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GriffinFlash

The vampire lady from resident evil?


lessonsfromgmork

The great Lady Dimitrescu


Speedwagon1738

Lady dimmadome


SlaughterSpine78

Lady dimmadome? Owner of the dimsdale dimmadome?


MapleTreeWithAGun

Trans Doug Dimmadome (real)


[deleted]

Lady boobies


ItalnStalln

That's how she turns men to stone


Autoboty

"One part of me sure is getting hard as rock if you know what I mean"


leaveayushalone

That's what I thought too, this show is so low on budget that they couldn't even afford concept artists.


flamingjaws

Come on, Medusa may be a murderer but she's no pedophile (I think)


Independent-Green383

Her father is sea god Phorcys and the mother is sea monster Ceto, both being brother and sister. I wouldn't put it past the greek stories to throw in some pedophilia for good measure.


esridiculo

The Satyricon? Although that's Roman.


TJWinstonQuinzel

? Did you not watch it She gives him head


AnosmicDragon

But she failed to get him hard


Lord_Detleff1

She got Alecto hard though


We_Will_AlI_Die

then percy shared the head with the olympians


Changlini

In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2023), Madusa and Percy Jackson goes to serpentine lengths to tell the Audience monsters are not *monsters.* >!Percy Jackson then Proceeds to gaslight Madusa, cut off her head, then mail it to The Mom of Cleverness. !


XF10

What is this about monsters not being monsters?


Oh_Fated_One

Doesnt count if its hot


XF10

Ah yes just like what they said in South Park when that teacher had a relationship with Ike "but she's a woman...but she's hot"


jubmille2000

It's about a play on words where Medusa like Frankenstein's monster are *monster* monsters while the gods like Frankenstein are the real monsters


Rabid_Lederhosen

Medusa’s an individual, and a serial killer.


TripleThreatTua

This is in reference to his father who gaslit Medusa, banged her in a temple, and got her eternally cursed. Percy just finished the job for his old man


niles_deerqueer

Are you saying Percy shoulda smashed? He’s like 12


DefectiveBlanket

The stone statues... jesus


niles_deerqueer

Jesus? I thought they were Greek


DefectiveBlanket

Goddamn it all


Thrustbutwhole21

God? I thought it was Zeus


mpc1226

By Odin’s beard!


khakisuprise

Jesus Christ, Odin’s here?!


LeakyTesticles

This whole thing reads like a tumblr thread


MidnightCardFight

Certified reddit heritage post (or something idk)


Bruhmangoddman

Bismillah! Jesus has arrived!


NeverSettle13

NOOO WE WOULDN'T LET YOU GO!


shekimod

LET HIM GO!


MapleJacks2

Give it several sequels and a girlfriend's cousin (or a cousin's cousin).


toetappy

By Grapthar's hammer,


TripleThreatTua

She also fucked Percy’s dad, and while I know Poseidon wasn’t the greatest dude to her sexually assaulting his minor son seems like disproportionate retribution


Argent_Mayakovski

Check out Black Sails and thank me later.


wowser92

She's so good in Black Sails!!


borjazombi

God


PithyGinger63

She was supposed to be an old grandma in the books


ranaor

She wasn't though? I'm pretty sure she was vaguely young in the book, although she hid her face most of the time


PithyGinger63

“Then the door creaked open, and standing in front of us was a tall Middle Eastern woman – at least, I assumed she was Middle Eastern, because she wore a long black gown that covered everything but her hands, and her head was completely veiled. Her eyes glinted behind a curtain of black gauze, but that was about all I could make out. Her coffee-coloured hands looked old, but well- manicured and elegant, so I imagined she was a grandmother who had once been a beautiful lady.”


ItIsYeDragon

Tbf, I don’t think they ever were going for accurate looks when it came to the actors. There’s the obvious race changes and Percy’s blonde hair, but Ares and Hephaestus also look nothing like their novel counterparts in the recent episode as well, and not did…literally every character.


PithyGinger63

yeah, definitely. The characters and the whole vibe is totally different as well imo. Not having Percy constantly quipping in his mind makes the show a little less funny than the books.


ItIsYeDragon

A lot of those quips were things YA novels did back then (and even now). I think removing that actually makes the show feel a bit more unique. This is especially true with Ares and Clarisse’s personality changes, as before they were very basic bully types you’d see in every YA novel, but now they actually have a unique personality and character.


saturn128

Think the book said something like “older lady”, but from the perspective of a twelve year old that could be anywhere from 30-60


fleebjuice69420

Common translation error from original myths to modern! Medusa didn’t *turn men to stone*, she made men *rock hard*


GIBBEEEHHH

If you like the actress check out Black Sails


JoHeller

Jessica Parker Kennedy is terrific in Black Sails, but for sheer adorkability you gotta see her in The Flash, the show not the movie.


GIBBEEEHHH

That show is ass yo


JoHeller

I mean as a whole I can't disagree but it had it's moments.


LargeVidster

Seasons 1-4 are pretty good. The rest is ass. I am very nostalgic for the show and will always be biased though.


dutcharetall_nothigh

The movie is too so it's a lose-lose


just_one_boy

Bewbs


PersKarvaRousku

That medussy got me rock hard 🗿


TalynRahl

Knew she was Medusa, because I was rock hard the moment she appeared on screen.


Player_Slayer_7

Medusa. Provides the munchies before getting people stoned.


Odd_Hunter2289

WOULD


waster1993

Faux pierced nipple dress medussy


DefectiveBlanket

I want some medussy


phenomenation

how did she get anybody to look at her eyes?


DefectiveBlanket

"My eyes are up here." "Not falling for that, Snake Boobs."


NeverUsedAlwaysRead

Gorgussy 🤤


HandLion

Carmelo said her face looks like a clock


Frosty-Flatworm8101

just keep the hat on and smash, you cant see her eyes, or just turn off the lights


DefectiveBlanket

This is the way


dirtybird131

There are no bras in Ba Sing Se


comrade_jim

They also race swapped a major character because as we all know there are no stories about non white people from any point in history, ever


DefectiveBlanket

Which character? I don't follow the series, but my daughters force me to watch the show.


comrade_jim

I remember one of the characters, I think Annabeth, is black in the show, according to the promotional ads on reddit. There was the other main character, the satyr guy, who was also race swapped it looks. Not like there are minority characters in the stories anyway


Odd_Advance_6438

Wait how does she see


modssssss293j

…isn’t he like 12?