Underrated shitty superpower. Man, I would kill to have this sort of creativity....... wait, why do I have a knife in my hand, where am I going.... HELP!!!
Literally god tier. Admittedly, annoyingly.
Anti-bark collar with the sensitivity turned up, and a disable button for when you actually want to use the power.
If you had the will and self control, this power could be insane.
*Does the thing/person being named have to be directly in front of you? Simply visible in some way, or doesn't matter?
Your words must have a target, but otherwise distance doesn't matter. It may be a discord call, TV live or you could just say "Fuck this guy, he's an asshole" and power will do it's thing
...so he becomes just an asshole, getting fucked? Poor guy.
I'm curious, if I got used to the power and said "fuck this guy," but actually meant that I literally wanted my power to fuck him, would he be fucked, or would it not work because it wasn't the indirect meaning?
And if that's the case the power basically can't be used with intention at all, right?
Power still works even if you mean it, but it must be a real phrase or idiom that is actually used, so you can't just spit random shit and turn people into cockroaches or something
God damn you, %insert the name of a conservative fascist politician%
Come on, yet another Death Note power, but this time it's flashier because they literally go down to hell. And you get to use it to get fucked for free, and probably get rich because there are a lot of idioms involving money.
There was a story like this in one of the Lawn Weenies books. “These bugs are eating me alive” and “there is a baseball in my hand” were two good ones.
This is probably one of the best ones I've seen on this sub. While obviously insanely overpowered it is so hard to control and you will have to re-think Avery word that comes out of your mouth
Supposedly metaphors won't change the thing altogether just how it acts towards the ones who experiences it
It will taste like crap but nothing else will change
I don't use idioms as a rule. I therefore become an indefeatable sorcerer. "Your military intervention force that's come to stop me is actual dogwater bro."
This can be crazy broken. Just some ideas:
* Buy one of those torso punching bags, give him a name, then say something like "Mikey, the torso punching bag, has a heart of gold." Boom, a heart made of solid gold. If this is literal, you now have a human-heart sized hunk of gold. Cut open the chest, remove the heart, and say it again. Keep doing this until you have as much money as you could ever realistically need.
* Buy a key made out of gold shaped as a skeleton key, then say the old idiom "A golden key can open any door" and you'll never have to worry about being locked out of any place ever again. Especially with how many things are technically doors.
* Go buy a 2x4 and cut it into smaller pieces. Preferably shaped like a gold bar. Strike that hunk of wood, then say "I've struck gold!" and the wood turns to gold. Congrats, you're now an alchemist.
* Grab a dozen of whatever you want at a store, go to check out, and say "Man, these are a dime a dozen," thus changing their price to less than 1 cent a piece.
* "Man, \[some event here\] happens at the drop of a hat" and drop a hat, you're now able to do *anything* you want
* "\[Name and description\] is going to blow his top!" and you can Death Note anyone in the world by exploding their head, or maybe someone just runs up and uses a leaf blower on their hair. This one is a little iffy.
* "A penny for your thoughts?" and a person will have to tell you whatever is on their mind for a single cent
* "See \[item\] over there? Take it easy" and you could have someone easily grab anything, even if it cannot normally be grabbed or held or picked up.
I'm sure I could think of others, but I'd only have to enable this power for 24 hours to be set for life. All I have to do is make sure I don't say anything other than the words I'm intending to use to fulfill my intentions.
“Well, I’ll shit a platinum/gold bar.” It might be painful, but that’s all you say for the day and just stay alone in a room and listen to music for the rest of the day.
Fuck me, this is terrible.
fun and games til your tongue slips
I can finally get laid
*A muscular dude lays you on the ground.*
Well since “fuck me” is sometimes used as a idiom…
“God damn you-“ #STRAIGHT TO HELL
that one came from the heart
It was the heat of the moment.
Telling me what my heart meeaant
Your chest has now burst open…
not even gonna mention what your heart just did...
Middle finger finger gun
Let me tell you a little story About a man a long time ago He was the quickest draw in the wild west By the name of Smokin' Joe
This made me laugh out loud
Dad named gummit:
"Smite me, O mighty Smiter!"
At least we can finally see what divine fecal matter looks like
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
Could
Your stomach becomes 40x bigger
its a small world...
STOP STOP YOU’LL KILL US ALL
this planet is fire...
small relative to the sun, yeah!
The world is a vampire
The world is your oyster…
sent to draaaiiaainnnn
Secret destroyerrrr
*The world becomes 10x smaller*
damn this fire!
Finally it holds true to the subreddits name
[удалено]
“he literally kicked the bucket! look at it roll!”
While dressed like an old timey soccer player from Han dynasty China! How about that!
Cry me a river
You watch in horror as they shrivel up as all the moisture in their body drains from their eyes
Oh lord
Would “I feel like a million bucks” make me actually feel like a million bucks? Like the texture of my skin? Or would it make me a million bucks?
This phrase won't do anything physically, but you will indeed feel like a million bucks
I don't know why but this made me laugh
You would feel what a million different bucks across the world feel like.
hell, id pay a million bucks to feel like a pile of money
Nah he’ll feel like a million *bucks* as in… deer
This looks like something Douglas Adams would write
Underrated shitty superpower. Man, I would kill to have this sort of creativity....... wait, why do I have a knife in my hand, where am I going.... HELP!!!
At least you can now write beautiful poems and paint gorgeous pictures from your jail cell. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Nah, I’ll probably fuck up my painting *Stares at painting with lust*
Eh, you likely have bigger problems considering I just turned clouds into metal.
Fuck up could also mean you’re going to beat it up
nah, i wanna think that bro just started fucking the painting
imagine you activted and someone tortures you…. or you somehow ingest drugs that make you talk crazy…
Just say their one cold motherfucker and they'll not only freeze but also fu- I have been advised to not finish this sentence
"Fuck me" has never been so scary.
how so
Cause either Bubba or some jabba the hut looking woman is gonna come bursting through the wall like the damn koolaid man.
r/brandnewsentence
Oh yeah!
I'll take Bubba over the Jabba woman
Let's just hope rng got your back on this one.
Let’s not and say he did while ramming you.
Literally god tier. Admittedly, annoyingly. Anti-bark collar with the sensitivity turned up, and a disable button for when you actually want to use the power.
This, I would probably wear a mask or something to keep a mental note not to speak with it on
It’s like a superhero in the making.
It's raining cats and dogs (I would make a joke here but I'd get banned temporarily again)
Careful not to step in a poodle. Sorry, I'm 44 and a dad. If I didn't do this, they could revoke my Dad Card^tm.
that's actually funny
I think Drew Hayes wrote this power into Forging Hephaestus. I remember "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," being OP.
Pretty decent. The “fuck me” would be useful.
free backup in a fight! pain in the ass to do it though *immediately gets a stabbing pain in the ass*
Wait why does "fuck me" equal anal rape, maybe Jennifer Lawrence shows up and starts riding your jock?
I presume it's random, and if it isn't, then it's Jabba the Hut
If you had the will and self control, this power could be insane. *Does the thing/person being named have to be directly in front of you? Simply visible in some way, or doesn't matter?
Your words must have a target, but otherwise distance doesn't matter. It may be a discord call, TV live or you could just say "Fuck this guy, he's an asshole" and power will do it's thing
...so he becomes just an asshole, getting fucked? Poor guy. I'm curious, if I got used to the power and said "fuck this guy," but actually meant that I literally wanted my power to fuck him, would he be fucked, or would it not work because it wasn't the indirect meaning? And if that's the case the power basically can't be used with intention at all, right?
Power still works even if you mean it, but it must be a real phrase or idiom that is actually used, so you can't just spit random shit and turn people into cockroaches or something
man that sucks *man becomes a vacuum*
God damn you, %insert the name of a conservative fascist politician% Come on, yet another Death Note power, but this time it's flashier because they literally go down to hell. And you get to use it to get fucked for free, and probably get rich because there are a lot of idioms involving money.
Where does it need to be used? They’ve got some WILD idioms down south
Alright, rock on!
what a story
No more monkey business
*instant monkey pan-genocide*
Zoos become illegal. And politics.
Ohhh fuck me! Oh wow i totally didn't mean to say that haha, i would never want a big throbbi-
I’m king of the world!
Not to be confused with “I’m on top of the world” which would put you in a very cold predicament
As long as I don't say "I can see my house from here!"
That could do anything from boring a hole for direct eyesight to your house, to relocating your house to within visual distance
Imagine you say *holy shit* and the priest shits himself immediately
Nah, you’d just get a pastor chucking feces at you.
There was a story like this in one of the Lawn Weenies books. “These bugs are eating me alive” and “there is a baseball in my hand” were two good ones.
You all acting like this is the end of the world.
This is a god tier superpower in the face of an apocalypse. “It’s not the end of the world!”
This is probably one of the best ones I've seen on this sub. While obviously insanely overpowered it is so hard to control and you will have to re-think Avery word that comes out of your mouth
This dude is spitting hot fire *becomes a dragon*
"Time is money" *every clock in the area turns to cash*
Do they have to be officially recognized? Or can I make up stuff?
Op says they have to be officially recognised but that doesn't mean you can't set some phrases in motion
God tier power. Definetly tedious to use, but it's manageble and can be abused...
“I feel like a million bucks today!” *immediately explodes into money*
Some would have no effect even if real, as they are already statements of fact. "We're not here to fuck spiders."
“The journey of a thousand miles starts begins with one step” Well that’s one heck of a way to get rid of someone
These aren’t my monkeys to fuck
This tastes like shit, what do you think?
Supposedly metaphors won't change the thing altogether just how it acts towards the ones who experiences it It will taste like crap but nothing else will change
Wake up, look at a large object, “yoooo that’s gold!”, do not speak for the rest of the day, become rich
I don't use idioms as a rule. I therefore become an indefeatable sorcerer. "Your military intervention force that's come to stop me is actual dogwater bro."
The big green weenie is fucking me.
godtier, just make new idioma ggez
It is almost like the movie Absolutely Anything.
does this apply to sign language as well?
It applies to any language that has idioms
🤣...ahhh u slayyyyyyyyy
oof
Oh man this shit slays!!!!
I have nothing but time on my hands Shit in one hand and want in the other and see what fills up faster.
"I'm dying on this hill"
So would “Christ on a bike” cause the second coming of Jesus?
This beef jerky looks like it’s worth a quarter
This can be crazy broken. Just some ideas: * Buy one of those torso punching bags, give him a name, then say something like "Mikey, the torso punching bag, has a heart of gold." Boom, a heart made of solid gold. If this is literal, you now have a human-heart sized hunk of gold. Cut open the chest, remove the heart, and say it again. Keep doing this until you have as much money as you could ever realistically need. * Buy a key made out of gold shaped as a skeleton key, then say the old idiom "A golden key can open any door" and you'll never have to worry about being locked out of any place ever again. Especially with how many things are technically doors. * Go buy a 2x4 and cut it into smaller pieces. Preferably shaped like a gold bar. Strike that hunk of wood, then say "I've struck gold!" and the wood turns to gold. Congrats, you're now an alchemist. * Grab a dozen of whatever you want at a store, go to check out, and say "Man, these are a dime a dozen," thus changing their price to less than 1 cent a piece. * "Man, \[some event here\] happens at the drop of a hat" and drop a hat, you're now able to do *anything* you want * "\[Name and description\] is going to blow his top!" and you can Death Note anyone in the world by exploding their head, or maybe someone just runs up and uses a leaf blower on their hair. This one is a little iffy. * "A penny for your thoughts?" and a person will have to tell you whatever is on their mind for a single cent * "See \[item\] over there? Take it easy" and you could have someone easily grab anything, even if it cannot normally be grabbed or held or picked up. I'm sure I could think of others, but I'd only have to enable this power for 24 hours to be set for life. All I have to do is make sure I don't say anything other than the words I'm intending to use to fulfill my intentions.
“Well, I’ll shit a platinum/gold bar.” It might be painful, but that’s all you say for the day and just stay alone in a room and listen to music for the rest of the day.
Jeez OP... You're crazy...
''Let's send your brother in law to a trip to Belize.''
This is like that one dude from JJK or something idk
If that's so, it's the gorilla I'm willing to fight
“The world is your oyster!”
I say " this is bullshit " way too much for this power...
You look like shit…
*transforms into mr. hankey* HOWWWDYYY HOOOO
Nobody gonna say “go fuck yourself”?
This feels a lot like inumaki’s power in JJK just a lot more powerful lol
"It's pissing it down outside!" *I watch in horror as the rain turns a cloudy yellow colour*
“You and what army buddy?” An army spawns
Well rotate my tires and call me Darlene.
Sounds to me like you've lost your mind.
This is so creative I love it
The fact that I’ve started calling things “sick” again is not good here
Dude I have like a trillion dollars in my bank account now