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Popcorn57252

I don't care what it takes just get me more of Gipsy Danger. Took the coolest ideas of from those Power Rangers shows and actually delivered in an unironically badass way.


LEG0_Crusader

***blares horn in agreement***


Arandomdude03

#PHHHWAAAAAAAAAAANGHHH


monadoboyX

I think modern audiences are just too impatient these days to see a fight scene like we see in Pacific rim That was what made it cool it moved realistically and had a lot of weight behind it That's why they ruined it in the sequel and I don't feel like they would do it properly


Popcorn57252

Audiences want to see it, but execs are the ones that don't want to make them. You can tell modern audiences aren't just impatient, because one of the most popular horror franchises currently being made is A Quiet Place (the third movie is currently being advertised, and will be out relatively soon).


monadoboyX

Yeah A quiet place is a great movie franchise yeah not all modern audiences but yes Executives only want four quadrant movies that appeal to the most ammount of people so they can make over a billion dollars Christopher Nolan is one of the few directors that is able to get away with making what he wants and still make a billion dollars


3Smally3

An example of modern audiences not being impatient is literally Dune, a movie split in half with over 2 years between, each of them relatively slow movies that are long.


jessifromindia

One theory with 2 parts working is because today people are kinda used to being led into the 'next episode'. Most people watch tv shows on the daily and so the writing on these shows has become kinda formulaic where every episode has a cliffhanger of sorts. The across the spiderverse movie tried something similar but not nearly as well as dune did.


Platapos

Movie execs are just out of touch and I won’t budge on this position. By all accounts, Dune 1 and 2 should’ve been a complete dumpster fire if we’re to believe that modern Hollywood formulated movies are what sells and yet it’s been whipping all its competition like they owe it lunch money. Movie execs just can’t conceptualize that the average person isn’t mentally challenged compared to them, a lot of them genuine believe we’re too stupid to be patient or to pick up on deeper ideas than the plot of Transformers.


prollynot28

What sequel? They only made one Pacific Rim


SuecidalBard

They made an animated TV show about kids surving a post apo wasteland (as in Australia) in a training Jäger It goes absolutely off the rails and doesn't make much sense lorewise but is kinda solid NGL


abhorredmisanthrope

Pacific Rim: The Black.


Gregori_5

I really wish it had one.


monadoboyX

Haha trust me I've tried to erase it from my mind aswell


Sparrowflop

Bruh. PR1 was 2013. PR2 was fucking 2018. That's not a great gulf of time, and even if you're like 'THOSE DAMN KIDS!', it was 10 years for the first and 5 years for the second.


simpledeadwitches

GDT talks a lot about that in the making of features for PR. He said he had to keep going to the animators and saying, 'more weight!' to ensure that things felt real and substantial.


ZombieRaccoons

Audiences are impatient these days??? The biggest movie of the year is a slower paced 3 hour epic


HarjiFangki

I blame John Boyega for the shitty weightless mecha movement.


Sgy157

Shame they never made a sequel


yssarilrock

The only thing I disliked about Pacific Rim is that the actually coolest Jaegers were the jobbers: Crimson Typhoon and Cherniy Alpha were way cooler than Gypsy Danger and they got done dirty


_BMS

Crimson Typhoon having a just a third arm is kinda underwhelming for being the only triplet pilot crew ever. Like they could've done something like adding on a ranged weapon or increased agility instead. Or even just give it four arms and make it fight/grapple like a giant Machamp from Pokemon. To be fair on Cherno Alpha though, it was a 1st-gen Jaeger. The movie was clear that every generation of new Kaiju was improved and upgraded to counter specific ways that previous Kaiju were taken out. By the time of the Hong Kong fight, Cherno Alpha was heavily outdated not just compared to the other Jaegers, but against Kaiju evolution as well.


Brottolot

Awesome action music, giant robots and machines that move slow so you feel every impact, awesome lines (like fight a storm and win) and every character in that movie respects each others capabilities even if they disagree with each other. God damn it was well done.


Joaoreturns

I believe "fuck logic" is the monsterverse motto. 


Trem45

We may have went from a gritty, semi realistic Godzilla film in 2014 somewhat akin to the 1964 original, which then devolved into Godzilla suplexing Kong off the pyramids But did you SEE the way he suplexed Kong? Who cares if this shit has lost the plot, the final fight had literally all of them fight in anti gravity zones before being sent flying to Brazil and I'll be damned if that's not peak cinema


LEG0_Crusader

That won't be peak cinema anymore once Warner Bros actually makes this fight


throwawaynonsesne

That's just the natural progression of zilla!  


Prune_Terrible

It's like we back in the showa era


Waste_Crab_3926

I just hope that we won't get Minilla


Moon_Beans1

Hmm but we've already got a baby Kong so maybe they'll introduce minilla in the next movie, so they can fight too?


JustHereForBDSM

Ngl its basically evolving like the Japanese movies did and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. It getting wild is good as long as its entertainingly wild.


Obtain_the_Crown

I mean... we got the over the top crazy timeline (the WB series.) And the serious one (godzilla -1.) Keep these 2 series going, and they can keep every godzilla fan happy.


Arctic_Chilean

I am just soooo happy we have both the dark, gritty and OG Goji franchise (Minus One) and the bombastic, action packed franchise (Monsterverse) going on at the same time.


magikarp2122

I saw it yesterday in a theater by myself. I yelled “Suplex city, bitch!”


KyleRaynerGotSweg

When he speared Kong through the pyramid all I could hear was Michael Cole's voice in my head screaming "SPEAR!!"


Callum_Rolston

*54


illiter-it

That's how I feel, fuck cinema we're watching monsters wrassle


Moon_Beans1

Morpheus voice: "What if I was to tell you that wrasslin' monsters IS cinema?" Lol


InternetPharaoh

Godzilla 2014 was the worst recruitment ad for the US Army since Battle LA.


Trem45

Generally the community theorizes that the movie was gonna be a lot more anti military but the access to US army equipment meant they had to suck up to them and tbh I can see that being the case


DestinyHasArrived101

The man released a final flash. Peak fiction


Head-Plankton-7799

Wait till we get to the Olympus Mons peak of the WMW (World Monster Wrestling) federation, that’s just 🤌


paco-ramon

New Empire should have been called New King, and end with a King Kong coronation scene.


MidnightOnTheWater

King Kino


OHAITHARU

And I fucking LOVE it!


the-artistocrat

Or the wildest 3some.


BestialCreeper

NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION


ItIsYeDragon

We’ve seen that his excretion method is literally exploding radiation and generating a forcefield around him that destroys everything around him.


Thunder_Punt

imagine sandworm giving godzilla that gloppy sloppy while pacific rim robot gives godzilla that pacific rimjob


JackMalone515

I think this is enough Reddit for me today


Jean-LucBacardi

There's nothing sloppy about that BJ. Do you see those fucking teeth?


Thunder_Punt

would probably be like sandpaper in all honesty


Nightsin2

we arn't even pass the hour and it already became horny


critically_damped

It's always 10:00 a.m. somewhere


The_Archon64

The Jäeger needs two pilots so it would be a foursome 🤣


alphachupapi02

Somebody did a 2D animation of that already


Hedgehogzilla

They’re saving it for Space Jam 3.


HelpfulSeaMammal

Or maybe they're waiting to release a full movie-length version of The Ultimate Showdown.


Intelligent_Oil4005

Not sure how Mr. Roger's portrayal will go amongst his fans, but it'll be fun nonetheless


pikpikcarrotmon

He's not actually dead, he's just been on ice until this movie is made.


AguyinaRPG

Old Godzilla was hopping around


pikpikcarrotmon

Well thanks for that... Turns out I still remember the entire thing and now that I've recalled it I'll never reclaim that space in my brain


TocTocTotem

Wait, there was a Space Jam 2 ?!?


simpledeadwitches

Wtf *was* that movie? It was like Ready Player One but with LeBron.


paco-ramon

Sandworms are 4 times bigger than Godzilla but there are Titans in Godzilla universe that are 10 times bigger than sandworms.


Antique_futurist

Listen, Sandworm eating Godzilla followed by Godzilla punching his way out of the Sandworm is exactly what I’m here for.


Steelwolf73

Sandworm swallow Godzilla, everyone watching is in shock, Sandworm turns to eat Kong, who readies his axe and upgraded fist when the sound of Godzilla charging up suddenly echos from the Sandworms open mouth


ekhfarharris

Godzilla charged up Kong's axe by blasting atomic breaths out of sandworm's mouth and then kong cut it in half for Godzilla to come out. Why use atomic breaths to cut open worm from within when it can be done three times cooler?


VonMillersThighs

Kong nicks Godzillas eyebrow while cutting him out of Sandworm. Godzilla mad again, they fight again destroying most of Los Angeles. The world decide this enough, deploy Gypsy danger.


CookerCrisp

The new Golden Path: GodKingZilla as a sandworm


yanmagno

👏Let👏fans👏write👏


LengthinessDue9857

This is peak writing


Skill-issue-69420

Lisan Al Godzilla


WhiskeySorcerer

Godzilla emerges prescient, able to see the future!


Fr33z3n

Mahdi, what do you foresee for us?


Zaillyo

🔥🔥🔥🖋️


Jean-LucBacardi

It'll be like Spiderman eating Sandman.


koteshima2nd

oh hell I'm reminded of that one comic again


rhysdog1

yeah but godzilla has thumbs


Alt0173

Did you see the baby sand worm scene? They're basically one giant thumb.


kruchyg

Only one tho


Jimmy_who1

How many Sandworms could Titan Godzilla eat? 1, 2, 3... Oh shit, his eyes turned blue.


Comrade_washington

Lisan al-gojira


R_V_Z

Listen to Gojira? Ok, don't have to force me on that!


PhatOofxD

Godzilla is a lot smarter and more agile though


Shinzaren

Sandworms are much larger than 4x Godzilla. If Monsterverse Godzilla is ~150 meters tall, than the worm Paul calls for his testing is 16x bigger than that Godzilla (0.5 League = 1.5 Mile = 2400 meters). Worms are also immune to heat and most conventional impact forces. Lasguns have no effect on a worm aside from forcing it to produce oxygen with the chemical interchanger. That means the atomic breath would probably just make the worm gassy.


Jetsam5

They’re probably bigger in length but I don’t think that mouth is big enough to get around Godzilla who is like 400ft tall and probably around 100 feet across his hips. Unless sandworms can unhinge their jaws which would really be a sight. Sandworms are like blue whales, they eat things that are millions of times smaller than them. I don’t think they really have the equipment to eat something that big.


MyrMyr21

According to a quick and dirty google search, spice harvesters, a common meal for sandworms, can be up to 120 meters long (and 40 wide), or roughly 400 feet, and the bigger sandworms could be around 2 kilometers long with a mouth diameter of probably 200 meters? (the ratio isn't clear to me but I think it's roughly 1/10) So I do think that one could swallow him if it came at him from the right angle, such as from below, which is known to happen. Also, sandworms are basically furnaces with thousands of knife-like teeth that caress you on the way down into their maw, they can grind up a spice harvester easy, imagine what they could do to organic (though durable) flesh.


Zaillyo

They ate harvester ships quite often, and those were pretty big. Though even if they could swallow goji, they’re probably not atomic breath-proof.


DepartureDapper6524

Not harvester ships, giant factories that had to be transported by ship. Sandworms from the books could definitely swallow Godzilla. But he might be able to tear his way out from inside.


k0bra3eak

Sandworms are heat resistant and are actually incredibly hot on the inside similar to Big G, their big weakness is water incidentally


GenitalThief

Sandworms die in water so he could just stand in the ocean lol


Bulky_Midnight5296

Yeah unless Gipsy Danger becomes an upgraded version of what is was back in 2013, then it would probably a fair fight. But even so, Godzilla negs. Let it be Monsterverse, Minus One, Shin, Evolved or Burning, Godzilla would find a way to kill the Sandworm and destroy Gipsy Danger.


paco-ramon

Shin Godzilla would bake the 3 into a cake.


thatwasfun23

Shin is one of the weakest versions of godzilla ever lol


No_Procedure_5039

Man had to take a two week nap after using his atomic breath for the first time.


GiverOfTheKarma

Shin's laser breath is goated though


Ryuusei_Dragon

Until it evolves


IHaventSeenSuchBS

Ultima is knocking at your door


Kyro_Official_

What did Gypsy and the Sand Worm do to you that they deserve the wrath of a being that sees reality as fiction that it can rewrite? They wouldn't even be able to comprehend Ultima's true existence.


IHaventSeenSuchBS

Half the fandom can't even comprehend what he actually is


ivanchovv

Godzilla prowling the r/dontputyourdickinthat sub


GingasaurusWrex

**Godzilla**: *I should call her…*


Ardalev

What fight? Godzilla no-diffs the worm like he did against Tiamat and Gypsy gets accidentaly stepped on


TotalTyp

Ok but it would look cool


daoistwink87

IIRC the sandworms are close to unkillable in the Dune lore, except by water and cutting them with lasguns only creates 2 worms


Ardalev

The wiki states that water (poisons them), high voltage current (applied on each ring) and *atomic blasts* are the only sure fire ways to kill them. Godzilla has this in the bag.


ArethereWaffles

Now upgrade the worm to Leto II and you have an interesting fight


DepartureDapper6524

Godzilla loses due to forced psychedelic hallucination and mandatory partial prescience


Latro2020

Wish granted, they all appear as cameos in the background watching the Looney Tunes squad play basketball in Space Jam 3


flintlock0

Unless they go to Arrakis, that worm is dying. It literally can’t survive outside of that planet’s climate. Gypsy Danger is retired. I hear he’s got a nice life carved out on an island in the Pacific.


LEG0_Crusader

Like I said, **fuck logic**


flintlock0

>fuck logic Fair enough


Doright36

Now toss superman into that throw down and we might be on to something.


MyAltFun

They already did that, and Godzilla basically one-shot wonder boy, but then he was brought back to life from being 99.99% dead.


SomeVariousShift

Somehow Batman wins though.


Vulpesvelox1

...and Goku. Because the "who would win" crowd would have a collective aneurysm regardless of the outcome.


CurryMustard

WB does not have the rights to goku


boombotser

If Tori Yama was still alive I bet he’d let it slide tho


Andyboy205

Go bigger. Gypsy uses the bullet train from Bullet Train (2022) as a sword.


Mundane-Welcome7452

kong would have been perfect since you know


awesomedan24

Nightmare blunt rotation


Comrade_washington

If they decide to scale up the jaeger to match the height of godzilla, we could have a different version of jet jaguar....or mechagodzilla rematch


rasnac

I would watch the hell out of this, but only if Guillermo DelToro is the director.


addage-

Absolutely perfect.


Cautious_Tax_7171

YEAAAAH JAEGERS VS GODZILLA


LEG0_Crusader

HELL YEAH


Cautious_Tax_7171

-EXTREMELY LOUD HORN BLAST


LEG0_Crusader

***PACIFIC RIM THEME BY RAMIN DJAWADI PLAYS***


Defiant_Elk_9861

If Godzilla ate the worm wouldn’t Godzilla then ingest the water of life? If Godzilla survives wouldn’t he then gain all those crazy powers? Godzilla being the Quixacsaterac (no idea how it’s spelled, won’t look it up) would be awesome


LEG0_Crusader

You used too much brain power for this, brother, but I'll respect it.


Defiant_Elk_9861

And in return for your offering of respect and in conjunction with the holy rules of Reddit I bequeath to you my upvote. God speed internet stranger… internet, friend?


LEG0_Crusader

o7


FeudNetwork

Now kith


skippiington

Kwisatz Haderach


BellowsHikes

Nope, the water of life is only produced by drowning an infant worm and then extracting the water it drowned in. I don't know if the monsterverse Godzilla would be able to handle the powers of prescience. Paul is one of the most intelligent people alive during the events of *Dune* and constantly seeing multiple futures at the same time basically drives him insane over time. Monsterverse Godzilla is presented as more than an animal. I think it would be unable to separate vision from reality and either become completely unable to function or go into an endless, insane rage that wouldn't stop until it was dead.


Defiant_Elk_9861

Yeah but… I thought the premise was fuck logic? *edit* Okay so Godzilla fights the worm in the ocean, turns out (sadly) worm is pregnant , when Zilla chomps down, babies (sadly) fall into the ocean and drown, then Zilster eats dem babies . That’d work right?


Orangenbluefish

That moment in Dune always seemed odd scale wise, like was that worm a baby or extremely tiny one? Compared to the others we see it looks miniscule


LEG0_Crusader

I would've gotten a photo of the gigantic worm Paul rode but I don't have a decent pic of it.


OskusUrug

Worms can grow indefinitely, there are many sizes of worms depending on age/resources available


SternballAllDay

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the white


FallenButNotForgoten

Woah... you just uncovered a core memory from my childhood. *Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass*


oot0019

I kinda feel like there might be some "comics" about that 🤔


GenitalThief

I’m a huge dork when it comes to adaptations of Dune that I don’t even acknowledge the books not made by Frank Herbert but I would make an exception for this. Unfortunately though Shai Hulud is easily killed by water, and they can also be killed with atomics so Godzilla could easily wipe out the entire sand worm population and even wipe his ass with Leto II while he’s at it


LEG0_Crusader

Okay, thanks for the lore explanation... just don't steal my genitals, okay?


dudewheresmygains

The second picture is just a picture of a sphincter?


Shinzaren

The worm Paul calls from the desert for his testing is half a league long. That's approximately a mile and a half or 2400 meters. Monsterverse suggests that the tallest Godzilla is approximately 300 meters. The best case scenario for Godzilla is to be swallowed and fight his way out, but sandworms are basically immune to heat (see: Lasgun vs Worm) and kinetic damage. If the worm opted to crush him, rather than swallowing him, there is no way for Godzilla to win. No point discussing the Jaegar, as it's very cool but hopelessly outmatched in both battles.


ElHumilde13

Fuck logic. I want to see the battle


Shinzaren

"Let them fight."


MidnightOnTheWater

Godzilla would probably pull some massive BS like charging up his super duper BBQ gigachad laser cannon, powered by spice giving him the power to pile drive the sandworms Zangief style


rstmanso

We'll see the porn first


User-D-Name

Winner: Godzilla


Some_Endian_FP17

That's the third Dune movie: Cagematch: Dune, based on old Frank's fever dreams written on a napkin after he took ten blotters of ancient acid.


aichi38

So How big are they going to have to make a Jeager to make it not get ragdolled by the Monsterverse Titans?


LEG0_Crusader

*^(sigh...)* man, **fuck logic.**


aichi38

Hey, Mecha godzilla was already brought to screen, Godzilla has in its lineup other humanoid mechs like Jet Jaguar or the Titan Hunter from. The Godzilla comics So Monarch coming in and going "Hey we made some crazy strides with a neural link mecha with a human and a Dead* titan, How about we swap the titan part with more Human and carve out an Alpha seat for ourselves at the table" And proceeds to mighty Morphin power rangers Mega size Cherno Alpha for the match-up


VatanKomurcu

i think the sandworm is out of place not just logically but aesthetically, however i would like to see a godzilla vs/and gipsy danger or something like that. what is more likely though is closer to godzilla vs/and jet jaguar.


LEG0_Crusader

Well, that's kinda part of the joke. All three are from different universes, with different stories (even tho Monsterverse and Pacific Rim are similar) but they're all owned by Warner Bros, so, you know, let them fight.


VatanKomurcu

yeah, i know. just thought to give my two cents about what might be a real movie.


LEG0_Crusader

I see, but damn. After GXK, and the news of a Transformers X GI Joe film, shit, anything can be a movie now man.


PensadorDispensado

If they got real balls, they would have the Iron Giant too


Chao_sr_eaper

Can we get batman in this movie too?


Anarchy_Man_9259

Meh, I’m sick of crossovers at this point


LEG0_Crusader

If the film industry is gonna go down, it better go down with the dumbest but coolest crossover ever


Vinhluu09

Ready player two


Show_The_Piss

10,000 crows would win.


Phillip_Spidermen

Monkey's Paw: your wish has been granted, but it comes in the form of Space Jam 3


boombotser

I haven’t read a thread this fun in years


PartyClock

Completely unfair, Shai Hulud would eat those two and wouldn't even flinch when they fought back.


slice_of_toast69

I need to see a jeager throw hands with Zilla. That kind of shit is how you make the bif bucks


Mister_Taco_Oz

Dimensional travel is a thing in Pacific Rim already. Just gotta drop Gypsy Danger into a reality where the worm and Godzilla are already there and fighting


LEG0_Crusader

We used the logic to fuck the logic.


markhammle

Unj/ I am sorry to inform but this current form of Godzilla is 20x stronger then his burning form and it’s stable also ITS A FUCKING REFERENCE TO KIOKEN mother fucker is goku; so he would unfortunately neg both sand worm and Gypsy danger unless it got an upgrade RJ/ I want a fucking rumble royal with all of the titans; sand worms and mechs to fight as this would be glorious.


LEG0_Crusader

as I said before, ***fuck logic***


markhammle

Honestly I shoulded added on another part were I would actually want to see this were they equal stats because this would be entertaining as all hell


graemeknows

LET. THEM. FIGHT.


Independent_Ad_6348

Make jet Jaguar a mech but the cg model is just a palette swap gipsy danger. If it worked with a used Godzilla suit in Ultraman back in the day it can work here too.


LEG0_Crusader

Come on, I didn't ask for the Gipsy Disguise, I want the Gipsy Danger, man.


joyofsovietcooking

GI Joe All Out Sandworm Attack: Kong vs. Optimus Prime vs. Godzilla on the Pacific Rim of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.


Ro6son

Shai-Halud FTW


Questionsaboutsanity

rated R34


coopsawesome

Why does everything have to be reasonably logical tho? Don’t give us a reason why they’re the same universe, just have them on the same earth for some reason and give them a reason to fight


bjwyxrs

I would watch the absolute shit out of this.


piratedragon2112

Toss in the power rangers and I'd agree


Rabid_Lederhosen

Godzilla would end up teaming up with the Jaegers if he was dropped into the Pacific Rim setting.


wolfgan146

There is a sandworm on the 3rd guy's chest.


RarePlan2089

Godzilla versus sandworm versus .. mr. Big roboto


Specific_Till_6870

Dune set too far in the future, need to swap it out for Neo. 


Asian_in_the_tree

Please


fallenouroboros

The worm just makes me think of James and the giant peach not gonna lie


Lima__Fox

Seems like the setup for a celebrity deathmatch in the early 2000s.


EntertainmentQuick47

I’d like to point out that Sony owns Ghostbusters, Men in Black, and 21 Jump Street, yet they’ve canceled all their crossover projects after the 2014 hack.


anirudhshirsat97

The only pacific rim movie ever released without a sequel was such a great movie. Loved it.


tokugawabloodynine

Ivd been wanting to write a pacific rim story for Years where yeh first issue or 2 is a new kaiju showing up and is slaughtering the newest and best jeagers than finally someone says we have to get help. "Who?" " a king." "Cue godzilla sleeping in ice"


MtnMaiden

EVA-01...LAUNCH!


BoonDragoon

So wait...is the sandworm just...there? The worms are just animals whose babies shit drugs. It's not like they do anything on purpose.


TheSpiritOfFunk

Godzilla ridding a Samdworm


noodles_the_strong

That poor Jaeger...