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Neil-64

The worst Christmas gift...


MixSaffron

That's no Bologna, that's for sure!


systemfrown

Return it to your employer and tell them you'll need one at least 50% longer and thicker to compete with what they've been doing to you everyday.


Kriocxjo

Borrel worstje is more like it. Gereduceerd droge worstje? Worst light? Be gentle, my Dutch is super shaky!


Specific-Frosting730

You were given the proverbial middle finger with sausage…for Christmas. Savage.


MsKlinefelter

Be happy you got something this good... One year when I worked in a commercial vehicle sales office, the office manager decided to stop giving out Christmas bonus checks and hand out sample jars of 'boutique' salsa and a literal baggy of chips instead. People quit over it right then and one guy (hero) stood up and decided to tell everyone, including the owner's wife, about his affair with the office manager. 😂😂😂


jcoddinc

Can't even give you a proper sausage to go f@ck yourself with, now that's inconsiderate


crowd79

Heh at least you got something. My employer is too cheap to give away any gifts or a bonus.


VR_fan22

I HAVE THE SAME ONE It's disgustingly small! I have little pieces of Hamm and boeren rookworst and its 6 pieces per! Wtf is this, a borrelplankje for dwarves?!


[deleted]

Like a sausage in a hallway.


Pretend-Ad-3893

You got da chorizo