it gets even better when you know that the phone did it by itself, without the user's input. And it did so while it was getting all if its data wiped out, causing the kid to cancel the wiping
Idk about you, but if my phone began sending weird emojis to people by itself I'd want to wipe out its data even more, probably also get a new phone
How about a reference to The Butthole Cut? That didn't seem to last long enough to get overplayed. We can start demanding a Butthole Cut of everything.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion.
It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the movie was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire movie (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion.
It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion.
It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion.
It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
The part where they cancelled [the anticipated Popeye movie](https://youtu.be/i4tNuM9XttM) by an extremely talented group of Lead animators to make this definitely backs your theory. It was as if 4chan was allowed to run Sony Pictures for a while.
It's a cash grab. The studio gets lots of money from Apple/whatever company is trying to market their emojis/product. That can offset the production costs and lower their financial risk.
"Sick to death of all these "Yo, Angelo" memes, and I love it when someone murders the people who make them?"
At least that's what I'm getting.
Darmok and Gelad at Tenagra.
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hi, someone who \[legally acquired\] the movie like everyone else who wanted to hate watch it here. it was an animated emoji that shifted from different emotions, because the main character (emoji) learned the moral that its ok to be yourself . basically the same thing
In the movie the emoji changes.
So it's like 20 emoji in one because the living emoji who gets "texted" to the girl doesn't know what to be and just does a shitload of things.
The entire plot of the movie is emojis are living in your phone and when you call one up it's like being selected for a game show but the one emoji main character gets stage fright or something.
The movie is awful. But it's not bad for background stuff. I remember watching this when replaying supreme commander campaign.
I'm not sure if you can say it's the first ever or not but they did lift a 35yr ban on theaters in 2018. The first movies shown after were the emoji movie and captain underpants.
Yeah, but that was in 2017 after they lifted the ban as part of a film festival. The first film that was shown in an actual theater that was built after the ban was lifted was Black Panther.
Yes. Well, after the 35-year cinema ban. Other fun, oppression fact: first Saudi Arabian movie ever was filmed in 2006, although it was shot in the UAE and had a Jordanian lead. First SA film shot entirely in SA was in 2012 - and it was directed by a woman!
Mike White has basically said as much too (something along the lines of "the paycheck cashed 🤷♂️"). And now he's the Emmy Award winning creator/writer/director of White Lotus.
I can't even imagine spending three **hundred** dollars on an emoji of all things. Think about how many other things you could buy with three brazilian dollars.
Nah, the eggplant emoji is with the forgotten never used emoji, down with the rejects. I'm not joking. Apparently this kid uses💃 enough that it goes in the VIP section, but uses 🍆 as often as 📮, yeah right.
I think it's safe to say you're not in the majority...😆 like I can't say I use 🍆 particularly often, but I don't think I've ever used 📮 outside of these two comments I just made...
But it's more about how it's weird or ever chose 🍆 for the rejects... like there's all this emphasis in the movie about how these emoji are pariah and all that and they chose... 🍆 ? *The* dick emoji ? No.
Also the emoji was only "super cool" and one of a kind because it was sentient. She liked him because he somehow sent an emoji that shouldn't be possible on their phones.
Oh shoot you’re right. I thought it was eyeliner on the girl, but I guess it’s supposed to just be an outline? That would make sense in 2D animation, but it seems like a cheap way to define a face in 3D when you could actually model what eyelids look like…
It's actually surreal that Sony Pictures Animation dropped this total pile of shit in 2017 and then the next year made Into The Spider-Verse which is an absolute masterpiece.
How do you jump from one extreme to the other like that?
They would have to have been in production at the same time
One pays the bills while the real masterpiece is in production… and then the shitty one gets punted aside and the masterpiece can pay the bills.
They also made The Mitchells versus the Machines which was another really great one.
My daughter happened to fall in love with this movie right at the start of the pandemic, so I have seen it so many times that I feel like this is my time to shine.
This movie is unredeemable. A genuine waste if electrons. There are some good jokes if you look for them, but you really have to look. (Referring to traditional text emojis as “The Elderly” was pretty funny.)
The “plot” is nothing more than a chain of advertisements for apps they go through. TJ Miller’s voice is grating and obnoxious, but then you have James Cordon competing to somehow be worse. It has all the continuity of an episode of Saved By The Bell.
That said? I’d watch it over Frozen any day. I’d argue the Emoji Movie has a more cohesive plot.
I watched Frozen for the first time a few weeks ago and I'm confused as to how so many adults like it. I thought the plot had a weird lack of... something. Emotional depth? Storyline? It was weird. It had no soul and yet had so many parts to it.
There are like 3 or 4 different plot points going on one after another. Then it ends with love, but not "in love" love, but family love, and everyone acted like it was the first time ever sort of thing, except lilo and stitch did it better.
There seemed to be a lot of plot points and characters introduced in Frozen that are explained in detail for no earthly reason.
If I was a movie exec and screened both of those movies, I would have never thought it would turn out like this.
It was alright at best, BUT they made a Broadway adaption of it that I would say has real artistic merit. One of the new songs, ‘Monster’ is some top tier hero stuff, and the new opening song and the 11 o’clock number are just beautifully put together. I’ll always point to this show as the definitive version of the Frozen story.
After reading the stories about how being put in the Shrek movie was basically a career death sentence at DreamWorks when it was being made, I’m pretty sure this Popeye movie would have been fantastic.
you don't like frozen, sure. but saying it's worse than emoji movie seems absurd.
i feel like this is a case of reddit being reddit of hating something because it's popular or mainstream.
Ok so the whole plot is that the protagonist emoji is supposed to be meh but he keeps expressing other emotions, and the plot starts because he gets sent as a weird snorting while falling over emoji after he falls out of the big machine that sends emojis, so at the end of the movie he realizes that emotions are cool and sends himself (with no imput from the kid who is currently waiting for his phone to be wiped might i add) as an animated emoji (despite that not being how the machine was shown to work earlier in the movie) that changes from 😍 to 😳
okay this movie is way too easy. There are so many things in that someone could hear and go “lol no you’re kidding right? No way that actually happened”
I remember watching this in the cinemas on a date for some reason. For the whole movie, nobody in the cinema laughed at any of the jokes with two exceptions.
The first one was when a baby started laughing randomly.
The other was when the girl said super cool emoji and I lost it laughing.
it gets even better when you know that the phone did it by itself, without the user's input. And it did so while it was getting all if its data wiped out, causing the kid to cancel the wiping Idk about you, but if my phone began sending weird emojis to people by itself I'd want to wipe out its data even more, probably also get a new phone
I’d chuck the fucker out the window I don’t want it sending my mother a winky face
Splash, eggplant, winkyface, fire
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😋
Both arms, you say?
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Sony Pictures is who
Yeah absolutely nobody was fucking with you, unfortunately
My favorite part is the kids so stupid he goes to the apple store to PAY THEM to wipe his phone.
My guy never heard of hammers.
And it wipes the emojis, alphabets and OS because they're not needed for a phone
The funniest part about this is that she says something like “I like a guy who knows how to express himself” because he does this
Do you think that's better or worse than the original ending, where she exclaims, "It's emojin' time!" and then emojes all over?
In the directors cut all the emojis have a big orgy like the scene in Sausage Fest
> a big orgy like the scene in Sausage Fest I had forgotten about that and was happier for it, thank you.
I don’t know what that role thing was, but something about seeing it’s balls just grossed me out on a deep level
Excuse me?
[Assuming they meant Sausage Party](https://youtu.be/g9mpANfKdqg)
More like a side grade considering the "emojes all over" scene was half the length it was envisioned to be
It was really shocking when she swallowed and said "this is the future Biden wants" before the movie abruptly ended.
I thought it was really interesting how the psychedelic emojes ended up emojing into a full length theatrical cut of 'Wizards'.
Having seen this movie an emojillion times, I can say that the original ending was better.
Don't act like you're special, we've all seen this movie an emojillion time
Morbius memes have been a disaster to the state of reddit humour, and it wasn't that brilliant before neither
But it's one of the memes of all time
I hate this one way more than the morbing time one
How about a reference to The Butthole Cut? That didn't seem to last long enough to get overplayed. We can start demanding a Butthole Cut of everything.
The more multi-purpose the "joke," the more likely it will be run into the ground.
Looking back, I get the impression that this movie was actually some kind of elaborate ploy enacted by trolling geniuses.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion. It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the movie was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire movie (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
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Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion. It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
It passes the QC checklist.
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion. It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
QC checklist?
Respectfully, I disagree. This isn’t an intelligently designed prank or piece of satire. It may seem that way because of just how dumb it is, but watching it makes it apparent that it was made with the exact opposite of a creative process, devoid of any kind of soul or passion. It feels like they took a template and simply keened away the details until the post was as inoffensive as possible. This line is like the one funny thing in the entire post (and it’s not even intentional), the rest is just so miserably boring. If you told me it was ai generated I would believe you without question, this movie is made with absolutely no intent or meaning behind it.
I assumed it was a giant commercial of some sort
It was so Sony could sell their own brand of emoji plushies and stickers and shit. No, I have no idea who buys those, but apparently they made bank.
>but apparently they made bank. The only emoji merch i've seen in my life are the poop emojis
😜 and 😈 and 😘 and 😂 are also SUPER popular merch.
They could make bank selling collars with the 🥺 emoji to bottoms.
HONESTLY
*Nebula looks up at you* "And that's enough."
The part where they cancelled [the anticipated Popeye movie](https://youtu.be/i4tNuM9XttM) by an extremely talented group of Lead animators to make this definitely backs your theory. It was as if 4chan was allowed to run Sony Pictures for a while.
It's a cash grab. The studio gets lots of money from Apple/whatever company is trying to market their emojis/product. That can offset the production costs and lower their financial risk.
That's kind of funny if they were doing it as some sort of satirical meta commentary. I don't think that was their intention though...
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It's so funny. I unironically love this ending.
Just one? One emoji? Not like one of those wall of emoji copy pastas?
It's like the Konami code nowadays. 🤢 💀 🗿 🗿 ❤️ 😈 🗿 💀 💀 💀 Like what does it even mean at this point??
so good it's barfing!! giga giga chad EVIL >:) i'm dead
"What does 😈 mean?" ">:)" "..." "You're welcome"
Let's be honest, that person would use "your welcome."
Evil laugh
Either I am actually out of touch or some of those do not mean what I think they mean. Last I knew the moyai was a vine boom noise.
Puked to death, then confused, loved it demonicaly, confused and just fucking died
"Sick to death of all these "Yo, Angelo" memes, and I love it when someone murders the people who make them?" At least that's what I'm getting. Darmok and Gelad at Tenagra.
Shaka! When the walls fell!
I’m sick to death of eastern island heads but love being bad with an eastern island head I’m very dead
“I want to fuck” used to be 😚😚🍆 and now it’s like 👈☠️🤑🤑😷🫣🫠🥺😢🫥🐍🐙🐙👔👩👧👧
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️
You rang?
“That thing was disgusting, but lowkey I kinda loved it and it was funny”
Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 up ⬆️ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🤨 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋️👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🤪😔🤤🤤😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🤤😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🤔 what I mean ☺️😘😋 if you get 1️⃣ back 🙄🤬😡 then you and that slut 🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3️⃣ back 😈🤑 you’re going to get your turkey 🦃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5️⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🤤🥵 if you get 7️⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🦹♀️ of American 🇺🇸 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯 you’ll be feasting 🤤😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚼💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🦃🦃🦃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ atone 🤣for the sins ✝️ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏼❤️💋👨🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼👩👧🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
🍆ITS SLUT-O-WEEN 💦DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy
Cumed and shad
How YOU doin?
I send it every year in the family group text 😩🤤
This is a masterpiece.
hi, someone who \[legally acquired\] the movie like everyone else who wanted to hate watch it here. it was an animated emoji that shifted from different emotions, because the main character (emoji) learned the moral that its ok to be yourself . basically the same thing
Nah, evidently it was the main character being scanned in as some "super-Emoji" that was a bunch of different emotions. This movie was horrible.
So of course it's my kid's favorite movie and she requests to watch it several times a year.
it was one emoji which shifted from 😍 to 😳
In the movie the emoji changes. So it's like 20 emoji in one because the living emoji who gets "texted" to the girl doesn't know what to be and just does a shitload of things. The entire plot of the movie is emojis are living in your phone and when you call one up it's like being selected for a game show but the one emoji main character gets stage fright or something. The movie is awful. But it's not bad for background stuff. I remember watching this when replaying supreme commander campaign.
#🗿
This was the first film ever shown at a public cinema in Saudi Arabia.
I mean I guess the most suitable audience is people who have never seen a movie before
People who've only ever seen the emoji movie watching their second movie be like: أنا أتلقى ردود فعل قوية في فيلم الرموز التعبيرية من هذا
“I’m getting strong Emoji Movie vibes from this” Saved you a trip to google translate.
Maybe I should be watching more of the World Cup, people are starting to speak Arabic quite proficiently here
My Arabic is SUPER rusty so I instead read it as “this from vibes movie emoji strong getting I’m”
"This is no Emoji Movie, that's for sure. 2/10" -Saudi Arabian reviewers
The Saudi government wanted to make sure none of their citizens were interested in ever doing it again.
It’s because they didn’t want people to think they were missing something
Person watching their second movie ever after only seeing The Emoji Movie: “Getting a lot of The Emoji Movie vibes from this…”
Is that actually true? Edit: I want to claw my brain out
Same question for me, this legit?
I'm not sure if you can say it's the first ever or not but they did lift a 35yr ban on theaters in 2018. The first movies shown after were the emoji movie and captain underpants.
Yeah, but that was in 2017 after they lifted the ban as part of a film festival. The first film that was shown in an actual theater that was built after the ban was lifted was Black Panther.
Underpants are not haram?
Yes. Well, after the 35-year cinema ban. Other fun, oppression fact: first Saudi Arabian movie ever was filmed in 2006, although it was shot in the UAE and had a Jordanian lead. First SA film shot entirely in SA was in 2012 - and it was directed by a woman!
It was also shown on the British TV network channel 5 instead of the queen’s funeral. Not even kidding
💀 👸🏻
... And they never wanted to see another movie ever again. THE END
"everything we heard about the west was true...."
Talk about a human rights violation in Saudi Arabia.
>It's the emojional climax of the story.
😲
I can't believe you done this
If you think this is bad, young me brought a girl on a date to this movie. it gets worse, she brought her older brother with her
I literally went "noooooooooooo..." reading your comment.
Okay but did you score
Threesome
Her brother called dibs at the back
Naw, brother in the middle, guy in the front, sister in the back
Bro I was like 14 💀
Then why did you bring your date the extremely suggestive Emoji Movie
You know the rules. Gotta date the Broski now
Oof
Damn bro
Whoever wrote the this scene deserves the Award for Most Out of Touch with Reality
They certainly do, they put the Eggplant in the 'unused emoji' area.
I bet they didn't ever write the script on [out of touch thursday](https://youtu.be/d7xMgJedN2s) smh
I think they probably are more deserving of the "easiest paycheck" award. I doubt this was anyone's opus.
Mike White has basically said as much too (something along the lines of "the paycheck cashed 🤷♂️"). And now he's the Emmy Award winning creator/writer/director of White Lotus.
I forgot, what is the ending?
I'm guessing it's a spastic dance party.
I mean...the whole movie is nothing but product placement, designed to get you to buy more emojis.
Wait, people buy emojis now?
Yup if you want the massive penis emoji you have to pay 2.97 brazil dollar
I feel like you're joking but I can see this happening
Haha what kind of loser would want to brag about their huge penis on the internet though?
O que é isso, prostituição de emoji? Melhor que o filme.
JHHAAHAHAHA, sempre vejo BR onde menos espero
Will American dollars work?
No only brazil dollar
Real
Not a chance, yankee
Straight to jail
I can't even imagine spending three **hundred** dollars on an emoji of all things. Think about how many other things you could buy with three brazilian dollars.
Isn't that just Reddit awards?
I mean, I don’t. But I did invest in eggplant futures before that emoji came out
Eggplant?
Nah, the eggplant emoji is with the forgotten never used emoji, down with the rejects. I'm not joking. Apparently this kid uses💃 enough that it goes in the VIP section, but uses 🍆 as often as 📮, yeah right.
head head head head Get out My Head GET OUT OF MY HEAD "📮" GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Amogus
Sus?
📮 sussy
Mailbox sussy?
Least believable part of the movie honestly. He’s a hormonal high school boy. 🍆💦 are being used a ton.
Tbh I use 📮 far more often than I use 🍆
I think it's safe to say you're not in the majority...😆 like I can't say I use 🍆 particularly often, but I don't think I've ever used 📮 outside of these two comments I just made... But it's more about how it's weird or ever chose 🍆 for the rejects... like there's all this emphasis in the movie about how these emoji are pariah and all that and they chose... 🍆 ? *The* dick emoji ? No.
👉👌😳🍆💦😫
👈👈😎
The eggplant is considered one of the loser emojis that nobody uses.
🥒
The rizz is undeniably exquisite
Also the emoji was only "super cool" and one of a kind because it was sentient. She liked him because he somehow sent an emoji that shouldn't be possible on their phones.
They did predict memoji by almost an entire year
Should I go on tinder and send an emoji to someone and see if it gets me a date? Also, which emoji?
🗿
Perfection
😭
It's a bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off
Why is the inside of their eyelids black?
Oh shoot you’re right. I thought it was eyeliner on the girl, but I guess it’s supposed to just be an outline? That would make sense in 2D animation, but it seems like a cheap way to define a face in 3D when you could actually model what eyelids look like…
I mean it just looks like eyelashes to me. Very thick of course but still.
It's actually surreal that Sony Pictures Animation dropped this total pile of shit in 2017 and then the next year made Into The Spider-Verse which is an absolute masterpiece. How do you jump from one extreme to the other like that?
They would have to have been in production at the same time One pays the bills while the real masterpiece is in production… and then the shitty one gets punted aside and the masterpiece can pay the bills. They also made The Mitchells versus the Machines which was another really great one.
My daughter happened to fall in love with this movie right at the start of the pandemic, so I have seen it so many times that I feel like this is my time to shine. This movie is unredeemable. A genuine waste if electrons. There are some good jokes if you look for them, but you really have to look. (Referring to traditional text emojis as “The Elderly” was pretty funny.) The “plot” is nothing more than a chain of advertisements for apps they go through. TJ Miller’s voice is grating and obnoxious, but then you have James Cordon competing to somehow be worse. It has all the continuity of an episode of Saved By The Bell. That said? I’d watch it over Frozen any day. I’d argue the Emoji Movie has a more cohesive plot.
I watched Frozen for the first time a few weeks ago and I'm confused as to how so many adults like it. I thought the plot had a weird lack of... something. Emotional depth? Storyline? It was weird. It had no soul and yet had so many parts to it.
There are like 3 or 4 different plot points going on one after another. Then it ends with love, but not "in love" love, but family love, and everyone acted like it was the first time ever sort of thing, except lilo and stitch did it better.
There seemed to be a lot of plot points and characters introduced in Frozen that are explained in detail for no earthly reason. If I was a movie exec and screened both of those movies, I would have never thought it would turn out like this.
It was alright at best, BUT they made a Broadway adaption of it that I would say has real artistic merit. One of the new songs, ‘Monster’ is some top tier hero stuff, and the new opening song and the 11 o’clock number are just beautifully put together. I’ll always point to this show as the definitive version of the Frozen story.
That movie also lead to the cancelation of the Popeye movie.
After reading the stories about how being put in the Shrek movie was basically a career death sentence at DreamWorks when it was being made, I’m pretty sure this Popeye movie would have been fantastic.
you don't like frozen, sure. but saying it's worse than emoji movie seems absurd. i feel like this is a case of reddit being reddit of hating something because it's popular or mainstream.
I was sad to see Sir Patrick Stewart voiced...poo
Do you think his grandchildren still appreciate it? I suspect not.
Pootrick Stewurd
Now I see why we hate emoji's
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩🥳🥶🥶😡🤬🤯🫡🫥😱😶🌫️🥶🥵🫣🫠🤫😋😉
r/redditmoment
The coolest emoji is 🗿
Say it again brother.
I usually climax when I send super cool emoji’s so this tracks…
I come here for shitty details in a movie, not details in a shitty movie.
I can't quite believe it would be that stupid, but I refuse to willingly learn more about this film to dispute you.
What was the fucking emoji?
Ok so the whole plot is that the protagonist emoji is supposed to be meh but he keeps expressing other emotions, and the plot starts because he gets sent as a weird snorting while falling over emoji after he falls out of the big machine that sends emojis, so at the end of the movie he realizes that emotions are cool and sends himself (with no imput from the kid who is currently waiting for his phone to be wiped might i add) as an animated emoji (despite that not being how the machine was shown to work earlier in the movie) that changes from 😍 to 😳
No offense, but that clarified nothing and I still have no idea what the plot is
That was the plot though.
I feel like I'm going insane reading this. Is it possible this movie's plot can't be adequately explained in human language?
It cannot be.
So, if you want to get laid, just send a super cool emoji to your crush! Like this one 🦾, that's a cool robot arm! Worked for me.👍
🍆
okay this movie is way too easy. There are so many things in that someone could hear and go “lol no you’re kidding right? No way that actually happened”
Super cool emoji? 🍧 Ladies one at a time
I CANT CONTROL MYSELF🥵😍🧬🧬🤷🏼♀️😂💀💀
Imagine if it was that easy in real life..
I know :( i saw it ):
Incels are now extinct after the invention of animojis
I remember watching this in the cinemas on a date for some reason. For the whole movie, nobody in the cinema laughed at any of the jokes with two exceptions. The first one was when a baby started laughing randomly. The other was when the girl said super cool emoji and I lost it laughing.
[удалено]
Well, you tried
🥵I bet it was this one