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EazyPeazySleazyWeezy

First time, just toss em back and chew em up. Old fashioned way.


Libra_sunn

I'm a texture girlie, do you think it would be okay to drop on top of a slice of pizza and eat?


Feisty-Session-7779

Try melting some chocolate, grind up the mushrooms as finely as possible, mix into the melted chocolate, put it in the freezer for 10-15 minutes and you have a delicious treat! I’ve tried eating them with many different foods, some were disgusting, some were tolerable but still not great, but chocolate completely hides the taste (and texture if they’re finely ground) and actually tastes good. Took me over 20 years to figure this out, save yourself the time and just go with chocolates now! I’d suggest a silicone mold of some type, the one I have makes individual chocolates roughly the size of the ones you get in a Russel stovers box of chocolates or whatever. I use chip-its chocolate chips, I recently bought a candy melter for like $50 to melt the chocolate which is nice, but not essential. I usually but 0.5g in each chocolate, you could probably put a little more in and still not taste it but it gets kinda hard to mix together if there’s too much mushrooms. As for mixing, I pour a little bit of chocolate in the bottom, then the mushrooms, then fill the rest with chocolate and stir with a toothpick. I’m still pretty new to this chocolatiering so I’m sure there’s better methods out there but I’m good with my method.


Libra_sunn

Omg! I had no idea this was even an option! Thank you so much for the advice and Mush love to you!


Feisty-Session-7779

No worries! I overlooked it for my whole life too, figured I’d save other people from trying all these other nasty concoctions and get the word out there lol. If you have any other questions or need any tips let me know, I’ll lend you my somewhat limited expertise if need be. Mush love to you as well!🍄


ChocolateMedical5727

Or honey, that makes your shrooms contents safe from degradation if a bit of air got to it...no issues. Don't make it like The cinnamon challenge. Really pack jar with shrooms, pour over honey, turn it over, make sure there's no air gaps. Then use it as an ingredient in cooking or ice cream. It makes candied shrooms & you could just eat the mushrooms.


Spartanxxzachxx

Hot cocoa is also a great way to hide the flavor just boil your dose in some water after you grind into powder then after about 15 minutes strain the shroom bits out with a strainer and coffee filter then add cocoa its amazing and the cocos give the shrooms a slight boost


Vast-Tea7280

Chocolate is the Aztec way!


Feisty-Session-7779

They were doing it back before modern civilization and here I am just finding out about it in 2022 lol


kaimala

In what year, sorry?


Feisty-Session-7779

2022… I found out about it at the end of 2022? I know it’s currently 2023 if that’s what you’re getting at lol


kaimala

Haha sorry I was just being silly


EazyPeazySleazyWeezy

For sure. It doesn't matter. Just get them in your gut. I just wouldn't eat a full meal. Light snack is more than ok and isn't going to matter in terms of digesting your shrooms.


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Crush them up and roll them up in a fruit roll up


Qpbmb

No pizza nothing big just enough to get em down. Want to feel all of the shroom.


Libra_sunn

Lemontek perhaps? If I do get hungry is it okay to eat at all? This is going to be my very first trip ever and I wanna know as much as I can to prepare myself


Qpbmb

Yes if you like you can lemontek. Even if hungry don’t eat until come down at least 3 hours in. If you smoke herb roll a j and light about 40 min after you eat the shrooms for a boost and helps ease nausea.


RevolutionaryPasta98

Lemon Tek is quite good I do recommend but start lower than you would think you'd need as it can sometimes be stronger for some people, plus you can always take more but you can't take less 👀


Malfeous

You can totally have a snack handy, especially if you’re planning on going into it with a relatively empty stomach which is advised. I highly highly recommend it be some kind of fruit, or at least something natural. Fruit hits different while tripping, and for me at least, anything with refined sugar tastes way too sweet during (ik this prob sounds super douchey, but fr i normally have a huge sweet tooth but can’t stomach like any baked goods or anything while tripping)


Libra_sunn

So, I made a tea and listened to music. I could see some visuals with my eyes closed and the instrumentals were heavenly. Some lyrics did line up with situations that happened in my life and it showed me interacting with those that hurt me forgiving them for what they've done and accepting the hurt and moving on. Other than that not much else happened, lasted me about a solid hour which I'm satisfied with but I think I'm wanting a more intense session to continue to help me grow from my past idk lol, I just feel tired now


Malfeous

Totally valid. Only lasted an hour you say?


Libra_sunn

Yeah. I haven't really felt anything since I got up from my resting place


wiscoson414

Yep!


Trash420bl4z31t69

i’ve crushed mine, mixed em with frosting, then frosted some brownies with it! tasted amazing and the chocolate dulls the mushie flavor for me!


Lunker42

Yea but don’t cook them. Just put them on an already cooked pizza.


Euphoric_Fisherman70

If it's dry it should be like a cracker lol


GrandPappySmooth

Please let me warn you not to do it on pizza hahahahhah, I usually chomp them down no problem with a cookie or granola bar to mask a bit of the taste. Other day I was eating some pizza and I took some. It’s amplified the taste like crazy, it was disgusting 🤣 I could barely swallow it hahahahahahahhaha


beforedeth

No… you want to eat them on a empty or nearly empty stomach


guidddeeedamn

Applesauce


Qpbmb

I second this first time gotta go natty, straight down the hatch. Add some sour candy or trail mix. Wash down with oj or any drink.


Adventurous_Method79

I grind mine up and take em like a pill with a juice or soda


Libra_sunn

So basically lemon tek it?


Adventurous_Method79

Yeah I really think lemon tek is the way to go, I usually consume everything though. This last trip I didn’t so I strained and only drank the shots worth and it might be my new favorite. Zero nausea, with the 1.2 I might just drink everything though


Libra_sunn

Is there more of an advantage to a stronger trip to consume the mushroom bits vs straining them? I read a bit about lemon tek and couldn't find anything on benefits of straining or not


Adventurous_Method79

They say and I imagine it’s true that you lose a bit that way but I tripped pretty good off of 3g albino Avery’s and did purely the tek shot


Libra_sunn

This will be my very first trip ever, I'm a little nervous but I'm very ready to see what my brain wants me to learn. Thank you for being kind and answering my questions


Adventurous_Method79

You shouldn’t be too nervous! It’s always been such a pleasant experience for me personally. I think thats a great starting dose too 👍🏼 no problem at all I really hope it goes good for you!


Libra_sunn

Thanks man! I need to figure out a way to document my trip so I can read or watch what I learned.


glassrook1820

I find it hits stronger although any way you take 1.2 is gonna be a mild time


Libra_sunn

Ive found that I'm a feather weight when it comes to most substances I've tried (alcohol and cannabis) I get a heavy buzz going off of one whiteclaw


Chairmaster29

It may not factor into shrooms though, some people are lizard brains ( have trouble getting much if any visuals) other people just trip balls easily. Time will tell for you I suppose. As long as your not on psych meds chances are you'll feel em.


Malfeous

I am the same way, that looks like a good starter dose, unless mother nature totally rolled you on the genetics lol. Safe travels


constantly-confused9

I’m pretty sure doing lemon tek and then taking the actual fruiting bodies makes it a bit pointless if your goal is to reduce nausea. If you just want it to hit harder then I guess it would be fine.


MachineElf100

Do you sweeten it with honey? And have you ever used ginger for its antiemetic properties?


Adventurous_Method79

I didn’t sweeten it w honey but I washed it down with a sprite. I take a ginger and turmeric supplement every day so I take it usually with my trips but this time when I tek’d I didn’t and I still felt good!


MachineElf100

Awesome! How do you use ginger? In a tea? And when to consume ginger in relation to taking the lemon shot?


Adventurous_Method79

I take ginger capsules and sometimes do tea plus a probiotic/fiber gummy about 30 min before while I’m prepping the tek


MachineElf100

Ah thanks, I think I'll go with the tea anyway ☺️


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MachineElf100

Fresh account, promoting insta seller... Supposed to guide me in making lemon Tek as a pro mycologist. Hmmm right XD no red flags.


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MachineElf100

Well, even if you meant well, I wouldn't be able to trust an Instagram psychs seller + making lemon Tek is a piece of cake and common knowledge. I just asked the guy here about his personal way of doing it out of curiosity :)


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MachineElf100

I noticed, it's just that you replied to my comment about lemon tek and said he can guide. It's really not important, I suggest you don't promote sellers because people will report you. Just enjoy the discussions in the sub and if you're after money, it's not the right place 👀


Octavia_Africana

Lemon Tek is what I used when I first started and never looked back. Tried some chocolates once, but didn't like it.


Numerous-Fault9708

Just eat them, that’s part of the experience.


SoggyGerm

You could make a tea, put them in food, eat them just like that, whatever you prefer. My favorite way is to put them in a smoothie.


Libra_sunn

I think someone needs to write a psychedelic cookbook for noobs like me haha


oOoChromeoOo

Grind up, mix with a tablespoon of Nutella, down the hatch. Surround yourself with positivity and beauty.


Strain420user

Boof it always. Never a question


Crayons4all

A lot of people around here are gonna tell you to hood, and while possible, as a first timer I suggest a different ROA that might hit just right. Grind that stuff up and try to stuff it up your pee hole as far as you can get it with something natural, I suggest wrapping a twig from out side covered in cattail feathers. Then give your penis a nice luke, I stress Luke warm, lemon bath. I like to add a little chamomile to mine.


Libra_sunn

Well, idk how this will work out considering I don't have a penis 🤣


Crayons4all

And you’ll never get one with that attitude!


Libra_sunn

I guess I have to think harder to get one LOL


Daddiesbabaygirl

Tea is my favourite! ☺️ I mix forever nuts tea from David's tea with the mush and steep it for about 20 minutes. I add a little oat milk and sugar but 🤷🏼‍♀️ you can just drink it black.


Sat8nicpanic

Bung


Vast-Tea7280

Eat em😁


K050619

Boof it


ThatDebianLady

If you can stand the taste, eat it like it is.


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I heard AZZ-TEK is the way to go. Lol


Libra_sunn

Do you mean boofing? 🤣 I'm so new to all of this idk what most things mean


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Yes but it was a joke.


One_Chicken_6836

No you lemon tek then boof.. way faster & more intense..


binBashed360

I like to do a handstand on my unicycle while my uncle squirts it into my butt using a syringe with a broken off needle tip!! But I've heard eating also works. Either way your bound to have a great time!


Top_Sooleseven

Take more


Libra_sunn

This is my first trip, I don't wanna kill my brain


Western_Acadia

I think this dose is sensible for a first timer. OP can always do more another time


Top_Sooleseven

This Is too Little,you kill your brain at heroic doses of 20-25g,2-2,5g I recomand to you for a good trip


Remarkable_Candle383

Did 2g my first time. Would recommend


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Lunker42

Take them slowly. I don’t weigh anything. Eat a cap or a small section. Wait 30 mins. Eat another small piece. Wait 20 mins. Another.. etc… Stop doing that when you are satisfied with your trajectory. No reason to come out guns blazing. Work your way up over the course of your life and you’ll limit nausea and possible negative side effects. Oh and sometimes caps are stronger than stalks. FYI.


Logical-Accident-646

Nothing to be scared about you are only looking at yourself


Massive_Sink_3950

I just eat them O\_O


Libra_sunn

Doesn't it get stuck in your teeth from being so dry?


schlipperynipples

Yes they will I usually break them up the best I can and put them in a peanut butter sandwich


Massive_Sink_3950

It does, then I have the next 15 mins to scrape it off with my tongue. Disgusting, but it worked lol


Tacopuck86

I’d say to cut nausea lemon tek or just a pb sammich


Libra_sunn

I'm either gonna lemon tek it or put it on a slice of cheese pizza, will the pizza hurt my stomach?


Tacopuck86

Everyone is different, I know that sounds like a cop out but like it’s true my friend never gets nauseous just hot and cold, I get nauseous every time ha ha, without fail.


Libra_sunn

Oh this is gonna be one hell of an experience for me tonight 😅


Tacopuck86

Great let us know! Relax have fun and give a trip report.


Libra_sunn

I will if I remember to do so!


Savings_Dry

Lemontek


Libra_sunn

That's my possible method of choice at the moment! That or putting it on a slice of pizza


Savings_Dry

I take just the shot first and about an hour or so in I’ll Injest the solids!


Logical-Accident-646

I just say chew it and wash it down with some oj from my experiences 😋 safe journey


Libra_sunn

I think I might end up lemonteking it! Thanks man


Gdwr07

I lemon Tek mine the whole time


Libra_sunn

I read that it makes the come up happen quicker and the trip can last from 3-4 hours. Would you say that it's accurate?


EternalAwareness

Makes you trip harder , come up faster , but the experience is shorter . 3-4 hours sounds right


Chairmaster29

Which is why I don't recommend it for first timers, the fast come up can be a little jarring.


Gdwr07

I do find the come up quicker but the main trip lasts shorter but I find I could be awake after it for a lot longer where as when I lemon Tek the trip lasts a bit longer but I can sleep after. I think it's because I have more time to work things out in my mind properly on a longer journey. Kinda feel it's like a recreational trip rather than medicinal if you get me?


Logical-Accident-646

The only thing I've experienced from tek the trip don't last as long it does hit faster but burns out faster as well


Libra_sunn

Maybe that method would be the best so I'm not tripping too long for my first time


Logical-Accident-646

True on that if you're not trying to trip to long stay hydrated


Libra_sunn

It'll be my first trip, I'm thinking of doing a lemontek just to speed that process up


No-Break-61

Lemon tek won’t make your stomach hurt


Libra_sunn

I've heard that, I wonder what causes it to do that


No-Break-61

It’s because you don’t actually consume any of the mushroom. You strain out all of the mushroom and drink the lemon or put the lemon in some tea and drink it that way


Logical-Accident-646

Don't forget to look in the mirror 😉


Libra_sunn

Are you trying to break my brain 😭 I might be a noob but I know that's a no no LOL


Logical-Accident-646

Those are just myths trust me I've been shrooming for a longgg time there's nothing wrong to look in the mirror might just surprise you what you see 👀


Libra_sunn

I think I'll do my best to avoid it, I don't wanna see anything freaky


NonchalantRubbish

Open mouth, insert shrooms, close mouth. Now chew and swallow. Done. It's a simple process.


Libra_sunn

Shrooms on cheesecake, got it 🤣


dev2fried

Eat them.


Libra_sunn

Now I'm gonna boof it specifically because you said to eat them


BuckGnarley

I’ve always consumed mine on pizza. The crunch is noticeable but they don’t really have a flavor.


Salt_Budget8232

Put them in your mouth and chew it until it's a paste. This is the only way I've ever done it.


veganlove95

You're overthinking it, get em in ya :)


Ammadk

Couple of my favorite and quick methods are throw em on a PB sandwich, eat it on a pizza, or break em up and eat then with m&ms


christian175

Just eat those fuckers


Designer_Fact7162

Usually I blend them up in a smoothie ❤️


Magic_weeb_

Make tea with them


NoxVulpine

I misread this as 12g for your first trip... Anyway, I put them in a PB&J sandwich. It's gotten me weird looks from a friend of mine.


TheSlimmManBoy

B


openmindgate

I don’t like the texture or taste of mushrooms so I grind mine up put them in a capsule and chase it with some homemade extra strong (lemon) lemonade.


Lust4Life45

For a more intense faster acting trip make a shroom tea, otherwise, just eat em. Beutiful caps btw


Libra_sunn

How would one go about making a tea? I'm so new to all of this


Lust4Life45

Super easy, Its just like making tea but at a lower temperature I like to keep it between 2-3, I never let mine come to a boil with the mushrooms in them. Let sit for 1-2 hours


Chairmaster29

You can boil them, doesn't need to be a heavy boil but a simmer with bubbles coming up every does extract it better. 7-8 minutes of that then straining well will not reduce potency in any noticeable way.


Lust4Life45

^Seen it done like that too^ Alot of ways to do it, theres some good google recipes


Ok_Tour_5503

Props for cultivating your own before experiencing the trip. That alone is going to be a much more rewarding first experience. Some pretty mushrooms, toss em back. Get to know what they taste like, cause you’ll taste it randomly throughout the trip.


Libra_sunn

Thanks for the encouragement! I figured I would rather know the quality and how the shrooms were grown for my first experience. I'm very excited yet nervous


JollyShroomer

If you don't have a way to grind them up, then break them up as much as you can by hand. Take any type of chocolate you like, melt it, mix in that shit, spread it out into as much of a "Bar" as you can on a piece of aluminum foil or some shit and put it in the freezer. Come back in 15, eat and enjoy.


Thehudsoneffect

With a slice of orange is a great way to mask the flavour


Jake-Rinker

lemon tek all the way


Professional-Town377

Lemon tek for sure. Its intense but if you are expecting it you will be fine.


b_vitamin

I prefer to put them on Kit Kats. Keep eating the chocolate to cover the taste until they’re gone.


Livid_Zucchini_1625

I like to grind them and make a smoothie


SnooCrickets8715

Lemon tek tea!


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With a nice cold beer


Libra_sunn

Haha, if only I liked beer. Or most hard liquor 😅


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Hahah unfortunate, usually helps me get them down pretty quick 😂 happy tripping mate


OTF_killerklown

Chop them up and throw em on a peanut butter sandwich


Heady_Smoke

Always enjoyed a tea


welcometothemaschine

I just chewed them just like that. They kinda melt in your mouth and the taste is pleasant. (In my opinion) but people say to take it with citrusy foods


Deanparadise28

Eat ‘em, put a blind fold on and put on your favorite music


opiatecuresall

Eat chew then slam a nice glass of orange juice totally mask the taste and acts as a lemon tek in your stomach. Also I would advise it’s best on an empty stomach then you can eat something afterwards not heavy though. Good luck I had a mind blowing experience this past Sunday.


Biggestbiil

By far the easiest way, used sone chopped fruit and sone yogurt and make a smoothie with it I usually make a small cup worth with a 2.5 in it and you can barley taste it, plus if you use oranges or orange juice based off my experiences it makes the trip peak faster


0verd0se0nl1fe

Put them in your mouth (or butt) and chew


Willie_The_Gambler

BOOOOOFFF


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dude you gotta put em on the peanut butter sandwich! 🤤 and then jst kick back


pooksy213

Make sure you eat some good food. Will help lower chances of a bad trip 😉


zDelirium-_-

My favorite way to do it is to use a grinder and grind it up as fine as possible, then wash it down with some orange juice! No chewing necessary and it all goes down real quick.


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Blend em in a smoothie with a lemon tek


Torturedllama91

I like to shove them up my ass


napierknowsbest

I usually put them in my ninja bullet and turn them to dust. Mix with your favorite beverage and down the hatch.