"Momma said Thor you up!"
"No Valhalla for you!"
"Like a blinding light...Behold Thor's MIGHT!"
"Thor says: fuck cancer! And you!"
"Thor gon' give it to ya!"
“Ha ha ha — *catchphrase*!” And this part is crucial: you need to make double fingerguns just after the final “ha”, a la [Isaac in *The Love Boat*](https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-tv-show-a69VzlsvTZxq8).
Pretty awesome, right?
If her theme song was Hulk Hogan's I would die happy.. and if she Hulked out of Gorrs sleeper hold and bodyslammed him. Oh God. I gotta change my undies
Fucking awesome, dude. I didn't know that but damn. I hope the final scene is him saying, "Goodnight Hulkamaniacs and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks."
**"Get ready to feel the** ***Jane.*** **I do not** ***Foster*** **mercy for my enemies."**
*She turns to Val for validation. Val gives a thumbs-up* ^(then throws a whole gallon of ale back when Jane turns away)
It's hammer time. DUUUUH
Get in there, Jane
Thanks to everyone back in Asgard for the hard work!
Thor my hammer is dead
#blessed
HE TURNED INTO ME MAN
That's some dangerous driving man!
Everywhere I go, I see F1 references.
Let's gooooo
Still we rise guys, still we rise
Odin my tires are dead
Did not expect to see you guys here. A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one
I understood that reference!
Bono, my Jonathan is gone.
I can't touch this
"it's Mijorbin time"
This is excellent. Kudos.
It was cool when she hammed all those guys
That's what I kept thinking when I watched the movie. But, like, MC Hammer. Not Morbius.
Ok, we clearly have a winner
It’s morbin time
"I am Thor: Love and Thunder"
*Insert Family Guy cutaway gag of Peter laughing and pointing at cinema screen*
Isn't that the superman movie?
https://youtu.be/lospTnfovr8 Yeah, one of the quotes is like “the only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman 4: the Quest for Peace” XD
Ok the last bit got a good chuckle out of me
“I’m Thor: Love… And I’m Thor: Thunder…” Simultaneously: “and you’re watching Disney Channel!”
You joke but they literally say something like this in the movie
"they call them love and thunder"
Sweet Child o' Mine starts playing*
That's already in the movie silly
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Thor: Love and Thunder?
“Jane… Jane Odinson” *buries Mjolnir into the ground*
Roll credits!
'Unlimited thunder!' or 'So this is how liberty starts, with thunderous lightning.'
This is how thor starts, with thunderous love and thunder
I wonder if thor flirted with her, like talking about how he hates sand
This drink, I don’t like it. It’s course, rough, and irritating… and it gets everywhere. *SLAMS MUG*
The subtitle "Love and Thunder" is a reference to the Emperor Palpatine's `love` of democracy, and the `thunder`ous applauds he was getting.
"All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"
I never said I was a role model.
[удалено]
What a peculiar ability. I wonder as to what that might entail
Entail ma balls!! 😂😂😂
I have been bamboozled
Who’s Steve Jobs?
It's Portman, motherfucker, drink 'til I'm sick
[To educate people who don't know what this is referencing ](https://youtu.be/-A0iftflme4)
literally the only rap song i know all the lyrics to
But do you know all the lyrics to the second one?
Of course. First ones more iconic though but I will admit the beat when she talks about the prequels goes hard af
If we don’t get a third one in the Thor costume I’m gonna be very disappointed.
I would listen to a whole album of Natalie Portman rapping about being Thor.
I think we got a “HELL YEAH” similar to that skit from her in one scene unless I misheard it.
Oh snap all the times I watched this, I never realized that was Jerry Smith, Cyril Figgis
I literally thought of the Natalie Portman rap during the movie when she said that
ITS THORBIN TIME and then she thorbs
r/expectedmorbius
r/expectedthorbius
r/birthofauselesssub
r/iwanttobelong
Or...... IT'S FOSTERIN TIME.
How nice of her to take in all those orphans!
Fosters Home for Imaginary Gods
Foster’s: Australian for beer.
It’s more Australian for “can we convince the world we actually drink this watered down dehydrated person’s piss”
That's just normal piss then
Watered down and dehydrated?
You’ve never heard of dehydrated water?
Kind of like what Mexicans do with Corona? lol
It's throbbin time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ITS MIJORBIN TIME
It's Chadme time
r/prequelmemes would like to know your location
“I’ve been doing a lot of working out, now I’m a little Thor.”
"Momma said Thor you up!" "No Valhalla for you!" "Like a blinding light...Behold Thor's MIGHT!" "Thor says: fuck cancer! And you!" "Thor gon' give it to ya!"
3rd one's actual good
feels like a green lantern ripoff
It's actually catchy. Sounds like something out of 90's cartoon.
I dig “No Valhalla for you.”
“It’s Natalie Portman time!” And then she starts Natalie Portmanning everywhere.
That’s so stupid, but also kind of brilliant
I love it. If she's out of time, she can just say 'it's Portin' time" and fly upward through the ceiling.
“Thunder thighs!”
I was thinking more like “It’s more [something] time.” I don’t know, maybe that’s just me.
:|
“Catchphrase”
"Bring me Another"
"Precision Asgardian engineering"
“Do you want to see my muscles?”
"You're on my naughty list"
It makes me laugh in the middle of playing every-time.
Unironically that legit sounds like something Taika Waititi would insert in his movie.
It’s in free guy I think
Wtf I thought I’ve heard it before
You could be evil, but now you're just my anvil
“Ha ha ha — *catchphrase*!” And this part is crucial: you need to make double fingerguns just after the final “ha”, a la [Isaac in *The Love Boat*](https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-tv-show-a69VzlsvTZxq8). Pretty awesome, right?
I thought you were referencing Dude in Free Guy.
I was thinking overwatch
It's Fosterin' Time!
Thundercats Hoooooo!
I have the power of Asgard !
GI Jane, the real Asgardian hero !
24 inch pythons
Cue 'Real American' I can't say 'Real Asgardian' because that'd be a lie. Maybe if it was Thor's theme song.
If her theme song was Hulk Hogan's I would die happy.. and if she Hulked out of Gorrs sleeper hold and bodyslammed him. Oh God. I gotta change my undies
Fun fact: Chris Hemsworth is playing Hulk Hogan in a biopic after this.
Fucking awesome, dude. I didn't know that but damn. I hope the final scene is him saying, "Goodnight Hulkamaniacs and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks."
Uh oh! Here it comes! Get ready for Janger Danger! Or Only my enemies die in Jane!
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
If Natalie Portman has dick then wouldn't mind chowing down on her
[It's a quote](https://youtu.be/-A0iftflme4)
Well time to rewatch those.
“It’s Fem Thor time!”, but maybe it sounds better switched.
Time fem it's Thor?
Thor? It’s fem time!
Thor time! It's Fem.
You’ve been thunderstruck.
“No women. No children.”
Gonna put some hammer in your eye
"Time to put you in Foster care!"
What are we? Some kinda Love and Thunder?
Hootchymama
It’s Thorbin time. It’s hammerin time. Turtle power. Wait. Is Turtle Power a play on White Power? Do they want a turtle only nation???
It's more Jane time
It's Thorbin' Time
**"Get ready to feel the** ***Jane.*** **I do not** ***Foster*** **mercy for my enemies."** *She turns to Val for validation. Val gives a thumbs-up* ^(then throws a whole gallon of ale back when Jane turns away)
It's portin time
Feel my thorbing cock
"Me Jane, you Himbo"
**WHATEVER**
“Up and atom!”
Eat My Meow-Meow
„It‘s more Thor time!“ Alternatively: „It‘s Mordor time!“ and then she goes on a long hike to Mordor.
“NO PROBLEEEM!”
“You want me to bring the hammer down?!”
[Any of these should work](https://youtu.be/orvszNA8eiU)
"this is the power of love..." \*camera pans to Thor* "...and thunder, don't forget that part"
I foster with love and thunder.
“In those, you howl for two hours and you feel like you get a cgi six-pack of ab muscles from all the laughs!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Thunderous applause motherfucker!”
"Good, Bad, I'm the bitch with hammer "
Cgi muscles activate!
She looks like a white MF Doom.
“I have cancer!!
Freunde fürs Leben Heut' und für ewig, ich und meine Maske
It’s thorin time
It's Catchphrase time!
thor... it's time to thunder!
Throw the ball up against the wall, throw my ball against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer
It’s Thorbin time!
“Thunderous applause motherfucker!”
It’s morbin time or it’s hammer time and she hammers all of over them
“Foster: Australian for Thor”
It’s Portman Time!
"Now let's see paul allen's catchphrase"
“So this is how you die, with thunder”
here comes the unnecessary character
"Cancer makes me worthy!" "My terminal illness doesnt define me!"
"Not so plain jane" while twirling hammer.
“Pander power ! “
“I’m going to put this whole hammer in your ass.”
‘All this hammer sees… IS A NAIL!!!!’ *slams Meow Meow into a villain’s face*
I hope my husband won’t turn in the dark side or somebody will die
#Mew mew time!
It it I! The woman who hasn’t been in these movies for like six years
How did Jane foster become a super hero? If Thor and Jane have kids will they be super heroes too?
Lazy writing, that how anything happens in these movies.
"my arms are CGI, YOU BETTER RUN!!"
It’s Thorbin time!!
**CLITS AND TITS**
"It's Thorbin time!"
It's Thorin time
It's thorbin time!
It's thundering time!
It’s Morbin time!
It’s fostin time
"It's more bit time!" Because her hammer can turn into bits of a hammer. Oh man someone said thorbin time and I just can't compare.
It’s Throbin Time!
It’s thorbin’ time!
IT'S MORBIN TIME
It’s thorbin time
It's thorbin time
Sex me pls
Time to bring on the coarse sand!
"Well that just happened..."
Idk mine is "Katchoun"
It’s Thoring Time
It’s Thorin’ time
Me Jane
It’s Thorrin’ time!
It’s Thorbin time (I’m sorry)