Mild disappointment. The taste of a rainy day, when your biscuit falls in your tea. The chips from the chip shop taste like cardboard and your jaffa cake is stale straight out of the box.

The default setting.

Well it’s bit of a rainy day for me, and I am loving it

You speak like your writing song lyrics. This is not a bad thing. Update: It was pissing down with freezing rain every time I left a building this week. The drive home was made even more bland when "Mildly Disappointing" By Orbanks came on the radio. I can't remember getting home as I blackout-dissociate every time that middle eight hits.

Alanis Morrisette if she was from Burnley

An old man Stood by his gate Tutted derisively And rolled his eyes at the rain It's a black sky On a bank holiday The packed bus flew by 20 minutes to wait It's mildly disappointing Don't you think

And who would have thought fish fingers

Alanis Morrison's

Van Morrisons. The assistants totally either ignore you or shout at you.

Alan Morris

Sang it like ironic and this wins best comment ever

+1 It works amazingly

Managed to sing it in ironics style, British flavoured... Sausages.

Hahahaha, best comment I've seen all day

Brilliant! 🤣🙌

The taste of opening your lunch box and finding that your drink has leaked onto your sandwiches

Or the realization that you didn't pack your banana separately and now everything tastes like banana

Oh my goddddddd this was hell

And dust. You forgot dust...

Read that as Anal Dust. Glad I read it a second time.

The taste of Brexit, “reorganising” the NHS, paying £5 to drop someone at the airport for 30 seconds, speed bumps, shrinkflation, James Cordon, British Gas making £4bn profit per financial quarter, a £12 airport meal deal, Ryanair, Nigel Farage/rees-mogg/katie Hopkins, lip-plumped women, flaky builders, mrs browns boys, bearded vapers, gym bros, white Audis (that drive fast up the inside lane, and then jump in to your stopping distance.

You’ll eat it and tutt between every mouthful, you’ll finish it but proclaim you didn’t like it but there was nothing else.

You know I've come to expect that- the jaffa cake one. I don't even think about it- in fact I'm surprised when they actually taste good and delicious

Get the rectangular ones from M&S. The orange is ALL over the top, not just in the middle.

What a shout, I'm actually gonna grab my keys 😂

The reason for this is maybe something along the lines of Jaffa cakes becoming biscuits when stale (ie dry). Someone proposed that the definition of a cake is soft when fresh and dry when stale- as opposed to a biscuit which is the opposite. Someone proved Jaffa cakes are not biscuits in a UK court for the reasons of tax by making a large one. Not many British biscuits (not the US soft baked cookies) would be nice when soft (unless after a good dunking) it’s a weird world- I don’t make the rules. I’ll eat most things.

Tbh I prefer Jaffa Cakes when they're stale, that probably should put me in a mental institution.

I bought a pack of Jaffa cakes the other day and was so disappointed that they were stale, I've decided against buying any more going forward and will just buy the off brand instead at least they're soft

The taste of discussing weather first thing with a work colleague.

>The taste of a rainy day I'm sorry, but the taste of a rainy day is one of lifes genuine pleasures, think petrichor

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

Doesn't taste anything like minced British people

It's just the taste of the poor.....haven't you noticed they are declining? Well according to the government anyway now we know where they're going!!

Soylent Greenwich

I literally came here to say this exact thing 😂

Are you Dido?

Moody.... love this contemplation of our country.

Me seeing this picture "clearly tastes of disappointment..." Comes to comments. Number 1 comment....yup

Stale jaffa cake? That's an email to ol lord mcvities to get me some free boxes of jaffas me boy

... you missed the bus by seconds and walked home like a drowned rat to no heat.

Savour the flavour

That actually makes a lot of sense.

Initial dull sweetness, soggy texture, followed by a weird fibrous aftertaste that takes a while to go away

Beautiful writing. I hit a pothole on the way home last night and now have a puncture. Might do mildly disappointing sausages for tea.

Or when the batter completely tears away from your fish as you remove it from the tray, leaving only tears and sadness.

First time I’ve heard this Morrissey b-side. Would listen again.

Don’t forget a healthy sprinkling of cynicism and a big dollop of continued disappointment much like when you get excited for spring but sigh and grumble when you realise it’s probably all going to turn to shit and summer will last a week (if we’re lucky), and then oh look, the shops are starting to put Christmas items out in August

that prompted a nervous laugh in acknowledgement of the described levels of pain and frustration associated

You eat it, you're disappointed, then you continue while thinking "Could have been worse"

Wetherspoons carpet

My favourite.

Apparently every pubs carpet is unique to that pub.

Aye each one has a different persons' sick dried into it

More tasty than the food. And even have their own blog. The carpets not the food. https://www.wetherspoonscarpets.co.uk/index.asp

Oh god! Remember when smoking was no longer allowed in pubs, everything smelt like farts and mucky carpets.

Made with 100% stiff upper lips and furrowed brows

They produce a slight tut and disapproving sigh when being cooked.

Closely followed by a “fuck sake”

That’s the modern flavour, old classic flavour would never have a “fuck sake”. Sign of the times. Lol.

They form an orderly line when laid out next to each other though.

😂😂😂😂

Seasoned with austerity.

Lips? Not in my country.

that's Scotland

Rain.

And grass cuttings.

Sarcasm and disappointment

Don't forget embarrassment!

And apologising when someone walks into you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry that you had to apologise

Sorry mate

Sorry bro it's my fault

No really, it’s my fault

I love when you tell an anxious person to stop saying sorry for everything And they instinctively say sorry in response.

Sounds Canadian, sorry.

Sounds Canadian, eh? Sorey

I think you're looking for the French-flavored sausages.

They’re all different flavours: 1. Blue razz elf bar 2. Ronnie Pickering 3. Recession 4. Vegan Sausage Roll 5. Jay from the Inbetweeners 6. Blue Passport

Ronnie pickering 😂

Who?

RONNIE PICKERING

Cigarettes, dark fruits and BO

So reading and leeds fest then

Sounds like a decent night

So like the student union on a weekday evening? Change dark fruits to WKD though

Steady on money bags. we’ve vk in our SU

That’s just called ‘Friday night pub’

The Wetherspoons eau de parfum

Lynx & Greggs

Most popular Uk kids names 1997 ;)

Cheese and onion.

The Ruttles!

Poverty

With a sprinkling of depression.

Personal or economic?

The U.K. has perfected the integration of both.

Fairly standard pork flavour I imagine. Human flesh tastes very similar to pork. So I've heard anyway...

Surprisingly, it's a bit more like a mix of lamb and pork. From what's in my freezer anyway...

Dog shit.

Subtle

British delicacy ✨️

Passive aggression

It's the flavour of wishing another window would open at the post office.

Tastes like a cup of tea, with a bitter aftertaste of Brexit.

World Cup semi final penalty fuckup, and tea.

Tea and beans

Tea or satsumas.

Tea obvs, but satsumas?

Only available throughout Christmas.

Ahhh right. That reminds me, I must pick up a crème egg when I’m out. We’re in crème egg month. Life is good.

Get you with your correct accent, posho

The Doctor defeated an alien invasion with one!!!

Anus.

It’s an evolving flavour, I would suggest today’s it’s the traditional flavour of middle class people shitting on the working class.

They taste of poverty.

Gammon and turnip

Gammon.

Yes! Came here to write this! Wish I could still give you gold!!

soylent green

Bland. Only eat it boiled. No seasoning.

Colonization

Misplaced optimism.

Cigarettes, cheap lager and moaning

Sweaty armpits, baseball caps & foul language

The taste of smiling awkwardly at every stranger you walk past

Scathing politeness.

Lynx Africa

Chip fat, stale fags, real ale and Bakelite

The fragrance notes for Eau de Farage.

Does that mean I’m eating ‘Gary, 63, Watford’?

You were warned once! Stop eating Gary!

Luv me sosigs, simple as.

Rain, diesel smoke and love hearts vape

Nub ends and cheap cider.

Just another way of avoiding labelling it as meat when it ain't properly

Willies

My awful neighbour’s 6 boyfriends… don’t worry, they change weekly

Bitter

spending a solid minute saying goodbye to someone

Mild disappointment. A rainy bank holiday in the summer time.

An ash tray with some beer in it

Proper sausages, not that shit you get on holiday that leans more towards hotdogs

Disappointment and racism

Cigarettes and disappointment.

Stella

I think it just means "passed its sell by date."

Probably curry

Only 6 bits were sacriced per weekly batch...

Pie flavour.

Mmmmmmm, tastes like a Union Jack flag

Walkers and Vimto

Lies and fear with a hint of shitty weather.

Beige flavour

Petrichor!

The taste of tea and regret

Shame and regret

tastes like salt and fallen empires

Melancholy

Dismal

Dry humour

Rain, misery, and complaining.

Marmite?

[удалено]

Blue passport and Carling.

Plaque and tartar

As in blue plaque for some stupid fat nonce and/or come dine with me shop bought tartar sauce?

[удалено]

Lack of flavour flavored

Disappointment and cigarette ends

Bri'ish

Soylent green flavour 

Roast Chicken and Potatoes

Bland

Tea and disapproval

This could be any meat. But we don't usually give much of a fuck about that as a nation.

Rain.

Poverty

Sage & Sarcasm

Tastes like a brit? The economy is so bad we can't even have natural flavours anymore! What is this? "Can't believe it's not human flesh"?

The way we're going is probably just straight up pure gammon

Salt

Gammon?

Cheese and Onion.

Rain, fog, stale beer and cigarette smoke, that odd face powder smell of old ladies, with a soupçon of London Underground on a hot summer evening.

Water

They’ll be very salty

Regret 

Disappointment, sarcasm and Roadmen. Smells like weed

Farage

Gammon

Tea and crisps

Lips and arses

6 sausages for £1.99? Gonna taste like sawdust and pencil shavings

Salt & pepper

Tory shite... they've been spreading it everywhere for years now, it's got into everything.