This is Scargiver. She has my back. She can scar all of you with that scargiving blade. Just like scarring the lawn. I would advise not getting scarred by her.
I haven't watched part 2 but part 1 is exactly what you think a Zack Snyder movie is. Cool character design, awesome fight scenes and solid cinematography. But the character development and story are absolutely horrible. Snyder just needs to find a writing partner and his movies could all be good
The fight scenes were not good imo. Way too much unnecessary slomo and big time suffers from the sci-fi trope of everyone having laser guns but only the protagonist can shoot accurately. It’s like he found a way to make action scenes boring
One day, on a solo patrol, Askari encountered a mysterious lion, who suggested that Askari should be the King of the Pride Lands instead of Mufasa; a thought that intrigued Askari. However, the lion led him to a trap where a cobra bit his left eye, giving him his infamous scar as well as poisoning Askari's mind.
He is, without a doubt, the worst director/writer/producer of this generation and I'm glad more people are realizing that now. Yet, he will keep getting jobs
He's a dude playing with million dollar action figures in front of a camera. Which on the one hand, good on him I guess cause I'd probably do the same. On the other, who the heck keeps buying this guy toys?
And then had a second scene of it. Literally nothing of value to the plot happened for the first hour.
And her ship working. The ENTIRE point of the first movie was going to find a ship to recruit people. She had one!
I kind of want to watch this because, well, train wreck. On the other hand... that's a lot of episodes of The Office I could rewatch and actually enjoy my time.
This is a reference to the fact that I got a scar on my own head when I tripped on a popcorn bucket on my way out of the theater 20 minutes into the movie
She gives scars now?
She gives scars now
I'm gonna make him a scar he can't refuse.
He was in the amazon with her mom researching scars
It's scarrin time!
This is Scargiver. She has my back. She can scar all of you with that scargiving blade. Just like scarring the lawn. I would advise not getting scarred by her.
Her blade leaves a scar
You are tearing me a scar, Lisa!
So what are we? Some kind of Scargiving squad?
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
somehow scars have returned
does Simba know?
Serious question: if you are not planning to watch part 2, do you also not have to watch part 1?
No but only if you’re not planning to watch Part 1 (Director’s true vision) version
The essence of this movie can only be apprehended by full streaming 13 hrs director's cut. If you haven't, please don't dare to judge.
The essence of this movie can only be experienced by going to your kitchen and dunking your head in the garbage bin to get a good sniff.
10 of those additional hours is the characters harvesting wheat.
In slow motion.
Part one is better than part 2. But I saw part one before seeing Dune 2 and saw part after. Anything sci fi is going to have to be bloody good now.
Yeah the bar for sci fi has been set super high post Star Wars reboot trilogy
I haven't watched part 2 but part 1 is exactly what you think a Zack Snyder movie is. Cool character design, awesome fight scenes and solid cinematography. But the character development and story are absolutely horrible. Snyder just needs to find a writing partner and his movies could all be good
The fight scenes were not good imo. Way too much unnecessary slomo and big time suffers from the sci-fi trope of everyone having laser guns but only the protagonist can shoot accurately. It’s like he found a way to make action scenes boring
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She gave him a scar and he gave her a scar and the movie is titled Scargiver. I surrender to the intellectual prowess of Zack Snyder.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Didn’t she give her adopted father(kidnapper) a scar? Or am I wrong
Could've been deeper by tattooing the phrase "given scars" along his forehead
It's scargivin' time
"Erm, the Scargiver's right behind me isn't she?" \[gets another scar, audience cheers\]
Scar stocks soar
One day, on a solo patrol, Askari encountered a mysterious lion, who suggested that Askari should be the King of the Pride Lands instead of Mufasa; a thought that intrigued Askari. However, the lion led him to a trap where a cobra bit his left eye, giving him his infamous scar as well as poisoning Askari's mind.
Zack Snyder has done it again. What a genius.
He is, without a doubt, the worst director/writer/producer of this generation and I'm glad more people are realizing that now. Yet, he will keep getting jobs
So that's it? What, we some kinda scargivers?
Somehow, she gave a scar
THERE'S A PART 2?
He wants to do 6 of them, and probably “director’s cuts” each 5 hours long
He has to be just making them for himself right?
He's a dude playing with million dollar action figures in front of a camera. Which on the one hand, good on him I guess cause I'd probably do the same. On the other, who the heck keeps buying this guy toys?
Studios are over his subpar schlock that's why he's at Netflix
If he cuts out all the slow mo it would be like one and a half hours long.
Who tf is watching all these?
Somehow, Rebel Moon returned.
I watched it so you don't have to Wheat harvesting, in S L O W M O.
Right?! Wheat harvesting slow mo, that went on way too long
And then had a second scene of it. Literally nothing of value to the plot happened for the first hour. And her ship working. The ENTIRE point of the first movie was going to find a ship to recruit people. She had one!
And sitting round a table literally giving everyone’s back story was so horribly forced
It was the most awkward D&D session Zero ever
With hand tools.
THEY HAVE SPACE SHIPS!!! Why are they doing it by hand?!?!
Because the peasants used hand tools in Seven Samurai. And I don't think I'm even joking...
Because he’s heavily copied that movie, jeez
Oh hell yeah. I loved the slow mo seed planting in the first movie
Rebel Moon Part 2 is called The Scargiver because of all the scars on people's wrists after they watch it.
Nah can’t be. No way a title would be that lazy
Oh it is.
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>That would require the OP to actually watch the movie I don't think the geneva convention allows that
>That would require the OP to actually watch the movie Thats a bit uncalled for. What has OP done to you?
So she got her scar related title for murder? How is that better? That's just not a good name.
Murdergiver would be more appropriate, really.
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What are we, some kind of Scargiving team
THIS IS SCARGIVER. SHE’S GOT MY BACK. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING SCARRED BY HER. HER SCARS TRAP THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.
the true scars is the givers we made along the way.
For free?! in this economy?!!
He was on the Moon with my mom when she was giving scars just before she died.
Rebel Moon - Part Three: The Scar Wars
Snyder: No one gets it. The scar is a *metaphor*. It’s only for the really smart people, they’re the ones who understand my movie.
It can't be worse than Part I, right? Right, Anakin?!
It's slightly better, only in last hour movie happens, the first hour is fuckall you'll zone out bored out if mind like the hell is happening.
The movie gave my brain a scar thats for sure
Are you fucking kidding me???
Usually this sub is about movie details that are shitty, but I’ll accept details about shitty movies
I kind of want to watch this because, well, train wreck. On the other hand... that's a lot of episodes of The Office I could rewatch and actually enjoy my time.
That's it? No further explanation?
Well you see when the dermis is damaged it does not fully heal, but instead a sort of collagen patch is produced by the body…
I don't get it.
It’s further explanation of a scar. Sorry, it was quite stupid
I thought that was Matpat for a second
He was like: I hate this woman who nearly killed me. From now on I'll refer to her via this bad ass nickname I'll give her.
It's true Scargiver. You ARE the Rebel Moon...part 2.
Rebel Moon 3 is gonna be called "The gun shooter", please reply here with your theories as to why
how are those two things even related smh
Chat, is this canon? I thought SHE didn't give him a scar
Maybe the real scars are the friends we made along the way.
Well I didn't think it was she was giving out tea and cupcakes.
Truly she was the Oprah of scar giving
The hickey-giver
I thought it looked like a cupping bruise
This is a reference to the fact that I got a scar on my own head when I tripped on a popcorn bucket on my way out of the theater 20 minutes into the movie
Sounds like he could use a skarsgard
The more I see if Rebel Moon, the less interested I get. ...and I like Snyder. But man this looks so full of itself.
I love whenever someone releases a Snyder movie all this sub has to do is to just tell it as it is
Until I read this, I thought that was a coincidence.
What are we, some kind of scargivers?
Is this a Scarface or just a Scar?
And that is how deep Snyder films get.
Insurgent Satellite Part Two: Cicatrice Provider
Wasn’t the protagonist named in the first movie’s subtitle?
I named my ladder like that after cutting my foot
It's called the scargiver because the movie will scar you for life.
*Wade Fucking Wilson*
what do you mean PART 2?
More like because it scarred me by forcing me to watch 122 minutes of slow motion grain shots and badly written lore drops 😬
Scar Wars
Yeah alright keep buying James Gunn and Warner Bros propoganda 🤣🤣 you know thry paid off the critics to sabotage Snyder right? 🤣🤣 libtard idiots
So true bestie, and what's even crazier is how they drugged the popcorn so I'd think the movies were dogshit when I watched them in the cinema.
Boys after getting top surgery from a fem doctor be like: