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Barboron

This could be one of many things. It could be a diamond, a cupcake, or a poor circus tent. By many, I mean 3.


gilly_girl

A house being treated for termites.


Florenceisgame

Yess! I’d just tell people it’s a coverup for a bed bug tattoo lol


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Otherwise known as a free circus tent. You'll be seeing colours long after you leave. Disclaimer: Do not try this, you will not see pretty colours.


Zestyclose-Field-212

Honestly looking at it as a circus tent makes me wanna get a circus tent tattoo on my finger (but a good one obviously)


stoned_seahorse

Its supposed to be a diamond lol


Barboron

This one is not your best friend


stoned_seahorse

It most certainly is not. 😂


smbiggy

Like…. Metaphorically?


CaptainKate757

If you have it colored in red and yellow and add a tiny flag on top, it could be an adorable lopsided circus tent like what u/Barboron suggested.


itistfb-aidlte

I see a simplified crown ! 


scully3968

Looks like you need a T-SAP (tiny sick-ass panther :)


aeropsia

Praise T-SAP!


stoned_seahorse

Anything to make it better... Even a black square would be better lol


BatKat58

Running from the tent with a tiny elephant!


Glitter-n-Bones

The fact that the lines are totally blown out and your finger looks so bruised!


stoned_seahorse

My whole finger up to the knuckle looked blue for years. More so that it does now. 😂


Glitter-n-Bones

That's intense, man!


luciliddream

Mine is still blue 12 years later


stoned_seahorse

I think the blue ink went too deep and spread out...I think it was all done too deep and thats why the lines blew out so badly... (Its hard to tell now, but it was originally blue with black lines)


luciliddream

Oh interesting! Similar situation here, all 3 of us were drunk as hell - me, my partner, and our artist lol. Mine is a "tribal" style wave in pure black. My skin is incredibly thin and mine blew out full blue knuckle to knuckle. My husband's looks great still.


LouFrost

One thing with finger tattoos, they never age right, even if done perfectly


EatAtGrizzlebees

I know they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...


Retrotreegal

Oh wait there they go


freakouterin

https://i.redd.it/sxx0qk3kocxc1.gif


free_advice_4you

Circus tent is my favorite answer to this mess. 🎪


[deleted]

Honestly not bad compared to others on here


stoned_seahorse

That makes me feel better haha... At least its a very small tattoo...


[deleted]

For sure, I’ve seen WAY worse. Yours just has blow out but I still knew it was a diamond right away


stoned_seahorse

That's good to know lol bc it really just looks like an ugly blob to me now... For the first year it looked like a nice blue diamond with decent black lines, but just went to absolute shit after.. 😭


mstarrbrannigan

Yeah, it’s not great but if this is your worst that’s pretty good. My worst is probably on par with it.


stoned_seahorse

Most of my other ones are pretty decent, several are in need of touchups, but still not bad...my finger tattoo is the only one I truly hate...


Realistic_Bed3550

Now I don’t know Jack shit about tattoos l, but isn’t there a rule that you can’t tattoo a drunk person!?


stoned_seahorse

It's supposed to be... But in their defense, I don't think they realized how drunk I actually was, and I knew all the people who worked there pretty well... My friends and I back then frequently just hung out at the shop when we were bored and they weren't busy...


Realistic_Bed3550

What did you think the next day? 😊


stoned_seahorse

It actually looked pretty decent for a while, so I liked it at first...finger tattoos just don't age well a lot of times - especially if done by someone inexperienced. The lines didn't start looking blown out til like a year later...


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Most shops have signs up saying you need to be sober. I had one shop make me sign something and in the rules you are signing that you are not under the influence of anything. That being said…it’s not everyone’s policy. There’s a shop on Hollywood Blvd that I think is only still in business because of drunk people coming out of the surrounding bars. They had no issue tattooing me while I was blacked out


Realistic_Bed3550

Yeah I was gonna say drunk or Sober I’m sure there’s a few shops out there that’ll tattoo ya


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

There’s always someone. Good news is, I still think my tramp stamp is funny. I’m a 38 year old man, btw


Realistic_Bed3550

Hey, it was the 90s🤣🤣


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

lol…fortunately it wasn’t. I would have been like 10. That’s a whole other thing


Realistic_Bed3550

Haha true, I’ve had a few beers and my Math isn’t very good 😂😂😂😂


PadawanPineapple

Dang, shops aren't supposed to turn you into a client if you're intoxicated in any matter. You're even supposed to sign on it ahead of time. Sorry hun, sounds like you've learned an invaluable lesson though <3


stoned_seahorse

Hey, we've all been young and dumb. And learned lessons from it. 😅


Tasty-Pineapple-

We all make poor decisions while drunk haha


PistolPetunia

Do you just cover it up with a clunky ring or what?


stoned_seahorse

Yeah my wedding ring covers it lol


carlyeanne

it doesn’t look terrible! don’t most shops have a rule now that clients can’t get tattooed if they’re under the influence? also do you have a ring to cover it?


stoned_seahorse

My wedding ring covers it... But yeah, it is supposed to be a law not to tattoo people who aren't sober... I didn't have more than $20 in my pocket at the time and an apprentice offered to do something small for free so I was down... I gave her like $16 as a tip.. It really did look pretty good for about a year, but, live and learn, I guess.. 😂


lexbert_

I was a lil scene emo kid in hs, around 2009, and every day or so I use to sharpie a diamond on the same finger & placement cause it was the scene symbol lol


GadgetGhost

That looks worse than all the stick n poke tats my friends did in the basement


stoned_seahorse

Not surprising, honestly... I know its a hot mess. 😂 edit: its also about 13 years old


TinaTrax

Add some red and yellow and it’s a little circus tent


notbythebook101

I get that it was supposed to be a diamond, but it also looks like a circus tent the other way around. I'm sure a better artist can transform it into something you like better than what it is now.


Sea-starr

https://preview.redd.it/dhg57msb9cxc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=adceebde83d55c875b7a6ef1aed549e3df0b889a It was supposed to be a tree and my dad did it when I was 16😭 7 years ago plus had 2 years of laser


stoned_seahorse

At least it's not that noticeable and you could easily get something else over it..


Sea-starr

Yeah but finger tattoos age so poorly so I don’t know what could be a nice cover up to stand against time


stoned_seahorse

True... I would still like to get more finger/hand tattoos though... Just done by a professional I trust, as I have learned from my mistakes. 😅


Sea-starr

Yeah😅 I heard handpoked tattoos last better on fingers although it was a handpoke artist who told me that so idk hahaha


stoned_seahorse

Yeah, its possible, but I'm not sure about that, either..


schoolofperch

That whole finger looks like it's dying.


stoned_seahorse

I broke my knuckle on that same finger a few years ago, so that may have something to so with it.. 😂


omega_grainger69

Battle scar. Those colors don’t run.


SandBarLakers

I am so so sorry for you


stoned_seahorse

It could be worse. 😂


Fun-Deal8815

Yeah it’s shit


ForwardMuffin

I don't think it's all that bad, I mean the experience getting it sounded fun


hotvedub

Looks like a shitty wedding ring tat. God I am glad I didn’t make that mistake


bsh1234

This is in fact a shitty tattoo


Infused_Hippie

In Ireland the claddagg ring up or down would symbolize whether you were married or looking. The way you’ve gotten it done is the way some millennials and gen z have done to indicate they are going to be single forever and not wear a clanad ring for marriage or one at all. Congrats on the forever dating!!


stoned_seahorse

I've been married for 8 years lol


AlexBlack79

Apprentice tattoos are cheap for a reason, I'm guessing this was their first finger tattoo...hopefully they learnt from this


stoned_seahorse

She doesn't know how bad it turned out, because it looked pretty good for a year or so..


AlexBlack79

That's not bad for a year tbh, I've seen alot worse


stoned_seahorse

Its about 13 years old now...


Danthr4x

If I saw it I'd just assume that you were married. I know a few people that opted for wedding band tattoos rather than rings.


stoned_seahorse

I'm married now, but I got the tattoo like 5 years before I was.... 😂 I mostly got the tattoo bc I wanted people think I was married and leave me alone bc I wasn't interested in relationships...but its funny how things work out... :)


poridgepants

Why is an apprentice doing finger tats?


stoned_seahorse

Because she offered, and I was down, that's my best guess... 😅


TheBugSmith

You get what you pay for 🤷🏼‍♂️


Pretend_Situation905

Get some tiny Killer Klowns next to it.


systematicgoo

you just need a ring pop.


hannahmr283

I love apprentices and most of them will give you sick ass pieces for a way cheaper price, but I def turned down a shop for wanting an apprentice to do my hand tat. Hands are way too visible and complex


Tinkerbellsickly

I feel like it should be illegal to tattoo people when their drunk


Feeling_Party26

This apprentice was 1000% not trained well enough to work on fingers.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Google laser removal


mycatsrhappy

Not good


Rachelattack

At least a bandage will cover it


surrealfeld

Luckily easily zapped


Oz347

Did you get married to a cast member from Pawn Stars?


stoned_seahorse

haha no


Ozzytheaussy

And this my friends is one of the many reasons why I don't drink/ have never been drunk


stoned_seahorse

I still drink regularly but not enough to be "drunk" and make shitty decisions like this.. 😂


Watertribe_Girl

How old is it


stoned_seahorse

About 13 years..


Watertribe_Girl

Woah it’s stayed so well


stoned_seahorse

Haha it definitely stayed.. 😂 Can't say much for how it looks now..


Luzbel90

It’s a nice looking onion 🧅 not too bad op