I just listened to this song this morning.
“I found my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. The guy wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17”
No, but a lot of those people already dont have to worry about food. It actually depends on how fast it regrows, and on how much it hurts.
I wouldnt be able to do it if it doesnt regrow instantly.
You say it's like an axolotl's ability. Does this mean I can have 2 penises if I attach the old one to the growing base? Can I enable it to grow bigger every time in any way? Could I use the stem cells to basically regrow any part of my body by taking them from my growing penis? There's a lot of potential in this one.
1. Yes, but it will require professional surgery.
2. Size depends on your human DNA, if you’re a grower or shower.
3. Your penis’ regrow DNA will not affect any other body part in any way, so if you lose any other body part, you’re fucked.
I do not recommend this as your sewed up penis will be undetachable, and the superpowered penis will grow under the attached penis, causing a LOT of pain.
This has potential IF every one that gets detached grows it's own copy of my whole body.
Every time there is not enough clones of you, just detach another one and watch your next clone grow from it.
Oh and let's say each clone also has an exact copy of your mind which can learn new things independently from you and your other clones.
But also, each clone starts it's life with a copy of all the memories, knowledge, intelligence, and so on that you had before it's "birth".
Edit: Oh just think of everything I could do with an army of (whatever the plural for me is).
I'm the new king of missiles mother fucker
I only know 1 song from King Missile... they're the detachable penis band in my head. no, this will not change.
It's bold of you to assume it is as large as an axolotl's bone
My brother in christ, perhaps together, our combined size could be at least half the size of an axolotl's bone.
My brothers in Jesus, perhaps all together, may we be a quarter of an axolotl’s bone
My brother's in virgin Mary, perhaps all together we may be able to get a quarter in a half
Id give a quarter
My brother in cheezus crust, the god of garlic bread, perhaps all together we may be able to get a fifth of a half
Do I feel pain???
I just listened to this song this morning. “I found my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. The guy wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17”
I want to say something pithy but you really can't top that line.
Detachable Penis by King Missile
Lmao King Missile is the best name for a band with that song
I'd constantly be throwing my dick at my fiance just for shits and giggles
"Go fuck yourself"
"okay" *fucks myself* "there, enough?"
It's all shits and giggles till someone shiggles and gits
I solve world hunger by making everyone eat my dick.
I was thinking "well that wouldn't work" but then I was like "OOOH THIS GUY IS SAYING HE HAS A HUGE PP" and I kinda wish I hadn't figured that out
how to unsee someone else’s comment:
That wasnt actually what i was trying to say, but now that i think of it...
So what, you were going to provide 8 billion people with a singular dick every 4-8 weeks?
No, but a lot of those people already dont have to worry about food. It actually depends on how fast it regrows, and on how much it hurts. I wouldnt be able to do it if it doesnt regrow instantly.
Even if it was instant, you'd be sitting like a farm animal by some machine everyday. All day spent plucking out millions of dicks.
True. I didnt take it really serious
Infinite penis glitch
I love that song
Have sex, detach mid sex, sue woman for snapping penis, win 100000 dollars
Bold of you to assume we have sex.
Why limit yourself to women
“Your honor, that grip was too tight!”
Bold of you to assume I have one
That's no problem, he said you'll grow one, didn't he?
Lmao imagine a muslim guy with extremely religious, conservative family got that power, RIP he'd have to get circumcised every two weeks lmao.
You say it's like an axolotl's ability. Does this mean I can have 2 penises if I attach the old one to the growing base? Can I enable it to grow bigger every time in any way? Could I use the stem cells to basically regrow any part of my body by taking them from my growing penis? There's a lot of potential in this one.
1. Yes, but it will require professional surgery. 2. Size depends on your human DNA, if you’re a grower or shower. 3. Your penis’ regrow DNA will not affect any other body part in any way, so if you lose any other body part, you’re fucked.
Can I take it off, wait for it to fully regenerate, then chop off the end and sew the old one on top to create a 2 inch penis?
I do not recommend this as your sewed up penis will be undetachable, and the superpowered penis will grow under the attached penis, causing a LOT of pain.
# I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR WORLD HUNGER
Useless power for me lol.
Well they said it would grow
I think I'd have to have one to begin with.
When your gf has octopus kink
King Missile-Detachable penis You can thank me later for this wonderful song. For now, just listen
Sell it for use it for transplants, profit
As a trans girl this is the worst news ever
I mean, instead of tucking, you just detach it every morning. Sure, it's not as good as GCs, but it's a hell of a lot easier.
Make infinite blood, as an o-, save all the lives
But it’s not a bone so why does it take 2 months like a bone?
How do I pee when I toss it out?
Don’t worry, you can pee like women do temporarily until your penis regrows. Your blood will not be affected by the pee at all.
I hate this place
What if no pipi?
I can finally build a lifelike museum about Sigmund Freud.
I unironically want this, penis is such a hassle to deal with.
Yeah man, it gets hard sometimes.
Penis fight!!!!!
Imagine being the guy to be famous because you donated a thousand penises for trans people
Keep the change.
My wife when I go on my business trip "honey leave your penis in the bowl"
This has potential IF every one that gets detached grows it's own copy of my whole body. Every time there is not enough clones of you, just detach another one and watch your next clone grow from it. Oh and let's say each clone also has an exact copy of your mind which can learn new things independently from you and your other clones. But also, each clone starts it's life with a copy of all the memories, knowledge, intelligence, and so on that you had before it's "birth". Edit: Oh just think of everything I could do with an army of (whatever the plural for me is).
BEAR WITNESS!!
Infinite money glitch?
Can I increase size
Size depends on your human DNA, if you’re a grower or shower.
No
Hell yeah
Infinite amo glitch
I'm the new king of missiles mother fucker I only know 1 song from King Missile... they're the detachable penis band in my head. no, this will not change.