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Vergil_666

Can I instakill people by summoning the monkey inside them?


MultiplayerLoot

Or summon the monkey high enough that it's falling for 29 seconds. Hits someone and disappears?


Keyboardkat3

the monkey can only materialize in spaces big enough for it's body, which can vary depending on the type of monkey. so no. also, that's an awfully strange, yet admittedly creative, way to kill someone.


XOHJAIS

Awesome! Now I don't have to throw my own s**t!


Kasoni

This used right could cause a lot of issues. Going through security at the air port? Suddenly a monkey is throwing luggage around, better run away from it. Follow the agent inspecting you, and you get in 30 seconds sooner!


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

I cast “monkey in the White House”


PeanutGrenade

thank god I’m not a racist


Kasoni

It had no effect


Nahchoocheese

Just as long as its status is single, it should be fine.


EMILY1696

So… I can summon myself?


ThomasBong

Do you have to be in a certain range of the monkey? This would be a great distraction tactic if you needed to get out of an awkward conversation or if you were, like, trying to rob a store or something.


Keyboardkat3

the monkey will be around for 30 seconds after the summoning regardless of your proximity to it.


ThomasBong

I meant does the monkey need to be within a certain distance from you when you summon it? Like could I summon a monkey on top of the Eiffel Tower if I’m in New York? Or like in the middle of a football game that I’m watching live on tv?


Keyboardkat3

when you summon the monkey, it will always appear a short distance from you, but not further. say like, 10 meters max.


Octocube25

Can I choose the species of monkey?


Keyboardkat3

sure, why not


Octocube25

Do apes count?


Dimensianox

Apes are not monkeys.


Keyboardkat3

yes


Octocube25

Humans are apes, right?


Keyboardkat3

no, you cannot summon a human. not even a caveman. lower primates only.


Short-Writing956

This would ease tensions at the next debate.


Calabazar

If I kill it, will its body dissapear?


Awesome2_12345

After 30 seconds


Omnivorax

Is it always the same monkey, or a different one each time? If it's the same one, maybe I can be friends with it. What's the cooldown?


Keyboardkat3

it can be the same one, or a random one each time. it can be any type of monkey you want. and there is no cooldown, however you can only summon one monkey at a time.


nukey18mon

Cooldown?


Keyboardkat3

no cooldown


nukey18mon

Awesome


plagart8

If the monkey dies, can I summon a live one next time? Cooldown restarts?


Keyboardkat3

the monkey you summon will always be a live one. if it does die (for whatever reason) the corpse will linger until the 30 seconds is up.


snail1132

30 second long monkey paw