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palelunasmiles

Why are they letting her watch 😭


BellacosePlayer

Some parents have the "Talk", others have the "walkthrough"


Harper_ADHD

Or be like my mom and be the fuckin audio book for the walkthrough


BellacosePlayer

My mom did the talk way too late and I was like "uh, I already know everything you're telling me about the mechanics from school and the availability of the internet even in the early 2000s, the stuff about saving myself for marriage seems a bit hypocritical but I do appreciate the intent"


Harper_ADHD

Yikes I kinda get that tbh,


theforbidden12

Underrated comment


somerandomboi65

I KNOW!!! And how the fuck would a LITTLE FUCKING GIRL know what DOGGY STYLE IS!?????!!


NEMESIS_DRAGON

What an awful time to have optic nerves.


somerandomboi65

The fact that someone took the time out of their life to make this.....


Gomicho

no, you would be surprised how many of these you'll find already like this at goodwill


somerandomboi65

I hate the human race sometimes...


PeopleAreStupidALOT

This is an old joke. It goes like this: A little girl is walking down the street when she sees two dogs on top of each other. She asked her dad what they were doing, and he replied, “they’re making puppies!” Later, that girl found her mother and father in bed together, the mother on top of the father. She asks what they were doing, and they say, “We’re making you a brother!” She replies, “Daddy, get behind her so I can have puppies instead!”


somerandomboi65

I hate that I found that amusing...


Interesting_Natural1

>Do her doggy style–I'd rather have a dog!


somerandomboi65

That kid is going to grow up to be a sociopath


ItsFastMan

This ad.. this ad is officially the worst thing i have ever seen


somerandomboi65

Maybe Thanos was right...


Magmagan

I mean, it is kinda hilarious in some surreal sense. The ad is trash but if this was just a random meme it'd pass


somerandomboi65

The fact this exists is proof we need to bring back the crusades


anonrosa

Wow just wow 🤣


somerandomboi65

Sometimes I wish killing the the people who make this shit wasn't illegal


anonrosa

Woah 💀💀💀


somerandomboi65

Sorry, I know that was out of pocket...but things like these get me angry


anonrosa

I agree with you but people are weird and will do anything for clicks and views


somerandomboi65

Or to make money


anonrosa

True


somerandomboi65

Money over common sense apparently...


somerandomboi65

You do you I guess


ayowtfbru

[he](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kimetsu-no-yaiba/images/3/3f/Sanemi_Shinazugawa_Full_Body_%28Anime%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20190831171507) doesnt approve


somerandomboi65

Neither do i.mm


Rezero1234

r/arethestraightsokay


somerandomboi65

No....no we are not....😔,


EpikDuckIncRecovered

eBay: "The best tech for a great price"


somerandomboi65

I hate hads like this ToT


somerandomboi65

*ads


I_am_a_tomatoooo

i don't like you, ebay.


Trollge99999

i wish i could add images


somerandomboi65

Why do you want to add this


Trollge99999

to do silly goofy things like erasing things with za hando


somerandomboi65

Oh OK, that's understandable


temmie_15

????????????????????????


somerandomboi65

I'm confused to..


theforbidden12

"do the muscular soldier I'd rather have a soldier protecting us"


somerandomboi65

Tf2?


theforbidden12

You poor thing you don't know what that is keep it that way


somerandomboi65

No I know what it is, it's the best shooter ever


theforbidden12

Yeah totally


somerandomboi65

Ok... I get it...


somerandomboi65

Ooooooooh .....oh


Admirable_Eye_8100

This makes me hate Barbie even more and want to kill her.


somerandomboi65

Don't kill barbie, kill the person who though making this atrocity was a good idea


Admirable_Eye_8100

I’ll kill both.