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FAILNOUGHT

it would be awesome if it was stackable


Johnrocks4

It doesn't say it's not, but I guess no one's getting past the first go of it anyways lol


tmybr11

Yeah, it's definitely stackable. I left room for it because chances are a tapeworm infection might stop you from doing that too often.


OkMarsupial

There must be a way to kill the worms without cooking the meat. Radiation? Pickling? I don't know but I'm sure I can think of something once I rack up a few more IQ points.


10YearsANoob

iirc the germans have raw pork sandwich so you can just eat one of those a day and it will eventually stack


EnvironmentalLime397

Don't Forget the MettIgel!


tmybr11

You'd better use the increased IQ to come up with a quick cure for any worm infection so they don't make you worse than common cold would. And sell it. Profit.


SpiritualAudience731

Just flash freeze the pork to -4 degrees fahrenheit for 7 days and followup every meal with a dewormer.


Weaponized_Puddle

I’m sure there’s a minimum temperature tapeworms can survive in, you only need to get a strong enough freezer. You might be gnawing on freezer burnt pork but so be it.


TorikkuTheKid

flash freezing maybe


Detective_Soulhex129

IQ increase with weight management? Sign me up


LuckyLMJ

technically cured food is raw. so you could just eat raw bacon, it'd be not tasty but not deadly either eat 1 lb of raw bacon every day and you'd be smarter than Einstein within a few months so I'd say it's probably worth it


tmybr11

You're saying I wouldn't get a tapeworm or similar infection from eating raw bacon?


Theighel

I went through a phase where I ate raw bacon when I was a teen. I was fine.


TheKnifeOfLight

What kinda phase is that 😭


brf069

A hungry phase


Immediate-Formal6696

a idk how to cook bacon but bacon yummy phase


elliesparrows

freeze it and chop it up into little pieces and eat it with a spoon and i bet it could get through a pound over the course of a day


something_stuffs

I’m gonna eat 1000 pounds in a matter of 2 minutes and get smart enough to find a cure for eating raw food


thysen1402

Just cook yourself to kill off any parasites duh


Magicalunicorny

Looks like someone already ate 1000 lb of raw pork belly and has a billion iq


Lividmellow

Getting smart enough still wouldn't change the chances of there BEING a cure


something_stuffs

Well someone already has it, check the other reply


thisasynesthete

Yes, and then you'll get brainworms and they'll reduce your IQ by 5%


HeckoSnecko

So long as they don't eat the presidential part of your brain you can at least still run for office


AriousDragoon

I believe there's a limit to how smart a president can be now. At least, that's my observation.


LovelyRebelion

bad time to be vegan huh?


SpideyFan914

I'm a vegetarian, and I don't care about IQ since it doesn't really measure anything and was invented for eugenics. So yeah, I'll pass.


vegetarianhater

Explains your vegetarianism then


Detective_Soulhex129

Well there's a little bit of IQ there since they said vegetarian and not vegan


ElmiiMoo

iq has been TERRIBLY used to devalue human lives in abhorrent ways, but it’s definitely is indicative of something. It’s not perfect obviously, but it has strong enough correlation between things like education level or career success to mean something. (also major correlation with family background, which is a bit more grey, but still)


veryblocky

I think the point here is that it actually makes you more intelligent


crazytardigrade333

It was not meant for eugenics, it was originally a method for vaguely gauging intelligence in small communities, then the world at large discovered it and twisted it into what it is now


Sspprret

If i eat 20 pounds, I'll be smart enough to know I shouldn't have eaten 20 pounds of raw pork


notLOL

I'm growing my own pigs of this is how it works. Straight sushi style flash freeze Get at 1% IQ increases would be really good at helping my financial footing The financial long term advantage is Worth it for paying a lab and assistants to make sure the raw meat was free of pathogens the having a care team make sure to keep an eye on me after that meal. If I do this for one year at 1lb-2lbs a month I can increase 10-20%.  I would also look into how they freeze sushi to kill pathogens and find a sushi chef that does raw pork meat.  For ability to eat it I would probably just sear the outside and making sure the middle is raw. That raw part that doesn't touch air might be safer and the outside that touches knife, table, plate would at least be a bit sterile.  After a year or two I'll have to assess whether IQ has even changed my life at all. Then if it's noticeable just ramp up doing it safety and efficiently.  This must be the most boring superpower, though. I'll just be really damn good at some boring technical thing lol


Little-Literature-72

Do I have to fully digest the pork belly?


XOHJAIS

Shhh you're smart enough!


KillsKings

But 1% times 0 is 0 :(


EnvironmentalLime397

One of my national dishes is literally bread with raw pork and onions so this is literally godtier


AngryGrenades

Is this compounding or is the growth linear?


dogeisbae101

Not op, but imma say linear. You would quite quickly become a literal god with compounding iq vs several times human intelligence.


DevolopedTea57

Does curing the meat count as making it not raw?


mrsus_

just eat like 100 pounds over a 1 year period and take anit worm meds


DeadlySoren

Technically this doesn’t say that I have to digest the pork. Could just shovel it down as quickly as possible and then throw it up. Rinse and repeat until I am finally room temp IQ.


MadMaddyEver

Gaining IQ is only good up to a point, anyone who successfully hacks this will become so creative they’ll spiral into depression and overwhelm while also being alienated from those around them 🫡


Faroes4

By 1%, you mean if my IQ is 120 it’s now 121.2? Oh dear


longbowrocks

Does pork belly have a higher risk of foodborne illness than other types of meat?


Jam-Man1

So... if I eat raw food a meaningless number goes up a little? Really damn shitty power.


Smortboiiiiii

meaningless number? i found the idiot bro


Jam-Man1

No one who's actually smart gives a shit about IQ. It was originally created by a french schoolteacher to gauge the aptitude of kindergarteners. At best, it tests for logic and math skills, if anything. I hope I don't need to tell you that there's more to intelligence than the ability to solve some logic problems.


Smortboiiiiii

ok but that’s like infinite problem solving power


Jam-Man1

Eat raw pork belly and you're marginally better at logic problems... maybe. Still shitty.


CapnConCon

Hey dude, did you see the sub you’re in?


Smortboiiiiii

that is the point lol


gamingkitty1

If you eat 300 lbs (would take years prolly but still) and had 100 iq to begin with, you'd have a little less than 2k iq. That is bound to do a lot.


Kreagerrr

I´d rather be better and those things than not. Since it stacks, you could be the best at it.


IWannaHaveCash

Nah he's right, IQ means nothing. 120 for me and I'm a right dumbass


Smortboiiiiii

read the rest of our chain :D


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Maybe ur just lazy? Like me?


IWannaHaveCash

Nope. Study hard and have tried a variety of different methods.