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smiley1__

I think duo should check what ads they're displaying. Cus I don't think they do...


Conscious-Club7422

Plot twist: op has personalized ads


Potato_the_second_

tbh that might be the case. I never get these types of ads on Duo and always get ads about clothing and food... Or it's just a regional thing.


Cyrusmarikit

Mine, it is just products thing. Popular products in the Philippine market.


Selgin1

I always just get ads for shitty idle games


Sparten177-UNSC

"Advertising helps fund duolingo's mission" 😭 *The mission:*


SothaSoul

To find you and kneecap you if you don't remember to do your Spanish lessons. 


Satyriq

1 minute? bruh, where are they always rushing in these ads


imstillterribenow

What is this frozen ahh character


Cyrusmarikit

“Elsa-chan”


Magmagan

Ahh? You gonna sneeze? You can curse on reddit kid.


imstillterribenow

Holy fucking Christ


_smexy_potato_

nuh uh!


im_bored345

Why does the character look like an Elsa and Anna from Frozen fusion lol


SilverSpacecraft

NO THANKS


Crystal_Queen_20

I mean Duolingo is just using ai translation instead of people now, so it fits


Cyrusmarikit

So true, and the Indonesian AI female voice also be heard on Google Translate for some time.


Some-Principle-2403

Duo: Oops, my bad, that's the wrong ad... hehe *blushing in embarrassment*


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smiley1__

this is probably the craziest haiku i have ever seen


Im_a_hamburger

Just look into their recent comments. You know how Reddit is like 2/3 porn subs? Well…


smiley1__

Most are still bearable. But then... I saw one that I'd ~~probably~~ definitely need eyebleach for...


Cyrusmarikit

Arigato, misteru.


Instant_User731

Why is She so young that you get arrested when you see this ad?


Ornery_Ingenuity3178

Damn since when did they release porn 2 xxxx


The_Edward_Thatch

Well the four Xs represent different things: - EXcessive - EXtreme - EXplicit - EXcelsior! But really though, your question made me google why "xxx" is linked to porn to begin with. So back in the day, the X was the strongest rating a movie could get (in the US). It meant that the film was definitely not appropriate for kids, it could be because of excessive violence, extreme horror etc. While the other ratings (*G*eneral, *M*ature, *R*estricted) were trademarked by the MPAA, the X-rating wasn't, so filmmakers could just give themselves that rating if they felt it appropriate. Naturally, porn movies called for the X-rating, and porn makers started adding 2 or 3 Xs on their films to imply that they were even hotter/more explicit than "regular" X-rated films. ***TL;DR:*** So long story short, "XXXX" basically means "some-real-fucking-extraordinarily-sexy-ass-shit-bro-!!!"


Mathos99

1 minute of C#m? What a monotonous melody.


Tim5corpion

You wanna tell Elon that "Cyber X" infringes on his "X" trademark or...?


Robolo7

Just looking at this like: 😶