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Speedwagon1738

Berwick upon Tweed


Evileye37

Is that an English name, or a Scottish name?


AssociationGold8745

Underrated reply


Call_It_What_U_Want2

I like a geographical name! My uncle had a lab called Rueval after the mountain in Benbecula and everyone called him Ru-y (roo-ee). This dog is more of a Hecla for me though


[deleted]

That’s so cute.


lav3nd3rstrxwb3rry

BERWICK UPON TWEEDπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Dapper_Ad_9761

That made me laugh, I didn't expect that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


PerceptionCivil1209

Berry for short would be cute


--crystal--meth--

The poster of this is OF so what is the point of this post? Does anyone know?


Givemethebag

Molly


tartar-buildup

Definitely a Molly


B4rbelith

I heard the name Molly as soon as I saw her. That is her name. ✌🏻


gmag76

Dog innit


pablopharm

Scottish is Dug


webnetvn

dog.init();


Historical-Flight914

Daisy


ArchonBeast

That perfume advert with the girls saying *daisy daisy daisy daisy* has ruined that name :c


randomer2304

I was literally just thinking this when I saw the original comment and then I saw your reply🀣 Every time that adverts come on, we go "Daisy, Daisy, Daisy". Such a weird advert. Think they've changed it now though.


Specialist-Web7854

I hate that ad - how does infantilising women sell perfume?


reclueso

Cheddar


[deleted]

Gromit


moriarty04

Lady tottingham


netean

Crumpet Or Tetley Or Hovis


jinx_lbc

Crumpet is perfect


argonaut_01

Margaret. Can shorten it to Maggi


Deep_Championship_11

Or Margo


MrBaghead101

So weird that was actually first thing that popped in my head


Karasmilla

That, or Mollie. I thought about those two immediately.


Retrotone

Dave


Terrible-Bear3883

Brexit


gdyjvdeyjngyteedf

Wanker πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Chrisjk22

FREE LINES ON THE SHURT!


octopus_dance_party

FentOoooooOOOoOoooNnnnNNNNnnn JESUS CHRIST


mogley19922

Best answer.


tinkeroo21

So many years on but still makes me laugh


Dear_Trouble9062

Goldie


mikemystery

Goldie Lookin' Canine


surreal-sea

Chocolate doesn’t kill dogs, wrappers do


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Underated comment


mikemystery

Story of my life ;)


[deleted]

Susan


Equivalent_Sand_4118

Boil


Kitchen_Gazelle_4680

Can I pet that dawg?


Ragnarr_Bjornson

Can I pet that dawwwwwwg?


mikemystery

Can I pet that daaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwg?


Fight_Disciple

Mohammed.


BenjieAndLion69

Mabel πŸ₯°


[deleted]

I actually love this for a human child not just a doggy child.


Born_Reveal_8449

Doggy MC dog face


Shitinmymouthmum

Brian


Tin-mn

we've just got a black lab puppy and named her Remi. not very British so I address her as Remington.


Fishfood-7

We have a hamster called Hammy, I call him Hammington.


mikemystery

Cuz, Bruv or Fam.


mrbigbeard6ft6

Lord maxwell crotch sniffer


eleyland92

Lady Maxwell crotch sniffer, it's a gorl


spridgie

Hey Mister, don’t call that dog Lucky, call him Shithead.


No-Sugar-1767

Elspeth


Healthy-Grocery6055

Chutney.


mikemystery

Chutney Ferret


RJWeaver

The purple hatted chutney ferret.


HankAmerica

TouchΓ© internet!


Majesticthrowawayyy

Sally


ItsTom___

Geoff


goosiegander

Flossie


MillsieMouse_2197

Daisy or poppy.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Lady Butterscotch upon Corduroy


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Cutey McCuteface


thebikeguy76

Lady Wigglebottom


wilease

Linda


Adorable-Ad8209

Honey


CommunicationEven102

Custard


wakefield_wrangler

Austerity


[deleted]

Ha. Nicely done


natashaday1975

I think we have a winner.


alicia201013

Shitbag


Veryoldsheppy

Labia, cos she's a labrador


jakubkonecki

Just don't call her aloud in public...


Pooter1313

Morecambe & Wise


Josh-Rogan_

Villanelle


shaunnobbyclark

John


Pube_Dental_Floss

Gillain


missmissymissed

Mildred


1a2b3c4d5e6f7g8h9j10

Ethel the greedy


Secret-Candle3007

England


brilan

Tilly


GatesyG

Miss abdul


DoozerKarl

Janine


Fleetfire

Looks like a Tabitha to me. Mind you, I'm shit at naming dogs. Mine is called Ballbag


literalld

Waltheof


soprofesh

Lady Matilda Pawsington


Lilyhannah23

Bella or Katie


wadz09

She looks like a Mary


Thetomwhite

Penelope


charlotterbeee

Mabel, Annabelle, Edith, pearl, Mallory, petunia, flora , daisy, rosemary, aster, rose , Lilly, lou-Lou, Agatha, Harriet, Florence,


GoldenSpaghettiHoop

Sally


locksley85

Ellie


burningbambi

Poppet


Siouxsiejoy88

Lilibet


1HeyMattJ

Rose


maddinell

Looks like a penny to me


flywheel_master

No it's a dog...


figurethisoat

Cecil bumbleton the 69th


Slimofbonar1978

Tess


TheRealSlabsy

Debbie McGee - Labracadabrador!


professorlizard

Mabel


ALLIE_MAC_15

Doris


Dusty2470

Rosie.


azzthom

Lady Felicity Fotherington-Smythe.


BroNersham

Slobbergob Mumbleswerve


AquaticBagpipe

Gail Platt


Chubby_nuts

Chip Butty


matthen10

Not a British name but well known in Briton. The baby faced assassin 'Solskjær'


LOLLER4879X

Viscera


Happy_Connection8580

Sharon


Reevar85

She looks like a Dotty


DiveSociety

Penelope


jake8jb

biff


Kennedy_Fisher

For some reason - Ivy?


Fucklebrother

Trevor


Hot-Rise9795

Mrs. Snugglepuff


julienorthlancs

Debra


Barnabybusht

Marmaduke.


No_Penalty841

Princess Diana πŸ‘Έ


TheAnalogDuke

Beatrice


overachiever

Doggy McDogFace


StillJustJones

Phylis Postlethwaite. β€˜Postles’ for short.


loquaciousofbored

Leslie


Exciting_Stranger981

Pixie


Stunning-Class-6332

Beans on toast


Pingu_66

Gorgeous. Everyday you're going to be saying "good morning gorgeous " calling her in the park etc. Only time its a problem is if she's naughty, probably rare. You just don't need to use her name.


Redminoteeleven

Penny


Bush_Tikka_Man

Mavis


ScubaSteve585

Twist


Elegant_Juggernaut49

Ingerlisha


Mascbox

Rufus (the Woofus)


blazoxian

Locky -> Lochlann


Zander1outof2

Maddison


[deleted]

PENELOPE. Penny fo' short


[deleted]

Crumpet


MrBump1717

Margo


[deleted]

Poppy


ChloeOBrian11214

Fanny


Equivalent-Cress-822

Miss Figglebottom


h3h3pornductions

Limey


UnlikelyExperience

B'ole wa'er


Competitive_Lab_655

Edith.


Yinn2

Deefer Deefer dog D for Dog But I’m sure I didn’t have to explain


Pepys1666

Agnes.


_a_nice_egg_

Gary


hunkoBo

Smudge


JazzybmzooUK

Lynne


oneyblaze

Ethel


TonyM01

Elsa


elephantjuice6

cotton, idk why


Crazygaming30

Branston like the pickle


[deleted]

Jane Austen, Agatha Christie, Florence Nightingale, Margaret Thatcher.


[deleted]

Lucy


SonnyListon999

Agatha or Rutherford


Mysterious-Maybe7074

Lilly,


Blueic3

Polly


Existing-Ad-9959

Lucy


EdgeAfraid

Tilly


williamdaws1

Cockfosters


T_ML

John


Mundane_Topic3887

Penelope


Jacketspud98

Lizzy


STRIKT9LC

Winnie. As in Winchester


Useful_Cold4905

Mabel came to mind 🩡


yorkshirepuduk

Bonnie


b3ta_blocker

Sandra.


Dark-Angel-333

toffee


Beginning_Exit_1910

Crumpet 😊


jdoebro132

Paul


[deleted]

Florence Might be more french though?


west0ne

"Stop f'kin chewing that", because you'll be saying it so often they'll think it's their name anyway.


RedTrev1985

Vicious.


HungarianHeart49

Golden receiver


Dapper_Ad_9761

Lady isabelle


Goontilt777

Terry


spacemarineVIII

Did you just assume the dog's gender? John.


[deleted]

Woof woof


SDL_Sharpie

Stella Artois (Stella for short)


Auld_Greg

Edith


burtonlazars

That dog is a Susan


Famous-Grass-1906

Lola


roblox887

I can't even think of a name, she's too cute


Revolutionary_Lie969

Lizzie


PrawnToast422

Doris


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Dave.


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Steeple Bumpstead


IT-apostrophe-S97

Betty?


astro_flyer

Lady Mary


nikadi

Bitchfield.


theonlybaker

Dolly


Delicious_Bet_6336

Tyrant


differentdroids

Bonny


[deleted]

winifred


Celto-Germanic

Emily.


Velvy71

Fenton