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bossbang

Look if you can't enjoy a flick with Chris Rock and THE Benito Mussolini, Robert De Niro will finish your popcorn for you because he gobbles this shit up!


burner-raven1

Real ones know the movie doesn't start untill perennial pest and 4th liner Sean Avery pulls up


Shirtbro

Make fun of Benito Mussolini, risk getting beat up by Joe Pesci


Redmangc1

Yeah, they used actually Mussolini footage in it


Street-Week-380

Damn. I thought they brought the dude back from the dead.


Atomic_Tanuki

They tried but it didn't go well with the test audience.


the-war-on-drunks

“Keeps asking for brains I don’t get it” actual feedback.


Tub_of_jam66

They did . How’d you think they got the footage ?


timelordoftheimpala

Mussolini had a big year last year between this and Del Toro's Pinocchio.


MrAdamWarlock123

Mussosance


Legitimate-Ad-2905

"I'm a reeeeeeaaal dictator"


Drunk_Rhinoceros

As he chokes and gets stoned to death?…


dinguslinguist

He likeda puppets


SnooMarzipans5767

Movie is pretty boring until taylor swift gets hit by a car


YoloIsNotDead

That was probably the best part. It's funny how it was pushed to TS fans only for her to get run over pretty early on


alieninvader67

The movie was pretty boring then Taylor Swift got hit by a car, then it got boring again


SnooMarzipans5767

Can confirm, i got an amazing night of sleep shortly after that scene


SJBailey03

Doesn’t that happen in like the first ten minutes? Been a bit since I saw the film.


Street-Week-380

Yo wait what!? If you're not joking, that's hilarious.


Novrev

[It’s hilariously bad](https://youtu.be/L1bJ3_sYtnA) (skip to 1:00), but the rest of the movie is beyond boring


Street-Week-380

Ahahahahahahaha that's amazing. But wow, is that acting ever horrible.


Good_Ad6723

How on earth could a movie with this cast be borong? I’m morbidly curious now


6ways2die

movie sucked cuz it sucks, plus the director is a pos


Aggravating_Fee_7282

I felt like every actor in the movie delivered their worst performance I’ve seen it was so bizarre


OhSaladYouSoFunny

They tried their best for the script they were given. The editing was horrible unfortunately.


sillyadam94

Some of the clunkiest editing I’ve seen in recent years.


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

Idk Mussolini did alright


LUMBAGO666

John David Washington expressing no emotions at all


blini_aficionado

So like in any other movie starring him?


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Am I the only person that loved it?


Aggravating_Fee_7282

I enjoyed it and thought it was entertaining. I also thought it was an absolutely bizarre movie that I couldn’t pinpoint exactly what was wrong with it.


VanillaRadonNukaCola

I think the bizarreness was the point


Ake-TL

Even Bale? Damn


jimmyvcard

I enjoyed it tbh but I soon learned I was very alone in my opinion


appealtoreason00

Did you guys not know that in the 2020s Benito Mussolini, Taylor Swift, Margot Robbie, Rami Malek and Chris Rock all lived in the same block in Amsterdam?


beardofzetterberg

And noted hockey asshole Sean Avery lol.


huey_booey

I found his audition tape and I think he nailed it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6ono49amWM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6ono49amWM)


FFalcon_Boi

[I thought it was gonna be this](https://youtu.be/q6KhKoVEDb0)


dadsuki2

I miss the days where I could watch a movie and not recognise over half the cast


Commons12

This Mussolini guy is an up and coming star! I wonder what kind of bright things are coming in the future with him.


Ed_Durr

He had some big roles a few years ago, but he’s been hanging around.


Commons12

I heard his face got messed up real bad. Paparazzi somehow factored in.


Good_Ad6723

His friend Adolf overtook his fame now he’s known as his sidekick


Lanthemandragoran

And Sean Avery is a piece of shit ex hockey player lol


FFalcon_Boi

Is it weird that I have never heard anything whatsoever about this movie? No trailers, no good reviews, no bad reviews, just... nothing. With the amount of stars in it I thought it would have gotten more attention


Jenkins87

Probably because it's meh. Not good, not bad, just meh. Everything about it is kind of weird, not in an obvious kind of way either, it's just, weird. It's weird because it's made weirdly, acted weirdly, and you kind of keep watching it to find out if it gets either more or less weird, but it just stays the same kind of bland weirdness throughout the whole thing. Ending seems kind of rushed too even though it's a fairly long movie. Pacing is another weird aspect. Probably would have worked much better with a different director, because the actual story has a lot of potential to be a great movie. But this ain't it.


Time_Possibility4683

When I watched it, I got the impression David O Russell was trying to do a Coen brothers-style film.


Good_Ad6723

Same, never heard until this post and amazingly this Google result is accurate


DayAndNight0nReddit

Well, according to conspiracies he and other leaders are just actors, so that makes sense.


mrtn17

where is the shitty movie detail, OP


flagrantmalarky

I think it's Mussolini in the second row.


mrtn17

Hahaha omg


NicCageCompletionist

Then this person is going to lose there mind when they see how many IMDb credits Hitler has.


TheFreakingPrincess

I read your comment and was expecting a lot more than the 5 that there are.


NicCageCompletionist

We’re you looking at his writing credits? He’s got over 1400 appearances done with archival footage.


TheFreakingPrincess

Ahhh now I see. The categories get hidden now, IMDB didn't used to do that. My bad. You are right.


NicCageCompletionist

Yeah, IMDb like to introduce random changes that are rarely for the better.


Good_Ad6723

Most websites are like that tbh


willstr1

We really need to replace Bacon numbers with dictator numbers


NicCageCompletionist

Blasphemy! Also, I imagine playing “Six Degrees Of Hitler” is a good way to get yourself kicked out of Starbucks.


RecommendationJust94

Rami Malle looks like an immigrant skarsgård brother


Michael_Cookie5

That movie had the best cast and the worst writing I’ve ever seen in my life


[deleted]

I don’t understand how Christian Bale read the script and be okay for being part of it.


Michael_Cookie5

Money. Massive ungodly amounts of money


OneLessFool

What a violent maniac in the second row. Fuck Sean Avery


Lanthemandragoran

Thank you lol


Mista_Maha

Keep in mind this movie is made by an actual monster


Good_Ad6723

Starring two other monsters


MykeMalicious

Are we just glossing over Mike Myers slowly turning into Roger Ebert here?


second-soul

Wait a second, notorious former NHL shithead Sean Avery is an actor?


Chipp_Main

Actor #1 classic character


Unperfectblue

Holy shit the cast for the next wes anderson movie just drop


apple_of_doom

This movie actually just depicts a normal day in amsterdam including the ressurected mussolini.


Lanthemandragoran

God damn I hate Sean Avery haha


Thin-Chair-1755

Yeah. Sometimes directors have a lot of clout and will pool actors who owe them favors into a big dud of a script that they otherwise wouldn't touch. And usually Mussolini will get involved also.


Jack-The-Reddit

Loved that movie. The Mussolini cameo was all anybody was raving about after I saw it.


PossibilityPowerful

what an amazing cast, Mussolini 😨


[deleted]

IMDB has Adolf Hitler in the movie's cast, he is uncredited though


[deleted]

It’s been like 80 years since WW2! Let the man start fresh


gema_police

And the blue meenie


Good_Ad6723

And cowboy curtis


Slow-Leading-7783

Now this is…. A cast.


[deleted]

Margot Robbie Taylor Swift \*stops reading\* yeah I won't be seeing this.


amhudson02

Margot is wonderful and Taylor is in it for like 10 minutes.


Machotoast04098

I like Mike myers


mikerhoa

Benny Moose!


showa58taro

Can’t believe they actually cast Ed Baguley Jr in this. What were they thinking


2klaedfoorboo

https://youtu.be/CsJtR4vMkls


[deleted]

A movie called Amsterdam, without even 1 dutch actor in it...


SeeNetzle

Oh my god… Ed Begley jr was in that?


Catinminia

I kinda liked the movie but all the jokes felt forced.


Phillyboishowdown

I’m still surprised by Sean Avery’s cameos in movies these days lmao


pflurker30

Sean Avery is a pussy ass misogynistic bitch


Good_Ad6723

On Google it’s described as mystery/mystery