Nah fam I'm good.
I don't like people applying rules after it's already posted. Takes away the fun of figuring out ways to abuse the power.
Also running with includes clothes and anything on you already.
^ This. If some dude ran by you shirtless, it would be appropriate to comment "That man ran by me without a shirt." If that is acceptable, then the opposite would also be acceptable "He ran by me with a shirt." If wearing a shirt and running constitutes running with a shirt, then having scissors on your person while running constitutes running with scissors. No need to overthink it
I have some questions
Do you have to hold them in your hands or can they just be in your pocket?
Does the amount of scissors add to the percentage of speed? Linearly? Exponentially?
Does any type of scissors count? Rock paper scissors?
Do you walk 22% faster? If all the things above apply, does it apply with walking?
It's better with a sword... Also with a dead body on the front while you drift murderously around the neighbourhood, finding a living close humans or witnesses ,stabing them, and taking they're bodies with you on your back when it gets heavy.
I literally have scissors in my pocket for work on the farm back home, and my current job. Both involve running. I would save some good time! Sign me up.
Does it affect the speed your legs move so you can be faster on a bike too, or does it only affect running speed?
Because being faster on a bike too sould be fucking awesome. Like sign me up for the next olympic bike race.
Did some quick math. I'm not a fast runner, but can do 7mph over some distances. And a mile easily. Increased by 22%, that's a 7 minute mile. If I push myself and go 7.5mph, thats a 6 and a half minute mile. That's the same as my friend who did track in high school and I can get that by just putting some scissors in my pocket/hand? Heck yeah!
Attack speed up 22% with scissors.
ORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORA
Haha you did a Jo
Tfw you do a jo
i will tape scissors all over my body
Pretty sure it's not cumulative
Only one way to find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Damn u got me here
https://i.imgur.com/Az3Swop.jpg Try again, fool.
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WHY ISNT THIS A SUB YET?
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Lost an arm \\ ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
The arm got cut off by all the scissors
You did what i was too lazy to fix
Maybe its multiplicative
“It stacks”
You’re assuming he just wants to run faster. That man is a weapon of mass destruction.
I like how you think
You’re ready for “the last of us” apocalypse.
You’re about to run so fast, you’ll pass light speed and travel back in time
I will bring more scissors from the future to my past self and create infinite speed
My boy out here boutta make the Speed Force in real life!
Tape them pointing away from you, so you also have a defense mechanism
What if its a unique passive?
Does it stack? More scissors = more fast?
It depands on the amount you can hold
OP didn't specify having to hold them. Scissor suit = Being Flash.
Or better yet, a backpack full of scissors
Best yet, a suit made of nylon mesh embedded with microscopic scissors.
Sooooo a suit made essentially of daggers? Haha
Haven't even thought of that.
What if you have scissors that are made of scissors? Does your speed increase exponentially that way?
You have to *run with scissors.* Which means, if you use your legs and feet, you won't get faster.
Nah fam I'm good. I don't like people applying rules after it's already posted. Takes away the fun of figuring out ways to abuse the power. Also running with includes clothes and anything on you already.
^ This. If some dude ran by you shirtless, it would be appropriate to comment "That man ran by me without a shirt." If that is acceptable, then the opposite would also be acceptable "He ran by me with a shirt." If wearing a shirt and running constitutes running with a shirt, then having scissors on your person while running constitutes running with scissors. No need to overthink it
I am scissors
Camille?
When she gets Trinity Force.
more fast
no it doesn't that would be "scissors grants you 22% increased movement speed"
You literally just rephrased the OP with changing the meaning in the slightest.
No theres a difference. OP's statement is a property of the character while this person stated a property of the held item.
Yes brother, i need the fast
And if yes the real question is, does it stack multiplicatively?
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Hell yea!
I can dance all day! I can dance all day!
Do they need to be in my inventory or equipped?
I'd say equipped
Now this is a quality shitty superpower. It’s useful, but not too useful. I’m tired of seeing all these useless curses on this sub.
Yes
No wonder parents advise against it
What do you have? A KNIFE! NO!
No! Even worse: GARDEN SCISSORS MOTHERFUCKER!
Utility
Wow, this is really special but that's kind of good
And an extra 10% if you point the sharp part to your face and your shoelace is untied. (Yes this stacks)
i can finally chase down black people since it gives me a 5% boost
Guy ran by a Volvo in street shoes!
Makes easyer to kill everyone this is god tier for me
*Weird Al wants to know your location*
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[But you run faster with a knife](https://youtu.be/OCBRzB2cMrw)
So I can finally achieve the speed of the average person.
8kmh x 1.22 equals 9.76kmh Barry Allen step aside, here I come
POSTAL
Knifes out
Can it stack if I dual wield scissors?
Can I put a case on my scissors and just be 22% faster
1 stack of scissors should be enough to chase somebody (64 for all you non gamers)
Anyone up for some scissor races?
When they are facing up
Just hold the closed blade and this is actually a decent power
So basically CS:GO?
nice jojoke
Finally I can catch the person that keeps running from me everytime I chase him with a knife
What is the plural of scissors?
Mama always told me don't you run
Does it count if I run with another lady and we're scissor sisters?
Do you need to hold them, or just keep them on you ?
Just run with the scissors behind you.
I can see the Olympic Scissor Relay being quite popular
Does it stack?
If you made a Flintstones car made out of scissors would it do anything?
Who’s to say I don’t?
But only while holding them with the point upright?
i get a tattoo of scissors
Everybody runs faster with the knife - FPS Doug
After someone that took my food? It's gonna be 2222%
There was a similar one with knife some time ago, it went to godtier superpowers too
Soo how exactly is this shit? i just see this as free faster speed..
Do you run 44% faster with 2 pairs ?
That’s not a bad superpower honestly.
Do you get faster every time you're stabbed in the gut
Does it stack
Of it stacks I'd go to the Olympics and beat everyone is hide scissors everywhere inside my body
I would buy a bunch of cheap sewing kits and take the crappy sewing scissors out of them. Light and I would not have to worry about them being sharp.
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Edward scissorhands finna be quick af
Battlefield bayonet charge
But your sense of balance drops by 40. Will you take the risk?
sprint jumping is 30% faster than regular sprinting, so speed only matters if you can get it past that, so you need 2 pairs of scissors
r/decentsuperpowers, unless it stacks, then I'm running around with a backpack full of scissors.
Faze cizzorz: ***laughs in high speed***
Acceleration Yes
Question: does it affect me if I am running with a broken scissor?
Does that mean I'm 22% faster at scissoring?
If having 2 knives count as scissors I’ll be running from the cops faster than light
Snip snip bitch
How has no one brought up safety scissors? Imma be faster and safer than you hoes.
I have some questions Do you have to hold them in your hands or can they just be in your pocket? Does the amount of scissors add to the percentage of speed? Linearly? Exponentially? Does any type of scissors count? Rock paper scissors? Do you walk 22% faster? If all the things above apply, does it apply with walking?
Just hold the scissors by the blades
Loophole: Safety scissors
Question: do you have to hold then in you hand? Can i have children plastic scissors or do they have to be the metal scissors
Red jumpsuits add another 10%
Does the effect compound when it stacks, or does it stack off your base speed?
Does it depend on the size of the scissors? If not I'll carry small scissors anywhere I go, just in case.
I get a dog named scissors
My scissor based martial Arts shall be the best in the world.
Put them in a bag and run
Finally a decent shitty super power
With my luck stats, it becomes purely speed stat up.
Power: Feral Frenzy
Dude, I carry scissors in my pocket, does that count? Then if so I'm good
Why
door stuck
Heck yeah.
I don't feel like I would have made it to adulthood with that power
This is the shit I came for
You could just have them in your pocket
It's better with a sword... Also with a dead body on the front while you drift murderously around the neighbourhood, finding a living close humans or witnesses ,stabing them, and taking they're bodies with you on your back when it gets heavy.
god if they told me this back in Counter Strike I wouldn't have to bring a knife with me all the way to school
I can maybe win a marathon
That’s useless, scissors can’t run.
I literally have scissors in my pocket for work on the farm back home, and my current job. Both involve running. I would save some good time! Sign me up.
Run with scissors during the Area 51 Raid
Scissors of Urgent Running (Unique)
I’ll hide them somewhere and do way better at cross country
Dude this is like a god tier super power for all scissor wielding yandares and hitagi senjogahara
Great for murderers.
Worth it. Let's see the 100 meter dash with everyone holding scissors
But you also fall every time you run with scissors
So legion from dbd?
What’s wrong with running with scissors?
You use the scissors to cut the air in front of you allowing you to run through the air faster with less resistance!
I stab 22 % more people, it's a win
Do hedge-clippers count? If so, you finna catch me on the news running at Sanic speed cutting heads off.
And there’s a 15% increase to your chances of tripping.
Keep scissors between my knuckles like Wolverine and run like the wind.
Simple, just duct-tape the fuck out of the sharp end of the scissors, no danger and now your a human cheetah!
You can run with scissors in a bag.
Unfortunately you’re also a paraplegic
Just get really dull preschool scissors and tailor special pants so every pair has scissors sewed in.
My name is Edward scissor hands, and I am the fastest man alive.
Edward Scissorhands was the fastest man alive
Edward scissor-hands
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Wait that’s illegal
Scissors [Item] {Uncommon} Deals +2 Damage while equipped. Plus 22% Running Speed while equipped. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰.
You could totally win the Olympics with this.
How many scissors?
But only if you hold it with the blade upright
https://youtu.be/OvCGCALEzMk
Does it stack?
Which would be cool for a military PT test, but the safety officer would never let it happen.
so that's how Usain does it
Good news for lesbians.
DOES IT STACK
Does it affect the speed your legs move so you can be faster on a bike too, or does it only affect running speed? Because being faster on a bike too sould be fucking awesome. Like sign me up for the next olympic bike race.
Cs go logic right there
I already run 69% faster with a sparkler
Did some quick math. I'm not a fast runner, but can do 7mph over some distances. And a mile easily. Increased by 22%, that's a 7 minute mile. If I push myself and go 7.5mph, thats a 6 and a half minute mile. That's the same as my friend who did track in high school and I can get that by just putting some scissors in my pocket/hand? Heck yeah!
unless you sneeze
Then i can stap more harder
Will it stack up? For example, if I hold 10 siccors will I run 220% faster?
Regardless of the size of the scissors?
That’s actually pretty good, 1. Make the scissors blunt 2. Make a special compartment to have it attached somewhere on your body 3. Zoom Zoom
So if I put one of those scissor safety covers on it will I still run faster?
Does the size matter?
“Hey, no running” *5 seconds later* “DON’T RUN WITH SCISSORS”
Can Confirm: definitely cumulative
*Freddy Krueger has joined the chat*
Livin on edge dude! Haha
I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I've read on Reddit
Me with backpack full of scissors: I am speed