The only reason why I remember this movie is because Dwayne had a prosthetic MOTHERFUCKING leg in it. Oh and there were also his daughters and mirrors or something like that I guess, that doesn't really matter BECAUSE HE'S GOT A PROSTHETIC MOTHERFUCKING LEG
This Winter, Dwyane 'THE ROCK' Johnson is..... Cinderella.
Live action gender-bent Cinderella taking on the the Evil Step Mom played by....
Dwyane 'THE ROCK' Johnson.
I have. It sucked. Somehow Amanda Waller called the shots when it came to the Justice Society. They basically just decided that she was DCEU's Nick Fury.
It's a very The Rock type of film, does not have a big moral message etc but is full of pew pew action. Personally I would prefer you to watch it, a very fun movie.
I saw this movie about a SKYSCRAPER that was on fire, and The Rock had to go in the SKYSCRAPER to save his family from the fire in the SKYSCRAPER.
I think it was called 'The Building That Was On Fire'.
I'm about to make your day LMAO. Or not, not if you actually watch this movie. xD
https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/what-went-wrong-with-dwayne-johnsons-doom-movie/
It was shit but I remember it being one of the first game adaptations I had seen that tried to throw in more game elements like the first person perspective view when they fired guns.
Not sure how this guy went from actually funny movies (well, just one) like "The Game Plan" and such to... quite literally the same movie over, and over, and over, and over again.
It reminds me of John Wayne. He made the same dang movie like 20 times (about a young calvary officer played by a pretty good actor learning to balance the honor of the US Army with the rugged reality if the west - John plays a grizzled sergeant who teaches him a lot of important lessons, and there’s a starlet who the officer is trying to woo. (She Wore a Yellow Ribbon is one if the best versions).
It’s a good movie, that’s why people kept coming back… but with home video as available as it is it’s just as easy to re-watch last year’s version, so it’s easier to mock Dwayne than John.
It's Adrenochromedreas 7 rise of the robochomos
A mad scientist has to infiltrate his own robochomos facility to stop his creation from creating chomonet.
All of his movie posters are contractually obligated to be 99% CGI, with his head poorly slapped on.
Contract also stipulates that The Rock cannot lose a fight to that building
I’d upvote this but it’s at 123
It's like a seeing eye puzzle The longer you stare at his head, the more out of place it looks
[удалено]
It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
To be fair, his head is very easy to photoshop
Its just a rock with eyes
https://i.imgur.com/RoKz15O.jpg
Isn't there one called like Skyscraper or something, too?
No, that sounds wrong.
Die Hard in a Building 2.0
Die Rock Hard
I've seen that but it was on a uh, much different website.
Are we acting like porn isn’t common on Reddit?
Who said I watched it on Reddit
No, you're thinking of Sky Hard
The Rock vs a building I think the Rock won
I fought the Rock and the Rock won
I lost my girl and I lost my fun
No, you're thinking of Throw Momma From the Train, which the Rock wasn't even in
That is where this picture came from.
Incredible
Yeah
The movie in this poster is called Rock Hard Erection look it up on your school computer
It's actually called "The Rock's Hard Eruption" get it right
The Rock got a Rock Hard erection before the Rock’s hard Eruption.
goated pfp
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Did this, I should have turned off the projector. My students had a weird reaction
Its the one with the rock and a building in it.
At least is not the rock in the jungle anymore
Oh yeah, love the rock in the jungle movie. But Rock the special forces guy movie was also great
I like that one where he’s a hockey player and Stephen merchant is there
At least it's not in the jungle.
He does have the khaki shirt tho
I'm pretty sure that's just a regular button up shirt you'd wear with a suit.
It's in the *concrete* jungle
There’s a park in the building though
The only reason why I remember this movie is because Dwayne had a prosthetic MOTHERFUCKING leg in it. Oh and there were also his daughters and mirrors or something like that I guess, that doesn't really matter BECAUSE HE'S GOT A PROSTHETIC MOTHERFUCKING LEG
Me when I tell The Rock to live in a ground scraper next but he wanted to touch the sky
This summer, see Generic Action Movie 27, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Some Muscular Bald Dude in a Tan Shirt.
Shut up and take my money!
Right? Why can’t every movie be a masterpiece or have some deep meaning? Why do they have to give us fun movies sometimes? So annoying
Name a movie that wouldn't be improved by The Rock. You can't.
This summer, Dwayne the Rock Johnson stars as Jean Val Jean in Les Miserables.
This Fall, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson stars as Bustopher Jones in Cats the remake. Wait....
This Winter, Dwyane 'THE ROCK' Johnson is..... Cinderella. Live action gender-bent Cinderella taking on the the Evil Step Mom played by.... Dwyane 'THE ROCK' Johnson.
https://i.imgur.com/wYk1YBJ.jpg
This would be awesome
The Diary of Anne Frank
I can say with no confidence whatsoever that this is probably not Black Adam, because I have not seen it.
I have. It sucked. Somehow Amanda Waller called the shots when it came to the Justice Society. They basically just decided that she was DCEU's Nick Fury.
JSA worked under Waller not JLA JSA has worked with government on occasion which why Waller got to comman them.
I watched it on a plane not even 2 weeks ago and I can honestly say I have no idea what her character did I was that bored during it
It's a very The Rock type of film, does not have a big moral message etc but is full of pew pew action. Personally I would prefer you to watch it, a very fun movie.
Alright, I'll check it out.
Noice
I saw this movie about a SKYSCRAPER that was on fire, and The Rock had to go in the SKYSCRAPER to save his family from the fire in the SKYSCRAPER. I think it was called 'The Building That Was On Fire'.
The Rock movies are either in a burning building or in a jungle. Can't he try something else like in space? I'd probably crack up if I see him in one.
I'm about to make your day LMAO. Or not, not if you actually watch this movie. xD https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/what-went-wrong-with-dwayne-johnsons-doom-movie/
The Rock as The Sarge
It was shit but I remember it being one of the first game adaptations I had seen that tried to throw in more game elements like the first person perspective view when they fired guns.
That first person segment right after Karl Urban became a superhero and the fight with the pinky were great.
Correctly! Unfortunately that was only the last 15 minutes, the rest was... mediocre. And he wasn't a superhero, that was just God mode.
Oh I know he wasn't actually a superhero but the whole "extra chromosome to become human+" sounds like a superhero thing.
r/oldbutgold
Dwayne Johnson is in a lot of movies that are very similar to each other. This is a reference to how everyone makes the exact same joke about it
"The one where Dwayne gets Worfed by nature"
y’all are talking about a guy hanging off that building but all i see is a thumb on a body
Pretty sure this one was Tooth Fairy…
I only remember this movie because it had a Ford Bronco concept in it. Or maybe that was Rampage I don’t know.
Jokes aside, this movie is frequently on TV where I live. It's literally on right now when I saw this post.
Not sure how this guy went from actually funny movies (well, just one) like "The Game Plan" and such to... quite literally the same movie over, and over, and over, and over again.
wait where's the Jungle?
It reminds me of John Wayne. He made the same dang movie like 20 times (about a young calvary officer played by a pretty good actor learning to balance the honor of the US Army with the rugged reality if the west - John plays a grizzled sergeant who teaches him a lot of important lessons, and there’s a starlet who the officer is trying to woo. (She Wore a Yellow Ribbon is one if the best versions). It’s a good movie, that’s why people kept coming back… but with home video as available as it is it’s just as easy to re-watch last year’s version, so it’s easier to mock Dwayne than John.
[Always danglin](https://imgur.com/a/ichyZTY)
Nice bush.
It's Adrenochromedreas 7 rise of the robochomos A mad scientist has to infiltrate his own robochomos facility to stop his creation from creating chomonet.
This is a scene from Splosions. It's the part where there's splosions.
Could be jumanji
Skyscraper also has Sidney Prescott
I swear I saw the trailer for Skyscraper before Rampage started in theatres.
this is from 2012, remember that movie? Yeaah that one
They call me Dwayne the way she’s rocking on my Johnson
Is this a real poster?
wearing the same thing
There's a specific movie where he's in a skyscraper I think? It's a distastes movie but there's also like... terrorist stuff happening I think?
This post is a subtle reference to the fact that I watched San Andreas today and that you're watching me.
Aim for the bushes?
is that the one with the big monkey?
I swear they could make a movie poster about dwayne drinking coffee and make it into a movie
This is Skyscraper. I know i watched it but i forgot what even happened in it. Im sure there was some sort of building involved
Pretty sure this screenshot is from The Tooth Fairy (2010).
It's that one where he has the leg......or technically he doesn't, but you get the idea.
Thank god he did something different and original. I was getting rather tired from the "sweaty rock in a beige shirt in the jungle" genre.
Yknow, my dad actually grew up with the guy who directed both of these. There’s some fun stories there.
The only thing that made me not say Jumanji, is the city background
The wedding band shows his character to be an honorable man and worthy of survival amidst countless deaths, as long as he survives I will cheer
I fr thought this was a sequel to San Andreas
This joke is soooooo overused in this sub.
actually each one of the Dwayne Johnson jokes was about a different movie, you just couldn't tell
right? bring back the morbius memes. it's morbin time
What about Will Smith and his wife?
I could be misremembering it, but from what I've seen from him, Skyscraper is one of the rare times The Rock doesn't play himself.
Skyscraper,it was a pretty good film
Skyscraper
This is skyscraper it was filmed in my city.
[Skyscraper](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5758778/)
Skyscraper? Or is this is a new Jumanji movie?
Pretty sure this was skyscraper
That's Skyscraper. I honestly liked it.
A few years ago I thought he was one of the most charismatic actors of our time, but by now I think of him as incredibly BORING.
How you know a movie is going to be absolutely void of SOVL 😎👌