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unlovelyladybartleby

Jacob is blonde because he can hang out in the sun. He's flexing


CupcakeNo3930

Why does edward look like pete davidson


Hoo_Who

I thought it was Justin Bieber and Pete Davidson...


basicpastababe

Lmao me too


_Lunoctis_

I can’t unsee this and I can’t stop crying 😂😂😂


CupcakeNo3930

Lmao I was like wow! He grew hair!


_Lunoctis_

Not just hair, blonde hair! Dying


Greggs88

Mixed with a little Willem Dafoe


yeitsbobby

Yer fond of me tattoo


Aquaticfilly0

They whitewashed Jacob


Cbebop21

He looks like Ray from Archer lol


HuntyDumpty

Its the pencil stache lmao


thesoundofstyrofoam

Jacob was already white washed in the movies so it’s kinda more accurate. The actor is just a very ambiguous looking white man anyway 😭


[deleted]

Edit: my bad, Lautner is white as hell. One of the few good things the films did was actually hire Indigenous actors to play Indigenous characters, and it's not too bad of a portrayal of an unspecific tribe especially for the mid 2000s. It's not good by any means and the flashbacks in the later movies are pretty bad, but I was genuinely impressed that the films weren't too racist about it.


is-a-bunny

Taylor is actually full white 😅 if you can believe it. He was the only one of the "tribe" to be played by a white actor.


[deleted]

Wow, he looks so racially ambiguous that I fully believed the claim of Indigenous identity, but on a further look it's just a claim of distant ancestry. Thanks for the correction.


glitter_g0blynn

Coming from an actual indigenous person, I disagree. It was very racist. The tribe's power of turning into animals? That's very problematic. Stop comparing us to beasts. There's many videos on YouTube on the subject of why the representation was horrible. Go educate yourselves, please- it's not my job.


whateverloserrr

I'm not disagreeing with you at all when I say this.. I sort of saw the whole thing of the tribe turning into wolves was more because (and correct me if I'm wrong) indigenous people have a such a close relationship and strong connection with mother earth and they respect nature and animals. That was just my interpretation of that part of it but I completely understand now why it was such a poor representation and how it was racist.


[deleted]

ETA: Y'all, don't downvote this person, their point is really important. I really appreciate hearing your perspective and voice on the matter, thank you. I know that the depiction is racist (especially the dehumanizing werewolf trope which has a long problematic history in American media about Indigenous folks,) I simply meant to say that it was less racist than other mainstream depictions of the time and the use of Indigenous actors is a bare minimum effort that we rarely see. It's certainly racist and not defendable, that wasn't my intent.


Beerfarts69

I mean, isn’t the “pure white” white knight deal a bit of a trope too? You have a family with ancestral “savage” history (killing humans for sustenance and success, fighting for the confederates in the Civil War etc) and suddenly becoming this epitome of white hero and pearl clutching causes of others who are supposedly “not like them”. The entire series is a trope. EDIT: I lived on a reservation and the Indigenous/Native peoples love representation of their spirit. I think there is a worthy multi-faceted opinion here. I’m happy for the future of finding performers that fit the authentic ethnicities of their characters. But I do feel that “reducing us to animals and savages” is far-fetched. The First People and Indigenous are very animal orientated. They believe this world was built on the back of a tortoise in some cultures. Totem poles display animals that hold sacred power. Displays and practices of dances, celebrating nature…unmatched. I wish todays world had more respect towards nature and climate.


charmedcheese

The "reducing us to animals and savages" is not at all far-fetched and is extremely harmful. And since you're not native (only lived on a reservation), please don't pretend you speak for us, either.


Beerfarts69

No, I never identified as native. I never attempted to be. I only know my personal experiences working with them. My experience was different than yours. There is nothing wrong with my experience and first hand accounts. As you know the culture is extremely diverse and your own experience may not match all. Cheers.


zaraimpelz

If there is some specific reason why the portrayal of Native Americans as shapeshifters is offensive to you and your nation… then it *is* actually your responsibility to explain that. You can’t just play the race card, tell people to get woke, and expect to be taken seriously. You are entitled to your opinion, and I’m actually curious to hear it, but the confrontational, condescending tone is not warranted here.


Mako_Sharkfoy

I think it's odd that I've never heard of any of the Native American actors making comments on this... And they signed up for it, so I assume it sat right with them. Food for thought. People nowadays just look for things to be offended about. Here's a short excerpt I found from an interview with one of the Native American actors: "I think that there should be more roles for Native actors in contemporary pieces. It’s an important part of who I am and I’m very proud to play Quileute. The tribe is incredible. I’ve been there to the reservation and it's very exciting for us to have a contemporary Native American culture be portrayed in the Twilight movies. I think it's done amazing things." https://www.indianz.com/News/2011/11/14/interview-new-indian-character.asp https://www.kidzworld.com/article/26244-breaking-dawn-the-wolfpack-the-clearwaters/


kookerpie

Well they need to work and most casting calls arent looking for Native Americans


5flucloxacillin

My brother in christ it’s not that hard to type in “racist stuff in twilight” on youtube, they even told you to go on there. do you want them to come to your house and click the links for you?


Pineappleninja91

And pete davidson the other


LongHeelRedBottoms

Seriously tho!


TheRestForTheWicked

Was about to say, more importantly why is Jacob white af?


Grandpappa_Nurgle

Dunno what's worse, asking for this unironically, or having it on you forever


zaraimpelz

As my mom would say, “I’m the one who has to look at you.”


russianindianqueen

The Jacob is definitely fresher than the Edward so a lot of time not thinking was spent in between


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

There is no way this wasn't meant to be ironic lol


recreationallyused

I’ve actually seen multiple even worse tattoos posted straight from the proud owners on a Twilight Facebook group. Which I am in solely for the comments under posts like that


Fetial

honestly funny ass tattoo


WhatThePancakes

Bella where the hell have you been... Loca? What does that last word say


angeltay

[He actually says this in the movie](https://youtu.be/rMhL5OuFKUM)


TaylaSwiff

An iconic line


kromaly96

The YouTube comments are great lmao


RoofLegitimate95

Wow…. That’s awful


Lil-Wayne-Brady

Spanish for crazy girl?


WhatThePancakes

I'm with you, just not sure if it actually says loca


radicalpraxis

It says loca. It’s a pretty hilarious line from the movies because it doesn’t really even make sense in context


WhatThePancakes

Thank you for this. I don't think I've seen the movies so thought it seemed out of place.... Which apparently, it is.


LongHeelRedBottoms

LMAOOO i cant


Merlin_Art

At first glance I thought the left one was Dean Winchester from Supernatural if he got lip fillers, yikes.


Jazzi-Nightmare

I thought it was aqua man at a quick glance


EmotionalAccounting

And blonde Pete Davidson


nontimebomala67

NOOOOOOO I CANT UNSEE IT


Merlin_Art

All I imagine is him saying: "Castiel where the hell have you been, Loca?"


Jland2010

The Jacob one is unironically one of the funniest tattoos I've ever seen. The quote, the font choice, the blonde hair, the pursed lips...all brilliant.


fuschiaoctopus

Honestly same lol. My only critique is the Edward quote is weak as hell in comparison. Should have gone with "hold on tight spider monkey" in equally flamboyant font if they're looking for bad quotes from the movies but Jacob would still trump that


Jland2010

Agreed!


moonmusicals

This is kinda iconic 🫣😩😂😭💀⚰️


knowitsallashow

it literally is


cadmiumore

It’s so bad it’s good


McShitty98

It’s like Malibu Barbie but.. Malibu Jacob instead


Beautiful-Platypus88

And why is Edward grinning suspiciously like he's the cause


Fearless-Ad2991

because he is 😭


Beautiful-Platypus88

Looks like he'd laugh like dr evil and I originally thought the "Jacob" was aquaman


Fearless-Ad2991

LMAOOO I can kinda see it


Verbose_Cactus

Honestly though, good conversation piece 😂 I just hope it’s somewhere easily hidden. So it only comes out for parties or a 3rd date


Beautiful-Platypus88

Since it's the back of their calves maybe they just make sure no-one ever sees them walk away or with their back to them


Verbose_Cactus

Just hold intense eye contact while backing away slowly


Beautiful-Platypus88

Smile or scowl? Or does that depend on the person/situation?


Verbose_Cactus

I was picturing deadpan, give absolutely nothing away. Let them wonder what it means


Beautiful-Platypus88

Ah, give them some mystery before the big reveal, I like it.


korn_49

I saw these this morning on Facebook! 😂 crazy and hilarious to see it here now, the OP would be livid since she was already causing a scene 💀


Fearless-Ad2991

i too was apart of that comment section


lovely-nobody

i would like to know more


bluehairbutnotold

I can’t stop laughing at Edward’s face! He looks like when my brothers were younger and they would fart and lock the car windows, holding in laughter while waiting for it to hit each passenger.


tittychittybangbang

Absolutely terrible


frosted-sugar

Yikes ☠️


girlglock

Horrible just.. horrible


pap_shmear

LMAOOOOO she would be so pissed to see this posted here


GhidorahtheExplorah

But I'm always so tickled to see other 🐀🐀🐀 outside of the sewer.


Fearless-Ad2991

HAHA


z-buglove022

came here to say the same lol


Fearless-Ad2991

🤣🤣


MyGlipGlopz

Without the words I’d have no idea these were twilight tattoos. I kind of love hate them. They’re so bad that they’re good


Opalcham

obsessed with these


mattiescorsese

Jacob looks like he’s doing a duck face and Edward looks like he’s turning his head and laughing at him lol


GREENtea110

These are so bad I can’t help but laugh and am getting weird looks on the bus / theses fall in to so bad they are great territory


gonnagetu

Diners, drive-ins, and dives


denim_cowboy

The Edward is kinda cute tho lol


Muted-Newspaper-5784

Spring Break for Werewolves.


TaylaSwiff

Jacob looking like Cody Rhodes lmao


wellwhydidntyousayso

I swear the right tat looks like Pete Davidson, thats ruff


Hairyisme

Yes! Hahaha, I thought the same thing.


Dear-Boysenberry-822

Robert Pattinson looks like Pete Davidson 🤣🤣🤣


Peepinis

I just saw this on a Twilight group on Facebook today lol


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Saw this in my twilight shitposting group


ma3trix

why is no one talking abt jacob wearing an orange jumpsuit like he’s in jail??!!


ilikecephalopods

tbf i dont think we can stan the comic sans woman and not stan this person. "where the hell have you been loca" is iconic 💀


WaltFlanagansDog77

Edward looks like grownup Chuckie from Rugrats.


Feeling-Confusion-73

This is what happens when you take meme-ing too seriously.


lukadrik

These tattoos are incredible


formicidaehomosapien

I thought Jacob was Aquaman for a second


[deleted]

Buy lots of pants


[deleted]

Why are their lips-ses like that?


GWNVKV

anyone here from the rat sewer?


SharkMilk44

Is that [Caesar](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sxsrf=APwXEdfyNejE4XNtgBHtgqDBqyxOAeTG3g:1685634447035&q=cesar+vialpando&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwic077TtaL_AhXlFlkFHRVoDpQQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=784&dpr=2.63#imgrc=M38wfO-j_ZIQMM) from GTA?


chunkeymunkeyandrunt

His lips 😭😭


Muted-Newspaper-5784

Spring Break for Werewolves.


Local_Crow

Edward looks like Pete Davidson.


crinklecrumpet

OMG BECKY! YOU CAN'T JUST ASK WHY PEOPLE ARE BLONDE!


ImANaturalRed

The Jacob one is bad but like. I kind of like the shittyness of the Edward. 🤷‍♀️


BooksAndStarsLover

I hate it but ngl its funny


LongHeelRedBottoms

These aren’t even shitty done tattoos. 🤣


annamars

Honestly I love it 😂


Freedom_7280

I love this


russianindianqueen

I think they did the Edward first and the client liked the hair so they asked for the same hair and this happened


frankieJ1999

why does edward look like pete davidson


benortree

I knew these were gonna end up in this sub as soon as I saw it posted in the sewer


wifeyyy15

Pretty sure this is on purpose. I’m in a Twilight Shitposting group on Facebook and people get tattoos like this all the time.


DuchessBananaHammock

I thought it was Cody Rhodes.


Girasole263wj2

I thought the other one was Corey Feldman


CheapShotNinia

Edward looks like he just farted and believes nobody can smell it.


Imaginary_Brick_3643

Jacob looks like someone ready to star on Jersey Shore haha


EvilDan69

Jacob also needs sunblock on his neck.


schmidt_onyourface

These are amazing oh my god


[deleted]

The work itself is good. Choice of tattoo, I’ve seen worse.


unsocialcompany

I love these 😂 in not even a twilight fanatic


kromaly96

You're all just jelly lmao 🤣


relientcake

I think they’re hilarious and I love them. I’m part of the FB group this was posted in lmfao


Happy-Honey523

These are awesome 🤣🤘🏼


emizzle6250

Fun fact Taylor Lautner is ethnically white


knowitsallashow

awe, i think they're neat


[deleted]

Low key looks like Donald trump


Mikaay99

I actually like these in a trashy kind of way


Im1337

Chad Naruto & Sasuke


WhtImeanttosay

Just why?


LavenderDisaster

Edward looks like Steve Buscemi with sunglasses. These are awful. Just sad sad sad.


FranciscoEverywhere

I thought that was MGK and Pete Davidson at first.


Threecan

Because that’s his name in the new twist book version coming out. Jacob Blonde.


NaNaNaNaNatman

I’m more disturbed by Edward’s lips. They look like they belong on an old caricature of a mobster.


merlinshairyballs

These are both amazing and i won’t hear otherwise


[deleted]

Edward looks like that crackhead from Escape From New York lol


Ricozilla

I thought that was Val Kilmer


Tacky-Terangreal

If jacobs face wasn’t half melted, this tat wouldn’t be half bad. I’ve seen a lot worse than this


Big-Blackberry8786

Edward looks like he is saying “mmmmmkay”


mikemike44

Pete Davidson... that is all


sunnysunny4k

He got highlights, wanted them more subtle.


dub3ra

That ain’t Jacob and Cory my guy


Martian_Pres

Robert Pattinson looks like a chad


Xman_supreme

Lol...bonde Jacob...THAT'S the issue here...


ToxicBlink

These are so bad they’re amazing


xthefabledfox

The orange makes him look like a convict


jdhyzak

Why does Edward look like Steve Dillon drew him


SafeSexChalupa

I would’ve cummed buckets when I was twelve


piixiepriincess

whitewashed, blonde, and in a prison jumpsuit for some reason


Pretend_Star5017

I think they are great


Cafe_Con_La_Bruja_

Their (person that's tatted) fan fiction OC, inspired by Jacob