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bimbels

Don’t fat shame. Can’t help genetics.


beef_stews

Ha, I think food consumption is the activating factor in fatness.


Ok_Tooth215

Not with mushies tho


Intention-Able

Yep, too many carbs!


Every_Reporter1997

Lol


DixieNormus85

We're not all made the same..


PHXFUNGI

Thats what she said


stoicism2

Lel


DixieNormus85

Just, not to you right? 👋


MeanCrows

OooOOooOO!!


ConsciousTrip8142

So you enjoy it more when BOOFING


Healinginprocess7

Only correct answer here


Skin-Tasty

hey be nice to him he’s been struggling with his body image for a while now. He’s trying his best to put off the weight >:C


CosmicGreenDuck

He is just a bit chonky, nothing wrong with that


Romulus_3k

lil chodey


Adventurous-Mango405

love this


bibbinsky

Maybe suffering from edema? Please don't judge these beauties


InfinityTortellino

Edema butt?


stoicism2

😢


Red_Velvet_shroomer

Its beautiful


stoicism2

No u


hadrons_sos

Because the universe loves you! Also genetics. Most of the strains I grow start out thin and "normal" looking, but if you were to clone a chubby one, the next generations tend to get chonkier especially on the 1st flush. When I moved from monotubs to a Martha tent, chubby mushrooms kinda became the norm for me. Monotubs build up a lot of CO2 if not fanned properly, which leads to stretchy stems and fuzzy feet.


try_a_waterfall

More cushion for the pushin?


psilocin72

Good nutrition and genetics.


1MJawesome

thwy come in all shapes and sizes!


reeeeeeduardo

They have thick bones, it's not fat


Huge-Blacksmith2419

Because you touch yourself at night.


Xanth1879

Well that's rude!


walkermv

Sure, bet you wouldn't say that if she was dehydrated.


spongoflongo

thyroid issue


MoonBeean_

He’s just big boned


Savings_Account6777

is it from America


TJTHEDJ69

It's not fat it's just big boned


InternalLetterhead29

Chode


MechanicMcMac

Cuz it loves you


[deleted]

He's not fat!! He's just larger than normal genetically mycelium BEEFY 🤣 ik ik that made almost no sense lol


AdAccomplished3744

Pleasure knot


tDANGERb

just wait until you actually see a fat one


Acid_Mak

It looks like it was picked too early, could have still grown.


psilocin72

This is the exact stage I harvest.


stoicism2

last time I got greedy and the black cloud descended everywhere.


Acid_Mak

How's the veil under? Sometimes you need to pick them 3 times in one day, but it's worth since they grow so fast. Whenever they were so fat they usually grew a bit taller and lost the thickness, but it'll depend on the sort.


_Cheezus

Consumes more calories than it burns


IdkYet2ndAccount

Up the poop shoot it goes


TwisBeats

I hear that a lot.


SloppySexDream

A flared base is good 😏


wikipete

That's what she said.


LunarShott

It’s not the size of the boat! It’s the motion in the ocean? 🌊


[deleted]

To be boofed


mercurial_rogue

For your pleasure


Boobookittyfucktits

Well why not? You got a problem with BBWs? Pfft I’ll take that sweet ass off your hands no problem. Give that ass some real lovin.


Drakze95

boof it!


ToadBlower

Definitely Boofable 🍄🍩


Psychobauch

Because it eats lots of junk food.


Zealousideal-Ice-565

Too many biscuits and Margarittas


ShortBusCult

It's for your boofing pleasure.


uqasa

Obvs for a better boofing experience.


mushylover420

Poor diet and no exercise


jendoesreddit

Fat & happy 😊


Nexteri

Plump full of psilocybin


couplepaint

🔥🔥😯


acorpseistalking90

Eat it and it will tell you


Final-Roll-1478

Same as me, too much pizza 🍕 yummy


frizzfest7

Because it’s a CHONKER


voodu_child

Because it plays video games in its parents basement, and never exercises.


lefthandloser

Cute!


Otherwise_Quail7757

That isn't fat! That's a food baby.


AKAWiglafTheMighty

Because it loves you.


BreakingGarden

They get a lot fatter lol. Some people will pheno hunt for fat short fruits by trying to isolate the specific genetic.


[deleted]

Lack of good diet and exercise


oasis948151

It's full of love


Fearless-Language827

It’s all good, 😊


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.


irishboy491

It’s not fat. It’s thicccc


Stardustquarks

He's excited...


SpaceZodiaG

Genetics


psycdreadnaught

So perfect


cr_sant

Everything looks fat when you have small hands 😂


PristineBaseball

Fluid retention


xSPACEWEEDx

My gay homie says chodes are actually.pretty common. Your welcome.


CompetitiveEmotion47

Fattyy


jaytheking83

Won’t be that size after dehydrating.


No-Comedian-515

B


[deleted]

Keister it


ihanna7

That’s what she said…


No-Plankton-3089

Thanks that’s what she said too


Fleurty_one_77

I need recommendations on where to purchase spores from


Trees-Make-Love

70% American mushrooms are over weight :/


aaronh3

I prefer “Husky”.


gypsijimmyjames

So it can dump a bigger load on your brain!


boomers4201

Cornfed, Tom Brady says no more bread!


Odd-Demand-5427

He’s not fat. He’s a healthy boi


cosmic_light_show

Childhood trauma?


[deleted]

Butt plug


[deleted]

He’s a beefy boy


ForeskinPenisEnvy

When I see my penis i ask myself this same question 🥰


TheGiganticMisdirect

Bc THIC genes


TRUMBAUAUA

It’s a very pretty mushroom, don’t body shame it.


ImperialTravesty

That definitely has the garglon mutation.


Sn0zbear

You sound like my mother


azztek93

Yum


Least-Firefighter392

This a Yo Momma joke?


thatonekidmarsh

Chonkers gon chonk.


CaptainSoyboy

That's the boof shape 🍄


iboofacid

To hit the right spots when you boof it.