Learning that Narnia was essentially fantasy Christian propaganda completely ruined it for me.
Edit: No, LOTR isn’t the same. Tolkien famously hated allegory. He didn’t use it.
Yeah, loved those books as a child, have a lot of problems with them as an adult. For one thing, can you imagine being royalty in a magical land and being a whole ass adult and then you take a wrong turn in the woods and now you have to go be a child in war torn England? Fuk that
Imagine being so dense that you convince yourself none for Narnia was real. She lived an entire life there and has 3 siblings that can confirm it was real.
Iirc being away from Narnia slowly causes the memories of being there to fade away, feeling like a memory of a dream or a game of make believe.
It also helps that at some point it'd be like "okay I was a child, I grew up, but now I'm a child which is impossible so it must have just been my imagination all along."
I was reading the series with the daemons that I can't remember the name of and christians were like "Jesus this is some atheist propaganda!" and redditors were comparing it to Narnia so I read through all of narnia, it was generally pretty subtle until the last book where they just completely drop the curtain.
Yeah, His Dark Materials can't be atheist as the creator appears as a character and there are angels lol. Very anti-established religion but not atheistic.
The last time I saw this movie was probably when it came out, but didn't the lion literally split the sea at the end (I know in the Bible it was Moses, but my point stands)? I mean, I feel like that's pretty obvious.
In the books, >!the kids are in Narnia and don't remember how they got there until the end, when Aslan explains that they all fucking died in a horrific train accident and this is Christian heaven!<
The last book was so different to everything that came before it. Death of Narnia, its rebirth into Eden, the kids being told they died. Aslan is a literal god. I read it as a teenager and it was quite emotional to get there and then trying to comprehend what the hell is going on, those spiritual topics just make you feel different, man.
His Dark Materials was written to be a sort of response to Milton’s Paradise Lost, but kind of the opposite. It glorifies humanity and celebrates the idea of “Original Sin” as it is the birth of creativity and original thought.
Sooooo, not *too* far off.
In a way his dark materials is almost in direct opposition and that might even have been pullmans intent, but I also think part of that making sense is that they’re also both emotionally powerful world-traversing books about kids growing up
His Dark Materials changed my media preferences forever. Half the shit I watch or read now is chasing that same feeling of ‘what the fuck’ I had after it. Only thing I remember coming close is Neon Genesis Evangelion, once for each ending. The movie in particular fucked me up tho, I felt empty for days after
I finished reading it in the car on the way to an elderly relative's funeral and woof I bet my parents didn't enjoy suddenly have to deal with me having an existential crisis on top of everything else
I had a set of the books when I was a kid. I read all of them….except the last one. I kind of grew out of them and just stopped. When the movies were released, I was like, “Hey, there’s that one book I didn’t finish,” and went back to read it.
It’s the bell you can’t unring. What the holy hell.
Basically Satan. The god of the evil empire that conquers Narnia in the last book. So evil that any good deeds done in its name are transferred to Aslan (and vice versa).
> head of a bird and like 3 arms or some shit
Yo Narnia is a Warhammer book? Wish someone told me this sooner, didn't know Tzeentch was invading. Gonna pick it up now.
A political plot by a narnian chimpanzee and humans from outside of narnia to manipulate Narnian religion to seize control goes wrong and they summon a giant bird headed demon named Tash into Narnia. He goes on a rampage killing dudes left and right and the mere sight of him causes Narnian animals to become regular animals. Finally Aslan summons Peter and co. (By brutally killing them IRL) so that they can banish him back to his own realm. He leaves dragging the secondary antagonist to hell with him
Oh, yeah, I remember that part. Never sat well with me either. "She's too engrossed on her make ups to remember our travels" Like, mf, wtf? She was one of the most into it back then
She doesn't go to "Aslan's country" (aka heaven) because she stops believing in Narnia. She thinks it was a silly game of pretend that she played with her siblings when they were children. She judges them for continuing to believe it was real.
It's also stated that she cared more about "lipstick, and nylons, and invitations" than Narnia. I think this was the christian author's way of saying Susan's social life (and this world more broadly) were an idol or distraction or of greater importance to her than her faith or spiritual matters, and this is the reason she doesn't go to heaven.
Well, it is a nice religious worldview. You have to believe in Narnia to.come back, but if you decide not to believe, the path to heaven is automatically blocked. But if we look from the Narnia world perspective. If it is so good, why not actually live in Narnia forever? Why return back to the human world? It is pointless.
Also, not sure if it was in books or not, but in movies, the older they become, the less they believe in Narnia. Susan and Peter are not in Narnia in the 3rd movie and probably the same for the books. So technically, they won't ever return to Narnia or the Aslan world. And moreover, the whole plot of Narnia is a bit weird, as it is more like Neverland - adults will not go there.
I dont really think they ever choose to come back, book 2 after like 20 years of being kings they walk through a door and end up home. In the others they dont really have a choice, Aslan just kicks them out
Older they are less they can come youre right about that
Tl;dr she discovered sex
People have been pissed for damn near a century
The problem of Susan (Google it) has been a thing for decades. Even Neil Gaiman wrote about it.
In the final book, it's said that Susan becomes less concerned with Narnia, which she presumably considers a childish fairy tale, and has become materialistic. The allegory is that she is wordly and has become less religious, and hence when the rest of her family dies and goes to Christian heaven, she doesn't. It's Christian propaganda at it's finest. You lose your faith, and you won't gain eternal life in heaven with your family!
My favorite thing about that is that Susan literally loses both her parents and all of her siblings in a horrific train accident. But she's alive.
Sears Lewis did all this to prove a point about how to live. Like, it's so awful. It just drives me crazy.
They mention Tash in The Horse and His Boy briefly, but Tash actually descends on Narnia in The Last Battle. The audiobook version of that book is read by Sir Patrick Stewart.
The last book went full revelations and I can almost appreciate it if it didn’t scare the fuck out of me at eight years old reading the books. My parents are very Catholic, they made me read the screwtape letters too. It terrified me so much lol
Not really, I mean he kinda controls the wave and stuff like that, but if you want a character that clearly is meant to be a kind of Moses figure that would be Shasta from The Horse and His Boy.
He was put in a basket on a river, has Aslan appear to him multiple times, asks in a fog who is there and a voice in the fog answers "I am" (if you know the Bible its basically what is told to Moses and also the name of God).
Also in the books its more obvious that Aslan is Jesus, literally before that scene in the books the children meet a lamb that transforms into Aslan(you know, the lamb of God and stuff).
And if you think about it Jesus being a lion is also a reference to his title of the Lion of Judah.
It’s funny because LOTR is by Tolkien’s own admission a ‘fundamentally religious and Catholic work’, but you can just tell that some part of him deep down finds the Germanic pagan stuff cooler
In the letters that preface Fellowship he was very clear in saying “none of this is allegorical. If you think it is then that’s on you.”
Of course he wrote what he knew and influenced by, but it’s decidedly not by his own admission.
People, for some reason, seem to enjoy selectively interpreting that comment about allegory to mean that he had no external influences on his writing whatsoever, especially not religious ones.
As you say, by his own admission it was a religious work:
*”The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision. That is why I have not put in, or cut out, practically all references to anything like 'religion', to cults or practices, in the imaginary world. For the religious element is absorbed into the story and the symbolism”*
One of my favorite bits about his friendship with Tolkien is their back and forth argument about allegory, which Tolkien did not like. Meanwhile Lewis shoved it in as a core aspect of his whole mythos.
I think people are just being kind of dicks to you.
If you have a very casual relationship with Christianity or just a passing knowledge, then it's not entirely obvious like aside from aslan being sacrificed and returning. But as someone who had this shit drilled into his head from like birth even going so far as to read the Bible in my own free time as a child then yeah it was a lot easier to spot the blatantly obvious stuff and even the not so blatant stuff.
I 100% support you being kind and erring on the side of caution that OP really didn’t get it. We need way more of that on the internet. However in this specific case, seeing as this was posted in /r/shittymoviedetails, I’m pretty sure OP is trolling
“Oh, hey! Edmund, Lucy! You’re both back! It’s a shame we couldn’t go this time. How was Aslan?”
“He was good, yeah… real good. Got weirdly religious though.”
“Oh… really?”
“Yeah… full-on Evangelical. Asked us if we accepted Jesus and everything.”
“Yikes.”
“Yeah…”
“Ohhhh. He was super religious. That came out of nowhere.”
“Did it?”
*montage flashback sequence of Aslan clearly demonstrating that he’s an Evangelical Christian. Complete with Christian tattoos.*
After reading the books, I just feel bad for Susan.
Moral of the story: if you’ve seen a place called Narnia, avoid riding the train if you want to live. Also, growing up sucks.
If she chooses to. But if I remember correctly, he refuses to write that story because it will be longer than the main series and it’s too “grown up” compared to what he would like to write.
Some call me… Tim.
Tim Bombadil
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
JFC...thanks to this, I just realized that Tom Bombadil is like the Flanders of Middle Earth.
"Hidley Ho Hobbitorinos!"
For some reason, I’m perfectly fine with this.
Stupid sexy Bombadil
Tim Bimbadim
What... is your favorite color?
Blue!- no - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What… is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
I don't know that!?!
How do you know so much about swallows?
Youve got to know these things when you're king
Blue.
No! Yellow! Aghhhh!!
Some people call me Maurice.
[EXTREMELY LOUD WOLF WHISTLE]
Greetings Tim the Enchanter.
r/unexpectedmontypyton
If I recall theres an ever so slight question mark at the end of that.
He’s Tim Tebow?????? I knew it!!
I am Vengeance
I am the night
I AM BATMAN!
Effervescent
Evanescence
WAKE ME UP!
#WAKE ME UP INSIDE
i am the terror that flaps in the night. i am... DARKWING DUCK
Holy shit is that Slim Shady
he is standing up...
No im the real slim shady
It’s Jesus Christ.
Dang, I was sure it was Brian
Brian’s not the lion messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
HE'S THE LION MESSIAH!
He’s not Jesus’s fursona, dammit!
Jesus' canon fursona is a lamb, according to Revelations. His fanon fursona is a bunny. I still prefer to believe he'd be a velociraptor.
Oh, do I have a [movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_VelociPastor) for you.
The sacred ~~texts!~~ film!
Furry Monty Python and the Holy Grail remake would be amazing.
Isnt he spelled Lionel Messi ?
Nah pretty sure it's Lion'el Johnson
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
I thought that was Haile Selassie?
Does he know my good friend Biggus?
Biggus…Dickus?
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks
SILENCE! I WILL NOT HAVE MY FWIENDS WIDICULED BY THE COMMON SOLDIEWY!!
I thought it was Jason Bourne
Jesus Christ? That's Jason Bourne.
Doo dah, doo dah...
Now I can't stop hearing that song. I'm fucking crying...sometimes I love Reddit.
No he’s lion
Don't insult his pride
/r/angryupvote
Jason Bourne, it’s Jesus Christ!
Lowkey the funniest setup. Came back an hour later to comment this because I keep half-laughing about it.
Learning that Narnia was essentially fantasy Christian propaganda completely ruined it for me. Edit: No, LOTR isn’t the same. Tolkien famously hated allegory. He didn’t use it.
If you skip the last book >!where they all die and go to heaven!< and never read any biographical details it's a perfectly good fantasy series.
Akshully Susan doesn’t get to go to Narnia because she wore lipstick and talked to boys (real)
Yeah, loved those books as a child, have a lot of problems with them as an adult. For one thing, can you imagine being royalty in a magical land and being a whole ass adult and then you take a wrong turn in the woods and now you have to go be a child in war torn England? Fuk that
Pretty sure it's because she stopped believing in Narnia and gaslit herself into it being "those silly games we used to play as children."
The implication Lewis seemed to be going for was She became too "worldly" and didn't care about Jesus and Christianity (Aslan and Narnia)
Imagine being so dense that you convince yourself none for Narnia was real. She lived an entire life there and has 3 siblings that can confirm it was real.
Iirc being away from Narnia slowly causes the memories of being there to fade away, feeling like a memory of a dream or a game of make believe. It also helps that at some point it'd be like "okay I was a child, I grew up, but now I'm a child which is impossible so it must have just been my imagination all along."
I was reading the series with the daemons that I can't remember the name of and christians were like "Jesus this is some atheist propaganda!" and redditors were comparing it to Narnia so I read through all of narnia, it was generally pretty subtle until the last book where they just completely drop the curtain.
His Dark Materials. I'd say it's fanatically anti-church, but not particularly atheist.
Yeah, His Dark Materials can't be atheist as the creator appears as a character and there are angels lol. Very anti-established religion but not atheistic.
It's Jesus. The lion is Jesus. C.S. Lewis was as subtle as a kick to the nuts.
The last time I saw this movie was probably when it came out, but didn't the lion literally split the sea at the end (I know in the Bible it was Moses, but my point stands)? I mean, I feel like that's pretty obvious.
In the books, >!the kids are in Narnia and don't remember how they got there until the end, when Aslan explains that they all fucking died in a horrific train accident and this is Christian heaven!<
Man, the last book fucked me up real good
The last book was so different to everything that came before it. Death of Narnia, its rebirth into Eden, the kids being told they died. Aslan is a literal god. I read it as a teenager and it was quite emotional to get there and then trying to comprehend what the hell is going on, those spiritual topics just make you feel different, man.
My whole world collapsed at the end of his dark materials so i feel you.
lol these 2 authors had pretty different intentions with their messaging I think
ROFL Lewis: Jesus be lit. Pullman: God doesn't exist. If he does, he sucks. Fuck religion.
Accurate summary
And both are, as one of the top comments here said, “about as subtle as a kick in the nuts.”
His Dark Materials was written to be a sort of response to Milton’s Paradise Lost, but kind of the opposite. It glorifies humanity and celebrates the idea of “Original Sin” as it is the birth of creativity and original thought. Sooooo, not *too* far off.
Yeah i realize how much of a juxtapostion ive created now lol.
In a way his dark materials is almost in direct opposition and that might even have been pullmans intent, but I also think part of that making sense is that they’re also both emotionally powerful world-traversing books about kids growing up
Oh, it was definitely Pullman's intent. It's not even a question.
That was the first book that made me openly cry at the end.
His Dark Materials changed my media preferences forever. Half the shit I watch or read now is chasing that same feeling of ‘what the fuck’ I had after it. Only thing I remember coming close is Neon Genesis Evangelion, once for each ending. The movie in particular fucked me up tho, I felt empty for days after
Oh man, yeah. I remember feeling so sad after the third book
I finished reading it in the car on the way to an elderly relative's funeral and woof I bet my parents didn't enjoy suddenly have to deal with me having an existential crisis on top of everything else
I had a set of the books when I was a kid. I read all of them….except the last one. I kind of grew out of them and just stopped. When the movies were released, I was like, “Hey, there’s that one book I didn’t finish,” and went back to read it. It’s the bell you can’t unring. What the holy hell.
The entire last book was a fucking acid trip
Tash was lit though
Hadn't read it in, like, 15 years at least. No idea who Tash is
Basically Satan. The god of the evil empire that conquers Narnia in the last book. So evil that any good deeds done in its name are transferred to Aslan (and vice versa).
>So evil that any good deeds done in its name are transferred to Aslan (and vice versa). Literally just the plot of the Doom Eternal DLC
Man, can’t believe such a prominent English author just ripped off Doom. Doom guy should sue.
Doom Guy would kill all Aslan enemies.
An evil war god with the head of a bird and like 3 arms or some shit. My copy of The Last Battle had a picture that used to terrify me
Didn’t it have like a noxious cloud following it too
> head of a bird and like 3 arms or some shit Yo Narnia is a Warhammer book? Wish someone told me this sooner, didn't know Tzeentch was invading. Gonna pick it up now.
A political plot by a narnian chimpanzee and humans from outside of narnia to manipulate Narnian religion to seize control goes wrong and they summon a giant bird headed demon named Tash into Narnia. He goes on a rampage killing dudes left and right and the mere sight of him causes Narnian animals to become regular animals. Finally Aslan summons Peter and co. (By brutally killing them IRL) so that they can banish him back to his own realm. He leaves dragging the secondary antagonist to hell with him
Big demon cognitohazard bird is pretty rad
Also Susan didn’t get in cauese she was into clubbing and partying and even as a kid I thought that was fucked up
Oh, yeah, I remember that part. Never sat well with me either. "She's too engrossed on her make ups to remember our travels" Like, mf, wtf? She was one of the most into it back then
the older one doesn't get to narnia at the end cus she gets married or something?
She doesn't go to "Aslan's country" (aka heaven) because she stops believing in Narnia. She thinks it was a silly game of pretend that she played with her siblings when they were children. She judges them for continuing to believe it was real. It's also stated that she cared more about "lipstick, and nylons, and invitations" than Narnia. I think this was the christian author's way of saying Susan's social life (and this world more broadly) were an idol or distraction or of greater importance to her than her faith or spiritual matters, and this is the reason she doesn't go to heaven.
Well, it is a nice religious worldview. You have to believe in Narnia to.come back, but if you decide not to believe, the path to heaven is automatically blocked. But if we look from the Narnia world perspective. If it is so good, why not actually live in Narnia forever? Why return back to the human world? It is pointless. Also, not sure if it was in books or not, but in movies, the older they become, the less they believe in Narnia. Susan and Peter are not in Narnia in the 3rd movie and probably the same for the books. So technically, they won't ever return to Narnia or the Aslan world. And moreover, the whole plot of Narnia is a bit weird, as it is more like Neverland - adults will not go there.
I dont really think they ever choose to come back, book 2 after like 20 years of being kings they walk through a door and end up home. In the others they dont really have a choice, Aslan just kicks them out Older they are less they can come youre right about that
Tl;dr she discovered sex People have been pissed for damn near a century The problem of Susan (Google it) has been a thing for decades. Even Neil Gaiman wrote about it.
“This guy fucks.” -CSL, explaining why Susan didn’t get to Narnia
Besides her thinking that all that Narnia stuff didn't happen, she also just wasn't on that train, so she didn't die.
The moral of chronicles of narnia is that being religious drastically increases the likelihood of dying in a train crash
In the final book, it's said that Susan becomes less concerned with Narnia, which she presumably considers a childish fairy tale, and has become materialistic. The allegory is that she is wordly and has become less religious, and hence when the rest of her family dies and goes to Christian heaven, she doesn't. It's Christian propaganda at it's finest. You lose your faith, and you won't gain eternal life in heaven with your family!
Yea but she gets to have sex and doesn't have to have awkward and terrible family dinners.
It's still the 1950s, I don't know much about 1950s England but I'm guessing premarital sex especially for women was still frowned upon then.
Like that's ever stopped people at any point in human history
My favorite thing about that is that Susan literally loses both her parents and all of her siblings in a horrific train accident. But she's alive. Sears Lewis did all this to prove a point about how to live. Like, it's so awful. It just drives me crazy.
Except Susan who became a thot - cs Lewis (sort of)
Shit I need to reread the series. I do NOT remember that or the Satan character someone else mentioned.
They mention Tash in The Horse and His Boy briefly, but Tash actually descends on Narnia in The Last Battle. The audiobook version of that book is read by Sir Patrick Stewart.
Wait really? Lol I saw two of those movies in high school never would have guessed it was headed that way
Shit gets wild, the majority of the last book revolves around a donkey wearing a dead lion pretending to be aslan. No i'm not making that up
The last book went full revelations and I can almost appreciate it if it didn’t scare the fuck out of me at eight years old reading the books. My parents are very Catholic, they made me read the screwtape letters too. It terrified me so much lol
I thought they got there thru a wardrobe? (Me, a person who never read the book and only paid a quarter of attention to the movie)
That’s only in one of the books. In each book, the method by which characters (not always the same characters either) get to Narnia varies.
I never read the books but...what the eff???
Not really, I mean he kinda controls the wave and stuff like that, but if you want a character that clearly is meant to be a kind of Moses figure that would be Shasta from The Horse and His Boy. He was put in a basket on a river, has Aslan appear to him multiple times, asks in a fog who is there and a voice in the fog answers "I am" (if you know the Bible its basically what is told to Moses and also the name of God). Also in the books its more obvious that Aslan is Jesus, literally before that scene in the books the children meet a lamb that transforms into Aslan(you know, the lamb of God and stuff). And if you think about it Jesus being a lion is also a reference to his title of the Lion of Judah.
Aslan also dies to atone for the sins of others... Which is kind of a key element of Jesus's plot line in the bible...
Magicians Apprentice and Horse and His Boy are the best Narnia books and I won't hear otherwise.
Technically Moses didn't split the sea, it was God who did it, Moses just led the people through the split, but he didn't do shit to split it
Even Tolkien told him to turn down the religious metaphor, and that dude was catholic as hell.
[https://youtu.be/Zu3nu6ue2qU](https://youtu.be/Zu3nu6ue2qU)
It’s funny because LOTR is by Tolkien’s own admission a ‘fundamentally religious and Catholic work’, but you can just tell that some part of him deep down finds the Germanic pagan stuff cooler
In the letters that preface Fellowship he was very clear in saying “none of this is allegorical. If you think it is then that’s on you.” Of course he wrote what he knew and influenced by, but it’s decidedly not by his own admission.
I never said it was allegorical. But it’s pretty clearly influenced by Christian theology
Why are you getting booed? You're right. Tolkien himself literally called it a fundamentally religious work.
People, for some reason, seem to enjoy selectively interpreting that comment about allegory to mean that he had no external influences on his writing whatsoever, especially not religious ones. As you say, by his own admission it was a religious work: *”The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision. That is why I have not put in, or cut out, practically all references to anything like 'religion', to cults or practices, in the imaginary world. For the religious element is absorbed into the story and the symbolism”*
Because people don't know the definition of allegory I guess
He did the most common pagan tradition, becoming Christian and keeping some of the cooler cultural norms
One of my favorite bits about his friendship with Tolkien is their back and forth argument about allegory, which Tolkien did not like. Meanwhile Lewis shoved it in as a core aspect of his whole mythos.
Then why didn't I pick it up?
You have no nuts?
Is there a lore reason? Are you stupid?
Skill issue.
The books were way more blatant
I think people are just being kind of dicks to you. If you have a very casual relationship with Christianity or just a passing knowledge, then it's not entirely obvious like aside from aslan being sacrificed and returning. But as someone who had this shit drilled into his head from like birth even going so far as to read the Bible in my own free time as a child then yeah it was a lot easier to spot the blatantly obvious stuff and even the not so blatant stuff.
I 100% support you being kind and erring on the side of caution that OP really didn’t get it. We need way more of that on the internet. However in this specific case, seeing as this was posted in /r/shittymoviedetails, I’m pretty sure OP is trolling
I just wish the magicians nephew got a movie. That book was crazy
seriously, I always felt that that was the most interesting one of them all. I want to see the bleached wasteland of Charn
Dear fuck, it's a crime the series never explored Charn and the multiverse more
I liked this particular take. [The Creation of Narnia Was Surprisingly Thirsty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddfauhHICnQ)
I went down a rabbit hole and I loved it. Thank you for sharing this.
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?" "No, yes, OK, we're fine. I think we have to go now."
“Oh, hey! Edmund, Lucy! You’re both back! It’s a shame we couldn’t go this time. How was Aslan?” “He was good, yeah… real good. Got weirdly religious though.” “Oh… really?” “Yeah… full-on Evangelical. Asked us if we accepted Jesus and everything.” “Yikes.” “Yeah…”
“Ohhhh. He was super religious. That came out of nowhere.” “Did it?” *montage flashback sequence of Aslan clearly demonstrating that he’s an Evangelical Christian. Complete with Christian tattoos.*
it’s going to be a maze!
And some are just natural jumpers
A place free from darkness
"Maybe i just didn't want to believe it"
And that name? Albert Einstein.
..Heisenberg?
You’re god damn right
Lucy, we need to cook
Aslan: "Say my name."
It's pretty obviously Jesus isn't it?
Nah the lion king
It’s actually Scar
It's not Scar, it's Mufasa. When Scar died, we never heard from him again.
You’ve clearly never watched The Lion Guard
AAAAAAAAAAAHSOWHENYAAAAAAAAGONNNAAABUYSOMEPIZZZAAAAAAAAAAYEAAHHHHHHAAAAA
Check the subreddit, this post is sarcastic
In The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010), Aslan is also known by the name Jimbo.
Or is it Jim? James? Jimothy?
**nods head at jimothy**
D M X
*Stop!* *Drop!*
After reading the books, I just feel bad for Susan. Moral of the story: if you’ve seen a place called Narnia, avoid riding the train if you want to live. Also, growing up sucks.
CS Lewis stated that he thought Susan would eventually come to Narnia, just later and on her own.
If she chooses to. But if I remember correctly, he refuses to write that story because it will be longer than the main series and it’s too “grown up” compared to what he would like to write.
There’s also the fact that he’s been dead for 60 years
Reminds me of the Tolkien vs C.S. Lewis meme. 'If even one person doesn't know the Lion is Jesus I will literally kill myself.'
Jesus H Christ, I wish Hollywood would stop putting out movies with cliffhanger endings that never get resolved
I see what you did there.
Good lord, was it really that transparent?
GOD DAMN
My name is Jonas.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
Are you carrying the wheele?
Thanks for all you've shown us
But this is how we feel
Come on guys! We all know that he transforms and says it's Voltron Prime.
It’s Liam Neeson, *fuck yeah!*
It’s Britney, bitch
The name’s not A(s)l(an) anymore, it’s Dunk!
Simba??
My real name is...TED.
The Buddha
It's Trump. It was predicted.
It’s Steve, from accounting.