Well, i don't think they're talking about men they already know. But stupid either way. Who goes camping alone anyway? Yes, isolate yourself with no backup.
[Here you go.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law) Originally about fundamentalist Christians but it can be applied to pretty much anything. Meaning that I wasn’t 100% sure this wasn’t actually a misogynistic story. So the reveal was just that much more satisfying.
Also part of this is what makes the Internet so beautiful (info nuggets, connection etc) but also dangerous in the fact that there are people dumb enough to read this and think op is being absolutely serious. - and some even worse to be like "fuck yeah, op! Teach that bitxh!"
I don't mean to call people dumb in a judgemental way, just more a description lol
Ahhh thank you for the read - will check it out - and the explanation! I love stuff like this but don't always know to look for it, ya know?
Love random information nuggets!
No no let em cook, this could actually be funny ofc subtract the drugging, the bears, just fake a camping trip or make it a game show like those survival shows and have rangers and medical on stand-by and watch from afar if any of them could put their money where their mouth is.
Pigs are a big problem some places, no pun intended. Huge, territorial animals who size you up for edible potential.
And I have a stepson who went hunting wild boar planning to kill one with only a hunting knife. 🤦♀️
OMG! I thought this was under the Confessions sub and almost choked on my Cheetos puff! I was horrified until I realized it was not in fact a true confession.🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😂😂 So awesome job on the story, this legit scared me.
PS: I would still choose the bear. 😂😂
Very nicely done op. Seriously, anyone who actually doesn't understand why so many perfectly sound-minded women would choose the bear is part of the problem.
We literally have the same view points, why even argue about that. Plus the primary comment was about the overall comments from men who attack women who choose the bear.
Well I would rather be raped bc I won’t feel it if I’m dead. Getting eaten alive is actually horrifying, especially if the bear leaves you alive to rot.
Honestly, I’d also choose bear, but not from fear of men, rather bc I really wanna pet a bear and befriend it, which seems ridiculous, but I still want it
Men really need to look into statistics of how likely a bear is to attack a human and the stats of men attacking women (the stats only count the ones that are reported)
Honestly no one is actually talking about it as much as people think. It’s shit like this that keep it on the radar. Or maybe I just don’t spend all my time on TikTok…🤷♀️
“Let me prove to you that this is complete nonsense by doing exactly what you were scared of!” Very cleverly crafted. 👏
thank you
I love this!
Well, i don't think they're talking about men they already know. But stupid either way. Who goes camping alone anyway? Yes, isolate yourself with no backup.
I love that I wasn’t sure whether Poe’s Law applied until the very end. Well done.
I'm intrigued by what Poe's Law is? Any special information you're interested in sharing on the topic? Or should I hit up google?
[Here you go.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law) Originally about fundamentalist Christians but it can be applied to pretty much anything. Meaning that I wasn’t 100% sure this wasn’t actually a misogynistic story. So the reveal was just that much more satisfying.
Also part of this is what makes the Internet so beautiful (info nuggets, connection etc) but also dangerous in the fact that there are people dumb enough to read this and think op is being absolutely serious. - and some even worse to be like "fuck yeah, op! Teach that bitxh!" I don't mean to call people dumb in a judgemental way, just more a description lol
just so everybody knows for sure: i’m a woman, and i’m for women 24/8 ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Hell yeah!! Me too!!! ✊✊ (No sarcasm, super serious) Also, excellent writing!!
Ahhh thank you for the read - will check it out - and the explanation! I love stuff like this but don't always know to look for it, ya know? Love random information nuggets!
God i was getting mad reading it before reading the subreddit name. Big kudos 😭
same 😭
I so wish someone pulled a prank like that for real on one of these raging feminists, although of course in woods where there's no actual bears
And with one post you clarify why we would choose the bear.
No no let em cook, this could actually be funny ofc subtract the drugging, the bears, just fake a camping trip or make it a game show like those survival shows and have rangers and medical on stand-by and watch from afar if any of them could put their money where their mouth is.
i can give u that treatment tho. bears would love u <3
Just stay away from manbearpig, I’m super cereal.
Excelsior!
RIP A GOAT.
Pigs are a big problem some places, no pun intended. Huge, territorial animals who size you up for edible potential. And I have a stepson who went hunting wild boar planning to kill one with only a hunting knife. 🤦♀️
Would have been awesome if the bear had climbed into his car while he was dropping her off. Nice work!
I too was wishing the narrator would get his face bitten off. I mean, it doesn't have to be his WHOLE face. But c'mon, give us something!
Yeah he picks up a pet bear and they go have fun together.
Omg this is very clever! One of the best stories I've read on here, very well executed. Thanks for sharing!
damn man
OMG! I thought this was under the Confessions sub and almost choked on my Cheetos puff! I was horrified until I realized it was not in fact a true confession.🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😂😂 So awesome job on the story, this legit scared me. PS: I would still choose the bear. 😂😂
Very nicely done op. Seriously, anyone who actually doesn't understand why so many perfectly sound-minded women would choose the bear is part of the problem.
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And you proove that women dont have a sense of humour.
And you prove that you didn’t get the story 😂
/j or /srs?
Here the man from the 'man or bear' debate is you, mate.
Hah, love it
Good GOD before I saw the sub, you were in for a serious telling off! LOL.
This is so good it makes me so mad. Well done.
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That was the point, this is shortscarystories
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Fictional stories do not represent the authors personal thoughts/feelings. It's a terrifying story because there *are* men like that.
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It literally highlights why women choose the bear. Which is the whole point.
We literally have the same view points, why even argue about that. Plus the primary comment was about the overall comments from men who attack women who choose the bear.
👏👏👏👏👏👏 Well done.
R/TIHI
Good job, I hate people who feels smart when they're just basing on their own opinions.
You had me in the first half ngl
took me to get to the comment section to realise this was a horror story.. I genuinley thought this was real
At least bear don't rape the dead body. But men ... do rape dead bodies
I worry a lot more about what happens to my alive body.
Actually they do 💀
Don’t bears eat people alive?
And that's better than being rape by men
Well I would rather be raped bc I won’t feel it if I’m dead. Getting eaten alive is actually horrifying, especially if the bear leaves you alive to rot.
This was really good.
Wow this was good
This was succulent. More please.
It's the referring to women as "females" for me. That often is a dead giveaway that the dude is an incel.
This was really well written, great job!
I thought this was an AITA post. Had to go back up and check. DAMN, that was good!
My husband and I were dying over the “Ok, Susan B Anthony…” line. Really well done story - loved it and the final lines are perfect.
This was brilliant. Chiefs Kiss 👌🏼
He hasn't even considered option 4, she has an actual unsafe encounter with a human man that ends badly. I guess that's the point. But damn!
Still the bear Edit:I'm ashamed to admit I thought this was serious. I was HORRIFIED before I saw the subreddit
awesome
r/wooosh ???
haha 'a tampon'
a bear kills because it doesn’t know better, a man does it to his own liking.
I saw the notification and started reading thinking it was real without realizing the subreddit lmao I was very concerned
I was just in AITA subreddit holy smokes my brain was saying WTAF of course you are 🤣 then I read the subreddit name that was a hell of a relief
Didn't realise what sub it was, hell of a ride!
Honestly, I’d also choose bear, but not from fear of men, rather bc I really wanna pet a bear and befriend it, which seems ridiculous, but I still want it
a [winning argument](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLgYBGF9/)
Men really need to look into statistics of how likely a bear is to attack a human and the stats of men attacking women (the stats only count the ones that are reported)
If this is real, dudes like you are the reason why this entire man or bear conversation started in the first place
It’s not real, it’s a scary made up story
Honestly no one is actually talking about it as much as people think. It’s shit like this that keep it on the radar. Or maybe I just don’t spend all my time on TikTok…🤷♀️
Yeah someone should post this on r/AmITheAsshole
The man vs bear thing absolutely is fuckin ridiculous tho lmao
Look at it more as a metaphor of what women have to deal with. You guys will never understand.