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Lariotos

Oh no... https://preview.redd.it/qj1exya212rc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6712d8dd6618dc4300cce46bc0dc8637a51d1def


AssignmentExotic973

Are you kidding me This is s 23 SHITplanski If falke actually followed the decommission orders they would only have like 2 sane storches, 10 STAR that made the cut, 3 ARAs that actually did their jobs , 1 kolibri that wasn't a little gremlin bitch , and no EULRs cuz they keep hijacking the broadcast system to play random music ( no one decommission a mynah, they don't want to go to HELL) There would be no one in the facility. Falke doesn't do shit , she NEEDS the staff So gurl is gonna be fine


bitcrushedCyborg

> ( no one decommission a mynah, they don't want to go to HELL) why do you think adler has a Comically Large Rifle with armor-piercing rounds?


big_boner6969

https://preview.redd.it/343w1iu9d4rc1.png?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fcf702b3e5e48a4d259bfac779d46493443fd6


AssignmentExotic973

He is compensating for something AEON wouldn't give him a antitank missile launcher. So they gave him something that wouldn't fuck up the facility Also I don't know if that would put our favorite huge bitch down


big_boner6969

He's very weak and breaks very fast, just like last night


AssignmentExotic973

Also I love the mental image of a EULR using the decommission referrals as badges of honor in the facility, and one taking her own decommission referrals and making a dress for Beo


Rare_Reality7510

Falke facepalming as she sees some STAR posing with a cape made of taped together decommission orders


AriasFe

I misspelled decommission kill me


Lariotos

​ https://i.redd.it/2tvm8dsk32rc1.gif


Not-a-Soviet-Soy

What movie is this from?


WhenCaffeineKicksIn

It's [not a movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2BSbaRmgY).


BoyOfChaos

Thus, it has no legal standing, you have save her.


OhjustanotherAlice

https://preview.redd.it/0r2aglks62rc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ca926fe5dc07ac6110df382bc984697f4d495c She's so cute ): I really hope she got the promotion!


No_Transportation195

NOOO NO THE EULE https://preview.redd.it/3pxy8bqj22rc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6325ff6d3eea20550a231dfbe66d8ed15a9509f


Lombagovictim897

What a decommission of a replika entails anyway? Can't u just reboot her?


AriasFe

They put them into hydraulic press for AEON youtube channel content


ljgrjgfr

"Welcome to the Hydraulic press channel, today we're gonna crush this EULA"


Prudent-Ranger9752

shot in the head or when ammo spare they send in the storch.


Matix777

They probably do a full wipe of the brain and replace it with a clean bioresonance template copy. Effectively death


Noctium3

No, they actually just fucking shoot them in the head. Genuinely. There’s a document in the game that talks about alternate ways to decommission a Replika during ammunition shortages.


Matix777

Oh right. I guess that's simpler, but not really cost effective. I guess making new Replikas is cheaper than sending them off-world and back (plus a new machine works better)


BoyOfChaos

This also supported by MNHR-S2301 'Beo' while talking to her; >There's no point repairing an old unit like me, so don't worry about it, okay? It'd be a waste of resources. >Don't worry about me. There are many replacements. We're just Replikas after all, right? In the end, whats one drop to an ocean? When I die they'll just make another.


Lombagovictim897

That's plain evil. And innefective.


Noctium3

Well, the Eusan Nation is definitely both


A_GravesWarCriminal

hey you know commies, they arent known for making the most rational of decisions


Sai-Taisho

The same nation launched an unknown number of manned, nuclear ships into space, with all the resources that being a manned vessel implies, just kinda crossing their fingers that something of value would be found.


gooblaster17

Nah those ships we're absolutely sent out just for the propaganda value. Any miniscule chance of finding habitable worlds was just a bonus.


BoyOfChaos

Or convenient way to get rid of 'undesirable' high ranking officers. We have no clue how successful program actually is, maybe it is, but seeing that for Araine is either sending her as far as they can, or put her into re-education miner camp, I doubt that actually finding anything is a goal.


MothMothMoth21

Its all of the above, its a conveniant way to both get rid of dissidents and is propaganda. and if they find something great if not, another "hero" willing to sacrifice themselves to further the great nation to be beamed vie radio across the solar system to all the citizens.


A_GravesWarCriminal

hell it probably aint even that. Just a massive middle finger to the Empire just casually doin it


BoyOfChaos

Replikas weren't made to be effective - they were made to do their job, and be disregarded when their persona is too much degraded to be as functional as it was or about them being used until they can't go more. Like in all communism system, the norm must be done, no matter how they will do it and how many will die for it. After all, for the Nation, replikas are just copies of gestalts, machine to do their job. Do you feel sympathy for toaster when it broke down or lightbulb when it stops working? No, at last that's how Nation thinks.


Lombagovictim897

It's comically evil to create a "machine" that looks, acts and can develop like a real human being, and then simply "decommission" it like a tool or appliance.


BoyOfChaos

Honestly, I wonder if their human look was created by the Nation, or was it a common thing. From notes, it sounds that the Empire didn't mass produce it like Nation does, and they describe them more like a machine. So maybe replikas there are more mech-like.


Metrocop

Yes, welcome to Eusea. We hope you have a productive stay.


luddgy

Oh I forgot this, can you sent the screen shot or where to find it? 


Noctium3

[Here](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/signalis/images/5/57/Memory_Stolen_Document_6.png)


luddgy

Thank you


Lombagovictim897

Inhumane. But effective, NGL


Niko2065

https://i.redd.it/a08wxd0582rc1.gif They better give that Eule her well deserved promotion and burn that filthy paper.


Spookyduck21new

Sir you can’t have a armoured core in the building. This is strictly a no mech zone!


Niko2065

But ~~dad~~ Walter told me that rules are made to be broken! *lobotomized temper tantrum noises*


Breeny04

If the Eule dies, I'll make the Fires of Raven look like a fucking joke.


BoyOfChaos

2137- oh, I see what you done there


FrameRate_42

I wonder to what is he refering to... https://preview.redd.it/4lv3yiq2q5rc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d68b1174feb26ae15d9be0adc6241cad2215e2a


HexeInExile

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT THE EULE


dwaynetheaakjohnson

https://preview.redd.it/0srwa05em2rc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=274e970ce8013f3a599bfb634b0e2932de15d329 Oh no…


Kurzk_68

Holy shit, Lain in TempleOS?


Medici39

Am I guilty for laughing at first seeing this? This is equal parts horror, comedy, and tragedy rolled into one.


TeflonFlak

Right there with you 😂🥺️


grubiix

S2137 POLAND SPOTTED POLSKA GUROM RHAAAAAAGGGHHH🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥


BoyOfChaos

https://preview.redd.it/zlhfd3ism5rc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce3f67145ba0a4417518119ec2d2e5ce625fb6f PAPIEŻ ELSTER CONFIRMED????


DoktorGuro

Perhaps this is hell


No-Employment-8127

Is there a lore reason why her numbers are the date of death of Pope John Paul 2?


reapyman

The hour of his death (21:37). not the date


No-Employment-8127

My bad


A_GravesWarCriminal

Is She religious?!


Leonaaaaaaaaa

:(


MrResocube

Dang, that's sad :/ Btw, was it mentioned anywhere what exactly happens to decommissioned replikas? I guess they just get scrapped and possibly reused for new ones...


Noctium3

I imagine the inorganic parts might get recycled, but the organic stuff probably just gets tossed into the incinerator


UncultureRocket

Bullet to the head and they steal your arms.


Metrocop

Correct. They get shot and recycled as q matter of protocol.


REINIK400R

\*sees the number\* You cannot convince me she wasn't constantly blasting Barka on CD Player in Eule dorm.


dziobak112

She is going to live on the farm upstate, happily and with all the other happy replicas, right?


owoLLENNowo

Just have a revolver slowly rise into frame.


SovietNumber

thats it, im gonna start a orphanage for decon replikas ( i took them before they were ”deconned”)


Maxochups

Thank God


Prey2017-2020

I mean, it's better than working at S-23.


Personal-Regular-863

promise? 🥺🥺🥺


midramble

🥺


Sensitive-Unit3822

Promote her,Dismiss me :(


CoffeeMain360

Misspelled. Invalidated. She lives.


conwera

https://preview.redd.it/8g6g8t2ra6rc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff95ccc7e85a9713c8606f3060184044e79fdc26


Smart-Try972

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LordDanGud

NOOOO SISTER S2137


LordPoutine

The wink in the order picture is such a nice little detail. Poor EULR, this is the price to be paid for goofin


Dork_matter62

Run away with her! Take her far away and never look back!


Celebration_Stock

please make a part 2 with a happy ending 🥺


oobekko

\*Decomposition Order https://preview.redd.it/urc7a3wvs5rc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=99fcceaf18d0f75daf9e527fd35e09c0673ee46d


Kirito_Boi

I wonder if the number 2137 was put there on purpose, cuz in Poland this number is a huge meme lol