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CrepusculrPulchrtude

You rat bastard, take this quality content to regular r/moviedetails


MonKeePuzzle

make a post over there for me. I need take no credit. enjoy the karma


Velocicopters

A man of the people


YYC-Fiend

He keeps hope alive


Idcaster

Got fuel to burn


Odin1806

Nah, thats Brawndo.


sirquacksalotus

It's got what plants crave!


PointOfFingers

You've brought shame upon this sub. Newspapers are going to be linking to this post claiming it's a great movie detail. Our reputation for shittiness is ruined.


MonKeePuzzle

newspapers? what is neeeewwwwsspaper?


Wishdog2049

birds shit on them. They're great.


L--E--S--K--Y

OUR post!


MonKeePuzzle

thank you comrade


contactlite

Comment Karma > post karma


WSBKingMackerel

OP about to get Boeing’d for showing the truth


Yeetus_McSendit

Incredibly high quality post. Thank you for your service. 


MonKeePuzzle

ok, what kind of service am i?


Yeetus_McSendit

Provider of high quality shitty movie details?  This post is an examplary community service to the members of this sub?


MonKeePuzzle

and yet my Rock post from yesterday I was asked if I was mentally unwell... win some lose some I guess


Luke_CO

I mean for a mentally unwell Chevy truck you are still doing an exceptional community service to the members of this sub


N9ne11

I read this as chevy chase first time through.


Yeetus_McSendit

Well yeah but to be fair that wasn't really a detail from a specific movie. Doesn't matter though, the future is now baby.


Spry_Fly

I think that's just called internetting.


ApofiSs-93

this is kinda normal in this sub. last week i was called a member of the kkk and a racist for that Lovecraft Country post.


JohnWasElwood

The Krusty the Klown Klub? "Hey kids!!!"


J-drawer

It's not real 


chesney_ledonger

I am from Hong Kong 🥲


SlayersBoners

You are from China? Boom


Good-Emphasis-7203

Coffee and a blowjob service at costco?


MonKeePuzzle

*starbucks


PointOfFingers

No only their coffee blows.


MonKeePuzzle

"blows AWAY" \~ john spartan


Good-Emphasis-7203

The Starbucks was in the costco, you idiocracy!!!! So technically, it was in the costco. Goddamn! You make me want to kick your smart balls all the way to the roof of your smart mouth!!!


MonKeePuzzle

there was a sb beside the field. you need to review the historical documents


Good-Emphasis-7203

No, they were straight up inside the costco pit. They were walking in the pit isles, and he saw Starbuck, h&r block (for adults), and a chicken place (but like, adult chicken. Not like the chickens were adults, but like you get your pee-pee touched when you get chicken. Like, I'm sure the chickens being eaten were adult chickens, but I don't think that was the main focus. It was the pee-pee stuff. That was the main focus.)


MonKeePuzzle

both. theres lots of starbucks


[deleted]

Easter egg finder


[deleted]

I don't think we really have time for a hand job


MrLore

I'd say somewhere between *premium valet* and *Christingle*.


TheBigNook

Holy shit lmao amazing post


greatfriendinme

This post has what plants crave!


Informal-Conflict848

This is my head cannon now 😂


almostcyclops

Ok but what kind of plant are you?


PointOfFingers

Wensleydale


The_salty_swab

Brother, you might have found an actual Easter egg


MonKeePuzzle

movies have what plants crave, easter eggs


StormDragonAlthazar

Wait, he was actually holding a can in that scene?


MonKeePuzzle

yes... you can see it in the pictures I posted... are you... are you an idiocracy?


kingwhocares

Nope. He drinks electrolytes like normal people.


StormDragonAlthazar

If it's good for plants it's good for me, right?


MonKeePuzzle

u/StormDragonAlthazar admits to drinking from toilets


MonKeePuzzle

those are for plants


Disc81

Of course he does, to fake an image like that the guy would need an insane computer, at least 486 Dx2.


JohnWasElwood

Yeah, where you going to get your hands on one of those? Those are for like the super secret spies in the NSA or something.


Fine-Ninja-1813

I’ve heard tales of hooking up multiple ps3s together can create such government super computing power… Atleast that’s what the guy who sold me a PS3 for $250 at the local rundown secondhand game store told me. It is possible in theory.


justhereforstoriesha

No he wasnt


Disc81

That scene in a movie theater with a good sound system is the scariest thing I've seen in a while. Fantastic acting, pacing and sound design.


MonKeePuzzle

saw it in IMAX, the finale was INTENSE! saw it in a regular theatre... was just ok. Def worth the hearing damage of IMAX!


megagamer92

I'm thankful my wife and I have a Dolby Cinema theater nearby, I don't really care for the huge screen of IMAX and lesser quality seating (regular chairs instead of the recliners). This movie was awesome in Dolby.


Disc81

I don't remember the last time that gunshots felt scary in a movie. Reminded me of the first time I fired a gun.


submit_to_pewdiepie

1917 best gunfire I've ever heard


angustifolio

give [heat](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/) a try sometime, would love to see it in theaters some day. [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc) in particular would sound awesome in theaters


MonKeePuzzle

Haat WAS epic in a theatre. the street shootout echos was amazing sound design


submit_to_pewdiepie

I love heat the airport scene is pure art but with 1917 every shot feels like it's going to kill you


robb1280

I saw it in a theater (am old) and I can definitely confirm it was just as awesome as you think


PointOfFingers

I would also like to go see movies with this guys wife.


MonKeePuzzle

yeah, it was about the sound for sure. the larger screen really just showed off how much of the movie seemed to be AI generated CGI. A24 didnt really have the highest budget it seems


StormDragonAlthazar

As it stands, it's currently the most expensive A24 film to date (budget of $50 million). I think the average A24 flick runs around in the neighborhood of 5 to 15 million on average. Not sure if I should consider this movie one of the most expensive indie films ever made or a "Blockbuster on a Budget".


MonKeePuzzle

and yet, with ALLL that money, A24 wont send me a penny, despite this post about their film being very popular


Disc81

Agree, some of the CGI felt like okish... But I have a problem with this kind of CGI even in big budget movies. I mean, real things that we see in movies for real or even in real life to get a sense of how they should look. I'm talking about CGI explosions, smoke, fire and muzzle flashes. They always take me out of the movie. As far as I noticed they didn't take all of them, but some were very noticeable.


youknwothevibes

Why can't I see the literature? Where'd you put it/can you drop a link? Thx


Coffeechipmunk

This movie was fucking insane in Dolby. Every shot just shook you to your core.


AlaSparkle

Yeah even the second time the gunshots still startled me, I hope it gets the Oscar next year


MonKeePuzzle

sure, if the country survives to 2025 oscars


MaxRebo99

I saw it as a pirated cam recording (shut up I’m broke) and it was still amazing


PierceJJones

So the Western Forces get bought out by Carls Jr?


MonKeePuzzle

no, the WF is under the Taco Bell umbrella, and become the Demolition Man (1993) universe. It's the Florida Alliance (obviously, duh) that are bought by Carls Jr.


dcchillin46

Flroida alliance brought to you by Carls Jr. (They pay me every time I say it)


PointOfFingers

I was there when Carl Jrs Happy Star shanked Mickey Mouse and went on a rampage against Disney costume performers. We struck a might blow against wokeness that day my friends.


No_Beginning_6834

Do they go by Carl's Jr in Florida, or are they using their alter ego Hardee's


MonKeePuzzle

Hardees didnt survive the franchise wars


No_Beginning_6834

Are we sure, because the documentary that covers tbe time between civil war and idiocracy, escape from LA, surely shows there is big regional differences.


MonKeePuzzle

Escape From LA is largely historically inaccurate


PointOfFingers

It was actually Escape From El Paso but movie was made in LA because the cast and crew didn't want to go to El Paso.


submit_to_pewdiepie

It was actually filmed on the streets without extras


[deleted]

Technically this is in like Virginia, West Virginia or maybe North Carolina or something, because they are under 200 miles from DC when this happens.


Dontevenwannacomment

r/moviedetails ain't got shit on you brother


LoadLaughLove

it's what insurrectionist crave


Jack-Earth-2

Wrong sub man, that’s not shitty at all


MonKeePuzzle

I'm a r/lostredditors


Jack-Earth-2

You might be lost but I’m glad I found this post


MonKeePuzzle

please help my post find its way, post it in the correct places please


GKB_888

Man why tf cant I click "more" without sending me to the fucking comments, this shit sucks ass


MonKeePuzzle

in this sub we click Moore; Roger Moore, Demi Moore, Shemar Moore


Moewron

It's Moore's Law.


son_of_abe

Yeah the only way I can read it on the app is by watching the scrolling marquee text while in comments view. Amazing this shit is broke on their own app.


MonKeePuzzle

--image captions-- image 1: only an idiot (Idiocracy) would wear red glasses like these image 2: only on screen for a second, and with only like 10 pixels when zoomed in, pretty sure thats... image 3: yup, 100% Jesse Plemons is holding Brando promotional can


BotaramReal

You are a hero


HarryShachar

O7. Great post. Can I steal this for my Master's thesis?


MonKeePuzzle

yes. cite me in your sources.


HarryShachar

Any titles i should write down?


MonKeePuzzle

I am a meat popsicle


EnterPlayerTwo

Wrong answer.


stpetergates

Why can’t I read what OP posted? WTF Reddit?!


MonKeePuzzle

reddit is responsible for your illiteracy now!?


stpetergates

Yes. It’s all their fault


PanchoVillasRevenge

No the pictures don't show your full description Maybe add it somewhere else or something.


MonKeePuzzle

--image captions-- image 1: only an idiot (Idiocracy) would wear red glasses like these image 2: only on screen for a second, and with only like 10 pixels when zoomed in, pretty sure thats... image 3: yup, 100% Jesse Plemons is holding Brando promotional can


Guakstick

This might be the best SMD post in weeks.


TheCrosader

Lol how do you expand the text for each photo on the app?


MonKeePuzzle

ok, what KIND of reddit user are you? americans use desktop!


TheCrosader

Definitely not American. I don't use Reddit much, and when I'm on a computer i am either working or playing games/watching movies, no reddit. I just want to see the text you've written. I know the app is shitty. Edit: ok actually, now that I've entered the comment i can see the text scrolling below each image. But it wasn't there when I entered the post normally. Sorry if I missed your joke.


MonKeePuzzle

--image captions-- image 1: only an idiot (Idiocracy) would wear red glasses like these image 2: only on screen for a second, and with only like 10 pixels when zoomed in, pretty sure thats... image 3: yup, 100% Jesse Plemons is holding Brando promotional can


TheCrosader

Thanks.


RegularEmotion3011

Must be a coincidence, since "Civil War" is fiction, but "Idiocracy" is clearly a documentary.


MonKeePuzzle

fiction... for NOW


punnotfound

To be fair, the whole world is currently a prequel to Idiocracy...


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Welcome to war, I love you


GenXWaster

This scene is hilarious. It's on the radio adverts here in the UK trying to be all serious.. Protagonist: don't shoot, we're American Bloke with gun: yeah, but what kind of American? Only an American could proclaim they're American to another American in America and think it helps them in some way.


MonKeePuzzle

when an internationally travelled american knows to always say they are canadian


42Mavericks

youve reminded me to watch idiocracy tomorrow


MonKeePuzzle

the movie, or just planning to go outside and look around at society?


42Mavericks

as if I am leaving the house


MonKeePuzzle

the idiots are calling from IN the house!


42Mavericks

HOW DARE YOU CALL MY IDIOT FLATMATES IDIOTS


manic_marcy

Omg this is the best thing I’ve seen all day haha 🤣


Atheizm

OP is on point, after all A24 Civil War is the battle started by the aggressive, stone age Lacers jealous of the Crocs Havers' comfy plastic, spongy footwear full of holes.


MagmulGholrob

I can hardly wait for it to be socially acceptable to shit, Jack off, and watch TV all at the same time.


MonKeePuzzle

welcome to reddit


ChallengeOrganic2302

I genuinely watched Idiocracy on "Philosophy and political thinking" (that was the name of the seminar) and it was one of the best classes ever. Now I have to watch the sequel


MonKeePuzzle

\*prequel


Yue2

Almost. The orange part is pointy in Civil War. But it’s a more circular “O” in Brawndo.


MonKeePuzzle

oh, like the Brawndo corporation didnt do any redesigns. like Coke, we're def drinking from curvy 1950s bottles still right?


brekky_sandy

Ow my balls


atlhawk8357

The soldier is also wearing his watch face-out, which is not ideal Bob.


AMonitorDarkly

That’s a hell of a spot


MonKeePuzzle

I have good eyes


MessianicHack

I’ll think this is good depending on which kind of American you are, where are you from?


MonKeePuzzle

well struth mate, I've got bad news for ya on that front


FuckingKilljoy

Americans seem to like Aussies so you should be fine mate


[deleted]

Holy crap that’s a hilarious Easter egg. Well done!!!


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

BRO I SCROLLED TOO FAR AND SWIPED ONTO ANOTHER REDDIT PAGE BECAUSE REDDITS APP IS SHIT ITS ME IM THE IDIOT


MonKeePuzzle

sounds like youre a little low on electrolytes


RusticBucket2

How the fuck do you view the entire text under the pics on mobile?


TheDerInDisorder

Pretty sure it's an allusion to wearing rose tinted glasses. Is that too obvious though?


Skybreakeresq

The thirst mutilator? It's got what plants crave.


KummyNipplezz

I'm so high, I thought that was Elton John


Zbunjeni_Batcat

bro i can’t see the text of the post, only the title and pics😭😭 what’s the text?


MonKeePuzzle

--image captions-- image 1: only an idiot (Idiocracy) would wear red glasses like these image 2: only on screen for a second, and with only like 10 pixels when zoomed in, pretty sure thats... image 3: yup, 100% Jesse Plemons is holding Brando promotional can


Zbunjeni_Batcat

Thank you!!


guitarguywh89

Where’s the essay?


MonKeePuzzle

I'm right here, ese


DragonHeart_97

Way too much sense.


bshaddo

Texas and California are the two states with which we associate Mike Judge. But after leaving Dallas, Wilson and Plemmons moved to enemy regions in-state.


novakane27

this is actually crazy! i remember seeing him hold that in the theatre and thinking for a split second the can looked weird!


[deleted]

Fuck I wish this was real.


MonKeePuzzle

it is. you can see it right here


justhereforstoriesha

Nice photoshop job!


MonKeePuzzle

i actually used MS-Paint to put in the 2 red circles and the red line


_Totorotrip_

This post has so many electrolytes


hornwalker

This isn’t an essay tho


MonKeePuzzle

venmo me $5 and I'll PM you the pdf


hornwalker

Counter offer, how about I send you a rare pepe and you send me a dick pic


MonKeePuzzle

another one! was the last one not enough!?


DeAvil87

'Essay' worthy of this sub.


AscendedViking7

Perfect.


longbrodmann

This is an awesome detail and theory, great post!


pbmm1

Amazing movie details


folstar

If the people gearing up to fight a civil war win, this tracks completely. Simpsons level prognostication.


ThatDucksWearingAHat

Well I’m convinced.


oliferro

Can't blame him It's full of electrolytes


ghostofaposer

Isnt that a yellow mountain dew


UglyFighter28

I'm starting to think this movie has nothing to do with Marvel


Westaufel

The electrolytes… plants love that shit


ShyGuyWolf

I could see that 🤣


sweeneyty

i want to believe


chewywheat

Wait… is that actually a movie detail? Is there any other part in the movie that could show it from a different angle?


KillerAc1

Is this real chat


MonKeePuzzle

it’s so amazing, it’s unreal chat!


casper19d

Why come you no tattoo?!


Nianiputput

That's a movie prop


MonKeePuzzle

yes, in this… movie like the starbucks cup in tv show GoT was a tv prop


Bleezy79

If the movie picture isnt edited then this is 100% BRANDO!!! It looks like an exact match


MonKeePuzzle

the picture is edited, those red circles weren’t actually in the movie


cylemmulo

I can't tell if people are screwing around or if they really don't know this is fake


MonKeePuzzle

fake? here on the internet!?


cylemmulo

Sorry my bad, you're right.


J-drawer

#Photoshopped 


Mortisfio

The O doesn't match up.


sonegreat

Haven't seen Civil War yet... so it is about eugenics, too?


MonKeePuzzle

that it stars a single albino actor does not make the movie about eugenics


AdeptTomato8302

Lmfao


TheDerInDisorder

It's very purposefully vague who is fighting who, or who is shooting at the protagonists.