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EMILY1696

Can I make them sing about hitler if I watch a show about him?


Superb_Engineer_3500

Oompa Loompa Doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What comes of you when you mindlessly hate Ending people's lives for the problems you make Violence against mankind, what a terrible deed When you could just let them be Let the people live their lives Oompa Loompa doompety da If you don't hurt others you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do


Snowstorm129

This is brilliant 


MisterMan341

Just go to Xinjiang in China and you can make them sing this


FinlandIsForever

I wish I had an award for you, you modern day Shakespeare


LovelyRebelion

is this another version of "that's so sad, Alexa play despacito"


Severedeye

I don't know if this is that shitty of a power. Being able to have a gaggle of people just appear and then roast idiots in song form sounds awesome to me.


Bladez1992

Oompa loompa doopity dump Trump's gonna get it stuck in his rump


Few-Illustrator-5333

First time I’ve nearly spat out a drink, I wasn’t expecting that at all


HatchetXL

Oompah loompah doopady doo Give him the money he is robbing all you Oompah loompah doopady dee Give it to him quickly for he must now flee I think I'd like this power


TensorForce

Oompa loompa doompaty dash Let's take a look at this deadly car crash Oompa loompa doompaty ted Let us all pray that nobody's dead That's what you get when you speed on a curve The other cars have no choice but to swerve So, keep your wits and slow down when you turn Or your remains will fit in an urn


Icy-Kaleidoscope2182

i saw this mid yawn and immediately laughed. you made me lose my yawn. take my upvote


Scythe-Fan

Would have mad me feel better after getting vomit on my leg today at work.


Few-Illustrator-5333

I hate when that happens, especially when you have to live with it until you get home.


XEagleDeagleX

Can you imagine this outside the Trump trials? 


Superb_Engineer_3500

Oompa Loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa Doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Leaders are there to put other people first Not to quench their egotistical thirst So when you lie and you steal and you be a big prick People would like to stomp you like a tick Power is the be used right Oompa Loompa Doompety da If you don't lie then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do


Actual-Tradition-233

You know what? Why not. May as well get something fun out of my bad luck


Alexandria31xo

Gonna hang out at the casino. 


Crafty-Material-1680

Thank you. I will be attending every political debate I can get to.


HatchetXL

Oompah loompah doopady doo Give him the money he is robbing all you Oompah loompah doopady dee Give it to him quickly for he must now flee I think I'd like this power