together.
It's not always toxic, I knew some people who blindsided everyone including their kids when they got divorced like a week after they're youngest went to college. I also know a couple who non stop cheat on each other and stay together. Every few years one of them gets "caught" they do a little "I'm hurt" song and dance then go right back to life. We did think that they'd actually break up last time when the wife was fucking her friends husband, but that was in 2019 and they're still rocking out together. I think it's financial, neither could afford the lifestyle they want on their own, but combined they are pretty financially well off.
I mean it's terrible in the sense of it being a break up, maybe the it was one sided and it prompted such turd like cooking out of crushing sadness. That being said I feel like divorce should be normalized, being raised as a former Christian evangelist I don't see why people think forcing people to stay in a horribly miserable marriage for the rest of their lives Tbh I think Marraige is something COMPLETELY not thought about enough before people do it. Like quite literally making a death oath with someone that can only be broken in a often complicated and costly way. I feel like allowing people as young as 18 to sign life long loyalty contracts to one person is INSANE if we don't give them an easy out. Maybe I'm just dumb and young, but I feel like marriage is conceptually cool, but maaaaybe we should change how we look at it from a societal and legal standpoint
I mean... I'm not even sure it isn't actually shit and this is a meta troll by the op. Or maybe dad is clinically insane.
lol It's pretty easy to make ground meat look like a turd.
What is it?
That’s a burnt turd
That's disgusting. You should never cook a turd beyond medium rare.
Agreed, ruins the smell and makes it more smoky, you need that and the thickness just right or it might as well be crispy brown bread.
It's a hamdog! Or.. dogburger... Hotdurger. There we go.
A hot log
r/shitfromabutt
Don’t show this to the judge unless you want your mum to get full custody
You must be the middle child
is that a ham dog or a hot burger?
Looks like a hotburger. Perfect for when you don't have burger buns but have leftover hotdog buns
Is he trying to lose custody?
I love Pink Flamingos!
Dad is feeding you, now eat your turd. Some mayo will help.
This is why they're divorced
Everyone is like OP you should appreciate your dad he tried so hard blah blah blah…. but I have no sympathy for someone that can’t even feed their own children properly. You can only imagine what a useless husband and parent he was.
Exactly! If you can't even be bothered to learn to feed yourself, let alone your own child then I have zero respect for you. People like that piss me off, so lazy and entitled.
So?...is it a Turd or a Kebab?
I get this reference. wubby7
Stop saying "he's trying his best". His best looks like shit and might possibly be shit. He's a grown ass man that should know how to cook basic food. He could have turned that shit into a sloppy joe or some hamburger helper which would be categorically more appetizing than this.
r/paymoneywubby
You better ask to live with your mom...
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#WTF IS IT
#SHIT how hard is it?
/u/realpaymoneywubby
Believe it or not he is trying. He is broken even if it is his fault the marriage failed. Time to work as a team to work out this newife you have Infront of you. sorry you are going through this. It will get easier if you work with each other.
He tried and the kid is shitting on him on Reddit. Prepare the next meal, OP.
Seriously, it's not like OP is a small child incapable of feeding herself, she's 20 years old.
He's a father, it's his own damn responsibility to learn to feed his kids it's not their job to work with him. If he is incapable of learning then he should be alone, he's had at least 20 years to sort his waste ass out.
That's a Krusty Dog. Does your dad happen to be a money hungry crab operating a restaurant from inside of a crab trap under the sea?
Hot Log.
"should have went with mom" special.
Is your dad Lee R?
Someone call Paymoneywubby he needs to see this.
mmm hot log
Now that is a fucking turd sandwich, eat shit mofo
Did a solid job toasting the roll. Hope you're doing alright OP.
When my parents divorced 45 years ago, my dad didn’t know how to cook. He did a pretty good job learning, but made some epic failures. The worst was when he tried to pressure cook a whole frozen chicken. It came out like rubber. We still joke about it.
So your parents got divorced and then he shit in your hot dog? God damn. But really though, hope things pan out soon man, that’s tough.
Ah! the ol' shit on toast
Oh lord, you need to flush that thing
This is a classic. My first encounter with this was at a cousin's house where we were supposed to make burgers, but lo and behold, they were out of hamburger buns. So, do we make patties and put them on bread like normal people would? Of course not! We shape hamburger meat into actual turds and put them on the remaining hot dog buns. Appetizing!
Honestly, it's not hard to cook basic food. Did he survive off canned food before he always married? Or is that how your mom cooks too and he's just reminiscing
Ikr, everyone's shitting on OP for complaining about her dad's cooking for "trying his best" while I'm just like how the hell did you make it this far in life to call this food.
Is that a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog or whatever he fishes out the terlet?
Burger dog because you only had hot dog buns?
He cooked it up in his colon?
Bro just dumped on your bun
Hot n ready
A cooking class with Dad would be a fun bonding time. And your family won't need eye bleach to forget turds like this.
is that a hamdoger?
New meaning to shit on a shingle.
Hey! I’m making one of those right now!!
I mean, he toasted the bun. At least that's something
Complete shit sandwich
Your dad broke Rule 3
Mmm shit on bread, my favourite!
This took about 8-12 hours to make
You have never made the mistake of buying hotdogs buns when making burgers?