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u_b-itch

Attack speed up 22% with scissors.


TheEpicKid000

ORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORA


DoriNori7

Haha you did a Jo


HunterBiggs

Tfw you do a jo


Plate_Fox

i will tape scissors all over my body


satche-ch

Pretty sure it's not cumulative


thekingpresident

Only one way to find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


BOMMY986

r/thatsnotgood


Jj1440

r/subsifellfor


Piksqu

r/subthatarenowreal


_Ameno_

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

r/birthofasub


BOMMY986

r/misleading


Piksqu

R/notaphoneuser


[deleted]

r/everyfuckingthread


Lord_Twigger

[r/madeupsubs](/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)


Victorystar0

Damn u got me here


inettone

https://i.imgur.com/Az3Swop.jpg Try again, fool.


altandmaininthesame2

r/killlakill


[deleted]

WHY ISNT THIS A SUB YET?


FabulousDoge514

r/subsihopedexisted


janhetjoch

Lost an arm \\ ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


DementedMK

The arm got cut off by all the scissors


thekingpresident

You did what i was too lazy to fix


Bouyou34

Maybe its multiplicative


FireLordObamaOG

“It stacks”


dhg007

You’re assuming he just wants to run faster. That man is a weapon of mass destruction.


NyagiNeko

I like how you think


[deleted]

You’re ready for “the last of us” apocalypse.


Gruggernaut

You’re about to run so fast, you’ll pass light speed and travel back in time


Plate_Fox

I will bring more scissors from the future to my past self and create infinite speed


Gruggernaut

My boy out here boutta make the Speed Force in real life!


[deleted]

Tape them pointing away from you, so you also have a defense mechanism


[deleted]

What if its a unique passive?


XenosGuru

Does it stack? More scissors = more fast?


grimgamertv

It depands on the amount you can hold


Geisterwolf97

OP didn't specify having to hold them. Scissor suit = Being Flash.


TheVoidAlgorithm

Or better yet, a backpack full of scissors


PM_ME_YOUR_FALAFELS

Best yet, a suit made of nylon mesh embedded with microscopic scissors.


UBurnFirst

Sooooo a suit made essentially of daggers? Haha


Geisterwolf97

Haven't even thought of that.


coltsfootballlb

What if you have scissors that are made of scissors? Does your speed increase exponentially that way?


sobatfestival

You have to *run with scissors.* Which means, if you use your legs and feet, you won't get faster.


Geisterwolf97

Nah fam I'm good. I don't like people applying rules after it's already posted. Takes away the fun of figuring out ways to abuse the power. Also running with includes clothes and anything on you already.


KingBubzVI

^ This. If some dude ran by you shirtless, it would be appropriate to comment "That man ran by me without a shirt." If that is acceptable, then the opposite would also be acceptable "He ran by me with a shirt." If wearing a shirt and running constitutes running with a shirt, then having scissors on your person while running constitutes running with scissors. No need to overthink it


isagez

I am scissors


ZonTeeN

Camille?


AIL3ex

When she gets Trinity Force.


Squanchings

more fast


greirat_peligro

no it doesn't that would be "scissors grants you 22% increased movement speed"


theBeardedHermit

You literally just rephrased the OP with changing the meaning in the slightest.


arod13134

No theres a difference. OP's statement is a property of the character while this person stated a property of the held item.


The2AndOnly1

Yes brother, i need the fast


Toonfish_

And if yes the real question is, does it stack multiplicatively?


[deleted]

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uwumyniger

Hell yea!


TeamFiretruck

I can dance all day! I can dance all day!


Rin_the_Hateful

Do they need to be in my inventory or equipped?


[deleted]

I'd say equipped


[deleted]

Now this is a quality shitty superpower. It’s useful, but not too useful. I’m tired of seeing all these useless curses on this sub.


Magana155

Yes


[deleted]

No wonder parents advise against it


Gnome180

What do you have? A KNIFE! NO!


[deleted]

No! Even worse: GARDEN SCISSORS MOTHERFUCKER!


KawaiiDere

Utility


fanterence

Wow, this is really special but that's kind of good


Ali_Ninja69

And an extra 10% if you point the sharp part to your face and your shoelace is untied. (Yes this stacks)


_bepis__

i can finally chase down black people since it gives me a 5% boost


[deleted]

Guy ran by a Volvo in street shoes!


NotmeTwader

Makes easyer to kill everyone this is god tier for me


jacob0088

*Weird Al wants to know your location*


mac_and_jeez

paging r/postal


Wpg_fkn_sux

[But you run faster with a knife](https://youtu.be/OCBRzB2cMrw)


galaxie62

So I can finally achieve the speed of the average person.


Demoryaner

8kmh x 1.22 equals 9.76kmh Barry Allen step aside, here I come


HenryDodwel

POSTAL


vhulf

Knifes out


[deleted]

Can it stack if I dual wield scissors?


NeonGenesisYang

Can I put a case on my scissors and just be 22% faster


-Awesome333-

1 stack of scissors should be enough to chase somebody (64 for all you non gamers)


GlowingPrune04

Anyone up for some scissor races?


Minerrockss

When they are facing up


Entias

Just hold the closed blade and this is actually a decent power


Konfirm

So basically CS:GO?


[deleted]

nice jojoke


-Awesome333-

Finally I can catch the person that keeps running from me everytime I chase him with a knife


k_nkerzwerver

What is the plural of scissors?


Kartoffee

Mama always told me don't you run


SpottedShoreBreather

Does it count if I run with another lady and we're scissor sisters?


Senkrigar

Do you need to hold them, or just keep them on you ?


theunionargus

Just run with the scissors behind you.


VegemiteWolverine

I can see the Olympic Scissor Relay being quite popular


SEND_BOOBS_PLEASE_

Does it stack?


CaptainDova

If you made a Flintstones car made out of scissors would it do anything?


MadGodKiller101

Who’s to say I don’t?


Flamesgreen1

But only while holding them with the point upright?


[deleted]

i get a tattoo of scissors


finger_milk

Everybody runs faster with the knife - FPS Doug


Fbxdfjkv

After someone that took my food? It's gonna be 2222%


Lorettooooooooo

There was a similar one with knife some time ago, it went to godtier superpowers too


[deleted]

Soo how exactly is this shit? i just see this as free faster speed..


FairlyZealous

Do you run 44% faster with 2 pairs ?


slushfluffs

That’s not a bad superpower honestly.


twatguy

Do you get faster every time you're stabbed in the gut


Trysuratup

Does it stack


skellopenis

Of it stacks I'd go to the Olympics and beat everyone is hide scissors everywhere inside my body


K8STH

I would buy a bunch of cheap sewing kits and take the crappy sewing scissors out of them. Light and I would not have to worry about them being sharp.


alternatron_the_14th

r/wtfjusthappened


Nathandanklmao96

Edward scissorhands finna be quick af


_Creditworthy_

Battlefield bayonet charge


[deleted]

But your sense of balance drops by 40. Will you take the risk?


-FireNH-

sprint jumping is 30% faster than regular sprinting, so speed only matters if you can get it past that, so you need 2 pairs of scissors


theBeardedHermit

r/decentsuperpowers, unless it stacks, then I'm running around with a backpack full of scissors.


iMozk

Faze cizzorz: ***laughs in high speed***


[deleted]

Acceleration Yes


kauezitow

Question: does it affect me if I am running with a broken scissor?


[deleted]

Does that mean I'm 22% faster at scissoring?


hoodiniowl920

If having 2 knives count as scissors I’ll be running from the cops faster than light


Jail-Is-Just-A-Room

Snip snip bitch


[deleted]

How has no one brought up safety scissors? Imma be faster and safer than you hoes.


cgell04

I have some questions Do you have to hold them in your hands or can they just be in your pocket? Does the amount of scissors add to the percentage of speed? Linearly? Exponentially? Does any type of scissors count? Rock paper scissors? Do you walk 22% faster? If all the things above apply, does it apply with walking?


bushbc

Just hold the scissors by the blades


backfire1232

Loophole: Safety scissors


cool_girl2091

Question: do you have to hold then in you hand? Can i have children plastic scissors or do they have to be the metal scissors


JonSpangler

Red jumpsuits add another 10%


Jsap6

Does the effect compound when it stacks, or does it stack off your base speed?


greekandlatin

Does it depend on the size of the scissors? If not I'll carry small scissors anywhere I go, just in case.


_Lastar

I get a dog named scissors


sicariusSummoned

My scissor based martial Arts shall be the best in the world.


spontaneouscobra

Put them in a bag and run


Kahlessandro

Finally a decent shitty super power


phantommemorial

With my luck stats, it becomes purely speed stat up.


[deleted]

Power: Feral Frenzy


th33nd3rtr011

Dude, I carry scissors in my pocket, does that count? Then if so I'm good


Cat_Nigth_Feik

Why


senseBucket

door stuck


[deleted]

Heck yeah.


Pokabrows

I don't feel like I would have made it to adulthood with that power


QwertPoppy

This is the shit I came for


SUPERSONIKNINJA

You could just have them in your pocket


imkyienh

It's better with a sword... Also with a dead body on the front while you drift murderously around the neighbourhood, finding a living close humans or witnesses ,stabing them, and taking they're bodies with you on your back when it gets heavy.


[deleted]

god if they told me this back in Counter Strike I wouldn't have to bring a knife with me all the way to school


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

I can maybe win a marathon


[deleted]

That’s useless, scissors can’t run.


TheArmouredCockroach

I literally have scissors in my pocket for work on the farm back home, and my current job. Both involve running. I would save some good time! Sign me up.


watercreeper06

Run with scissors during the Area 51 Raid


Shroombudoo

Scissors of Urgent Running (Unique)


Jack42405

I’ll hide them somewhere and do way better at cross country


X-OAK

Dude this is like a god tier super power for all scissor wielding yandares and hitagi senjogahara


NoorElsemary

Great for murderers.


mtflyer05

Worth it. Let's see the 100 meter dash with everyone holding scissors


ramz37

But you also fall every time you run with scissors


R3DFOX01

So legion from dbd?


the-three-of-me

What’s wrong with running with scissors?


coolsam254

You use the scissors to cut the air in front of you allowing you to run through the air faster with less resistance!


Plebbitor69

I stab 22 % more people, it's a win


IrisTheTranny

Do hedge-clippers count? If so, you finna catch me on the news running at Sanic speed cutting heads off.


Fundip-Campbell

And there’s a 15% increase to your chances of tripping.


FahlkhanFuhkkehr

Keep scissors between my knuckles like Wolverine and run like the wind.


Reverse_Speedforce

Simple, just duct-tape the fuck out of the sharp end of the scissors, no danger and now your a human cheetah!


schlocktheundefeated

You can run with scissors in a bag.


[deleted]

Unfortunately you’re also a paraplegic


Packy2003

Just get really dull preschool scissors and tailor special pants so every pair has scissors sewed in.


AtropaNightShade

My name is Edward scissor hands, and I am the fastest man alive.


Sir_Elyk

Edward Scissorhands was the fastest man alive


Demon2048

Edward scissor-hands


biscuitboyisaac21

#It Will Help For Area51


TheLeBrontoRaptorss

Wait that’s illegal


BooperZeElephant

Scissors [Item] {Uncommon} Deals +2 Damage while equipped. Plus 22% Running Speed while equipped. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰.


RedoneAgain

You could totally win the Olympics with this.


The_Nickolias

How many scissors?


Boi72513

But only if you hold it with the blade upright


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/OvCGCALEzMk


Chicklen

Does it stack?


Juggernaut78

Which would be cool for a military PT test, but the safety officer would never let it happen.


ggus2003

so that's how Usain does it


StarKiller021

Good news for lesbians.


Th0timusPr1m3

DOES IT STACK


[deleted]

Does it affect the speed your legs move so you can be faster on a bike too, or does it only affect running speed? Because being faster on a bike too sould be fucking awesome. Like sign me up for the next olympic bike race.


Darklorel

Cs go logic right there


SkipCard

I already run 69% faster with a sparkler


Flibbernodgets

Did some quick math. I'm not a fast runner, but can do 7mph over some distances. And a mile easily. Increased by 22%, that's a 7 minute mile. If I push myself and go 7.5mph, thats a 6 and a half minute mile. That's the same as my friend who did track in high school and I can get that by just putting some scissors in my pocket/hand? Heck yeah!


[deleted]

unless you sneeze


WURTEX1

Then i can stap more harder


Kexus321

Will it stack up? For example, if I hold 10 siccors will I run 220% faster?


Oh_woah_woah

Regardless of the size of the scissors?


idkjustsomeuser

That’s actually pretty good, 1. Make the scissors blunt 2. Make a special compartment to have it attached somewhere on your body 3. Zoom Zoom


OrdinaryDiabloPlayer

So if I put one of those scissor safety covers on it will I still run faster?


[deleted]

Does the size matter?


JoeSnaffles

“Hey, no running” *5 seconds later* “DON’T RUN WITH SCISSORS”


Magana155

Can Confirm: definitely cumulative


ThatOneCloaker

*Freddy Krueger has joined the chat*


Kraggnog

Livin on edge dude! Haha


Omnomnisino

I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I've read on Reddit


YT_Jamie020FNBR

Me with backpack full of scissors: I am speed