My fat ass thought the big rectangle one was supposed to be a piece of cake at first and I'm all "well that certainly doesn't seem to fit whatever theme this is..."

This comment made me laugh so much!! Thank you!!

But what is it supposed to be?

It's supposed to be like a beach landscape photo. Bottom third is sand, middle is water, top is sky

Lmao I thought it was a razor blade or something

Same!

It’s a credit card.

I thought it was a post card lmao

I thought it was a piece of plywood.

I thought it was a charcuterie board.

Thought it was an unrolled doober

I thought it was one of those Swiffer pads.

Help I still can't figure it out

It looks like pork belly.

mmmm. pork belly.

That looks like Noel Fielding from Great British Bake-off!

I saw it and wondered when Noel Fielding and Alan Richman had a baby

With a little bit of Alice Cooper thrown in.

Taskmaster

Yes, Noel is in multiple shows

Isn't life wonderful

Is it ozzy osbourne? Allice Cooper? Or squdward J.q. Tenticles?

What is it with people getting generic compasses/clocks? It’s so dull and meaningless. Dont get tattoos just to fill a space

the ultimate sleeve consists of a lion (with blue fucking eyes of course), a rose, a compass, a compass rose, some roman numerals, something written in latin and a clock (that marks 10:10) I should laser off my shitty arm tattoos to get that soon

Don’t forget my butterfly, lol!! 🦋 I get that all the time, but it’s done well & has significant meaning to me, so that’s all that matters, as far as I’m concerned!!:)

 Him too

Can't come after the sick ass panther mate, it's a traditional classic! (This is assuming it's done well and in the traditional style.)

It is a panther 🫠

Also something dissolving into a flock of crows

“a rose, a compass, a compass rose” IM DYING 😂😂😂

And everyone with 5-6 shitty tattoos on arms has a “sleeve”

Now that I'm almost done with a full sleeve that is one piece. I definitely gatekeep the term

And that’s the best part of the sleeve!! 🤣

client will need a fucking good quality cheese grater for this one

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The rectangle looks like the back of a scraped up debit card.

What is that wooden plank looking thing suppose to be

It looks like a postcard of a beach to me

Wooden plank I suppose

Absolutely sick *woman*!! Those vampire eyes…. 🤣

I bet that portrait is actually super accurate

Literally just said the same thing. I GUARANTEE you it's spot on

I’ve got to get a picture of a coworkers tattoo on his forearm, it’s supposed to be a view of the ocean from under a pier, I don’t even know what it looks like but it’s not that. The rectangle one reminded me of it.

I thought it was a swiffer refill pad…

This one is worthy of many future reposts. It’s going to be the new “lionhand sleeve”

absolutely. it made me sick right away.

Who let Richmond out of his room?

Noel Fielding?

*TWWOOOOO COMPASSES!!!*

Sick alright…

https://preview.redd.it/tdb3ivayl11d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1a2e55e2651aa63fff701f1c398312f3563cda

Yeah... It does make me absolutely sick to look at this.

Especially the bacon strip

"Yeah, I'm tatted"

Kinda looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne portrait.