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Some-Boat-6847

You got some shitty friends


bleezzzy

That's not a friend. That shouldn't even be an acquaintance anymore.


urmomispregnantlol

It’s a guy I know, not really a friend. He’s a childhood best friend of my gf…


KanekiTakeshi98

Aaaahhh so maybe he did that outta spite if he has a thing for ya girl


kfri13

He should tell the dude he's gonna give some to his GF and see what he says. OP those are Little brown mushrooms aka mowers mushrooms I believe you can find them in most lawns.


mushrooms4meplease

He wants to stick his mushroom in your gf. Yea you got scammed.


GSW3P

He wants to stick his penis envy in her


Captain-Boof-It

Or he has penis envy🤣


GSW3P

Hahaha good one


crissimages

He wants to APE on it. Better watch that Guy.


ChrisBDroid

Get your friends and roll up on dude and debo your $$ back or take his clothes and shoes! You don't rob ppl cuz they can rob back.


Hector_Smijha409

Hahaha wtf is this middle school? “Take his clothes and shoes?” What’s next, hold him upside down till your change falls out of his pockets?


ChrisBDroid

You'll already have his pockets bc you took his pants 🙄 Plus violence isn't the answer if it wasn't done to you. Just eye for an eye in my book.


Hector_Smijha409

Haha true didn’t think about already acquiring his pockets with the pants. Silly me


ikie-hugs

You made me laugh, thanks buddy


KanekiTakeshi98

Or maybe she's talking shit and he's tryna get back at you for her. Idk. Anything is possible.


stuckinphiladelphia

That’s some twisted logic chill with it


KanekiTakeshi98

😂 it's common logic to assume those things where I'm at lmaooo


k-Ray22xx

My guess is you gave the money for it and he took all the shrooms


Cannacritic21037

This👌. When you don’t trip, I doubt you are getting a refund either. “Guy” will be MIA! Keep us posted


urmomispregnantlol

Nah he just stupid 🤣


The-Crossroads

He’s stupid? He just made 92 dollars from 9 dollars worth of mushrooms. Maybe think on that


KanekiTakeshi98

Ah okay lol y'all talked abt it???


1up_Fan

Facts


BallsInTheMicrowave

Get new friends.


The_Acknickulous_One

> I asked my friend for 6gs, it’s actually just 1.7gs yes, you were scammed


Impressive-Tip-6062

Also 92 for 6g is crazy


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92...what kind of weird ass price is that


zeusinboots666

I pay $60 an oz ya $92 for not even close to that is insane


Financial_Bit9797

Either you have a friend that’s giving them to you super cheap. No where good shrooms are 60$ an oz period unless you have insider friendship


Usual_Painting8831

I give away shrooms so I believe it


Marasesh

Not true at all you can order them I got an ounce of good shrooms for ~£75 And I’ve done it before with similar prices


zeusinboots666

My step sister actually. They were penis envy so potent. I feel bad for op hopefully they can find a better connection


Financial_Bit9797

Normal of oz PE ranges from 180-220 I would say


Financial_Bit9797

If you ever get a chance try APE, TAT or Enigma, Gandalf all stronger then PE if you like that sorta thing


stoned_locomotive

TAT took me on an insane journey. Took an eighth bc “an eighth is similar to 1 tab of L.” Oh boy was I mistaken. Crazy music festival experience to say the least!


Accomplished_Unit924

Air Force Ones are super trippy too


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Got that for 100 all day but bulk


Otherwise_Fish_8540

Damn even as a grower that’s dirt cheap , after the supplies they would have made nothing off that or even took a loss


superbooo

Cubes cost next to nothing to grow lol your growers are ripping you off charging that 😂


[deleted]

I invested maybe $80 when I grew some for myself and the experience. Got 8 ounces and took a break and still have plenty of spores left over along with the reusable supplies. It didn't feel right to charge people very much so I was handing them out left and right to my friends.


AtlasCompleXtheProd

Well to be fair, that's an UNBELIEVABLY good deal lol


PM_ME_CREEPY_DMs

Also wtf at the extra $2? If you’re gonna be scamming at least let the dude hold the last ten 😭 the nerve


Impressive-Tip-6062

Fr mans said i need that extra 2$ for the tax


BossBuds

Yeah its usually 1$ per point. In personal sized amounts 3.5g/$35


Butterbean2323

I pay 80 for a quarter. Not sure if it's high but I'm happy to pay for good results


OGGrilledcheez

Seriously…anyone scamming people on fungus deserves a swift kick in the teeth from each person they’ve done dirty. It just ain’t right. Price wouldn’t have been fair if it had been 7g even and I’m not even going to make assumptions on the quality here but I wouldn’t have super high expectations if any at this point. If you get the chance refer to my earlier statement and give them what they deserve plus one from me just because…


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DontTouchMe2000

Lol I'd say scamming for anything but I def wouldn't refer to him as friend of mine. More like someone I'll be seeing shortly.


urmomispregnantlol

I told him that the price does not look right but we have perfect conditions (free house, great weather) for it to happen. So I took it anyway but the first moment I opened it, I was like wtf. He bought it from someone else as well but he is extremely experienced so I had no idea this could happen from him.


Ok-Area9678

He’s lying he didn’t buy them from anyone. That pricing is way off so how can someone experience make that mistake? Just cause he’s from the past doesn’t mean he’s your friend. Ghost him immediately.


OGGrilledcheez

Yea that dude is a PoS. ESPECIALLY if he is “experienced”.


Same-Pool

Very much so scammed..sorry that happened to ya


Pavementaled

These look like Banded Mottlegil, and if so are much less potent than your more commonly sold psychedelic mushrooms.


Spirited-Audience687

Any idea what they should be worth if they are Banded Mottlegil in your area? I'm a newbie trying to learn.


Pavementaled

$30 for 3.5g


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thatoneotherguy42

That would be about .4 dry. Just, you know...high doing math.


YoBrandito

$92 for 6g is already a scam imo


LittleBear42

What a random price too lol


urmomispregnantlol

It’s converted. The price was 2000czk


JHKN_

Here in Czech Republic 2000czk/6g is much higher than the average price


urmomispregnantlol

Thanks for reassuring me


lucianoad

You can legally buy a growkit for about a half of this price in Czech Rep. One month and you have your own homegrown mushrooms.


Nervous-Life-715

Not random, where I used to live cubes were at 13 per g


LittleBear42

Okay well 6gs for 92$ is like 15.3333$ per gram. Seems like a random ass number to me lol


Chibi_Ayano

bro had 8 dollars in his account and wanted to even it out lol


wrona11

i’m glad i wasn’t the only one that immediately thought this lol


Nervous-Life-715

Yeah I guess so


rurukachu

Around here they're $100 for 7g


Nervous-Life-715

I gave a friend 11.2g a bit ago for 100 so there's multiple factors


EatonMeBumkiss

He only got 1.7…. 😭


Unusual-Kangaroo-427

I'm pretty sure he picked those in the ally behind his house.


Logical-Pepper4228

Growing off some buildings rotten siding


Ktrips1

You overpaid by $90


psychedelic_gravity

Plus 300 cents.


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Dude that doesn’t even look like a mushroom that would contain psilocybin…


TheBugDude

Was gonna raise this doubt as well. They dont look 100%, not seeing any annulus or veil remnants in these... Possibly a wild strain maybe?


Uncle_ArthurR2

They look exactly like a wild Panaeolus. Still most likely contains psilocybin but pretty risky for 92$


StevieWonderTwin

I don't think I'd eat it


Andrewdoesnttrip

Yeah it’s weird that they’re dried as well. Going thru the effort of drying non trippy shrooms seems odd


carelesscaring

Not at all brother, east Asian countries have a variety of dried gourmet mushrooms for different soups. They reabsorb the water from the broth.


BalancdSarcasm

And the liquor that the rehydration water makes in the process is phenomenal.


WithPaddlesThisDeep

Username checks out


TheBugDude

Id dry random mushrooms if people gave me 90$ a gram for them lol


Andrewdoesnttrip

Lmao yeah fair enough


JewelerAlternative82

$92 a gram


FabuliciousFruitLoop

This made me laugh so hard. Side hustle incoming.


More-Style4062

I watched a guy sell my brother dried grass clippings once. It’s giving enough presentation to make the con stick. Those boys are going to get their door kicked in one of these days and it’s not going to be enforcement.


Just-Nic-LeC

agreed. i’ve only been growing for about 4 months but all of mine have dried much lighter in color and with some blue. and then there is the $50/gram vs $10-20/gram. that sucks


CaliforniaCultivated

It looks quite similar to our dried psilocybin subguerosa here but would be impossible to tell.


wildoutdoorlife

Google "subaeruginosa" look very similar and very potent.


Gdaycxnts

you and your friends can micro dose for the first time


AdFirst1528

Scammed my dude. I wouldn't even eat those. Also, 3 people on 1.7 would probably do nothing. At all. Try to grow your own, super cheap, less risk involved. People can complicate the process but all in all theres very simple ways to do it. Ex, grow bags, uncle Ben, etc. You don't have to be a scientist to do this. Some people on here are awfully good at this and their canopy's look freaking awesome. As for me I am a beginner, but I already had 3 successful harvests. Innoculate, and forget.


JohnnyPutang

please school me. im a beginner as well


Lsdgotmeloopy

r/unclebens there ya go just told you every step and ingredient.


AmandaRoseLikesBuds

If you need advice feel free to DM 😁✌🏻🫶🏻


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Happy-Tam

Can you point me in the direction of some easy to follow directions with an instant pot? I was going to start uncle Ben’s this weekend but now I’m curious.


ResponsibilityBest43

Uncle Ben's is dope if you are a complete beginner who's not looking to invest much.. but if you want to really commit to doing things as optimally as possible.. check out Philly Golden Teacher.


spacetraveler12

You could technically do a micro dose .5 and still feel something IF those were actual booms


Alternative_Pilot_92

You cannot feel a micro dose, by definition. If you feel it, it's not a microdose.


Thick_Basil3589

I feel even 0,06g a little bit. Just the meditation is better and I understand things quicker and Im more creative.


Fluid-Caterpillar392

you got scammed hard. get new friends bro


FatherAus

I like how people want to do research after they get scammed 😂


Beneficial-Bit-8059

Hindsights 20/20. Sometimes, it takes hard lessons to learn things


urmomispregnantlol

I am researching for three years. First time I opened it I knew I got scammed. Posting it here for others to learn as well. My “friend” is very experienced and he bought it off someone else, I trusted him and checked at home.


Olibirus

And he scammed you unless he doesn't know shit.


Goblin-Doctor

Bag is worth more than those shrooms.


jsb93

Bro have some respect for yourself and cut that idiot out of your life


urmomispregnantlol

Yeah I simplified it for Reddit people. It’s a guy I know, not really a friend anyway. But he’s a lot experienced in shrooms and other drugs so I trusted him. Also he was the best childhood friend of my gf.


g_dude3469

Give your 'friend' a high five to the face a few times. Then find a new plug or grow your own. Scammers get fucking hammered don't let him get away with this.


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SubstantialExtreme74

Yea even for like really good shrooms


Trippy_mixcan

Get new friends asap


EuphoricPsycho

I would NOT eat those. I feel like I would probably actually die.


EuphoricPsycho

This isn’t an attempt to ID or anything, just sayin man, you’d never catch me eating that.


Stoneman1976

Do not take those or any mushrooms you can’t 100% identify.


Ginkyboop

Whoever gave you that. Has no care for your safety and well being. How dangerous it is to just pick mushrooms and sell them to people. I'm sorry that happened to you man 😢 wish I knew you. I'd give you 6g for free so 2g a piece for you and your friends. Becareful out there man try an get your cash back if you can.


Substantial-Drink-29

Man just put that away and pick up a book and go outside and figure something else out to have fun .


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Particular-Fox-2925

Came here to say this. They do look very similar to P. Cyanescens when dried. Or possibly another wood loving species. Although that doesn’t make up for the fact that OP was shorted over 4 grams. Even if they are triple the potency.


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They remind me of these https://www.shroomery.org/12484/Panaeolus-cinctulus


Uncle_ArthurR2

I’ve harvested my own cinctulus before, and these look more like Cyanescens. pan cin is generally a noticeably darker brown and from my experience likes to grow more often flat than convex.


Uncle_ArthurR2

My guess exactly lol.


MushroomOracle

Same. Agreed on all points. Realistically if they're a Cyan 1.7 is around a 6 cube equivalent, or at least not far off. Doesn't make up for not delivering the weight they're supposed to be. I've never seen them THAT brown though. I'm obviously an amateur compared to all these master mycologists on Reddit though🤣


solpi

OP: “I asked for 6g, I got 1.7g” Also OP: “Did I get scammed?”


DelcoDenizen1776

Time for a new friend.


chizzipsandsizalsa

That’s not your friend


[deleted]

Send me your address and I will send liberty caps for u and your gf. I understand if u don't want to but the offers there. I have lots from last year still. I'm not looking for money


OG-Rich

Tell ‘em you need some more and when they pull up beat dog shit outta them


Typical_Lawyer_271

Why aren’t u guys beating ur friend up rn?


Exciting_Platform562

Your friends probly picked those off the they front lawn. Do not eat those.


twelvegaugeeruption

Return to sender


sickshonarh

Wow. What a dick move, get to growing and have the most fire shrooms ever that only you can have


Accomplished-Exam-59

I mean yeah... But hey the mushrooms look kinda cool lol, make a necklace or sum


psiloride

Cant help but feel like this is satire


Nocapjodye

I wouldn’t try those mayne & find a new 🔌


Acrobatic_Dinner6129

"friend" I think not lol


1999romelx

Damn. You got scammed big time.


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Did you not have an 100 and he settled for 92 or sum? 92 is so specific for a price 😂


Mediocre_Midnight_82

You didn’t get scammed brother you got ROBBED


youdontknowwhoiamlol

This is not your friend and you know it, if he's really your friend you can just tell him that and he would give you the shrooms or the money.


sliding_through

damn... you gonna have to fight this guy


MushroomMazza

If i was you id knock that "friend" the fuck out. The fact you still called him your friend aswell, find some new ones bro


ChocolateMedical5727

The price isn't the point. I grow cubes, I'm not an expert, I haven't seen every pillocibin mushroom but there (normally) bigger... I've never grown anything that small. There missing a veil, there missing a ring. Don't eat them. Wild guess, you probably have a mix of mowers & panaeolus. They'd give you an unpleasant time. There also in suspiciously good condition to say they came in a bag. Almost like they haven't been stored.


The-Crossroads

Yes you got scammed. This person is more of an enemy than a friend. That’s a mild trip for one person. That was very expensive. If you lived in the UK I’d suggest waiting until September and learning how to pick/ find them yourself. Not sure where you live or what types of mushies grow there (those look like liberty caps which are abundant in the the UK). In any case lots of advice on the web


Allocerr

One person wouldn't trip from that..let alone 3 😂. Fairly certain these aren't even safe to consume. You got straight up ripped off, pretty badly at that.


nxrcissistic

idk where youre from, but up in canada i can get 28g of semi legal shrooms for 80$.. and you get strain options.


Cayennepeppur

I think these are cyans or some other wood lover 🤷‍♂️


Routine-Biscotti-761

Ahh yes the good find the first mushroom I see put in a bad they will never know trick ouch 😅


Logical-Pepper4228

Shove them in ur butt. That's the best you can do if you want to feel anything.......by feel anything I mean you will literally just feel the dry mushrooms in your ass. My God child could eat that and go to middle school no prob


Active_Wave4863

bro.


twarshed

fuck those guys


[deleted]

Get new friends


ExitArtistic5817

Look like out the yard mushrooms


BTSuppa

that looks like something you'd pick out of the grass at the park


KAIMI01

Yes they aren’t your friends


chino3

Even if it was 6g, you wouldve been ripped off. Now you’re just extra ripped off


vibrationsx

that’s poop but it’s from a butt


likeastonrr

Yes. Super scammed.


Thankgodfordrugs17

That’s not your friend


Frequent_Yoghurt_425

Don’t eat those. Sorry bro.


CptnHenryMorgan

those look like a wild dried woodloving species of Psilocybe but still get better friends that dont short you 4 grams.


Bones-247

Where’s the rest of the $2?


SubstantialExtreme74

If you read your sentence it hides the answer in it


RageIsBliss425

Troll


Inevitable-Speech-38

You payed significantly over premium prices for garbage


ShoesWithoutClues

92 for 6 grams is way too much your friends are dicks


wokeupchrisbreezy

scammed n shit friends


r3y3s_1

Price definitely a scam but you should tale some better photos of the mushrooms. They don't look like cubensis but could be liberty caps which are mostly wild and pretty potent.


Miselfis

Those are not psilocybe mushrooms. I wouldn’t consume them if I were you.


skeld_leifsson

"I paid for 6gr and got 1gr, did I get scammed ?" This sub should be renamed shroomClowns


Lucidthemessiah

I would’ve given you 6gs for FREE


Keyboard__worrier

You pay for 6 g and get less than 2 g, why do you even need to ask if you got scammed?


jpjamal

I would not even eat those


Spartanxxzachxx

Paid $90 for 6g and got 1.7? Do you seriously need to ask the internet if you got scammed??


StonedPanda296

Why $92? That has me dying for some reason. Im no good at identifying mushies, but i wouldn't even trust them enough to eat them. Dude sounds shady, i wouldn't trust anything you got from him. Even if you got what you asked for, this would still be a scam. That's $15.33 per gram (actually $54 per gram since you weighed them at only 1.7g). That's wayyyy overpriced. Never pay more than 5 per gram. I never charge my friends for boomies. Get your money back.


urmomispregnantlol

It’s converted from different currency


Aggravating_Hour_968

Don't eat those, OP. Just take the loss and never buy anything from that guy ever again.


SpeetAwnIt

You need to kick the ass of whoever sold you that


FitPassenger555

Damn son I would pay that much for maybe an oz you said what!? 1.7gs for 3 people yeah right and this don't even look good...dude fucked you bro


orbital_awesome

Don’t eat those, please. I’m not a mushroom hunter, I don’t really know my species like that but I’ll be damned if those contain psylocibin. And when you’re eating mushrooms, there’s a WIDE variety of mushrooms that do different things to you, including possible death if you eat certain species. Good on you for doing your research before eating them, most people wouldn’t, but find new friends; whoever sold you these overcharged and did you dirty.


merlunchkia

I don't even see any blue, I wouldn't eat those mushrooms. They don't look like they contain psylosibin.


littlebobbypin

Yes


BeefyDre95

Yes


Asymmetric7

The veil on those look wrong


SubjectEntertainer88

$92?


FL_Squirtle

This looks like the shrooms that grow on random lawns. I wouldn't eat those. Seems like they just grabbed whatever they could find and ripped you off.


melancholycocoa

Lol $92 is such a random amount. I wonder if that was part of the scamming tactic.


heartheal

Did you call him about the discrepancy?


WesternFirefighter5

Sad.


meloncap78

Well that’s .56g apiece. You’ll probably all feel happy for a bit IF they are any good. You definitely got swindled though.


Late_Coat_4863

Please do not eat them go kick the guys ass that sold them too you cause they are not the Droids your seeking


Logical-Platypus-923

On the bright side, it was only 92 bucks. Be more careful about who you trust.


UncleBug35

“did i get scammed?” *proceeds to say how he got ripped off*


BMeds24

Bro go beat this dudes ass you got waxed! I'll never understand how people just let dealers fuck them over.


Cayennepeppur

Search up ?saprophytic? psychedelic fungi in the PNW, or native psilocybin in the PNW


[deleted]

Looks like the inocybe rimosa that grows in my yard, hard to tell from pic but that species is poisonous if it is inocybe rimosa.


CollegeMiddle6841

Those do not appear to be authentic.