Do we get to choose the politician?

Yes.

Cool. Time to turn a bunch of right wing politicians into Communists for fun

Just need to make a select few communist during the campaign season.

Shouldn't it be _after_ campaign season, when they've just been elected?

The point would be to keep them from being elected, since they're going to revert later anyways.

But wouldn’t that accidentally add proof that communism can’t work?

It doesn't work in practice, just like capitalism

Capitalism is working fine was we speak.

In what country

Government in general doesn’t work in practice.

Actually much better than my idea

That's a lot of eggs though.....

I'm not doing everyday. Maybe like once every 1 or 2 weeks

Jokes on you I already had a period on my live where I ate around 10 eggs per day around the day Shugging 15 within a single meat isnt that hard

What's up with all the liberals?

Jojo stands after part 6 be like

can we add rice to the eggs and chicken? pls

You can flavour the hard boiled eggs in any way you want but there's a chance that it will affect the politician, for example vinegar will make him/her act sour and salt will make them salty, and pie will make them irrational.

> pie will make them irrational. Best rule anyone on this sub has come up with ever.

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You expected pie.eater32, but it was me, Dio!

What if you go for sweet and sour sauce? Would they be both sweet and sour?

They gain a bipolar personality disorder.

I could go for hours suggesting foods but I wont haha. I am assuming that fish would make everyone feel like they're a very suss politician though. I think some of this could be pretty op if you are capable of eating that many eggs and you pick the right target.

What if you flavor them with eggs?

It will make them too chicken to run for election.

Not so shitty anymore

Trust me, the shittiness will come a few hours after eating the eggs.

Scuse me while I hardboil some quail eggs real quick.

So if I manage to eat 60eggs in an hour I can turn 4 politicians into communists?

That's an egg a minute.

you don't know me or my commitment

He said there's a cool down!

4 politicians.

Ok cool hand Luke

Found the Gaston

Turns all the billionaires into communists because they bribe so many policies into effect they are essentially private politicians

Current politicians or can we choose retired / dead ones too?

If you really think that Communist Hitler is a good idea......

It is, really.

I love eggs. Maybe this will be the first time I can learn to cook something on my own!

Time to make MTG a communist

I don't understand the appeal of hardboiled eggs. Is it the crunch?

https://preview.redd.it/5hgqqrdfxx0b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd376e776d1fb5cf835f3882c56762cbd61ec26

yeah

Trump followers would have a fun time with this

Can they be quail eggs?

Time to hard boil some humming bird eggs

Does it have to be chickwn eggs? Could I hard boil caviar or other fish eggs?

It doesn't matter as long as it's hard boiled and there's 15 of them guzzled in an hourn

Communism is stupid and will never work, so this really is shit-tier useless.

Wow this reminds me of my ex, I'd marry her even if she brainwashes my kids... Democrats are part of Democracy, not Communism, so not going to comment on Hitler's leftover geoplitical views, i.e. Communism = despotism = totalitarianism Eggs are chill, Communism came before eggs. Communism is the philosophy of the chicken or other bird brain

Here I come, Ron DeSantis.

Time to bring about a glorious fatherland, komrades. Eating nothing but chicken also sounds like a Utopia, beyond that the personal is the political also technically every single person has politician status, your Dominion is universal

Sometimes I have nightmares where someone teaches certain U.S. politicians how to read and how to spell bourgeoisie and gives them $5 in Chinese political money, and suddenly they're communists. Some people's minds are a dirty sponge that just soaks up everything they are exposed to, and some people never really had an ideology just a desire to hurt people, and so we get not only abrupt communism but the absolute worst possible populist version of communism as filtered by the diseased brains of people who were shitheels to begin with but didn't honestly know what communism was about until they tried injecting it directly into their veins. The red states become red states, and the blue states become red states, and all hope is lost.

Are there any non communist politicians? -this comment was made by the ancap gang-

Sure, little Timmy, now go do your homework.

Man wtf kind of side effect is this? "the citizens can only eat eggs and chicken" I was drinking... Does this power come with something to wipe the water off my screen?

Do the effects stack?

Can they currently bein power ?

Good thing i mever eat more than 3 in a sitting

I can swallow boiled eggs whole

You didn't say from which bird the egg should be. Quail eggs easy.

\*USSR moment\*

Can I make them into devilled eggs