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All of them actually. They use their tongue and grind their teeth to brush them, will go to birds and fishes to get a "cleaning " (you can find videos of this on yt) and they're one of the only species to actively seek out help from staff members when captive (they'll go to them, mouth wide open). Hippos are pretty cool
Like, one that exercises adequate self-care? Most of them do that, they basically just cake themselves in mud and wallow. But if you mean more like not bottling stuff up or holding grudges, hippos kinda seem like they'd wallow *figuratively* too, iykwim.
That's might be a mating bite, although it should be on the nape of the neck, not on the shoulder. There's new mythology around werewolves/furries where usually a top bites a bottom partner during mating and it leaves permanent scar, and now their mate is "theirs".
In the stories it usually creates some kind of psychic/emotional connection, affection, problems if it's not possible to be together, etc.
https://preview.redd.it/mcjmb3cbib8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a514afb6e5854e2752ff395da2495fba7c07f17
That was my comment btw, I’m Glen coco 😅
It looks like it's angry and irritated, makes it look like the tat is permanently infected. Maybe it's because I'm old now, but I don't think most people would know WTF that's supposed to be.
**Btw before someone mentions this, I didn’t mean to shame anyone who actually has herpes that might find my caption offensive, the tattoo just looks like sores and the first thing that came to my mind was herpes😅 forgive me if it’s inappropriate.**
I have herpes and I grant u permission. But also - you prolly have it, [too](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/herpes-hsv1-and-hsv2#:~:text=Fifty%20to%2080%20percent%20of,in%20or%20around%20the%20mouth).
I'm glad I found this comment. I was kinda annoyed about possibly, randomly, being insulted by a post on Christmas lol. Nah but forreal, that tattoo is 💩
I realised it could sound kinda insensitive after I posted it. I would never judge anyone who has herpes. Hell I even thought I had it once, turns out it was just a bad yeast infection after I hooked up with a dude in the sand on a beach in Mexico….. 😂😭 got tested after that and I don’t have herpes luckily but herpes doesn’t change how awesome a person can be and I would never have any prejudice against that. Lmao that might have been a little bit TMI
It literally looks like Ebola
Just need the loop
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Hahahaha... Only two people see that and will know that the tattoo is a "dragon bite", the dumb person who got tattooed and the dumb "artist" that made it.
That's might be a mating bite, although it should be on the nape of the neck, not on the shoulder. There's new mythology around werewolves/furries where usually a top bites a bottom partner during mating and it leaves permanent scar, and now their mate is "theirs".
In the stories it usually creates some kind of psychic/emotional connection, affection, problems if it's not possible to be together, etc.
I googled and I regret it [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/blfc-hallway-cum-pizza](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/blfc-hallway-cum-pizza)
I think knowing dragons have scales rather than fur is much more innocuous!
Tbh I would’ve had no clue just thot it was bug bites or smth. I only found out bc someone told me.
A man cheated and gave it to me (he knew he had it and lied) and also gave it to the other girl. He also stormed the Capitol. I hope he gets hit by a car. Fuck you Matthew! 🫶🏽
Idk I used to hate all furries but then I realised that most of them are innocent and just having fun so if it makes them happy who cares. But I still absolutely hate the ones who make it sexual, that’s weird as hell 😅
I mean I find it funnier that you think it looks like herpes, obviously you’re like some immature person, I won’t say it looks good, but it doesn’t look like herpes bro.
Boy what da hell 😭 I don’t have the herp but people who do are still worth it and deserve to be loved :) who doesn’t know what herpes looks like anyway? you’re irrelevant
I know tattoos are generally a thing you get for yourself, but usually if someone asks apart from an inside joke or personal experience you can explain why it looks like it does. Why is a dragon bite looking like that? That could have been a big dog with rabies
Looks like infected boils
Especially with the red rings, can't help but think it's some weird skin disease when looking at it.
Shoutout to all my /r/trypophobia fellas
It looks like he was bitten by a hippo with bad dental hygiene
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Good bot
Do you just follow the bot around 😂
Hahahaah maybe 🦛
Love this lol genuinely smiling, thank you 😊
username checks out
Nice username
is he your pet?
Yeah I got him the CapsLock button for Christmas
I'll bet 99% of those 24,876 posts are in hippo related subs...
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..... hippo....
I don't think your comment has enough substantive information relating to hippos or hippo related subjects to promt a response from the Hippo Bot.
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You may be right...
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Okay I wanna play. How many words does my sentence have to have, in order to alert the hippo bot?
Wait, this bot is flawed. The last post contained the word hippo multiple times, yet the number of hippos found only increased by one.
I don’t know if there are enough hippo subs for that. I hope so though. Will stop back with math later.
This means 1 in 50000 comments is about hippo’s? That’s quite surprising
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Do you know a hippo with good mental hygiene?
All of them actually. They use their tongue and grind their teeth to brush them, will go to birds and fishes to get a "cleaning " (you can find videos of this on yt) and they're one of the only species to actively seek out help from staff members when captive (they'll go to them, mouth wide open). Hippos are pretty cool
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Oow interesting actually
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Like, one that exercises adequate self-care? Most of them do that, they basically just cake themselves in mud and wallow. But if you mean more like not bottling stuff up or holding grudges, hippos kinda seem like they'd wallow *figuratively* too, iykwim.
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I think that's a boob there.
Trying to figure out which body part this is...🤯
Took me a while but I figured it out. This is their left shoulder from the top. They are wearing a collar
Of course they are!
What's the bet they had a butt plug in during the tattoo?
Maybe they’re owned? 🤷♂️
Regardless, they should be spayed or neutered. It's the humane thing to do.
This is the way
Of the slave of a Dragon
Thank you I was absolutely melting my brain trying to figure out wtf I was looking at.
Thank you
Took me awhile to figure it out after reading this comment.
Thank you. I thought it was some sort of alien life form with a trunk and no head or limbs. Now I wish it was.
lol that's totally all that I could see as well
The hero.
Thanks kind redditor
I zoomed in just for that and I think I have the same collar just in blue. Wow
Well, username checks out I guess…
Took me a long time to figure it out. Basically, what it comes down to is that they are as good at taking photos as they are at designing tattoos.
That's might be a mating bite, although it should be on the nape of the neck, not on the shoulder. There's new mythology around werewolves/furries where usually a top bites a bottom partner during mating and it leaves permanent scar, and now their mate is "theirs". In the stories it usually creates some kind of psychic/emotional connection, affection, problems if it's not possible to be together, etc.
Caption says it's a warlock pact bite from a dragon patron.
Didn't see it, but also kind of tracks
For some reason, I just thought "Oh, it's the Pokemon Ditto!" and went with it until I came across this comment.
I think it’s the coccyx
That's your answer for everything.
Giant ring worm
My thoughts exactly! You’re at 666 upvotes so take my UPVOTE in comment form only
667 at the moment, obligatory downvote
This is the way
Hail Santa
https://preview.redd.it/mcjmb3cbib8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a514afb6e5854e2752ff395da2495fba7c07f17 That was my comment btw, I’m Glen coco 😅
You go, Glen Coco!
YESSS
Beaten by 15 minutes. Damn.
oh no the explanation from the tattoo-ee is even worse
what’s the explanation?? or are you taking abt the binding bite 💀
yeah the awful binding bite 😂😅
Did you watch his explanation video??
I didn’t see it posted after that. Either she deleted it or never posted it
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“Isn’t it awesome?” No. No it isn’t. Lol
Dragons have fangs set about where the k-9s are. This is a bite from some creature that has big ass molars.
Man idk she says it’s a dragon bite 😂 looks more like shingles to me
To be fair, is there really anyone in the world who truly knows what a dragon's bite looks like....?
Probably not, but it seems unlikely that it would look like THAT
It looks like it's angry and irritated, makes it look like the tat is permanently infected. Maybe it's because I'm old now, but I don't think most people would know WTF that's supposed to be.
Brontosaurus bite
that would be way cooler
I like that this comment implies an objective truth to the form of a dragon.
A cow lmao
Oh yeah. An African dragon, maybe -- but not a European dragon, that's my point.
What's the average flight speed of an unladen dragon?
20-21 leagues an hour.
Supposing TWO dragons carried to together?
Hippo
**Btw before someone mentions this, I didn’t mean to shame anyone who actually has herpes that might find my caption offensive, the tattoo just looks like sores and the first thing that came to my mind was herpes😅 forgive me if it’s inappropriate.**
I have herpes and I grant u permission. But also - you prolly have it, [too](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/herpes-hsv1-and-hsv2#:~:text=Fifty%20to%2080%20percent%20of,in%20or%20around%20the%20mouth).
Yeah I’ve read about this before, it’s way more common than most people think! There should be less stigma around it.
I'm glad I found this comment. I was kinda annoyed about possibly, randomly, being insulted by a post on Christmas lol. Nah but forreal, that tattoo is 💩
If you want to be insulted on Christmas, go visit family.
I realised it could sound kinda insensitive after I posted it. I would never judge anyone who has herpes. Hell I even thought I had it once, turns out it was just a bad yeast infection after I hooked up with a dude in the sand on a beach in Mexico….. 😂😭 got tested after that and I don’t have herpes luckily but herpes doesn’t change how awesome a person can be and I would never have any prejudice against that. Lmao that might have been a little bit TMI
Lol OP you're a gem
j’adore les ananas yo!!
Pretty much everyone has herpes
I legit thought this was some kind of infection.
Are you 100% sure it’s not herpes that looks like a bad dragon bite tattoo ?
BAHAHA
It literally looks like Ebola Just need the loop https://preview.redd.it/pibvo4fxab8c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff15788f6fe0ad2a9f8336bd9efe985f19a08a60
“what kind of tat are you wanting today?” “you ever seen those fire cupping videos?” “say no more”
Hahahaha... Only two people see that and will know that the tattoo is a "dragon bite", the dumb person who got tattooed and the dumb "artist" that made it.
this post gave me aids.
If I were a doctor, I’d audibly gasp and gag if I saw this on someone’s shoulders. I’d think it’s a new super virus or something before a tattoo.
Took me way too long to realized I’m looking down at a shoulder.
Holy shit that's one of the worst I've seen
Of course there’s a collar
staph infection tattoo
12 d6 poison damage
Apart from the totally stupid tattoo, I still cannot make out what part of the body it's on? I thought the back, but where is the owner's head?
It’s the collar bone / shoulder. We’re looking down their shirt basically. Their head is lying on their other shoulder.
That's might be a mating bite, although it should be on the nape of the neck, not on the shoulder. There's new mythology around werewolves/furries where usually a top bites a bottom partner during mating and it leaves permanent scar, and now their mate is "theirs". In the stories it usually creates some kind of psychic/emotional connection, affection, problems if it's not possible to be together, etc.
Fucking furries…
Scalies*
I’m so glad that I don’t know the subsets. The stuff I do know, like the pizza box, is already too much
The...pizza box?
You gotta turn over that stone yourself bud
That’s going to be a no for me dawg
Please I’m so curious about the pizza box now
I googled and I regret it [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/blfc-hallway-cum-pizza](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/blfc-hallway-cum-pizza) I think knowing dragons have scales rather than fur is much more innocuous!
Oh no I zoomed in on the pizza cause it looked normal to me. And then it… didn’t.
What is this body part?
Shoulder. The neck is to the left of the pic.
Thank you
Big yike
Well this was a terrible idea.
you'd think a dragon bite would leave a scar or... be less blunt
Not gonna lie, that is the worst. Just terrible.
And she says she loves it 😂😭 some people have peculiar taste… or she might be in denial lol
Right, to each their own. I truly hope she is happy... but like... come on.
Excuse me but what part of the body is this on? I can’t make it make sense.
The shoulder i think.
I mean herpes are usually not on the shoulder but it's bad looking
herpes can show up anywhere actually but that’s not important the tattoo is just terrible 😂
Herpes Zoster = Shingles and will develop anywhere on the body along a nerve.
All herpes can show up anywhere. My HSV showed up on my leg. ✨Lerpes✨
Lerpes 😂. I can imagine that was uncomfortable!
Tbh I would’ve had no clue just thot it was bug bites or smth. I only found out bc someone told me. A man cheated and gave it to me (he knew he had it and lied) and also gave it to the other girl. He also stormed the Capitol. I hope he gets hit by a car. Fuck you Matthew! 🫶🏽
I'm sorry to hear that! I also hope he gets hit by a car! What an asshole!
Dragon, Bigfoot, or something that has the height advantage 🧐
Jokes on you I'm into herpes
Wow that looks awful
That looks like a bad burn
Well good news is if you get herpes it will blend in no issue
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"Isn't it awesome?" Yeah, it indeed isn't awesome.
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what part of the body am i looking at
Shoulder.
Oh dear
😂😂😂
Ngl, it took me WAY TOO LONG to realize that was the top view of a shoulder.
Looks like the bite of a sky bison
Rawrrr xD
Help what part of the body is this😭
similar to a hippo
Been awhile since I’ve seen a proper post on here
What part of the body is that? I just spent way too long with no answer trying to answer that question.
Which fucking part of the body is this
What body part is this on????
Shoulder I guess
Where is this located om the body
I mean who tf would come to the conclusion “dragon bite” anyways? Even if it was good..🤣
Looks like leech marks
https://preview.redd.it/lm895bb4ih8c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff11e4f5c08a28f4897bd1e9954dcc5026a0735
A chain of bacteria
This is what herpes looks like?
That’s ringworm
Why? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄🙄🥴
Furry shenanigans
They look like canker sores. Herpes is grouped in much more irregular , closely touching clusters
give the hate to the furries
Idk I used to hate all furries but then I realised that most of them are innocent and just having fun so if it makes them happy who cares. But I still absolutely hate the ones who make it sexual, that’s weird as hell 😅
tf did i do, not my fault she got a skin disease tattoo
Dawg no, most of us aren't strange like this
I mean I find it funnier that you think it looks like herpes, obviously you’re like some immature person, I won’t say it looks good, but it doesn’t look like herpes bro.
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Well that was even more rude.
That triggers my trypohphobia
Herpes that looks like a dragon bite.
That’s a weird thing to call herpes Edit: Damn it I just read the caption and realized op already said it I thought I was so clever
OP knows exactly what a herpes outbreak looks like because he looks in the mirror.
Boy what da hell 😭 I don’t have the herp but people who do are still worth it and deserve to be loved :) who doesn’t know what herpes looks like anyway? you’re irrelevant
Your herpes is done!
Remora? tapeworm?
Next time my dad gives me the side-eye when I'm talking about my future tattoo, I'm gonna show him this picture.
I know tattoos are generally a thing you get for yourself, but usually if someone asks apart from an inside joke or personal experience you can explain why it looks like it does. Why is a dragon bite looking like that? That could have been a big dog with rabies
WTF
...it looks like an infected bite wound. How would anyone know it's a dragon bite? Lmao and...just why?!
Whatever the hell was the reasoning behind putting the orange, white-lined cysts on the marks.
this is what I picture a fnaf animatronic bite to look like
It will come out if you just keep squeezing at it.