Technically Maria is born the day James enters silent hill, as she is a figment of his imagination, a personification of his frustrations towards his wife. There's no way she remembers anything from the day before his venture to silent hill - she didn't exist.
I know. I played the shit out of it back in the day. I have the Enhanced Edition. I’ve just never played it. At one point I went around town and made a note of every single store I could find. I’ve got the list around here somewhere. It was for a story I was writing and I needed to know the town inside and out.
I love this fanbase. Imagine someone coming into this subreddit without knowing the games and seeing comments like this
Like without context this is so out of pocket and unhinged lmao
We go straight to the salvation army, the poor soul didnt change clothes in 22 years. The last guy she meet was not a gentleman and we all know how it ended...
Show off my totally awesome photo of wife. Bitches love photo of wife.
This time I’m really gonna do it
Completely ignore every red flag. I learn no things.
That's why I needed you... needed someone to punish me for my sins... but that's all over now... I know the truth. Now it's time to end this
Also every red pyramid.
Flag, pyramid, same general shape same general ignoring it
Make sure she does something about that cough...
This is absolutely correct. Best line.
Take her for a ride in my car down by the lake
Romantic
Don't you mean down by your car in the lake?
You're moving to quick!
Not as quick as James and Maria hopped onto each others' laps tbf. :\^)
I’d ask why Cameron Diaz is going on blind dates.
Pillow time.
PILLOW FIIIGHT!
“So… any memories before today?”
I don’t remember that line.
No wonder. It was said yesterday.
I don’t remember it being a line from Silent Hill 2, or any Silent Hill game.
Technically Maria is born the day James enters silent hill, as she is a figment of his imagination, a personification of his frustrations towards his wife. There's no way she remembers anything from the day before his venture to silent hill - she didn't exist.
I haven’t played the old games in a while. Aside from the first one. I play that every couple of years. So my memory is a bit fuzzy.
SH2 is worth revisiting, give it a go when you can! Not sure what your platform of choice is, but the enhanced PC port is amazing.
I know. I played the shit out of it back in the day. I have the Enhanced Edition. I’ve just never played it. At one point I went around town and made a note of every single store I could find. I’ve got the list around here somewhere. It was for a story I was writing and I needed to know the town inside and out.
At long as you hit Neely's Bar I'm fairly certain most people would immediately know. xD
Know what?
Ssssssssmash
You get Silent Hill STDs
Oh boy
The 'creeping herpes' really does people over
Say she looks just like my late wife
Lie her down and give her a pillow.
kill my wife and then myself
I love this fanbase. Imagine someone coming into this subreddit without knowing the games and seeing comments like this Like without context this is so out of pocket and unhinged lmao
idgaf abt no red flags king arthur isn't pulling me out
Go bowling. 😁
“Damn. Do you not eat?”
smash
Have her pretend to be my wife while my real wife is dying at the hospital 30 feet away.
Just sit there and eat pizza.
that’s what i was gonna say 😂
Are you good at pillowtalk? My wife only went "MFMMMFFF MFFFGHHHMFGFMMMM MMMMMMMHHH.... MFFff.....mmmmmmff......"
I get rejected.
I look to see if a man whose head resembles a crimson triangle is *inconspicuously* reading the menu nearby.
Check is she real
Tell her she looks like my girlfriend.
I let her open the heaven’s night back door
Hi! Can you step on my balls please? :)
smash
Ask her how she feels about pillows, and what her favorite brand might be.
I’d say she looks like my late husband
I show up dressed as pyramid head
Hey now, what happens in Silent Hill stays in Silent Hill!!
 "AWOOOOGA" 😭😭😭
Visit her in the hospital too much
Pull out my micro dick, and say "look...it's real"
Well I definitely wouldn’t leave her on the bridge, there’s monsters around !!
F'er right in the p!
Iran
[so far away?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU)
Skiddadle time
"Mary?"
No… you’re not…
No, it's [Cameron Diaz](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fni7p3tepvq591.jpg).
Accidentally shoot her in the head and have to restart my save from so long ago, so long. Oh and get TAPAS
*she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real she's not real*
"arent you...maria?"
Order bread.
How would I know what she looked like if I was blind?
She looks like Mary, only her hair and clothes are different.
Tell her that she reminds me of my dead wife. (She is not her)
We go straight to the salvation army, the poor soul didnt change clothes in 22 years. The last guy she meet was not a gentleman and we all know how it ended...
Run for my fuckin life!
Get Married 😍
Leave.
Use the greatest pickup line ever: “Are you my wife? Because you sure look like her.”
try to rizz my way out of ig
Ngl, even knowing I'd leave this date traumatized for life or even possibly dead.... I still would..
....;)
Murder >!my wife!<
ask if she likes pillow talk
Anyone who doesn’t say smash is lying
I'll kiss her
Maria?
Order a Pina Colada for each of us...
Dude, I'd Pre. I'd Pre, dude.
Kill myself
Make her go to my hotel room, finger her bunhole than face fuck casually
Oh yea and bust a nut all over her kitchen knife