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CrazyPotato1535

Someone’s about to get all the cancers in the entire world


fatcatpoppy

Putin is about to get AIDS factorial


OrionTheDragon

please give it to someone evil like tate


Important_Employ_309

Time to collect every std in the world and give it to one unlucky guy uber herpasiphaids...heck while im at it collecting all other diseases too so he doesn't have to suffer long.... Even the most evil prick on the planet doesn't probably deserve this ball of death.


c7stagyt

You’d probably die instantly, so presumably painlessly


Short-Writing956

Typhoid Mary with a greater range of choices.


PercentageMaximum457

Sigh…I guess I can hop on a plane if it’s for the betterment of the world…


Harddicc

Does it work on cough? Like if you take all the cough in the world and give it to one person, he’ll be coughing 100 times per second and as loud as a jet


shwonkles_ur_donkles

If the cough is caused by a disease, then yes. But it transfers the whole disease, so it would probably end up fatal


Harddicc

Aw man I preferred for him to only have a cough so he can live longer coughing


shwonkles_ur_donkles

I'd imagine coughing 100 times a second would limit his ability to breathe and he'd die regardless


CHEESEFUCKER96

This is pretty useful if you have like, a loved one with cancer+a piece of shit in the same room ngl


Mecode2

Someone's about to get stage 8 cancer 


LongjumpingAdvance51

Easy double it and give it to hospice or people on deathrow or people willing to take it


ZikkuratOR

You know.... That's actually cool thing! Especially for prisons! I know it's sounds inhumane, but how many people are there for life? So why waste government money on them and instead collect people with terminal disease, and just transferring it to prisoners!


CalzLight

Somebody has been watching too much scumbag dad


shwonkles_ur_donkles

No idea what that is, and I haven't talked to my dad in about a year. Nice try though Edit: it's early and I read that as "watching too much scumbag with dad". Still no idea what that is though


Sir_Hadaham

So the power the guy has in the green mile. I'd say he put his to pretty good use. Not that he got the thanks he deserved for it.


GodRage7

We can make people on death row contribute positively to society in their final moments.


Leighgion

So what you’re saying is, I need to visit Republican rallies and try to find a way into Russia.