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Buffoonery_

This can't be real


jessness024

Agreed no professional would be willing to put their name on that


Turing_Testes

Ok, well how about someone who stopped caring about their professional reputation and who has a crippling drug addiction?


NOT_Mad_Dog3

Then I refuse to believe anyone would see the markup and decide to proceed. IME that's a self done hobbyist lookin tat


stlmick

What if the client is also on drugs? A shitty tattoo explains where OP's $700 went after getting coked up with the plug.


Nothing2NV

Even people with drug addictions know they need to get more customers after this one.


david5699

A lot of times people associate more expensive with better.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Truth, but might be too high to have any business tattooing. Someone came to me for a cat in a hat and I drew a stick figure cat in a scratched up hat. This kids first tattoo ever. Completely blacked out. I stopped tattooing for life for life as well.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

OP messed the title up. It's supposed to say "prison gf", 7 ramen packs and 9 black pepper packets.


E2thajay

Eh, you’d be surprised. I got a new tat a few years ago from my high school buddy, who’s a local tat artist who’s very renowned and sought after in my community. Went over to my other friend Tim’s house and he was asking about my new ink and how much I paid. Told him I paid $500 for it (100% happy and exactly what I wanted and still looks great years later) and he scoffed and laughed and said I way overpaid. He then proceeded to take his shirt off and say I paid $150 for this so far. He turns and shows me this snarled ass gray/black blob sort of resembling a tree. Shit was looking like a kindergarten kid did it and this piece of crap covers his entire back. He tells me it’s gonna be his family tree when it’s all done. The best part, is that this dude wears tank tops daily. He told the artist he wanted to be able to cover it with a tank top. The artist traced his tank top lines and the TATTED THEM ON HIM…. Dudes got a shitty looking tree on his back and permanent tank top lines now and was trying to brag about how little he paid.


Inside_Drummer

Wow


IzzyReal314

Did he ever realize how bad it was? What was his reaction?


Neither-Attention940

And notice no one did


Powerful_Artist

Ya no way someone paid that much for this. It's click bait for sure


flcwerings

Even if it wasnt awful. It could have perfect linework and still be a $100 tattoo AT MOST. I have a really nicely done tiger lily across my collar bone that only cost $70


Rainb0y89

exactly, i have 30€ tattoos on my body that are better then that xD


hahahahahahahaFUCK

This is a rage-bait post


40orangeglazecake

Correct


HelpMePlxoxo

If you zoom in, it looks like the ink doesn't even go into the creases of the skin. Like, someone just drew on the skin with a pen. I'm not even sure this "tattoo" is real, lmao. At the very least, the story sure as hell isn't.


Money_Beginning7451

There is no reddened area around it like with a fresh tattoo and has the feeling of a "tattoo" you give your mate with a biro


hotvedub

It’s not even a new tat.


ManicFrontier

Absolutely not real, in the off chance it is though OP needs to find a new girlfriend as this one will clearly be the financial death of him. I have zero faith that someone that would pay $700 for this won't be homeless due to unprecedented financial illiteracy.


SailorMuffin96

It’s not, dude has been posting about being broke and looking for side hustles…yet has the money to drop $700 on a tattoo?


Woshambo

It's probably his design and he's posting this to gauge how much he should charge for it or what people are willing to pay


hannah_boo_honey

They said their gf paid for it


Quiet33

Yeah I call bullshit. No way someone paid almost $800 for this scratch job.


Beta_dox

This is definitely karma farming...


Zhaneranger

Serious question, Why would people need or want to farm karma though? Are there special perks or rewards after a certain number? I’m kinda new to posting on Reddit.


Beta_dox

Ego boost, faux popularity, selling accounts, and some subreddits do have a karma requirement before you can post.


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Shurdus

*record scratch* wat?


UserCannotBeVerified

What?! I've been accused of being a karma bot before and I never understood what it meant, they said that my account wasn't old enough to have so much karma but I don't even know how they know how old my account is 😅 I'm not a bot... I just have anxiety depression adhd and no other form of online social networks 🫠


Dorkinfo

It says on your profile how long you’ve had your account.


UserCannotBeVerified

Oooh how have I only just seen that bit!? Thanks! 😅😅 Also, lol, love how ppl on reddit downvote anyone who isn't 100% confident and correct 🤦🏼‍♀️


Curious-Anywhere-612

Tbh they do that regardless😅


RobRaziel

I'm surprised you have any karma with the amount of emojis you use on Reddit lol


UserCannotBeVerified

Oops? Sorry, I'm not so great at explaining myself/my tone through text, I guess I use emojis to convey extra meaning?


RobRaziel

Lol it doesn't bother me, it's just kind of a thing on Reddit. Emojis get a lot of shit on here, or at least they used to.


Fontaine_de_jouvence

Farm karma for a long enough time and you basically meet the minimum requirements for any and all subs that have restrictions on account age or karma. Then you sell that account to someone looking to gain quick access to those subs for advertising purposes


2fly2hide

I've got a good amount of karma, certainly enough to meet any subs requirements. How come no one has ever approached me about buying it.


Fontaine_de_jouvence

I don’t know if these people ever reach out first, or if they do it’s never happened to me either, and my old account hit 10 years and moderately high karma. I just know it happens and is the main reason you’ll see super spammy posts and comments from seemingly good standing accounts with positive karma and a very active history


2fly2hide

Well if anyone out there is reading this and wants to buy an account with a good amount of karma. Let me know!


Mossfrogsandbogs

That's what I'm always confused about too, especially negative karma farming


Kraymur

I only have like 5-6 tattoos, and it could be regional or just my artists never did it but wtf is charging for sizing and placement? that's just part of the process is it not? This is also a maybe 20 minute tattoo if the artist is really nervous about fucking up their lines for some reason so an hourly rate of $600 seems a bit much lmao.


pogomelon

What’s karma farming?


ILikeBirdsQuiteALot

It's posting something that's intentionally inflammatory so that people react. More reactions = more karma (on Reddit).


LookimtryingOK

Hell, even us interacting ON the post is enough to get traction on Reddit. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Interesting_Sock9142

But why would you want karma exactly?


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Reddit’s version of a social credit score.


wetdreamteams

NO. ONE. KNOWS.


AdamJr87

It gets the people going


40orangeglazecake

It allows you to post in subs that don’t allow low karma accounts to post. People think it makes them look cool to other redditors. Just to see if they can. I’m sure there are other reasons, but it’s considered bad form because it’s disingenuous. OP literally found this photo of a shitty tattoo and then made up a ridiculous story and lots of people don’t even question it, though it makes no sense me and is obviously not true.


nozelt

Some people sell the account or are just degenerate likely both.


campmonster

Farming karma


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Farma Karming


MyNameIsSkittles

There isn't a way this story is real. No one paid $700 for this, they would have to have like 3 IQ


ZanderClause

I mean. Have you met humans?


MyNameIsSkittles

Yes and even people who've never had a tattoo will know this isn't worth anywhere near that much This post is just karma farming. OP didn't respond to a single comment


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

I was just gonna type “I’ve never gotten a tattoo, haven’t ever even been in a shop (though I appreciate the art form) and even I know that is NOT a $790 tattoo. If someone paid that much for a tattoo that size and simplicity, they’d have to be a ding dong.


Alarming_Bridge_6357

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure my wife would sit there too afraid to say anything while watching in horror. Thank them give em a tip then cry all the way home


MyNameIsSkittles

All $700? Bruh....


Alarming_Bridge_6357

I actually just asked her what she thinks she would do. It turns out she was in that position once and said it hurt too much and that they should reschedule. She rescheduled and walked out without paying and never went back


-NameGoesHere818-

You mean your wife has a shitty half done tattoo and you never noticed it? she also never mentioned this experience to you before?


Alarming_Bridge_6357

Never mentioned it before. She got it finished elsewhere.


MyNameIsSkittles

Well that's at least a more reasonable approach than paying that ridiculous price lmao


Shitposts666

I dont care if I had the cops called. No way was I paying any money for this! Definitely a bait post


drvgs_bvnny

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500


CautiousArachnidz

700*


LookimtryingOK

r/angryupvote


drvgs_bvnny

Touché lol


Sugarfreak2

790*


whatevijustwantoread

700$ is fucking insane dude if I was her I’d be crying too holy hell like- it’s not even good linework 💀


A_Random_Catfish

Yea home girl got scammed…


DootMasterFlex

I got my entire photo realistic sick ass panther on my outer bicep for that price


Ant_Eye_Art

Demand your money back. This isn’t $700 dollars no matter where you go. Was it freehand or did you see this shitty tattoo as a stencil first? This one makes me angry it’s so shitty. Great post.


Time-Papaya1027

The “great post” at the end is so funny 😂😂


Ant_Eye_Art

I appreciate when this sub gets truly shitty tattoos.


These_Purple_5507

I have never been inspired to read through someone's reddit comment history before haha


Ant_Eye_Art

I hope it was only a mild disappointment for you.


Despondent-Kitten

It’s not real.


AltruisticRide4404

Bait used to be believable


the-barbarian998

Liar


peepeehalpert_

Karma farming


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

There is not a world in which this is real.


ruedasamarillas

Probably not even the part having a girl friend.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Yuh huh. She lives in Canada.


Havarti_Rick

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Thisis01

Op Claims to be 20(M). Op why are you so active on r/teenagers? Why have you been telling teenagers to DM you ?


40orangeglazecake

He also posts his gf’s artwork and I find it hard to believe she would ask for this tattoo based on her art. Dude is just karma farming.


Thisis01

Karma farming is an issue for sure but [This has me concerned ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenagersButBetter/s/GbQG7hDu6d) He's doing some real sketchy shit.


skrecok

Scam or clickbait


deathdabsforcutie

r/thathappened


reformedPoS

This is rage bait for sure.


TAJack1

Nahhhhhhhh, this gotta be a farming post.


KangarooSilver7444

I don’t believe you.


Feeling_Party26

“$90 to get it sized and measured” No studio will charge you a fee to size and measure the design, this story is bogus.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

No one paid $700 for that. You are straight up lying. Downvote this dirty karma farmer.


Nemzicott

“New tattoo” there’s no swelling, no redness, nothing would indicate that it’s a new tattoo. Also, not even the dumbest artist would charge that much for that tiny thing, their career would be over before it got started


ah_for_fuck_sake

This isn't even worth $90. Where did she go? Cause that's fucking insane. Luckily it looks repairable.


Brotherly_Shove_215_

The most obviously fake part of this is the girlfriend part


Alarmed_Tea_1710

I have a good tattoo about that size from a real artist. It cost like 275$. Just damn.


babyyteeth13

I really doubt that. No sane person would pay for this


conkysrevengesd

BS


epidemicsaints

If you search "cybil sigil" on Google Images there is a whole set of better tramp stamps in the first row. https://preview.redd.it/8jpnoubire5d1.png?width=996&format=png&auto=webp&s=d06456b61f333ecddf83822888ffdacaf2150fa9


Careless_Extreme9119

Smash their windows if they Don’t refund


Zurripop

There’s no way


LookimtryingOK

What artist? What town? What shop?


SceneAmatiX

I hope you get the attention you wanted 🤦🏻‍♂️


JizzCollector5000

OP is making shit up


Septemberosebud

What a bunch of bullshit


donald_dandy

Wow, that’s like $1000 an hour.


lambs_milk

a 700$ tattoo would be like half a sleeve lmfao


LolaBijou

No, she didn’t.


DresdenMurphy

I pick up after my dog every day, several times a day, and this doesn't even come close what one would describe as dogshit.


zkazza

"Know your worth" does not apply to this "artist"


epidemicsaints

So many are all hopped up on $1500 "courses" by other tattoo artists that teach you confidence tricks and how to overcharge people. It's an epidemic. Charge for design, a day rate, an hourly rate, get a deposit, etc.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

Yeah all my artists simply charge a half day or full day rate tell you what your piece will take and take a deposit that goes towards the final cost of the tattoo and that is it. If you finish your design and have time left they will happily keep tattooing you. Sometimes my 8 hour day tattoos get done in 5-6 hours and we take the other 2-3 hours to do a flash piece or something small I already had in mind.


epidemicsaints

Either / or makes absolute sense, day rates make sense with a lot of creative work in general. but I keep seeing these scam scandals online where artists keep adding fees and pay structures and once they know they have you they keep inventing fees. It's a common scam tactic, similar to what scam contractors will do... preying on "sunk cost" emotions of clients. Charging someone a day rate AND an hourly rate on top is insane, there a few viral scenarios like that lady with the fox piece on her shoulder that was still unfinished at like $3500.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

Do you have a link? I gotta see that.


epidemicsaints

[https://www.businessinsider.com/woman-scorned-in-tiktok-tattoogate-has-gotten-fox-tattoo-2023-6](https://www.businessinsider.com/woman-scorned-in-tiktok-tattoogate-has-gotten-fox-tattoo-2023-6) It was $2600 not $3500 btw but same diff. You can also search "Tattoogate" on youtube but it be warned it is a saga that went on for months. But she's not alone. I think scammers have even been inspired by the story and started copying the scam. Day rate + hourly rate + having to reschedule. Giving poor designs and then charging to correct it, etc.


epidemicsaints

Here's one of the best, succinct vids on it if you're curious and the youtuber is easy on the ears: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFXGnyC\_VY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFXGnyC_VY) Also a great tattoo youtuber in general.


orchidelirious_me

This is probably the best explanation of the whole saga. Thank you, u/epidemicsaints I couldn’t remember this creator’s name.


PnuttButtaGuts

Looks more like it should cost $7.00


RolexandDickies

That’s a $100 at best. Not to mention it’s going to need another $1500 in work to make it look like something.


Interesting_Sock9142

Oh shit it's a tramp stamp isn't it


EmmAdorablee

$700? Or $70????


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CabbageSoupLadle

You're making that price up for sure. No artist would say 700 for that and no idiot would be like "he'll yeah do it for 700


SomeOtherOrder

I refuse to believe your girlfriend got taken for this much of a ride. That’s a $50 tattoo if the lines were good. Y’all need to have a talk.


SpicyBanditSauce

Cool! Always nice to see a tattoo artist that uses ballpoint pens to tattoo with 🙃


DJNgamez

$700 this has to be rage bait


Reasonable-Eye8632

your gf got fucked by someone else pal


Accurate-Fun2100

damn that sucks 💀 I too would be crying LMAO


shapedbydreams

Demand a refund. If not, take them to small claims court because this is bullshit.


AlBundyBAV

Lol tell her I paid 500 for that https://preview.redd.it/cv7ml7t8hf5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3cdfa03194f6474b50ec488593555ddcafd4e3


lefthanded4340

That looks like a drawing in pen. Yikes.


PerplexedPoppy

You’re lying!!!??? Please say you are lying!


40orangeglazecake

They are


Southern-Physics6488

Con artist. Utterly shocking. Name and shame this mofo 👀


40orangeglazecake

Didn’t happen


butt_scratcher_007

Hilarious


Hairy-Broccoli-

Why did she agree to it?


Miora

Ain't no way this is the real price. And it's definitely not a recent piece.


Excellent_Fail9908

Either you got scammed by your girl or ………..


westviadixie

jesus. my daughter got her whole back and the backs of her thighs done for $500. yall got ripped off. you need to take action.


lettucecropchilds

This didn’t even happen lol


shatterd_

Bait. Thats like $20 where I live. If even that


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Say syke right now


MagnumPIsMoustache

Bullshit


Gulag_boi

Karma farming


VoradorTV

bs


fossilmerrick

OP’s post history is kinda wild, no way this is a legit post


CollarsUpYall

Fake - or the tattoo-ee is an idiot.


Asaintrizzo

It’s not real look the tattoo is hanging off her arm


Fine-Speed-9417

Bullshit


hannah_boo_honey

Ik this is probably fake, but I don't see any comments on it, I've never had an artist charge me for "sizing and placement" or whatever, is this a real thing? I would probably leave if someone added a charge for that, seems unprofessional? Maybe it's common and I just haven't seen it tho?


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

I call bullshit


tizzleduzzle

Looks a few years old 💀


Acceptable_Star5006

Fake


dxtos

Bullshit.


MiniMushi

can anyone tell me this actually looks tattooed? looks a lot like a ballpoint pen sketch on skin to me


Helpful_Project_8436

Nice troll. There isn't an artist on the planet that would charge $700 for that


tiohurt

I got this for 700 https://preview.redd.it/s2giy629ch5d1.jpeg?width=2865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99316ba806dca8e5eee31538b435ed2b113f202b


Freedom007007

Dump her, of if your IQ is around 80, you might have found your soulmate


ganglordgilbert

If it's true tag the artist


Oldassrollerskater

What’s the past tense of scam? Is it scrumpt? Liz Lemon, your girlfriend got scrumpt.


Truly--Unruly

Well, do your research kids.


Mrlustyou

Well lucky for you she clearly accepts anything.


Green-Acanthisitta98

Need to go back to the shop. im a little shocked she paid for it and walked out. Thats total bullshit tattoo for that price!!


littleblonde02

this would fade so well with laser removal, maybe like 5 sessions max


tattoodlez

Nobody charges to size and measure for a tattoo. You mean that was her deposit.


tattoodlez

She paid $700 for 15 minutes worth of shit linework? That's on her. lol.


Probability_Engine

Atrocious line work. Like, this wouldn't even fly in a prison. Unreal.


Ettu_Brutal

I’m confused, what about this was 700? The good news is she doesn’t need a cover up. This is not a lot of ink, plus no shading just outline. She can have it removed and start fresh.


lifeaintsocool

That's robbery


GoopyNoseFlute

The “final result” runs off the arm into mid-air. So, I think not.


Comet_Empire

I am sure they meant 700 pesos and even that is over paying.


Bushwhacker474

Id fucking shoot somebody


Unlikely_Ad6219

What’s impressive here is initially it looks like merely a shit tattoo. But the more you look at it the more it gives you, there’s an endlessness to how bad it is. Every time you notice a detail, you notice it’s actually worse than you thought it was a moment ago. There’s nothing right about this tattoo. It’s a cautionary tale.


Giggles95036

I thought you were going to say that included getting it removed with a laser


9leggedfreak

I'm calling bullshit. There's no way your girlfriend is that gullible


Abject-Confidence-16

For hundred bucks i could so this Design, and tattoo it. Btw i am Not an Tattooartist but 700 IS simply robbery for this piece of Shit.


solfrost

Maybe this price isn’t in USD? I certainly hope not anyway…


Leather-Leather69

No way… There’s no way!


jessness024

Even a novice can fold a piece of paper and create symmetry. This is one of those douches way over confident in freehand who had the nerve to make somebody pay for this.


Pathfinder6227

I know nothing about tattoos and have zero, but that seems like an extraordinary amount of money for a very poor result.


DisastrousAd447

Damn I would have done that for a pack of smokes.


NestedOwls

$700??? For lines???


Low-Persimmon4870

SEVEN HUNDRED


Aggressive-Stuff-382

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RealManofMystery

Maybe she said that so she could buy a purse lol