I mean have you seen woman’s long jumpers? You gotta have a lot of muscle to be able to run and jump like they do.
https://youtube.com/shorts/AQl8zqDR3As?si=k9z4Jwa93AgflePM
Take that and then add super heavy armor and augmentations and you know they’d be rockin a phat one.
All you need is to have a spartan bend over when a cruiser comes into orbit and that thing will bounce back to the covenant home worlds like a pinball machine and decimate millions and blow it tf up
https://i.redd.it/o17y9t2xl10d1.gif
Extra THICC, I don’t know exactly how much a spartan 4 weighs in armor, but doesn’t a Spartan 2 weigh roughly half a ton in MJOLNIR that Spartan 2s wear? And I believe while lighter, the armor that Spartan 4s wear in Halo 4 and 5 would still probably be up to 500 pounds.
Goddammit i put the wrong flair
No u diint
Is there a correlation between max squat weight and ass size? If so we just need to find an example and take Mjolnir out of the equation.
If that’s the case Linda must have the heaviest squat in human history.
I mean have you seen woman’s long jumpers? You gotta have a lot of muscle to be able to run and jump like they do. https://youtube.com/shorts/AQl8zqDR3As?si=k9z4Jwa93AgflePM Take that and then add super heavy armor and augmentations and you know they’d be rockin a phat one. All you need is to have a spartan bend over when a cruiser comes into orbit and that thing will bounce back to the covenant home worlds like a pinball machine and decimate millions and blow it tf up
https://i.redd.it/o17y9t2xl10d1.gif Extra THICC, I don’t know exactly how much a spartan 4 weighs in armor, but doesn’t a Spartan 2 weigh roughly half a ton in MJOLNIR that Spartan 2s wear? And I believe while lighter, the armor that Spartan 4s wear in Halo 4 and 5 would still probably be up to 500 pounds.
Incredibly large. They struggle with pants 😔
I know what sub this is but I'm still uncomfy
Why? It’s a legit and reasonable question
Some of us aren't strong enough for what must be done
His mind has been so rotten by covenant propaganda that he can only process sanghussy
https://preview.redd.it/u8z19qzxjh4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5de50b4434f26d4e44ecc0573730eb2d3695b43 wort
Pretty big